For This I Had to Pay $150?

Compare and contrast. First, Madonna, clapping and screeching.

Then, an adequate substitute, which you could actually own for the same $150 it cost you for the right to stand in Madison Square Garden and be sweated on by Gay British George Costanza double Andrew Sullivan, bitterly clinging to a youth he barely remembers.

Thanks to cis for the cockatoo video.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM

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1 To be fair, barley interferes with my memory pretty often too.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 09, 2008 07:52 PM (8JSdG)

2 What color the bird?

Do I have to say it?

Posted by: JavaJoe at October 09, 2008 08:00 PM (Am6n/)

3 In Madonna's defense, the $150 doesn't factor in the cleaning costs to get the poop out of your upholstery & clothes for the lifetime of the bird, and they live 50 years or longer.

Posted by: Alex at October 09, 2008 08:02 PM (fgyj8)

4 I hate her fake british accent. Really do.

Posted by: topsecretk9 at October 09, 2008 08:04 PM (p8EQ8)

Are you having fun?!!! You look bored! Are you having a good time!!!

Uh, no. We're not having a good time. Show us your tits or something.

On second thought, all of us in row 6 decided that we'd like to see Sarah Palin's tits instead. Can you arrange that for us, you dried up chlamydia ridden skank-ass?

No?

Then can you just maybe, uh, shut the fuck up already and end whatever this thing is that you're doing?

Thanks.

Posted by: Warden at October 09, 2008 08:04 PM (gw5vN)

6 Is that Robert Blake's orphaned child?

Posted by: Maynard (or am I Marvin?) at October 09, 2008 08:05 PM (7FA9S)

7 Is there a reason these YouTube videos won't play on the blog? I'm using Firefox; in IE the image won't even load. When I go to YouTube itself, they work fine.

The fuck?

Posted by: AndrewR at October 09, 2008 08:09 PM (XfyLw)

8 What kind of people go to Madonna concerts?

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2008 08:15 PM (9Ghzz)

9 She's a better poet than Obama;

" Sarah Palin has to go, she's not invited to any show"

Calls her a bitch then says "I love her soul". I guess if the Kabbalah cops catch you saying something mean you have to give your red string back.

And what even halfway intelligent person would pay $150 to hear her screech and make you clap incessantly?

Posted by: mare at October 09, 2008 08:18 PM (X1fsj)

10 People from Kansas City.

Posted by: mesablue at October 09, 2008 08:18 PM (5yNaE)

11 Go to Madonna Concerts.

Posted by: mesablue at October 09, 2008 08:19 PM (5yNaE)

12 I sometimes fantasize that I'm Madonna's butt plug.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at October 09, 2008 08:19 PM (nrD02)

13 Wait a minute, Ace YOU didn't pay $150 to go to that concert (I use the term loosely)?

And if so, were you trying to impress your girlfriend? Get out now.

Posted by: mare at October 09, 2008 08:20 PM (X1fsj)

14 Yeah, I was hoping he didn't mean that, as well.

Trying to get up close and personal with the Milky One, I guess.

Posted by: mesablue at October 09, 2008 08:22 PM (5yNaE)

15 Who's Madonna?

Posted by: AD at October 09, 2008 08:22 PM (WHVgl)

16 Was she a member of the Bangels?

Posted by: AD at October 09, 2008 08:23 PM (WHVgl)

17 Chainsaw Maid is better than Madonna.

Posted by: JavaJoe at October 09, 2008 08:25 PM (Am6n/)

18 Heh - I was watching O'Reilly, who was having an exchange with a black PhD about racial "code words" in the campaign, and in the closing exchange, it sounded like O'Reilly called the guy "boy".

Posted by: Jim62sch at October 09, 2008 08:32 PM (ubHgw)

19 Please tell us that you spent $150 taking your 9 pre-teen sisters and nieces to this concert.

I'd like to be spared my disillusionment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2008 08:32 PM (Ds4I5)

20 Safety Bear? Is he related to Curtis E. Bear the courtesy bear?

Grab a two-by-four from the corner, Curtis E. Bear will endure your abuse with good nature and aplomb.

Can I at least shield my crotch?

Bears can't talk, Lou.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at October 09, 2008 08:33 PM (4ZOxD)

21 Jim, just saw that.

You know someone is making a Youtube vid to make it sound like that.

Posted by: mesablue at October 09, 2008 08:33 PM (5yNaE)

22 O'Reilly also just showed the uncut SNL vid of the Bailout Bill Skit. Ball-dip.

Posted by: Jim62sch at October 09, 2008 08:35 PM (ubHgw)

ON Drudge:

WASH TIMES Friday: Obama secretly tried to sway Iraqi government to ignore Bush deal on keeping troops in Iraq... Developing

Posted by: Joe NYC at October 09, 2008 08:37 PM (zZxT6)

24 Come on...look at the color of the bird..and he's practically wearing a hood.
I'm pretty sure that I heard a code screech in there too that sounded an awful lot like "you should join the KKK"
Admit it.....you know you did too....

Posted by: christmasghost at October 09, 2008 08:42 PM (aUut1)

25 Is Diderot's Dog trying to make the point that the MSM, while ignoring the hell out of Obama, and Ayers, Rezko, Khalidi, Rev. Wright, Mike Klonsky, The New Party, ACORN, etc. etc....will try to make a mountain out of a molehill tomorrow when the tasor-gate report comes out?

Cause that's funny, insightful stuff, there. Did a troll whacker get to his comment, or did he actually say that?

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2008 08:42 PM (9Ghzz)

26 #23, Jeez, that's an old story, but whatever, Washington Times.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 09, 2008 08:43 PM (9Ghzz)

27 What the hell is She-Ra's problem?

Posted by: Joanie at October 09, 2008 08:46 PM (Yyy1m)

28 "Is Diderot's Dog trying to make the point that the MSM . . ."

Nice Deb, congrats - I'm fairly certain you're the only one here who was able to make it further than line 2 of that post. (I made it through four words.)

It's possible I would have been offended if I could have mustered the stamina or interest to trudge through one of those unreadable comments, but I'll be damned if I'll ever know.

Posted by: AD at October 09, 2008 08:49 PM (WHVgl)

I do believe that that is an unadulterated DD post.

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz at October 09, 2008 08:58 PM (X9MTa)

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What's the difference between a camel's toe and a moose's knuckle? About four layers of long underwear. I kid. I kid. I - but - boy does it get cold up there ...

anyway it is very exciting that Alaska is featured in this year's presidential race. Boy - Alaska - we've finally made the big time - mentions in the news, discussions about Alaska on the cable shows - in my village, we get cable up there, we're not Canada, we refer to Keith Olbermann as "Uklan-a Marib'oona" - which roughly translates as "undigestable sealion blubber" - the stuff that passes right through you.

And, sure, we have seven words for "snow" but that's ten fewer words than Chris Matthews has to describe Obama. I mean - seriously - those two should get an igloo or something.

Sarah Palin is our governor - we like her a lot, or we think we did - at least we dud until we found out how stupid and hick we Alaskans really are. The main stream media is checking out dumpsters from Fairbanks to Juneau - so we're starting to put dead herrings and other things that bears, bald eagles, those sorts of critters like to eat. Maybe they'll develop a taste for media-type, all nose, no backbone.

Sarah Palin's been a lot of fun, shooting moose from the hot tub in the Governor's mansion, putting the plane up on eBay, that sort of stuff. But the best thing about our Governor? Don't tell Andrew Sullivan, but when the Governor's water broke - she went outside and wrote her name in the snow outside the hospital ... and the names of all her children. Let's see Barack Obama do that.

Posted by: Nanook, the Comic of the North at October 09, 2008 09:03 PM (GuX8p)

31 Meanwhile, Boehner is finally declaring war on ACORN.

Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Jim62sch at October 09, 2008 09:05 PM (ubHgw)

32
I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo...

Posted by: billypaintbrush at October 09, 2008 09:16 PM (5RjUC)

If you ever see me at a Madonna concert, please, just hit me as hard as you can in the back of the head with a baseball bat.

Posted by: tcbevo at October 09, 2008 09:17 PM (zBPvU)

34 maybe the Washington times has a new angle on the story. Recall the original story involved comments that Obama made at a meeting that was also attended by a bush administration official. When this fact became known it watered down the story. Perhaps there was a separate and out of band attempt by Obama to influence iraqs policy. If true that would open up a whole new line of attack for the McCain campaign and for the debate. Chin up.

Posted by: CJ at October 09, 2008 09:17 PM (+MTKV)

35 A bunch of people know how to clap in unison while some clap whore chants a rhyme. .... Nice!.... I gotta tell you this. Riding the trolley this afternoon, going through Old Town. Theres a guy out in front of the train station tucked between a Palm tree and and the trolly guard rail. As I cross the tracks, he says "Wanna buy some crack?" I didn't get the drift on his first attempt so I asked "What?"... "Wanna buy some Crack?" he says. So I holler out "Anybody wanna buy some crack, cause this feller over here has some crack ... to sell!" The MTS cops were all over this guy in like 30 seconds. I bet it sucks for him tonight!

Posted by: Dave in PB at October 09, 2008 09:19 PM (CTSya)

36 To be fair to madge, she's seen a cock-or-two.

Posted by: Lee Ping at October 09, 2008 09:20 PM (LZEVm)

37 Tcbevo, will do!

Posted by: mare at October 09, 2008 09:22 PM (X1fsj)

38 Caravan.

Posted by: mesablue at October 09, 2008 09:23 PM (5yNaE)

39 I like Nanook . Not bad at all , or it could be my alcoholism .

Posted by: aubrey at October 09, 2008 09:26 PM (joS+d)

40 Thanks, mare. And I mean swing for the fences.

Posted by: tcbevo at October 09, 2008 09:28 PM (zBPvU)

Desperately Seeking Relevance.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 09, 2008 09:58 PM (hCSTJ)

42 Man, A-Rod has gotta be so proud of that. WTF was he thinking?

Posted by: John at October 09, 2008 10:03 PM (G8d+5)

I don't know what Cher does to her skin but it's working.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 09, 2008 10:04 PM (ZAlQ3)

44 I don't know what Cher does to her skin but it's working.

Embalms it.

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 09, 2008 10:44 PM (lhDtH)

45 Looks leathery. Fine Corinthian Leather.

Posted by: John at October 09, 2008 11:11 PM (G8d+5)

46 Meanwhile, Boehner is finally declaring war on ACORN.

What the hell is he going to do exactly, issue a stern warning?

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 09, 2008 11:27 PM (VQBR/)

47 What the hell is he going to do exactly, issue a stern warning?

Bailiff, whack his peepee!

Posted by: wiserbud at October 09, 2008 11:43 PM (k58QS)

48 Back in 05, mrscaniac and I were in NYC. We saw her and Guy Ritchie coming out of a store and getting into a car. Man, she looked awful. Now whenever I get wood at an inappropriate time, I think back to that day. I did feel sorry for Guy Ritchie, he looked right at me, he was dead behind the eyes. I felt sorry for him.

BTW Ace, $150 would have bought a bunch of Hot Pockets!

Posted by: mrcaniac at October 09, 2008 11:56 PM (Rbulg)

49 $150 buy alot of valu rite vodka, and that makes Man-donna a lot less irritating.
Til your valu rite wears off...Guy Ritchie must be tanking up every 6 hours to deal with that thin lipped trotskyite tramp.

Tea bagged by a broad who looks like the guy who unclogs your toilets...that's rough, even for a limey turd like Guy Bitchie.

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