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Fat Sack of Corruption Jack Murtha Now Trails Challenger Lt. Col. Bill Russel, 48-45CORRECTION: 48 to Thirty Five

Is it racist to vote against a white criminal?

WRONG! You can hardly blame me for reading "35" as "45." 35 seems.. preposterous.

And yet that's what a poll says.

CJ adds: "If this is true, Obama is so screwed."

I don't know about that -- but if McCain starts running the "bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and hate anyone not like them" quote in ads, he can capitalize on this zeitgeist.*

* Zeitgeist is a German word meaning, of course, "racist redneck hatred."

Pennsylvania -- FUCK YEAH!

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Posted by: Ace at 03:06 PM



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1 Who are the dumbass 45%?

Posted by: mare at October 23, 2008 03:09 PM (X1fsj)

2 Ace its 48% to 35% not 45%

Posted by: William Amos at October 23, 2008 03:10 PM (IDfmG)

3 It's not 48-45%. It's 48%-35%.

Posted by: Benson at October 23, 2008 03:10 PM (qzcNU)

Posted by: dan-O at October 23, 2008 03:11 PM (teb/C)

5 I don't really mean to take credit for this or anything but I think I did mention before that when they started fairly sampling the racists and the rednecks, the numbers would change.  I'm vindicated.

Posted by: Kae Gregory at October 23, 2008 03:15 PM (RkRxq)

6 Everyone knows that the entire German language is racist.

Racist.

Posted by: moronizer at October 23, 2008 03:17 PM (p1s9n)

7

That fat tub of goo is taking the Mon Incline down to a political slag heap.

And I really feel for him now possibly not having the ability to name anymore highways after himself or his asshole kids.

Poor guy!

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at October 23, 2008 03:17 PM (sf4Oe)

8

It's racist to give Murtha 45% when he only got 35%. Really racist.

Posted by: robtr at October 23, 2008 03:17 PM (C6ME0)

9 Good: get this fat sack of libelous/slanderous crap out of office--do it, PA, for the Marines he malgined with not a shred of evidence to back it up!

Posted by: ECM at October 23, 2008 03:20 PM (q3V+C)

10 It's odd that this sudden change in the polls comes after The Murtherer called his constituents racists.  Could it be that people don't take kindly to that?  This is indeed puzzling.

Perhaps people are finally seeing through that tactic.  Or perhaps Fat Jack just did it badly.

Posted by: Loren Heal at October 23, 2008 03:21 PM (s9Ak0)

11

First, throw his lying ass out of office and then, sue him into the dirt for slandering those Marines.

Fuckin' hell yeah!

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 23, 2008 03:22 PM (6BgmB)

12

Murtha still slamming the troops

 

Murtha has stood fast, saying his blunt language brought critical improvement to how American troops engage Iraqis. "We're no longer just breaking down doors," Murtha said.

Officials, including a two-star general, conducting the investigation and the Naval Criminal Investigation Service "came up with the same conclusion I did," Murtha said.

Posted by: William Amos at October 23, 2008 03:26 PM (IDfmG)

13

I'm thinking in the next few days that the Pennsylvania Democratic Party announces that Murtha fell down and broke his hip. Then they try to throw in a last-minute pinch hitter like they did with Torricelli/Lautenberg.

Murtha is done. I feel sorry for the other people at whatever old folks' home they park his corrupt ass in after he loses his seat.

Posted by: Jim62sch at October 23, 2008 03:26 PM (zYagu)

14 Why aren't they voting for me? It's not like I'm black!

Hey you ignorant racist red necks...I'M WHITE! Hello!!!!!

Posted by: Jack Murtha at October 23, 2008 03:27 PM (hlYel)

15 He is a CORPSE & he knows it & he is pulling Obama into the Grave with him

THANKS Okinawa Jack(Marines killed in cold blood)Murtha!!!

Posted by: PaRep at October 23, 2008 03:29 PM (dWdDN)

16

Now, I might be a redneck, but my congressperson isn't allowed to call me one.

That's our word.

Posted by: Brewdog at October 23, 2008 03:30 PM (jg+Fr)

17 I hope this holds and he goes down, but I wouldn't say this portends defeat for the Obamessiah.  I wish it did, but can't delude myself to that degree.

Posted by: Holdfast at October 23, 2008 03:31 PM (Gzb30)

18 I thought Zeitgeist was a major Obama donor from Berlin?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2008 03:32 PM (GGy7k)

19 UMM I'm in Pa. & In Okinawa Jack's district I know what I am talking about ok stop doing shots of the Media Kool aid

Posted by: PaRep at October 23, 2008 03:33 PM (dWdDN)

20

Maybe the PA GOP could run some Obama / Murtha comparison ads. Tie Murtha's slander with his and Obama's votes; tie Abscam with Obama's support of Todd Stroger and the rest of the IL "combine".

Posted by: David Ross at October 23, 2008 03:34 PM (GwV+j)

21 Today I am announcing that I am redeploying my campaign and candidacy to Okinawa.  I think I have an excellent chance to represent the fine people of that island in the Japanese Diet and I look forward to eating more Sushi in the near future.

Posted by: Jack Murtha at October 23, 2008 03:35 PM (hlYel)

22 I wonder if Murtha knows how to squeal? Because he's about to get raped by some Racist/Redneck voters in his district.

Posted by: Rocks at October 23, 2008 03:36 PM (Q1lie)

23 bye bye traitor... you're outta congress.... if nothing else comes from this election at least one wrong will be righted!

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at October 23, 2008 03:39 PM (UHPcb)

Posted by: Tinian at October 23, 2008 03:40 PM (Ohodx)

25 It is amazing how much trouble Murtha has gotten himself into with his big mouth.  He won in 2006 61-39.  Kerry won his district in 2004 by 2 points.  Now Murtha is looking at a very real possibility of going down to Russell, double digits, and dragging Obama down with him.  No wonder Fast Eddie Rendell is sweating bullets.

Posted by: Eric at October 23, 2008 03:40 PM (fbwxi)

26 Who are the dumbass 35%?

Posted by: mare at October 23, 2008 03:44 PM (X1fsj)

27
Man oh man, you just can't even get this blog to work using its own toolbar.

Let me repeat:

I AM TEH VINDICATED!!!1!!!111!!!

Posted by: Tinian at October 23, 2008 03:46 PM (Ohodx)

28

Damn, there doesn't seem to be any market on Intrade for Murtha.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 23, 2008 03:47 PM (lhxhu)

29

When McCain wins, I'll have to send thank-you notes to Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, and Jack Murtha. 

Posted by: Jim62sch at October 23, 2008 03:48 PM (zYagu)

30

Who are the dumbass 35%?

Racists, that's who

Posted by: robtr at October 23, 2008 03:49 PM (C6ME0)

31 Tingles!! 

Posted by: CB at October 23, 2008 03:49 PM (9Wv2j)

32 How would Ubermann spin this? 

Posted by: oldfart at October 23, 2008 03:53 PM (jMpvy)

33

SHOCK: MCCAIN CAMPAIGN VOLUNTEER ATTACKED AND MUTILATED IN PITTSBURGH

Fucking Democrats, it's on Drudge

Posted by: robtr at October 23, 2008 03:56 PM (C6ME0)

34 People of Pennsylvania I salute you. But what the Hell took you so long? This guy has been a complete criminal ass for years.

Posted by: mare at October 23, 2008 03:58 PM (X1fsj)

35 People of Pennsylvania I salute you. But what the Hell took you so long? This guy has been a complete criminal ass for years.

Don't Blame I have NEVER voted for that CORRUPT TURD

Posted by: PaRep at October 23, 2008 04:06 PM (dWdDN)

36 33, so can we finally be honest and refer to the Obama cultists as 'brownshirts?'

Or are the uneducated going to claim that's racist, too?

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2008 04:28 PM (QHtlg)

37 PaRep excluded.

Posted by: mare at October 23, 2008 04:37 PM (X1fsj)

38 Zeitgeist is a German word meaning, of course, "racist redneck hatred."

And nobody knows about racist hatred like us Germans. Can practically write an entire book on the subject...now, I know where my shootin' irons are, where did I put my Bible?

Got me sum kkklin' to do!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2008 04:49 PM (1hM1d)

39 Awesome news!  I gladly donated to Russell's campaign today.  His connections with the Religious Right concern me a bit, but he ain't my Congressman and I despise the other guy.  I want that sack of shit Murtha forcibly re-deployed to "racist" PA.

Posted by: John at October 23, 2008 04:50 PM (nAxsL)

40 Damnit, I'm such a goober I can't even spell kkklingin' right.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 23, 2008 04:50 PM (1hM1d)

41 Murtha-muerte!

Posted by: CavMedic at October 23, 2008 05:29 PM (UyFYg)

42 Another DJ Drummond article on The Drive by Pollsters poll cookinghttp://tinyurl.com/5r8ser

Posted by: PaRep at October 23, 2008 05:38 PM (dWdDN)

43

Looks like my first ever campaign contribution could turn into a solid investment...just need one more incoherant, rage-filled rant from Murtha telling everyone of his voters what he really thinks of them...someone get him a mic.

 

 

Posted by: The Hammer at October 23, 2008 06:42 PM (P89vv)

44

@38: "And nobody knows about racist hatred like us Germans. Can practically write an entire book on the subject..."

Actually, that would be by an Austrian, but po-tay-to, po-tah-to

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 23, 2008 07:02 PM (hCSTJ)

45 Russell is Mark Levin now. I hope he beats lardass too.

Posted by: rushfan at October 23, 2008 07:43 PM (xGx1S)

46 See, this is the Dems' problem. No depth on the bench. They were so busy cooking the Metrosexual Mugabe's polls they shorter the ticket farther down...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 23, 2008 08:25 PM (yIy7z)

47 I put  my money where my mouth is.
I donated to the Russell campaign. This is only the second time in my life I've donated to a campaign - the first was when Mav picked Cuda.

Let me clarify....

I dipped my balls in my donation to Russell.

Fuck you, Okinawa Jack! Filthy lying cocksucker!

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