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NIE Leak: Pakistan "On the Edge"

President Obama might get his chance to conduct the Great Overmountain Invasion of Pakistan after all.

A growing al Qaida-backed insurgency, combined with the Pakistani army's reluctance to launch an all-out crackdown, political infighting and energy and food shortages are plunging America's key ally in the war on terror deeper into turmoil and violence, says a soon-to-be completed U.S. intelligence assessment.

A U.S. official who participated in drafting the top secret National Intelligence Estimate said it portrays the situation in Pakistan as "very bad." Another official called the draft "very bleak," and said it describes Pakistan as being "on the edge."

The first official summarized the estimate's conclusions about the state of Pakistan as: "no money, no energy, no government."

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About the only good news in the Pakistan NIE is that it's "relatively sanguine" about the prospects of a Pakistani nuclear weapon, materials or knowledge falling into the hands of terrorists, said one official.

However, the draft NIE paints a grim picture of the situation in the impoverished, nuclear-armed country of 160 million, according to the U.S. officials who spoke to McClatchy.

Thanks to Mr. X. Pretty sure not the Mr. X.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 AM



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1 We need to send pakistan some hope bombs and changeweapons to turn this around.

Posted by: Jones/CO at October 15, 2008 12:25 AM (KOkrW)

2 Pakistan?  It'd be like going into Wisconsin.

Do we invade before or after Obama goes into bin Laden's cave to get him?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 15, 2008 12:26 AM (Ulsfn)

3 President Obama might get his chance to conduct the Great Overmountain Invasion of Pakistan after all.

Only if he could draft our daughters to go get nuked by the Pakistanis.

Posted by: Methos at October 15, 2008 12:28 AM (QHtlg)

4 Not to harsh your vibe, Baron, but we track quietly and shoot accurately.


Posted by: Wisconsin at October 15, 2008 12:30 AM (8/0ME)

5 Meh, this is probably just being scraped up last-minute by the NeoCon Zionists to scare people out of voting for the Messiah.

Fucking Jew Fearmongers.

Posted by: james at October 15, 2008 12:30 AM (Lu0dP)

6 Wisconsin....I was thinking the same thing, invading Wisconsin doesn't sound like an easy task.  That's Gun Country up there.

Posted by: james at October 15, 2008 12:31 AM (Lu0dP)

7 Thank God Joe Biden knows where to send the troops!

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at October 15, 2008 12:31 AM (Jiect)

8 NIE leak? How passe'.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 15, 2008 12:32 AM (1cqur)

9 Soldier of Fortune - Ziske rates the Pakistanis: "They're pussies!"

Teen Beat - Win a dream date with Ace!

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 15, 2008 12:34 AM (Ulsfn)

10 However, the draft NIE paints a grim picture of the situation in the impoverished, nuclear-armed country of 160 million, according to the U.S. officials who spoke to McClatchy.

Tell me, why should the people who produce this assessment be believed when they said Iran was not producing nucs contra every other nations intelligence reporting? That Iran was as good as gold?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 15, 2008 12:35 AM (1cqur)

11 Is this another "teaser," Ace? Because if it is I'm going to have sex with your mother.

I mean, I'm going to have sex with your mother no matter what, but now I won't call the next day, because you've been a d-bag about teasing stories that flop.


Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 15, 2008 12:38 AM (4KSmZ)

12

Sounds grim, but there's an upside. If Pakistan has a revolution, the first thing they'll take out (or try to) is India. And you know what that means, right?

Think outsourced customer service call centers.

World ends: women, minorities and Dell hit hardest. As for me, it's a fair trade-off instead of waiting on hold for 30 minutes.

Even better than Dell, I hope the first thing Pakistan takes out is the Chubb/Homeguard Security call center. Hell, I'd be happy to provide them logistics if need be.

I'm all about solutions.

 

Posted by: genghis at October 15, 2008 12:39 AM (HwY1l)

13 Ace -- CHECK DRUDGE


Mysterious $2300 Obama campaign donation appears on Kansas City couple's credit card statement...



Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 15, 2008 12:40 AM (1cqur)

14 The problem here is that if PahkEstahn goes to the shithouse  the US Military will lose quite a bit of it's ability to resupply troops in Afghanistan.

The Belmont Club had a pretty good write up on it a while ago.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at October 15, 2008 12:43 AM (Jiect)

15 I really want to hear about Jen-Jiss Khan's campaigns in Pocky-Stahn.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 15, 2008 12:46 AM (4KSmZ)

16

I totally read the head as NFL Leak:  Pakistan "On the Edge"

Bed time.

Best Regards

Posted by: ATNorth at October 15, 2008 12:48 AM (fg/R5)

17 I would love to be there to see the deer-in-the-headlights look when/if President Obama *spit* comes face to face with a dozen of America's best Generals and they skool him some knowledge. He's gonna pee in his white lacy panties.

Posted by: Ann at October 15, 2008 12:48 AM (c3H+i)

18 He's gonna pee in his white lacy panties.

Damn you, you just ruined white lacy panties for me FOREVER. Even imagining Sarah Palin in them won't cure me.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 15, 2008 01:03 AM (4KSmZ)

19

another leak that endangers our national security

wtf

Posted by: funky chicken at October 15, 2008 01:04 AM (xyyHG)

20

Yeah it's easy to talk smack in a debate or on the campaign trail. Right up until fate calls your bluff.

Posted by: Mوtenloch at October 15, 2008 01:05 AM (O8Quh)

21 funky chicken

that's pretty much what I said, but how can these jokers who produce be believed? They said for years Saddam was reconstituting wmd prior to Bush and then said Iran was not when every other fricken nation said "uh huh, in a big way" contra to the NIE stooges? - how can anyone take a current day NIE for real?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 15, 2008 01:09 AM (1cqur)

22

another leak that endangers our national security

 and HELPS Obama?

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at October 15, 2008 01:10 AM (1cqur)

23 I mentioned this briefly on my blog in August.  I don't bother linking since I seldom post, but my prediction seems accurate.

Iraq is over-run by infidels.  Al-Qaeda regroups in Afghanistan, also over-run by infidels.  Iran is in the cross-hairs.  Pakistan is unpoliced and without Musharraf, it's a toss-up for the militant types.  There's nowhere else they can go.

For now, I suspect this is an unforeseen consequence of piracy.  I can't buy any of the conspiracies ideas.  A useful one though.  I do believe Pakistan is on the brink.

Posted by: Justin at October 15, 2008 01:29 AM (iH1PP)

24 "So... what do we do?" -- Dr Peter Venkman

Posted by: David Ross at October 15, 2008 01:53 AM (tYVzG)

25 Whatever you do - don't cross the streams!

Posted by: gebrauchshund at October 15, 2008 02:53 AM (pY77a)

26 genghis (#12) : Sounds grim, but there's an upside. If Pakistan has a revolution, the first thing they'll take out (or try to) is India. And you know what that means, right?

Also, every nuke they try to lob at India is one less nuke that AQ can load onto a shipping container bound for NYC or some other Western city. And that's not even accounting for India's response (which is sure to take out at least some of Pakistan's yet-unused nuclear arsenal), or the strong possibility that India's response won't be a response at all, but a pre-emptive first strike.

India may end up saving our bacon here, simply by acting in their own interests.

Posted by: Joshua at October 15, 2008 02:56 AM (zaKn+)

27 Hopefully India takes care of the problem.

Posted by: SamIam at October 15, 2008 03:18 AM (jl7C/)

28 I am a stinky piece of (Diderot's) dog feces

Posted by: Fuck you Ace - I love free speech at October 15, 2008 05:26 AM (aFSTR)

29 Pakistan Government is many ways is in the same position and state the Colombian Government is in with the war on drugs. We have a government unable to deal with its internal radical islamist problem because it is weakened by fear and outright corruption from within. Same with Colombia as they were either bought off, corrupted by drug cartels or threatened into compliance.

Like Colombia the USA might just have to start running clandestine Spec Ops Delta Force missions in their country.

Posted by: Gary B at October 15, 2008 05:38 AM (iInYK)

30 me troll gud

Posted by: Fuck you Ace - I love free speech at October 15, 2008 06:21 AM (8v2uA)

31 Priorities.  Colombia?  Been to northern Mexico lately?

Posted by: mikey at October 15, 2008 06:30 AM (GSeVd)

32 It seems the State Department under Rice is the equal  of Carter's. Our State Department threw Musharaf under the bus just as Cater threw the Shaw under the bus and we got the Mullahs...

Posted by: rkroof at October 15, 2008 08:01 AM (pVZ50)

33

About the only good news in the Pakistan NIE is that it's "relatively sanguine" about the prospects of a Pakistani nuclear weapon, materials or knowledge falling into the hands of terrorists, said one official.

That's good news?

Is someone misusing the word or did the reporter misunderstand it's use?

If Pakistan's NIE is 'cool headed / calm tempered / confident / optimistic / enthusiastic' about giving terrorists nukes that's not ...er...good.

Posted by: Entropy at October 15, 2008 08:31 AM (m6c4H)

34

Oh...it's the National Intelligence estimate...

I was reading that like NIE was some pakistani intelligence bureau...

Nevermind.

Posted by: Entropy at October 15, 2008 08:35 AM (m6c4H)

35
Isn't "NIE" sorta equivalent to an editorial / commentary column by some CIA guy who hates Bush and doesn't want to work so much.

And doesn't "leak" more or less equate to "press release by the disgruntled employee?"

It's true that an NIE might contain some facts, but then so might a Frank Rich column.

Posted by: Rocky's Pal at October 15, 2008 09:42 AM (ywSvi)

36 Once Pakistan is firmly in the hands of the islamic terrorists there won't be any need for Obama to invade/undermine the country.
The Democrat goal is always to keep the crisis brewing.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at October 15, 2008 09:48 AM (TPRbZ)

37 I'm going to devote (at least) the first year of Obama's term to relentlessly criticize him for every policy mistake that is made, regardless of circumstance, and blaming him for every single thing that goes wrong for this country, regardless of cause.  I will also refer to him using names such as 'H' or 'Dumbo' during these times.  It will be fun.

Posted by: WisCon at October 15, 2008 11:17 AM (RsaX9)

38 Not to harsh your vibe, Baron, but we track quietly and shoot accurately.

Posted by: Wisconsin at October 15, 2008 12:30 AM (8/0ME)


That maybe so. But you smell like limberger. So that whole quiet thing? not helping so much.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 15, 2008 11:47 AM (1hM1d)

39 It will be fun.

While I like your idea immensely, WisCon, the problem will be that all of the hatred and vitriol that was thrown at Bush during his tenure will conveniently be forgotten and you will be seen as just an evil, hate-filled racist.  The comparison to what happened over the last 8 years will be completely lost, as the behavior of the traitorous scum and immature children of the left will simply disappear down the memory hole.

As evidence, listen to what Bob Beckel said last night on BoR.  He actually is trying to convince people that the Democrats may have been a teensy little bit mean to Repbulicans now and again, the vicious, vile, hate-filled attacks on Obama are the absolute worst thing he has ever seen in his life.

I mean {gasp} they have called Obama a Marxist.  OBAMA!  A MARXIST!!!  CAN YOU IMAGINE????

You'd almost think that someone called him a cunt or something, he's so upset about that!

Posted by: wiserbud at October 15, 2008 11:54 AM (wWwJR)

40

Well, this is not good.  I mean, under Bush we had a military leader who, though not a democrat, was at least willing to cooperate with us and carefully controlled his nations nuclear arsenal.  Now under Democrat pressure Bush forced Musharraf to hand over control to corrupt civilians - with the result that Pakistan is about to become a nuclear armed failed state where the best organized and most determined elements are Islamic Fascists.

To all trolls and democrats reading this - happy now?  Bush did things your way, congratulations, you now have what you wanted.  But of course, Obama will fix it all for you, by his magic power of hope and change - right?

Posted by: IamnotanumberIamafreeman at October 15, 2008 05:41 PM (ocIw7)

41 The leak is well timed. But for what?
If you look from across the Atlantic, we are off the edge!
Economics, Military, Industry, Politics - Does anything work in here?

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