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National Enquirer Hit: Obama's Mentor, Communist Frank Marshall Davis, a Pedophile and Pervert

Hillbuzz was exactly right about this story-- they said it would involve homosexuality. I didn't link them, because I didn't believe them.

But that's because I didn't understand the angle they were going for.

So, yeah, Obama's mentor, pervert, pedophile, pinko.

No, this is not the girlfriend story or the other story, obviously. I was sort of confused when Hillbuzz said a story would come out this week about a "sex scandal" with male names. I thought they were so hopelessly off-base I didn't bother linking them. Now I get it.

Thanks to Confederate Yankee. He notes the story is old; the Telegraph ran a similar one. So what, I say. It's new to me.

Posted by: Ace at 02:35 PM



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1 I'm to the point now where I'd hardly be surprised if we found out Obama's campaign manager was caught sodomizing a dead German Shepherd (dog or actual person) on camera.

Someone should make a handy list of all the scandals/shady crap that Obama is connected to.  I'm losing track.

Posted by: brak at October 13, 2008 02:38 PM (oKbTX)

2 Errr....the implication from the Enquirer story was that Obama may have been molested as a child.

On a persoanl level, tragic if true. No one should be subjected to that.

On a political level, if this story breaks and Obama tearfully admits to being a victim of child abuse (say...in a thirty minute prime time slot just days before the election), then he will be the next president, hands down.

Posted by: mpur at October 13, 2008 02:41 PM (BotaL)

3 Sex, alcohol, deviancy.  On the surface sounds like AofSHQ material (minus the socialism!)

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 13, 2008 02:42 PM (4L5Tl)

4 That's not the mentor, pedophile, pinko, pervert I thought I knew.

Uh, did you see that McCain has ties to ACORN?  How about that?

Present.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 13, 2008 02:42 PM (xFNQx)

5 This is not new stuff.  FMD admitted to it long ago (ya know, before he died).  To be clear, FMD's admitted pedophilia occurred with a 13-year-old girl.

All of the stuff in the Enquirer article is true, it's appeared in other venues.  This is just the closest it's gotten to MSM.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2008 02:43 PM (T0NGe)

6 "On a political level, if this story breaks and Obama tearfully admits to being a victim of child abuse (say...in a thirty minute prime time slot just days before the election), then he will be the next president, hands down."

All right, uh, let me show you on this, uh, anatomically correct doll, where Frank Marshall touched me.

Posted by: Barack Obama Broadcasting Live on Network TV at October 13, 2008 02:44 PM (xFNQx)

7

Someone should make a handy list of all the scandals/shady crap that Obama is connected to.  I'm losing track.

Sit tight.  I hear Oliver Stone is working on a hard hitting Docu-movie on the life of Barry.  The working title is "O".

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2008 02:45 PM (VBon8)

8 Let's admit it: Obama has always been pretty boy. No self respecting pedophile would not be attracted to him. It may have been his first experience in homosexual sex. In fact, a number of gay men describe their first experience as being with an older man and their appreciation for it. It also explains why obama had no girlfriends we know of, except the beard somewhere I can't mention. It also explains obama's relationship with another gay father figure, terrorist Bill Ayers.

Posted by: dave at October 13, 2008 02:46 PM (pKT9T)

9 Sounds like the title should be "The Story of O"

Posted by: mpur at October 13, 2008 02:47 PM (BotaL)

10

Interesting fact but Republicans shouldn't touch this one directly.

His Communism is fair game though. There could be an ad about Barry's tutelage into Communism by Communist (andadmittedpedo) Frank.

Posted by: David Ross at October 13, 2008 02:52 PM (GwV+j)

11

I'm confused. Is this the story that Ben Smith supposedly was sitting on?

 

 

Posted by: fred at October 13, 2008 02:53 PM (0XpI7)

12 Sex Chronic masturbation, alcohol, deviancy.  On the surface sounds like AofSHQ material (minus the socialism!)

Fixed that for you. We fear the vag too much to actually have, you know, intercourse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2008 02:54 PM (Ds4I5)

13 So let me understand, Obama's beloved Grandfather took him to visit with a degenerate, avowed communist whereupon they plied him with liquor and encouraged him to write dirty limericks?  God help that little boy.  Discarded by both parents, guided by a grandfather with really bad instincts while grandma worked to support the crew, and exposed to .....I don't know what.  But I will tell you this, if my son was taken, by anyone in my family, to visit this vermin, they would not be part of his life from there on in.

Posted by: Judith at October 13, 2008 02:56 PM (nA/oT)

14 au contraire on the pedo bear liking ol' jugears.

Young kid, moved around a lot, no father, distant with mother. With the victims I work with, that's a classic scenario.  Kids like that hunger for papa role model, and the sick bastard pedos take right advantage of it.

Posted by: moronizer at October 13, 2008 02:59 PM (p1s9n)

15 Sounds like the title should be "The Story of O"

I have no doubt there will be an art exhibit or film of people whacking off to a photo of obama and their O face filmed for posterity.

Posted by: dave at October 13, 2008 03:00 PM (pKT9T)

16

this is old news in the blogosphere. I have known Frankie the Communist was writing books featuring child porn for sometime. The FBI has loads of files in this guy. They investigated him for 15 years.

Where was he before hawaii? Chicago.

Unlce frank is the peice that puts the puzzle together. I think though, no one touches it because he mentored obama in his youth.

That is what makes it scarier. He indoctrinated obama into communism for a decade. Until Obama went to Occidental at Frankie baby's request Obama decided to head to Columbia. right down the street from Bill Ayers. A resident of Chicago when Davis was.

It is a huge web but Obama is on a mission that is not what he says and is far more dangerous than some believe.

ALso, where are obama's friends and associates who are not radicals?

Posted by: ppp at October 13, 2008 03:01 PM (zzms8)

17 Dig it! In his shocking tell-all, Davis admits to seducing a thirteen year-old girl, voyeurism, exhibitionism, bisexuality, rape and sadomasochism. Wild!

Posted by: Bernadine X at October 13, 2008 03:02 PM (j02xJ)

18 I guess this explains The Chosen One's support of NAMBLA.

Posted by: BillyBob at October 13, 2008 03:03 PM (wB5QT)

19 BillyBob, do you have any evidence that BHO supports that organisation? Or did David Axelrod's cheque fail to meet this week's heroin bill?

Posted by: David Ross at October 13, 2008 03:08 PM (GwV+j)

20 Odd, then, that his first book is spent looking for Daddy.

Really, it's worth noting for Davis' radicalism more than the pedophilia, simply to point out that, time and time again, Obama's influences have been constantly from the radical Left of the spectrum.  This is not a mainstream candidate, this is not a racial healer, this is not a uniter.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at October 13, 2008 03:08 PM (MMC8r)

21 Somehow it just makes Him seem more human.

I wish there were going to be another town-hall debate, so someone could ask The One to recite some of those limericks.  He's such a fine orator, don't you think?

Posted by: Rosie Palmer at October 13, 2008 03:13 PM (uiKEv)

22 This story is sad actually.  BO was drinking whiskey and writing dirty limericks with his grandfather (and a commie pedophile) when he was a small kid.  No wonder he was a socialist substance abuser in later life.  Still, he shouldn't be POTUS!

Posted by: HawaiiLwyr at October 13, 2008 03:14 PM (Mt4OE)

23 This actually lends some credence to those Larry Sinclair allegations.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 13, 2008 03:18 PM (9Ghzz)

24 Palin Puppet Pundits Peddle Pinko Pedophile Pervert Provocation Possibly to Plunge Poll Perch of Presumptive President

Posted by: Gordon Marock at October 13, 2008 03:20 PM (Tclz8)

25 Bernadine X, LOL!

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 13, 2008 03:23 PM (9Ghzz)

26 Dude, I posted the old telegraph story here a couple of times and sent you guys a couple of emails.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 13, 2008 03:26 PM (MFQJZ)

27 IllTemperedCur

I stand corrected! But then again chronic masturbation amongst W of W'ers and D and D'ers is sex, isn't it?

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 13, 2008 03:27 PM (4L5Tl)

28

How soon before John McCain! goes on TV to support Obama and in fact this news, if true, only makes him a victim and even less scary than McCain has assured us at every camptaign stop.

Posted by: rakkim at October 13, 2008 03:29 PM (DWgCd)

29 this is old news in the blogosphere. I have known Frankie the Communist was writing books featuring child porn for sometime. The FBI has loads of files in this guy. They investigated him for 15 years.

Where was he before hawaii? Chicago.

Unlce frank is the peice that puts the puzzle together. I think though, no one touches it because he mentored obama in his youth.

That is what makes it scarier. He indoctrinated obama into communism for a decade. Until Obama went to Occidental at Frankie baby's request Obama decided to head to Columbia. right down the street from Bill Ayers. A resident of Chicago when Davis was.

It is a huge web but Obama is on a mission that is not what he says and is far more dangerous than some believe.

ALso, where are obama's friends and associates who are not radicals?

Posted by: ppp at October 13, 2008 03:01 PM (zzms

completely nuts. but I'm afraid 100% accurate. my fear is that it is so completely nuts people will look at anybody who talks about it like I look at troofers.

Posted by: funky chicken at October 13, 2008 03:33 PM (xyyHG)

30 I've gotta say, I'm kinda disappointed to see Ace taking his leads from the NE. They may have got lucky with the Edwards thing, but they also ran the Palin affair story. Should we give that one credibility too?

Posted by: JackieD at October 13, 2008 03:44 PM (q1l99)

31 So- did Obama get dorked up the squeakhole by a Commie at an impressionable age?

Posted by: Jones at October 13, 2008 03:44 PM (VkNlv)

32 "I've gotta say, I'm kinda disappointed to see Ace taking his leads from the NE. They may have got lucky with the Edwards thing, but they also ran the Palin affair story. Should we give that one credibility too?"

Posted by: JackieD at October 13, 2008 03:44 PM (q1l99)

It's a pattern.

Posted by: Christoph at October 13, 2008 03:56 PM (hawOV)

33
Maybe this is beyond our standards here, but ...

Take a look at a Frank Davis picture and compare to Barack Sr. The latter looks nothing like our candidate Barack Jr but Frank does. Do we think that Frank had any scruples about banging a buddy's underage daughter?

"Uncle Frank" sure, whatever. 

Is this bad for Obama the candidate. I dunno that it has anything to do with him. It wasn't his idea to be a red diaper baby either.

Posted by: Rocky's Pal at October 13, 2008 04:08 PM (ywSvi)

34

JackieD at October 13, 2008 03:44 PM (q1l99)

This story has been out and confirmed for a long, long time.  Obama talks about Frank in Dreams From My Father.

Obama's sister has confirmed the relationship.

"Our grandfather - thought [Mr. Davis] was a point of connection, a bridge if you will, to the larger African-American experience for my brother," Maya Soetoro-Ng, Mr. Obama's half sister, said during a recent interview.

It's all true.  Sometimes even the National Enquirer is right.  Ask John Edwards.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2008 04:13 PM (VBon8)

35 I broke this story in the AoS comments section a long time ago:

Since we're on the subject of youthful sexual escapades, I want to know how often young Barry Obama went over to Frank Marshall Davis' place for a "backrub" back in the day.

Why else would a grown man, gay communist poet like Frank Marshall Davis want to hang out with a skinny little Urkel clone?

Obviously, Senator Obama was trading sexual favors in exchange for indoctrination into Marxist ideology and leftist street cred.

Senator Obama: release the documents to prove that you weren't giving blowjobs to an aging communist poet, and then we can all move on.

Of course, I was just making shit up, because I was so angry about Bristolmania.

I want credit for starting this rumor, damnit!

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at October 13, 2008 04:20 PM (YvLui)

36 "It's all true. Sometimes even the National Enquirer is right. Ask John Edwards."

If Sarah Palin had had someone around her when she was growing up who she learned a lot from, and he ended up writing a book about creepy sex with young girls or something, I'd be concerned for Sarah Palin and hope that she wasn't directly exposed to his creepy side growing up.

I wouldn't be thinking political advantage under those circumstances, and I won't with Barack Obama either. Even if he was abused, and I see no evidence of that, I would not hold it against them.

Men don't talk about it as much so I have no way of knowing how many men I know have faced sexual abuse. I'll say that I haven't personally, but as a teenager have been in a situation where the other person wanted to, definitely, and I had to use the threat of force to extricate myself so I'm sure it happens.

However, a lot, and I mean a lot, of the females I've known in my life have had such experiences as teenagers or even children. Again, most of them get over it to their credit and I wouldn't hold it against them when running for a job.

Posted by: Christoph at October 13, 2008 04:24 PM (hawOV)

37 "I want credit for starting this rumor, damnit!"

As my previous comment makes clear, I'm not sure credit is the right word, Daryl.

Posted by: Christoph at October 13, 2008 04:25 PM (hawOV)

38

Does Obama even know a single human being that is NOT a criminal/domestic terrorist/anti-semite/dirtbag?

Posted by: bmac at October 13, 2008 04:51 PM (wX0lH)

39 Christoph, I don't know what you're all bent out of shape about.  All of the facts come from either Frank Marshall Davis or from Obama's memoir "Issues from My Daddy".

I was most interested in the IfMD passage which implies that Davis mocked Grandpa Dunham behind his back as a wannabe radical.

Davis was, literally, a card-carrying Communist, a wacko and clearly an early mentor for Obama.  As to the perversions, I don't care to speculate other than to suggest that Davis is just a long line of weird people that Obama learned to make excuses for.  Like Ayers.  And Wright.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 13, 2008 04:55 PM (T0NGe)

40 Christoph,
It's nice that you're so concerned. I personally don't give two wet shits about this issue. But I do enjoy your concern. It's so very concerning.

I hope Obama wasn't harmed by the pedophile. That would be tragic.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 13, 2008 05:01 PM (nOQ1R)

41 Odd sexual proclivities were pretty much part and parcel of the 20th Century Reds in the West.

Posted by: toby928 at October 13, 2008 05:02 PM (evdj2)

42 I don't really see a problem with this.

Posted by: Guy humping a dead deer by a train station at October 13, 2008 05:45 PM (/HYEU)

43

ALso, where are obama's friends and associates who are not radicals?

That's what I'm thinking.  I didn't think anyone could bat 1000.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 13, 2008 06:00 PM (ZAlQ3)

44 Wow.  Just wow.

Forget skeletons in the closet.  This guy's got a damn cemetery in his closet.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at October 13, 2008 06:37 PM (pUADR)

45 where are obama's friends and associates who are not radicals?

All dead -- blew themselves up making non-radical rural gun loving bible toting redneck pipe bombs to go dynamite fishing with.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 13, 2008 08:48 PM (Xl9pj)

46 Isn't there another story floating around about Ayers and how he forced a girlfriend into a gang rape with his brother. 

Has anyone tried to tie Ayers and Davis together in Chicago?  Has the FBI opened up those old files?

Posted by: Jean at October 13, 2008 08:57 PM (HVRSA)

47

I'm with Judith on this one. As a mom, the first thing I thought was that I'd buy a gun if I found out that someone had taken my child to pal around with an old man who fed whiskey to my minor child and asked his assistance in writing dirty limericks.

I mean, not even a little pissed. Hell, I can't stand Obama and I'm still pissed about it.

People do overcome abuse, and thus far no one appears to have substantiated anything of the nature, but it's never heals fully. I do not think that it would make Obama more likely to be voted in.

As for the bastard, Davis. It's too damned bad that beastiality wasn't involved because then at least you could count on PETA to raise holy hell about it.

Posted by: jmflynny at October 13, 2008 10:08 PM (qoXQd)

48 With Gramps as the supposed wannabee radical, is it possible that he could have used his own grandchild as the price of admission, how sleazy is that??

Posted by: unconcerned trolldoll at October 13, 2008 10:28 PM (iot9F)

49 I'm thinkin' Grandpa seems kind of creepy.

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