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"Dangerous Incitements" Only Wrong When Violence is Suggested Towards the Wrong People

When it's suggested towards Sarah Palin, it's just good old fashioned satire.

Posted by: Ace at 02:34 PM



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1 MY FELLOW AMERICANS! WE HAVE THE SMOKING GUN, THE GAME CHANGER, THE OCTOBER SURPRISE!   IF we can get this into the MSM Sen. McCain WILL WIN the Election, PERIOD!   Sen. Obama, from HIS office in the US Senate sent E-MAILS to a RADICAL Kenyan Presidential candidate ODINGA suggesting campaign strategies, advice and support. Sen. Obama has made SEVERAL phone calls also to Odinga along with several e-mails. Odinga of Kenya HAD SIGNED a document promising to IMPOSE STRICT SHRIA MUSLIM LAW in Kenya if the Muslims would vote for and help him gets elected. ODINGA did NOT win the election, but he and his Muslim supporters have instigated RADICAL VIOLENCE in Kenya, including burning of 100’s of Christian churches. SEATOR OBAMA SUPPORTED THIS RADICAL, HE SUPPORTED THIS ODINGA AND WE HAVE THE ACTUAL E-MAILS, WE HAVE THE PROOF THAT A SITTING SENATOR, OBAMA, FROM HIS SENATE OFFICE HAS PHONED ENCOURAGMENT AND ADVICE! We have an active Senator, from his TAXPAYER PAID OFFICE ON OUR DIME CALLING AND E-MAILING A RADICAL IN KENYA DURING THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARIES! THIS IS NOT OLD NEWS, THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW, THE MSM WILL HAVE TO COVER THIS STORY AND COMBINED WITH WILLIAM AYERS AND REV. WRIGHT A STRONG PATTERN IS FINALY EMERGING!!! PLEASE, PLEASE E-MAIL, CALL, WRITE, DO ALL YOU CAN AS US CITIZENS TO GET THE WORD SPREAD! THE PROFF, THE E-MAILS WILL BE PRESENTED ON HANNITY & COMBS ON MONDAY NIGHT 10/13/2008 AT 9pm EST! WE MUST GET THIS INTO THE PUBLIC FORUMS! THIS IS THE OCTOBER SURPRISE, THE FINAL NAIL, THE SMOKING GUN! Mark Garnett

Posted by: Mark Garnett at October 09, 2008 02:35 PM (WPDbm)

2 Hooooo-kay!

The black helicopter crowd has arrived.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 02:36 PM (epqk/)

3 Someone get Mark some tinfoil, stat!

Posted by: cranky-d at October 09, 2008 02:40 PM (gAvxx)

4 Dude, this is not tinfoil hat stuff. He used taxpayer funds to campaign for the opposition leader of the communist party in Kenya. When Odinga lost the election he told he supporter to take to streets and murder and rape. This is documented fact. Shades of Rwanda.

Posted by: Thomas at October 09, 2008 02:42 PM (P46e3)

5 This would never be possible if Clinton had declared martial law and made himself President-for-Life.

O wait, wrong conspiracy.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 09, 2008 02:44 PM (jO77p)

6 I haven't heard anything about emails like the first commenter. But there are numerous video and photos of Obama and Odinga campaigning side by side in Kenya.

I think Obama may have just been naive and used as a tool by an evil guy.


Posted by: Thomas at October 09, 2008 02:45 PM (P46e3)

7 When Odinga lost the election he told he supporter to take to streets and murder and rape. This is documented fact. Shades of Rwanda.

That is true.

He used taxpayer funds to campaign for the opposition leader of the communist party in Kenya.


How much you want to bet the "taxpayer funds" here turn out to be the cost of a trans-Atlantic phone call.  Once.

And how much you want to bet there are no witnesses as to what was actually said.

Dude, this is not tinfoil hat stuff.

Anyone who issues an "important action alert" by using all caps is - by definition - in need of a tin-foil hat.  QED.

Really, Barry's got enough problems trying to bury his actual connections to Wright, Rezko and Ayers, we don't have to go create a fantastical one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 02:47 PM (epqk/)

8 That is some seriously large font.

Posted by: Long Island at October 09, 2008 02:48 PM (Cjir0)

9 Real important action alerts get a flaming skull, not CAPS LOCK.

Posted by: RedFox84 at October 09, 2008 02:49 PM (kj4r5)

10 Watching conservatism die at the hands of Bush and Cheney has been a beautiful thing.  The economic damage, the lies, the psuedo-patriotism you all cheered for all these years....It's fitting that you put Palin's face on it, you know, lipstick on a pig and all that.

Posted by: dBa at October 09, 2008 02:49 PM (1XWfF)

11 Time for Zombie Reagan!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 02:50 PM (epqk/)

12 Well, I personally wouldn't have appeared with a guy who then advocated genocide. Obama didn't seem to care about that.

There are numerous videos and photos of both and Obama and Odinga side by side in Kenya. That doesn't mean that Obama believes in or abetted genocide but he actively campaigned for a candidate who caused it.

Posted by: Thomas at October 09, 2008 02:51 PM (P46e3)

13

I'm not dead.

Now, go out and punch a hippie.

Posted by: Conservatism at October 09, 2008 02:51 PM (GuX8p)

14 There are numerous videos and photos of both and Obama and Odinga side by side in Kenya. That doesn't mean that Obama believes in or abetted genocide but he actively campaigned for a candidate who caused it.

That's right.  Which is why we don't need to be issuing "important action alerts" over some watered down BS. 

I am much more interested in listening to Barry try to spin his way out of being member of a socialist political party.

Hilarity is sure to ensue.  Time for the popcorn.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 02:53 PM (epqk/)

15

Nice thread-jack, loon.

Posted by: David Ross at October 09, 2008 02:56 PM (GwV+j)

16 I am aware of the basics of the Kenya stuff.  I'm waiting for it to ripen.

Corsi says he has all these emails between them; we'll see.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2008 02:56 PM (1WR4H)

17

And get the "Sharia law" thing straight, too.  What Odinga was proposing, if elected, was pretty much what the Archbishop of Canterbury thinks would be a good idea in Britain:  Sharia law for the muslims.  Or, at worst (and this is debatable), regional Sharia law, as practiced in some Nigerian states. Stupid and dangerous, but -- get a grip.  Odinga was not about to turn Kenya into a radical muslim country.

In fact, this whole thing pales in comparison to Nancy Pelosi's going to Syria, actually, and that was well covered and changed precisely nothing. 

"IF we can get this into the MSM Sen. McCain WILL WIN the Election, PERIOD!" -- no.  Not even close.

Posted by: notropis at October 09, 2008 02:57 PM (cP1DU)

18 *whistles tunelessly*

somebody get Mark some decaf here!  Please.

It's not like this is new.  It hasn't done anything much yet, why on earth would it be THE BIGGEST FUCKING THING SINCE SLICED BREAD now?

Mark, it's OK pal, I believe you.

Posted by: filled with apes that eat figs at October 09, 2008 02:57 PM (p1s9n)

19 Ace, it's still going to be a nothing-burger.

And if I am wrong, I'll eat a nothing burger.

When does Eagles Deli open?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 02:58 PM (epqk/)

20 If I was Todd Palin, I would want to be ripping some legs off of the person that drew those pictures. Why I was taught that democrats were the humane party and the Republican were the mean old white guys.

Posted by: KCLady at October 09, 2008 02:58 PM (Ami31)

21 I was going to type a rant also, but Mark used up the last basket of big fonts.

Posted by: Justin at October 09, 2008 02:59 PM (iH1PP)

22 Go Ace Go!

This shit is WORKING.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at October 09, 2008 03:00 PM (H5l9d)

23 I wonder what would happen if that white fist punching Palin were recolored a shade of brown?

Just asking questions.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 09, 2008 03:01 PM (AZGON)

24 Posted by: Mark Garnett at October 09, 2008 02:35 PM (WPDbm)

BUT WHO IS TRIG'S MOTHER!?!

Posted by: Andy at October 09, 2008 03:02 PM (5aa4z)

25 I wonder what would happen if that white fist punching Palin were recolored a shade of brown?

C'mon George, you know only whities white people are violent.

Didn't your local ACORN organizer teach you anything??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 03:03 PM (epqk/)

26 I am Trig Palin's mother!

There!  I said it.  Can't we all just MoveOn now?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 03:04 PM (epqk/)

27 Sorry. Me so racist.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 09, 2008 03:04 PM (AZGON)

28 Sorry. Me so racist.

'Dat right you sorry-ass cracka!

(Oh, was that racist too?  Sorry.)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 03:06 PM (epqk/)

29 If someone made a cartoon of Obama getting punched, what color could you make the fist? Or would it have to be a three-fingered, Mickey Mouse sort of knuckle sandwich? I can't figger out all these racial secret code handshakes.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 09, 2008 03:09 PM (AZGON)

30 It's an outrageous lie that I once ate a pile of my own feces.

It was more than once.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at October 09, 2008 03:10 PM (nrD02)

31

....and Taxes!

what a maroon.

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 09, 2008 03:12 PM (EKMxC)

32 Let's just solve all this with a good old-fashioned pipe wrench fight. There's no problem that an ass full of pipe wrench can't fix.

Posted by: Jim62sch at October 09, 2008 03:12 PM (zYagu)

33 ...the larger the Obama-Biden lead grows and the more states he wins and gets competitive in. Now McLawn-Tailin is giving up on Virginia and North Carolina because Obama's now showing he could win West Vagina ....and Taxes!

Very witty.  Can you tell me what kind of bib you use to catch all that drool?  Is it a designer bib?

Geeesh, trolls, can't live with 'em....can't blow their heads off with a 12 gauge.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 03:12 PM (epqk/)

34 Yet...

Obama is running ads in Maine.

Posted by: Al at October 09, 2008 03:13 PM (Lk931)

35 seriously, who let out all the crazies?

Posted by: blogRot at October 09, 2008 03:13 PM (EKMxC)

36 There's no problem that an ass full of pipe wrench can't fix.

I've always believed there are few problems in life that cannot be solved by a healthy application of high explosive.

Me and Bill Ayers have a lot in common.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 03:13 PM (epqk/)

37 Did someone say something about a pipe wrench in the butt? Where do I sign up for that?

Posted by: Diderot's dog at October 09, 2008 03:15 PM (nrD02)

38 Look at me all tuffin' it up on the internets! Did you see where I threatened Dave in Texas yesterday? I'm really losing my shit, huh? Don't worry, guys. I'm too much of a pussy to come out from behind my computer. It's all just talk. And cocksucking.

Mostly cocksucking.

Posted by: Diderot's dog at October 09, 2008 03:15 PM (EKMxC)

39 Hoo boy - when the MSM pundits get to talking about low information voters its pretty damned obvious they mean Ace's Tools.

Yeah, like the guy ACORN drove down from Chicago to vote in Ohio because he liked Obama's "thug thizzle."

Hmmm....I see what you mean.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at October 09, 2008 03:17 PM (epqk/)

40 One of the least endearing traits of the canine breed is the constant begging for attention.

Also, they seem to like snacking on dog shit.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 09, 2008 03:24 PM (AZGON)

41 Domestic violence as a campaign strategy.

Waiting for the feminist blogs to erupt in hysterical accusatory cackling in 3...2...1..

Wait, it's their guy. Never mind.

Posted by: CrankyProf at October 09, 2008 03:26 PM (4q3/n)

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