Overnight Thread/Haiku Contest [Vinnie]
Hey, it's just as good as Halloween dog pics.
I'll start it off.... Obama sucks the Huge hairy donkey dick but We could be fucked, stillComments
Posted by: Carl in N.H. at October 12, 2008 12:13 AM (oKRdw)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 12, 2008 12:14 AM (0+Ggj)
Posted by: Nigel at October 12, 2008 12:14 AM (4gHqM)
Posted by: Nigel at October 12, 2008 12:15 AM (4gHqM)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:16 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:17 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 12:17 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:17 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Carl in N.H. at October 12, 2008 12:18 AM (oKRdw)
Posted by: Al at October 12, 2008 12:18 AM (Lk931)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:18 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 12:19 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:19 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:19 AM (N0hv7)
Axlerod astroturfed for the company owned by Ayers' daddy:
http://www.newsweek.com/id/138519
Posted by: nord at October 12, 2008 12:20 AM (azL8r)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:20 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:22 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:22 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 12:22 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:22 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:23 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: mare at October 12, 2008 12:24 AM (X1fsj)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:25 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:25 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:25 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:26 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Zelda Starr at October 12, 2008 12:26 AM (OLbi5)
Whose the real mother, Sarah?
Release the records!
-Stuff Andi Sullivan ejaculated, every fucking edition.
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 12:27 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:28 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:29 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:30 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:32 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: pajama momma at October 12, 2008 12:33 AM (f3xJa)
McCain is too nice.
He'd better pull his head out
Of his a$$ real soon.
But then, he will not.
He is a worthless RINO.
He always has been.
Palin's no savior.
She's a symbol of the past.
Too little, too late.
Republicans? Where?
They are not what they should be.
The party is dead.
Democrats are fools.
They give up freedom for the
Promise of free stuff.
Socialism lives.
We are witnesses to the
New Revolution.
Obama's a wimp.
Israel, should he win, please
Just nuke Iran first.
This country is gone.
Its people? All shades of gray.
Bye, Constitution.
Posted by: Barbelle at October 12, 2008 12:33 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:34 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 12, 2008 12:34 AM (oWAHQ)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:35 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:36 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: pajama momma at October 12, 2008 12:37 AM (f3xJa)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:37 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:37 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 12:38 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at October 12, 2008 12:38 AM (3s7Qc)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:39 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Your next president? at October 12, 2008 12:39 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:40 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 12:40 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2008 12:41 AM (CrSOk)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:41 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:42 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 12:42 AM (kTFE5)
See, the MST3K thing was intended as a kind of palate cleanser, that would by its very existence highlight and emphasize the humor in the politically-themed haiku both above and below and....aw, forget it.
Posted by: A. Pendragon at October 12, 2008 12:42 AM (3s7Qc)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:43 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Black Panther for Obama at October 12, 2008 12:44 AM (ACHxk)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 12:45 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: SlaveDog at October 12, 2008 12:45 AM (j3Vve)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 12:45 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 12:45 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Zelda Starr at October 12, 2008 12:45 AM (OLbi5)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 12:46 AM (iZqUY)
the middle class is shrinking
eight years too many.
Health care in crisis,
war still rages in Iraq.
So what will you do?
Make a simple choice.
Liberal and liberty
grow from the same roots.
In the voting booth
the winds of change are rising.
Obama / Biden
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 12:46 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 12:47 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:48 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:48 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: lukemcgook at October 12, 2008 12:49 AM (1hkXr)
Perhaps, a bean pie, or soda?
Maybe bean ice cream?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNBt4srCn84
Posted by: Kalinga, leader of the People's Revolutionary Party at October 12, 2008 12:49 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 12:50 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 12:50 AM (iZqUY)
Banks make bad loans, go bankrupt
"Deregulation"???
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 12:46 AM (iZqUY)</blockquote>
Awesome.
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:50 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 12:51 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 12:52 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: Zelda Starr at October 12, 2008 12:52 AM (OLbi5)
Posted by: A. Pendragon at October 12, 2008 12:52 AM (3s7Qc)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 12:52 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:53 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 12:53 AM (kTFE5)
"BAILOUT!" They all screamed.
"The economy is saved!"
And still the Dow sinks.
All that money flushed.
Congress won't save the market.
It will save itself.
Democrats told you
That the bailout was a must.
Who will be fooled next?
Posted by: Barbelle at October 12, 2008 12:53 AM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Clint at October 12, 2008 12:54 AM (oZ5OG)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 12:54 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: lukemcgook at October 12, 2008 12:56 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 12:57 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Kalinga, leader of the People's Revolutionary Party at October 12, 2008 12:57 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 12:59 AM (HO5Ik)
A dem in rino clothing
He'll 'Cain us real good
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:00 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:00 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Paul Anka at October 12, 2008 01:00 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: lukemcgook at October 12, 2008 01:00 AM (1hkXr)
Reality
Reality, it
Exists independently
Of our awareness
Crunchy
Crunchy figs, he said
Apes in submarine grottos
Self delusional
Lying Shit
Figs can be crunchy
Apes can live undersea, when
You're a lying shit
Roses
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omega is dumber than a flat rock
And more slimy than, well, anything... ever.
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2008 01:01 AM (CrSOk)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:01 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: steve poling at October 12, 2008 01:01 AM (UWHTf)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:01 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:02 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:03 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: el guapo at October 12, 2008 01:03 AM (1Puto)
You are a fucking asshole
Yes it's that simple
Hey Brit Hume you awake?
Should we wind you up again?
Or use more makeup?
Oh Charles Krauthammer
You are the only brain left
On this shit network
Mara Liason
Please kick Kondrake in nuts
Be useful for once
Posted by: CJ at October 12, 2008 01:03 AM (+MTKV)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 01:04 AM (N0hv7)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:04 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:04 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:05 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Jack at October 12, 2008 01:05 AM (Ss83y)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:05 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:06 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:06 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:06 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:08 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:09 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:09 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Takashi at October 12, 2008 01:11 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:11 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:11 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:11 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2008 01:12 AM (CrSOk)
Posted by: FUBAR at October 12, 2008 01:12 AM (HrVHr)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:13 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:13 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:14 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: lukemcgook at October 12, 2008 01:14 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:14 AM (YrCzB)
Ghost written memoir
By Ayers, not Obama
Tell Bill Buckley's son
Posted by: steve poling at October 12, 2008 01:14 AM (UWHTf)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 12, 2008 01:15 AM (4KSmZ)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:15 AM (mTWN+)
NY Times article:
Fictitious Donors Found in Obama Finance Records
By MICHAEL LUO and GRIFF PALMER
Published: October 9, 2008
Last December, someone using the name “Test Person,” from “Some Place, UT,” made a series of contributions, the largest being $764, to Senator Barack Obama’s presidential campaign totaling $2,410.07.
Posted by: funky chicken at October 12, 2008 01:15 AM (xyyHG)
Posted by: Hussein Obama's Catamite at October 12, 2008 01:15 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:16 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:17 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: FUBAR at October 12, 2008 01:17 AM (HrVHr)
Oct 11 11:37 PM US/Eastern
HAVANA (AP) - Fidel Castro says a "profound racism" in the United States will stop millions from voting for Barack Obama in next month's presidential election.
The ailing, 82-year-old former Cuban president says it is "a miracle that the Democratic candidate hasn't suffered the same luck as (assassinated leaders) Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and others who harbored dreams of equality and justice."
Castro's written comments were published by state media Saturday. In them, he insists a "profound racism" exists in the U.S. and that millions of whites "cannot reconcile themselves to the idea that a black person ... could occupy the White House, which is called just that: white."
Castro also described Republican presidential candidate John McCain as "bellicose."
Posted by: funky chicken at October 12, 2008 01:17 AM (xyyHG)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:17 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Test Person at October 12, 2008 01:17 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 01:18 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: FUBAR at October 12, 2008 01:18 AM (HrVHr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:19 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:19 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:20 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:20 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:20 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 01:20 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: funky chicken at October 12, 2008 01:20 AM (xyyHG)
Posted by: d at October 12, 2008 01:21 AM (uzw/p)
Posted by: lukemcgook at October 12, 2008 01:21 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:21 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:22 AM (iZqUY)
illegal in '96
got away with it
crime does not pay but
election law breaking will
prove justice too slow
Posted by: steve poling at October 12, 2008 01:23 AM (UWHTf)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 12, 2008 01:23 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:23 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:23 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:24 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Blarg the Destroyer at October 12, 2008 01:24 AM (PcJ/l)
'Bomb, bomb, bomb, ... bomb, bomb Iran'
Poll numbers are down
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:25 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:25 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:26 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Michelle Obama eating something unusual at October 12, 2008 01:26 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:26 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:27 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:27 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:28 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Yoshio Biden at October 12, 2008 01:28 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:29 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:29 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:29 AM (YrCzB)
Not good UCLA loses
Oregon stomped them
Sorry, buddy, couldn't resist, at least the Huskers played into OT.
Posted by: Vinnie at October 12, 2008 01:29 AM (m1cXD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 12, 2008 01:30 AM (xEVh7)
Posted by: Chocolate Donut at October 12, 2008 01:30 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:31 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: funky chicken at October 12, 2008 01:31 AM (xyyHG)
Posted by: Vinnie at October 12, 2008 01:31 AM (m1cXD)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:32 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:32 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:32 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:33 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:33 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Titus Andronicus at October 12, 2008 01:33 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:34 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gary Rosen at October 12, 2008 01:34 AM (mB/JC)
and lies about his dark past
anything to win
Racist! Racist! Uh...
"Dark past" are code words for black!
Sweet potato pie!
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:35 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Jones at October 12, 2008 01:35 AM (VkNlv)
Posted by: Vinnie at October 12, 2008 01:35 AM (m1cXD)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:35 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:35 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:35 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:36 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:36 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:37 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Joe at October 12, 2008 01:37 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:38 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Gary Rosen at October 12, 2008 01:38 AM (mB/JC)
Posted by: Jones at October 12, 2008 01:38 AM (VkNlv)
Posted by: the obama at October 12, 2008 01:38 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:38 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 01:39 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:40 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:40 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Troll F. Leftard at October 12, 2008 01:40 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: the obama at October 12, 2008 01:40 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:41 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chllin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 01:42 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Jones at October 12, 2008 01:42 AM (VkNlv)
Posted by: Scott in OC at October 12, 2008 01:42 AM (HO5Ik)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:43 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:44 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Sockpuppet the Bored at October 12, 2008 01:44 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: the obama at October 12, 2008 01:44 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:45 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 01:46 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:46 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: funky chicken at October 12, 2008 01:48 AM (xyyHG)
Barack Obama:
manchurian candidate.
You know that it's true.
Posted by: Jones at October 12, 2008 01:48 AM (VkNlv)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 01:48 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:48 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 01:49 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:49 AM (YrCzB)
Let's try some 3/5/3 instead. I dub this form - Obaku!
Obama
would be bad because...
That's Racist!
------
In an Obaku, the first line must be Obama,
the last line must be That's Racist!
The 5 syllables in the 2nd line are up to you.
Posted by: 400 Year Old Clam at October 12, 2008 01:50 AM (Ul/oI)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 01:50 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: the obama at October 12, 2008 01:51 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 01:51 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 01:52 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:52 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:52 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 01:53 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:53 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:54 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:54 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: David Ross at October 12, 2008 01:54 AM (XSf2m)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:54 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 01:54 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:55 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: lukemcgook at October 12, 2008 01:55 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:56 AM (mD4t/)
Barack Hussein Obama
No clean coal U.S.
I speak with miners
My position changes quick
Then to college dupes
Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2008 01:56 AM (p4YSL)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:57 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:57 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 01:58 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 01:59 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 01:59 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Matt at October 12, 2008 02:00 AM (1+GXn)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:01 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 02:01 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: texette at October 12, 2008 02:01 AM (0f7jT)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:01 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:01 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:02 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:02 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obastard at October 12, 2008 02:02 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 02:04 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:04 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:04 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: POTL at October 12, 2008 02:05 AM (mD4t/)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:05 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:06 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 02:06 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:06 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: barry o at October 12, 2008 02:07 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:08 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:08 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:08 AM (mTWN+)
Since this beast decided to crawl out of the sewer:
Yo Sandra Bernhard
Two paper bags for your face
In case one falls off.
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 02:08 AM (xz/YV)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 02:09 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:10 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:11 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: barry o at October 12, 2008 02:11 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: George Orwell at October 12, 2008 02:12 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:13 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 02:13 AM (xz/YV)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:14 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:14 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:14 AM (kTFE5)
Damn, I just realized that I had too many syllables in my last line. Just got carried away.
Okay, I'm revising #238:
Sarah Palin's heels
Pierce cleanly through Obama's balls.
He says "OUCH", loudly.
Posted by: texette at October 12, 2008 02:15 AM (0f7jT)
Posted by: butch at October 12, 2008 02:15 AM (VcIBT)
Say, POTL
I've posted just as many,
But I'm funnier.
cheshirecat yes but
You are not lonely lib troll
He is Buttfuckles
Posted by: POTL at October 12, 2008 02:15 AM (mD4t/)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:15 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Brendan at October 12, 2008 02:16 AM (2jQGY)
Just like Pinky and the Brain
They want to RULE us
Ain't it such a shame?
Are they evil or insane?
Trying to FOOL us
To them it's a game
Both guys claim to feel our pain
Attempt to COOL us
Feel the budget strain
Flush more money down the drain
Fleece and DE-WOOL us
Obama McCain
The destination's the same
Downward they'll PULL us!
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:16 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 02:16 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 02:17 AM (xz/YV)
Dear Diary
Ayers did not write it!
Well, sure he wrote down my thoughts,
But still my thoughts, right?
Posted by: barry o at October 12, 2008 02:17 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:18 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:18 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:18 AM (iZqUY)
"Pull" and "rule" don't rhyme.
Your weak scantion is for shit.
Sondheim has a stroke.
(DE-WOOL? WTF?)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:18 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:19 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:20 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:21 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:21 AM (mTWN+)
I look just like Tina Fey
but I'm not as smart
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:22 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:22 AM (mgrbE)
lmao, you said buttfuckles! i'm sooooo stealing that! oops, i mean..
that is so funny
i will steal buttfuckles
that did not sound right...
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 02:22 AM (xz/YV)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:23 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:23 AM (mTWN+)
not the sharpest knife in drawer
i can see russia
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:24 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Ron Paul Troll at October 12, 2008 02:24 AM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 12, 2008 02:24 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: J. Wright at October 12, 2008 02:25 AM (mD4t/)
Posted by: barry o at October 12, 2008 02:25 AM (1hkXr)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:25 AM (mTWN+)
"I can't name a one but um
I read all of 'em!"
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:26 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at October 12, 2008 02:26 AM (mgrbE)
Because Katie is too mean
Pitbulls sure whine lots
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:27 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:27 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:29 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:30 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Brendan at October 12, 2008 02:30 AM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:30 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:31 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 02:32 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:32 AM (mTWN+)
Two hundred plus years
Of white men in the White House
This year, the streak ends
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:32 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: POTL at October 12, 2008 02:32 AM (mD4t/)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at October 12, 2008 02:32 AM (mgrbE)
Bomb bomb bomb Iran
War be peace, intones McCain
Orwell, you were right
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:33 AM (YrCzB)
From cold Alaska
Comes the ancient fossil's pick
He must be joking.
Posted by: Baron von Buttfuckles at October 12, 2008 02:35 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 12, 2008 02:37 AM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Joe Biden, chillin' in The One at October 12, 2008 02:37 AM (mTWN+)
Levi shuns Levis
Passionate acts with Bristol
Condom for your thoughts?
Posted by: Baron von Buttfuckles at October 12, 2008 02:40 AM (YrCzB)
One party is lost,
It spews forth lies, hatred, fear
Will we fall for that?
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:41 AM (YrCzB)
My senate career?
36 years of nothing.
Can I be VP?
Posted by: Joe Biden, chillin' with The One at October 12, 2008 02:41 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: WisCon at October 12, 2008 02:41 AM (RsaX9)
Her daughter was loose
Sarah was out huntin' moose
Shotgun weddin' looms
Posted by: bye bye mccain at October 12, 2008 02:42 AM (YrCzB)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:43 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:43 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:43 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: 400 Year Old Clam at October 12, 2008 02:43 AM (Ul/oI)
Posted by: politicalmuse at October 12, 2008 02:47 AM (kLKnf)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 02:47 AM (mgrbE)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:48 AM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:51 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at October 12, 2008 02:55 AM (kTFE5)
Posted by: Vinnie at October 12, 2008 03:07 AM (m1cXD)
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 12, 2008 03:10 AM (jvaqb)
Posted by: Ron Paul at October 12, 2008 03:13 AM (klpTx)
Posted by: cheshirecat at October 12, 2008 03:16 AM (mgrbE)
McCain refuses to fight
...cast write-in for Fred?
crypto-Marxism
the ACORN didn't fall far
just ask Bill Ayers
Bill O'Reilly screams
loud enough to be heard from space
John screams silently
Barack Obama
Manchurian Candidate
but then, who isn't?
stop with the jazz hands
try using logic instead
you might get somewhere
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 03:18 AM (7DsYs)
Bill O'Reilly screams
loud enough to hear from space
John screams silently
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 03:21 AM (7DsYs)
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 03:29 AM (xz/YV)
Posted by: 13times at October 12, 2008 03:29 AM (wLFRc)
Posted by: MlR at October 12, 2008 03:30 AM (PLmsY)
Violence, Seccession,
Insurrection, Rebellion
Barack's Legacy.
Let's Kick New England
And All of the "Blue" Cities
Out of the Union.
Let them join Europe
They want to be Socialists
Not Americans.
Then let's charge them loads
Of money for all their food
Or we could starve them.
I'd laugh as they screamed
Giggle at starving hippies
Let them eat feces
Socialist Hippies
Hate everything about us
They are Enemy
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 12, 2008 03:35 AM (jvaqb)
Haiku, and all other forms of “unrhyming poetry, is garbage used by the untalented to make vain attempts to appear cultured. It is the equivalent of modern art.
Eat shit and die
While eating your humble pie
You can kiss my ass you Democrap turd
When you finally get the public’s word
And return to that political trash heap in the sky
Posted by: Vic at October 12, 2008 03:35 AM (b1ysY)
Posted by: MlR at October 12, 2008 03:39 AM (PLmsY)
Posted by: Hurricane Mikey at October 12, 2008 03:39 AM (OmIEH)
'is garbage used by the untalented to make vain attempts to appear cultured'
I thought that's why we have marriage? LMAO...wait, I mean (damn you vinnie)
marry to seem cultured
oops here comes my wife right now
dear is that a gun?
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 03:40 AM (xz/YV)
Posted by: Hurricane Mikey at October 12, 2008 03:43 AM (OmIEH)
Posted by: navycopjoe at October 12, 2008 03:46 AM (xz/YV)
Posted by: Hurricane Mikey at October 12, 2008 03:48 AM (OmIEH)
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 03:57 AM (7DsYs)
Baraks Fall, the win
Baraks Winter, the win
The Country, the loss.
Posted by: Biscuiteater at October 12, 2008 04:11 AM (2JF/+)
I ignore both parties
Because I, Ron Paul, am still
A crazy neo-Nazi
(NOTE FOR CHESHIRECAT: I AM A SOCK PUPPET MAKING FUN OF RON PAUL. I hope I was blatently obvious enough for my intentions to be clear this time, since you didn't bother to read my screen name in your last post.)
Posted by: Ron Paul at October 12, 2008 04:19 AM (klpTx)
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 04:24 AM (7DsYs)
I like limericks better.
But they're hard to write.
There once was a man named Obama.
Whose friends all should be in the slammer.
With his TelePrompTer
Old Hill'ry, he stomped her;
Without it, all he does is stammer.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at October 12, 2008 04:55 AM (yJXTo)
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 05:02 AM (7DsYs)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 05:30 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: toetotoetotoe at October 12, 2008 05:31 AM (X8Omj)
Posted by: toetotoetotoe at October 12, 2008 05:42 AM (X8Omj)
Vote to kill funding
Soldiers die in large numbers
Thank you, dear Führer
(Dang, the umlaut c & p from web but not word, ufff)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 05:45 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 05:48 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: Tonawanda at October 12, 2008 05:51 AM (IA49+)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:05 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:13 AM (Ysthp)
Roosevelt busy texting
to calm the people
Instill confidence
what he must do to show he
knows of what he speaks
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:22 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:25 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:29 AM (Ysthp)
fucks up your dinner hour
because we all know
providing for a
'pre-viable foetus' is
above your pay grade.
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:37 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:43 AM (Ysthp)
1) Piper Palin picks a pumpkin, throws it at Barack Obama. Obama now to be know na "Mr. Terrorist Pumpkin Head".
2) John McCain and the RNC spending 160 million in the next 4 weeks. Big money, and Obama's fundraising ability has faltered.
Have at it, y'all.
BTW, This...is the greatest pie...in the history of pie...
Posted by: Baka Omaeda at October 12, 2008 06:46 AM (Z9IOH)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:49 AM (Ysthp)
What the hell is going on??????????
Posted by: Rob at October 12, 2008 06:53 AM (MFCvv)
history of pie: your sweet
tax dollars at work
(C'mon Rob, it's 3 a.m. and I'm sleepless.)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 06:56 AM (Ysthp)
then register you to vote
O-B-A-M-A
Cigarettes if you
fill out these forms all in black
at least fifty times.
And you, you look like
you need a hit, which I can
score when you vote O.
Convict? No worries.
You can write down this address
of the local bar.
We are here to help.
The disenfranchised will rise
when ACORN is on.
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 07:05 AM (Ysthp)
By: Rob at October 12, 2008 06:53 AM (MFCvv)
Answer: Obama Gestapo
Posted by: liontooth at October 12, 2008 07:07 AM (n3pxb)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 07:11 AM (Ysthp)
Posted by: fireweed at October 12, 2008 07:15 AM (Ysthp)
The First Amendment?
Human Rights Commissions are
What the future holds.
Second Amendment?
Wrap up your guns well, my friend,
And bury them deep.
The secret ballot?
Just check the card while the thug
Watches what you do.
Honest elections?
ACORN will make fucking sure
Leftists never lose.
"You talk of freedom?
Our cure for false consciousness:
Re-education."
Cook County writ large:
The left rules, corruption reigns.
Goodbye USA.
Posted by: Brown Line at October 12, 2008 08:00 AM (OMiLl)
Regarding #42
A Muslim, Morman and soon to be Ex-Communicated Catholic. Joy!
I sure hope that Israel will clean up that mess over in Iran.
Posted by: Broomy at October 12, 2008 08:01 AM (KpNUD)
ok it's not a haiku, sue me
keeps McCain supporters away
but it's Obama who will cry on Election Day
Posted by: spypeach at October 12, 2008 08:07 AM (QwWKI)
Posted by: chai at October 12, 2008 08:31 AM (dNBTY)
Posted by: BillyBob at October 12, 2008 08:44 AM (v9vTw)
Posted by: rockmom at October 12, 2008 09:22 AM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Brown Line at October 12, 2008 09:41 AM (OMiLl)
pelosi up reid
reid up dean up barney frank
O lead gravy train
O goes on a trip
to pakistan with a guy
they shared one bedroom
O never had a
girl friend other than M O
trip to pakistan
I enjoy hot air
as much as I love this site
not give up 0 8
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 09:45 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 12, 2008 09:46 AM (aB8wq)
Posted by: Constitutionista at October 12, 2008 09:47 AM (X7Ey1)
O supporters are
race baiters see history
uses race and runs
history will show
race baiters are always wrong
O people learn not
o ba ma will lose
as he race baits to win all
he will sell us cheap
to russians O will
sell everything we all own
we will speak chinese
how can this nation
support a commie like O
porrage for all here
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 09:54 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 12, 2008 09:57 AM (aB8wq)
Pie you can believe in but
Pie Sucks monkey balls
Monkey balls
Dipped in wine flavor
Pie for all
Vote early, often
One's tree falls many acorns
Scott Levenson sucks
Posted by: JavaJoe at October 12, 2008 09:58 AM (Am6n/)
how I love haiku
when it stomps on o ba ma
who is o ba ma
o ba ma is a
senator turn candidate
for soros kos kids
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 09:58 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: BTM in the STL at October 12, 2008 09:59 AM (v0dke)
donkey balls make O
O O think of pakistan
shared bedroom with man
man oh man how O
enjoy the O of manhole
the smell makes him high
up high as the sky
with blow up all orfices
he loves to get high
high in the white house
bill burton will deliver
plouff will lick it up
all three together
enjoy pleasures of the flesh
rest of country RED
Red as Putin's blood
will control our country soon
O will bend Over
Over and over
o ba ma will sell us out
high in the white house
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 10:08 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: Richie at October 12, 2008 10:10 AM (794aE)
Can't do haiku, OK.
But the only thing that the obammymessiah crowd wants is a large chunk of my paycheck.
Remember when the Hildabeast said, I have a million ideas, but I don't think the country can afford them or words to that effect? The line seems to be a better fit for the annointed one.
Greedy communist scumbag. And that goes for barney(butt pirate) frank, little chrissie dodd, the three bitches from kalifornia, the two bitches from Washington, the bitch from new york along with the senior bloviator(little chuckie) and company. And I must not forget the incredibly stupid and annoying nancy boyda from right here in Kansas.
The Old Retired Petty Officer First Class deems them all traitors and liars.
Posted by: GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET at October 12, 2008 10:11 AM (+rpJq)
Posted by: cnredd at October 12, 2008 10:14 AM (hUuk5)
O inspires me
to write alot of haikus
The Doom he will bring
baby crying now
cause mommy is obsesses with
haikus about O
must go to real life
and groan over M S M
how much they love O
need a miracle
maybe a tape will show up
to change this game now
ace - thank you
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 10:15 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: crowsting123 at October 12, 2008 10:42 AM (Y99QL)
1. Is the United States the country which is the greatest force for good in the world? If not, name the country which is.
2. Do you believe that the Taliban can defeat the United States militarily? If not explain what you mean by "We are losing the war in Afghanistan?" (This is particularly a good question to ask members of the Liberal press. It forces them in follow up to admit that they are lying and trying to get the US to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with their lies. Then ask them question number one again with the addition that they are working against the greatest force for good in the world by cheering for the enemy.)
3. Outside of writing a book or making a speech name one thing that Barack Obama has ever done that qualifies him to be President of United States.
4. Federal civil servants and contract workers have to undergo an examination to make sure that they haven't used drugs before they take a position of public trust, do you think that is a good idea?
5. Would you want a person who is friends with racists, and convicted felons as the police chief in your city?
Posted by: Veteran330 at October 12, 2008 10:42 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 10:57 AM (trs/d)
Veteran, you haven't seen the glorious light of Obama! Think about it! The earth will heal! And 8 to 10 years Obama will be able to write ANOTHER biography!
Ace, I just bought Office 2007. I'm using Outlook to run my gmail address, and I can tell you it's a night and day difference from the web app, as far as organizing a huge mess. I don't mean to endorse MS (Doesn't firefox have something similar?) as much as say that what you're using now won't get the job done. It's not practical for cleaning out the Augean Stables like you need, it would take you forever just to delete everything..
Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 12, 2008 10:59 AM (ZAlQ3)
1. France
2. You don't get it. We WANT the Taliban to win. Who cares if they aren't winning.
3. He is the Messiah. You have to have faith. Racisssssst.
4. Whoa, Dude. Like, this tramples MY FREeDOM i have THE rite tobe stonedddddddddd
5. The police are terrorists. Don't you listen to Bill Ayres and Jeremiah Wright?
Okay, I'm not a liberal. I'm channeling liberal thought dementia.
Posted by: Reiver at October 12, 2008 10:59 AM (lcnlv)
POW. The ACORN voter fraud in the caucuses. Use the video by GiGi Gaston called We Will Not Be Silenced (available on YouTube or at No We Wont' blog talk radio), connect it to the current voter intimidation and fraud attempts. The trick is to figure out a way to get the main stream media to report on this stuff. I decided to go all the way to voting for McCain because I really, really don't want Ecru-man in; his real political philosophy is socialist (see Bernadine Dohrn ans Bill Ayers, the respected professors, addressing the SDS reunion last November, also on You Tube or the New Left Newsletter). I think not voting or writing-in risks actually having this man for president. Though I have been a life-long Democrat, Sarah Palin is just like my sister and I can't help but like her. I know that I plan to spend the next to weekend in Penn sylvania.I'm going because I was invited and told where I could go and be welcomed by Republicans. Otherwise, if you want my vote, send chocolate and don't let anyone say harsh things about Nebraska football. Go Big Red.
Posted by: MissBehaved at October 12, 2008 11:00 AM (ZIBkz)
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 11:03 AM (trs/d)
Posted by: Dave in PB at October 12, 2008 11:05 AM (CTSya)
Posted by: pc at October 12, 2008 11:08 AM (S7zPk)
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 11:09 AM (trs/d)
ok....
baby watching t v
mommy now makes more haikus
about o ba ma
life as we know it
change as polls go up for O
and the country cries
o ba ma makes me
so unpopular with friends
who all drank kool aid
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 11:16 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 11:17 AM (trs/d)
Posted by: nygal at October 12, 2008 11:18 AM (M5o7m)
Posted by: MissBehaved at October 12, 2008 11:21 AM (ZIBkz)
Posted by: the real joe at October 12, 2008 11:22 AM (NJ/RA)
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 11:22 AM (trs/d)
Posted by: Dave in PB at October 12, 2008 11:38 AM (CTSya)
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 11:39 AM (7ig9/)
Running the executive?
Proof: There is no God.
That's for all you law students/lawyers out there.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 12, 2008 11:45 AM (MEOwc)
Posted by: Oschisms at October 12, 2008 11:48 AM (MEOwc)
Posted by: GarandFan at October 12, 2008 11:50 AM (eJ32B)
Posted by: Oschisms at October 12, 2008 11:58 AM (MEOwc)
1. When is Booosh going to call off the election?
2. Did you hear Artemis in Denver got sent to a gulag?
3. Where they like Tortured him till he died?
4. When McCain was torturing Viet Cong Prisoners of War did he use water boarding or the rack?
5. Is Palin a Wiatch or what?
Posted by: Veteran330 at October 12, 2008 12:03 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: TomJW at October 12, 2008 12:08 PM (XBGrP)
Posted by: Captspaulding at October 12, 2008 12:22 PM (LVT6e)
1. Do you have the answers for Ms Lindsay's 5th period quiz?
2. Did you hear they're showing free Pron all day on Nov 4th on Ch 69?
3. Do you think Trig molested Bristol?
4. How can I get my homeland fascists to raise my allowance?
5. When McSame was torturing Viet Cong Prisoners of War did he use water boarding or the rack?
Posted by: Veteran330 at October 12, 2008 12:37 PM (ylhEn)
1. KJ;jpoooooomjj99999oji8 ?
2.jkl;ajkfdsjjafdsioa ?
3.iuf9pqndsap9 ???
Posted by: Veteran330 at October 12, 2008 12:39 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 12, 2008 01:03 PM (UU4Hu)
Posted by: BT in SA at October 12, 2008 01:07 PM (N7gDL)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 12, 2008 01:14 PM (F1b/5)
One more, and I'm done.
Cubs swept. Barry soars.
401k disappears.
Life really does suck.
But Schadenfreude
Sustains me: Barry will screw
The libs, and I'll laugh.
Posted by: Brown Line at October 12, 2008 01:35 PM (OMiLl)
Posted by: FUBAR at October 12, 2008 01:40 PM (HrVHr)
The drive-bys are strong,
still, even as power fades.
One last Fuck U.S.
Live boy or dead girl
In Obama's stinky bed
Is the game-changer.
Posted by: FUBAR at October 12, 2008 01:46 PM (HrVHr)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 12, 2008 02:15 PM (F1b/5)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 02:46 PM (mTWN+)
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 02:47 PM (trs/d)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:50 PM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:53 PM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:55 PM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Barack Obama, chillin' in his dojo at October 12, 2008 02:56 PM (mTWN+)
a Snoopy dance on ur head
where will my dog poo?
poo pick-up patrol
riots in inner city
ha!-shit where u eat!
astronaut diapers
like a warm obama hug
the kernels survive
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 02:57 PM (trs/d)
Posted by: Gran at October 12, 2008 02:58 PM (mTWN+)
Posted by: Thea at October 12, 2008 03:03 PM (N0hv7)
Posted by: horrified at October 12, 2008 03:10 PM (iZqUY)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 12, 2008 03:10 PM (F1b/5)
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 12, 2008 03:14 PM (ysFKO)
Posted by: rockhead at October 12, 2008 03:16 PM (DvaIL)
like Glinda in a bubble
house market crashes
tin man has rusted!
we must drill for lubricants
windy farms wont work
a yellow brick road
lined with tiny little peeps
to Obama-lot!
Surrender Sarah!
how many 'fine' shirts u got?
I'll taser ur niece
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 03:24 PM (trs/d)
Three Dog Night on voting rolls
six arms/ forty votes
please get off the floor
do you know ur dead James Brown?
thank you for voting
mamas and papas
did NOT bomb the pentagon
all the 'news' is brown
Posted by: pdbuttons at October 12, 2008 03:46 PM (trs/d)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at October 12, 2008 03:50 PM (F1b/5)
Posted by: kina at October 12, 2008 03:52 PM (JpqtI)
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 04:00 PM (7ig9/)
Posted by: Baka Omaeda at October 12, 2008 04:12 PM (Z9IOH)
Posted by: Watcher at October 12, 2008 04:25 PM (7ig9/)
Posted by: rockhead at October 12, 2008 04:27 PM (DvaIL)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at October 12, 2008 08:04 PM (NV3P1)
Posted by: close yourself at October 13, 2008 09:21 AM (wYfAm)
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