Anne Hathaway Announces Intent to Run for Hottest Woman in the World
Content warning on the spicy supposed scoop coming in an Esquire magazine below the fold.
It's nothing you don't read here three times a week, but it's different, because 1) it's Anne Hathaway and 2) if this rumor is to believed, she means it."In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy "Get Smart" star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing". She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way."That is tipped, supposedly, by someone at Esquire. Thanks to Dave @ Garfield Ridge. Picture: Kinda-sorta NSFW. Her top is transparent and clingy. Bunk.
Comments
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:33 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Lee at September 25, 2008 07:34 PM (TxTIh)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 25, 2008 07:35 PM (4ZOxD)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:35 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 25, 2008 07:36 PM (h0aKI)
Posted by: Brock Samson at September 25, 2008 07:36 PM (a5Lhb)
Posted by: EC at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (j2Tjh)
Posted by: state your name at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (PfmeB)
Posted by: Madonna at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (Rn2+D)
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (fE4SP)
God help the guy who says to his wife/girlfriend: But Anne Hathaway likes it!
Is her career that deep in the crapper that she needs to get this type of publicity?
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 07:37 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Jeff at September 25, 2008 07:38 PM (1Mn8Z)
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 25, 2008 07:39 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: km at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (mrk0R)
Posted by: Anne Hathaway's Boyfriend's Cock, Nicknamed "Career" at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (1WR4H)
Posted by: US Taxpayer at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (Ak9em)
2) Why does Anne Hathaway, and other young people, always act like they invented sex? I think that they really think they're the first to experiment in bed.
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (jBB4+)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (hawOV)
Missed it...by that much!
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 25, 2008 07:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Muledriver at September 25, 2008 07:41 PM (btc7a)
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 07:42 PM (jBB4+)
Posted by: thebronze at September 25, 2008 07:42 PM (YlH3h)
Ummm... because it's new to them? And they had to learn it by experience? And it's an incredible experience so it makes a profound impact?
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:42 PM (hawOV)
And don't compare this to other types of foreplay--because anal sex doesn't exactly make good foreplay (what the hell are you going to do with a penis with a thin film of shit on it?)
So what exactly is nice about buttsex?
Posted by: dan-O at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (teb/C)
Posted by: Brock Samson at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (a5Lhb)
Posted by: G at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (FAYNo)
Posted by: OregonMuse at September 25, 2008 07:43 PM (/GQkp)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 25, 2008 07:44 PM (wgLRl)
Posted by: Vincent Galloway at September 25, 2008 07:45 PM (jBB4+)
Posted by: Vincent Gallo at September 25, 2008 07:47 PM (jBB4+)
amen, sister
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 25, 2008 07:47 PM (kFwRi)
"All she needs now is another girl. And a cup."
And to think, I had finally gotten that nightmare out of my mind.
Damn you, sir. Damn you to Hell.
Posted by: Kensington at September 25, 2008 07:49 PM (kFwRi)
I wonder why we're not hearing from any of the girls who post here. Rightwingsparkle? Alexthechick? Pajamma mamma? Your views, please.
Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at September 25, 2008 07:50 PM (neXqd)
Posted by: pendejo grande at September 25, 2008 07:50 PM (L47wF)
Posted by: Lee at September 25, 2008 07:50 PM (TxTIh)
What she didn't say is that there was a picture of Charlize Theron taped to the back of her head at the time.
Posted by: mpur at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (BotaL)
Posted by: JimD at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (j/wD+)
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 25, 2008 07:51 PM (iq+6L)
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at September 25, 2008 07:55 PM (AtjNL)
alexthechick just commented on another post. Maybe she will grace us with her wisdom here?
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 07:56 PM (hawOV)
He's supposed to be repping Rome and the Pope and he's reading from the apocryphal books to women?
Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 25, 2008 07:57 PM (AHrTm)
Posted by: Greg s at September 25, 2008 07:57 PM (x47Ed)
Posted by: Stankleberry at September 25, 2008 07:57 PM (5x5Ao)
Also, the only girl I've ever known who was really into anal was pretty slutty and had, you know, issues. So take that for whatever it's worth.
Posted by: ehw at September 25, 2008 08:00 PM (xpaNr)
Posted by: Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge Guy at September 25, 2008 08:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 25, 2008 08:02 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Clay Aiken at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (OIpxD)
Posted by: Johnny Stinkmember at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (1WR4H)
Posted by: RWB at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (MKxON)
Posted by: SGT Dan at September 25, 2008 08:03 PM (604CD)
Taking it in the ass ... uh, OK, if you like it, fine. Makes you feel "feminine" because you're getting reamed in a hole that every single human has? Ehh, not so much. But, hey, good for her.. I suppose...
Maybe she and Megan Fox can attempt to out-slut each other.
Posted by: AngelEm at September 25, 2008 08:04 PM (EyKhI)
Posted by: Ack at September 25, 2008 08:05 PM (qhAlm)
Posted by: mrcaniac at September 25, 2008 08:05 PM (Rbulg)
As a concerned Christian conservative commentor, I'm shocked, shocked I say. Plus, I forgot what I was going to say about the bailout.
But who cares about bailouts, when there's this news.
Posted by: R. Sherman at September 25, 2008 08:06 PM (6qfvS)
Would you want the mother of your children talking like this in public?
She's now in the same sphere as Monica Lewinsky--a Hathaway? A Lewinsky?
This is not the woman you want to bring home to meet your mother.
Never tell. Never, never tell.
Now, go to your bunk.
Posted by: texette at September 25, 2008 08:06 PM (IKwMJ)
Posted by: spurwing plover at September 25, 2008 08:07 PM (7DS5N)
She has that stupid and gullible look to her. I predict she'll be the next Daryl Hannah -- a few stints in rehab, maybe climb a tree in protest, dead career in 10 years.
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 08:07 PM (jBB4+)
Posted by: packsoldier at September 25, 2008 08:08 PM (zMmIr)
You got her number?
Hmm. A chick with issues. That's different.
Posted by: wiserbud at September 25, 2008 08:08 PM (OIpxD)
Posted by: changer1701 at September 25, 2008 08:09 PM (OtCA9)
Posted by: kevlarchick at September 25, 2008 08:10 PM (PZ+g1)
Posted by: wiserbud at September 25, 2008 08:11 PM (OIpxD)
Which goes to show why I'm still single.
Posted by: Lincoln Adams at September 25, 2008 08:12 PM (gLNLT)
But when she really wants to feel feminine I like to fuck her neck waddle.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (4ZOxD)
I don't understand why dudes want to have heiney hole sex with a girl. There is a much better hole down there to have sex with.
I'm a chick, and IAWTC. Taking it in the pooper would make the Beaver very, VERY angry.
Overshare, srsly. I'm not sure why she needed to tell the world this. She must be feeling the fact that she's definitely B-list.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (7sVL1)
rriiggghhhtt. Last girl that said that, I took the handcuffs off, and she's talking a totally different tune. Let me tell you
Posted by: Frank G at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (P0rQD)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 08:13 PM (hawOV)
In regard to personal strife and subsequent media attention, Hathaway's self-subscribed mantra is a quote by Oscar Wilde: "The less said about life's sores the better." Hathaway has stated that not much is stated about her personal life
because she has problems being open in interviews, but is "learning.
She's sort of a bimbo -- or at least that is going to be her defense in court. Her bf set up a phony charity and she was on its board.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:15 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:15 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at September 25, 2008 08:15 PM (F1b/5)
Posted by: AngelEm at September 25, 2008 08:16 PM (EyKhI)
Posted by: the other todd rundgren at September 25, 2008 08:16 PM (JWAjn)
@Anne: I will quote myself at the tender age of 8 or so, after my parents explained to me what Norm MacDonald's constant prison jokes meant: "Ewwww! Why would you put anything up the poop chute?!?"
And I still feel the same way.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 25, 2008 08:16 PM (CNi9Y)
Posted by: Stankleberry at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM (5x5Ao)
It's a private matter in the sense that it's no one else's business, but if she chooses to share, so be it. She's a free person. And talking about what she enjoys in sex doesn't make her a bad one.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Timothy Watson at September 25, 2008 08:19 PM (RzN81)
Posted by: pc at September 25, 2008 08:20 PM (S7zPk)
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 08:20 PM (jBB4+)
A: First you bone her up the squeakhole.
Then you wipe your dick on the drapes.
Posted by: harrison at September 25, 2008 08:21 PM (Gv4O0)
Posted by: Ronsonic at September 25, 2008 08:22 PM (ywSvi)
Posted by: meleager at September 25, 2008 08:22 PM (WMI+4)
Because she's trying to be more open in interviews? I kid you not. That is what she said.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:22 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: arminius at September 25, 2008 08:23 PM (ZVmZd)
I keep telling them, but they disagree, then they say I should take off the mask, it then it's this BIG FIGHT!
And I have to set down the knife, and explain how they'll like it, but then they say they don't, and I have to hold onto the knife all over again trying to explain as I back out the door.
(I feel so filthy making that joke.)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 25, 2008 08:23 PM (ul7te)
And we can respond, and mentally categorize her for it, accordingly.
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at September 25, 2008 08:23 PM (Rn2+D)
Posted by: alwyr at September 25, 2008 08:26 PM (UYxsF)
Also, I agree with AngelEm that talking about it is definitely in poor taste. Although, to her credit, I think she managed to talk about it in the most lady-like way possible. "Feminine in a very special way??!!" Seriously? She sounds like she's doing a voice over for a douche commercial.
Posted by: ehw at September 25, 2008 08:26 PM (xpaNr)
We live in a world where Bob Dole talks about erections, so I'm just not too surprised when a young starlet says she likes anal.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 08:28 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 08:29 PM (jBB4+)
Posted by: -32- at September 25, 2008 08:29 PM (YVFmr)
Who do those bastards think they are? God?
Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 25, 2008 08:30 PM (AHrTm)
A woman who's really into anal sex? Hmm. That makes me think of certain characters in the movie Teeth. Now that oughta throw some cold water on this thread...
Posted by: ClobberGirl at September 25, 2008 08:30 PM (vwmwA)
Try again. This is supposed to be the rag for men with too much money to buy those trailer trash Stuff or Maxim rags, but not quite enough capital to afford everything in the Robb Report.
Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 25, 2008 08:33 PM (AHrTm)
"In regard to personal strife and subsequent media attention, Hathaway's self-subscribed mantra is a quote by Oscar Wilde: "The less said about life's sores the better."
Posted by: R. Sherman at September 25, 2008 08:35 PM (6qfvS)
There's some butter in the kitchen.
Go get the butter.
Go get the butter.
Family secrets?
I'll tell you about family secrets....
Posted by: Marlon B at September 25, 2008 08:35 PM (ZVmZd)
Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 25, 2008 08:35 PM (AHrTm)
Posted by: AngelEm at September 25, 2008 08:04 PM
Hrm.. wonder if the remains of my 401(k) would cover that? If so... can I get a hardship withdrawl now please?
Posted by: Darury at September 25, 2008 08:36 PM (4OXBg)
Or possibly someone down at the magazine is making stuff up and is going to get the living hell sued out of them soon.
Bob Dole talking about erections. Well, there's something I really didn't need to be reminded of.
Posted by: AngelEm at September 25, 2008 08:37 PM (EyKhI)
Ass Ramming Anne Hathaway, is a pretty good distraction.
"Sir!!! We are gonna die at any minute unless we activate the ABM system!!!!!"
"Give me a second, I gots me a bitch to break!"
Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 25, 2008 08:37 PM (ul7te)
Being a target for anal exploration doesn't make her an adult.
It makes her a silly little whore.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 25, 2008 08:39 PM (ul7te)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 08:40 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Joanie at September 25, 2008 08:40 PM (Yyy1m)
Posted by: Bag O' Hammers at September 25, 2008 08:41 PM (FOXSU)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 25, 2008 08:42 PM (yZbi/)
Posted by: RiteWingFascist at September 25, 2008 08:42 PM (wmQOP)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 25, 2008 08:43 PM (ul7te)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 25, 2008 08:46 PM (yZbi/)
I think you might have just described her personality, too. Heh.
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 08:49 PM (jBB4+)
I had to google to figure out who this was.
Posted by: toby928 at September 25, 2008 08:51 PM (8yq/t)
He's entitled to his opinion. And thanks for letting us all know your girlfriend likes it up the poop shoot.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:53 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 25, 2008 08:55 PM (yZbi/)
So very sad. Not so much surprised at all the judgmental prudes on this site, but definitely disappointed.
So the official moron prude opinion is that a woman that engages in anal is a "silly whore". Good to know. So very adult of you.
Posted by: deadrody at September 25, 2008 08:56 PM (aCKVb)
Yeah, they never talk about that azzpect of anal sex and women. I read somewhere that women can suffer permanent damage only having anal sex x1, where men can take it up the butt with less problems.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 08:57 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: RFA at September 25, 2008 08:57 PM (SI1K/)
Christophe, is there anything "personal" in this world you think it is wrong to talk about?
If gratuitously offering details about taking it up the poop chute isn't unbelievably tasteless, nothing is.
Posted by: fulldroolcup at September 25, 2008 08:57 PM (fH1BE)
toby928: "the only image that came to mind was of Jane Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillys."
OMFG!!!!1!11!1eleven11!1!! BUNK!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: arminius at September 25, 2008 08:57 PM (ZVmZd)
Posted by: Annalucia at September 25, 2008 09:00 PM (OMiLl)
Ace,
Seriously? WTF?
What you have to say is important. Your co-bloggers rock.
But this kinda stuff diminishes your content. You have Very Important People visiting. Maybe people like Pence, McCain advisors and such. Also, maybe moron soccer moms & dads. Just maybe you don't want them to need to erase a daily bookmark.
By all means be you. Be edgy. I'll continue to read. I'll continue to send a lil sumptin to your Paypal. Because I'm just a moronic anonymous conservative in the midwest. But I worry about stuff like this and who I know reads this stuff.
Posted by: Mainstreet at September 25, 2008 09:01 PM (XWJh5)
Posted by: Bart at September 25, 2008 09:02 PM (jBB4+)
Being a prude: Ok, you know, whatever, it's your life.
Being a prude @ Ace.mu.nu: UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Posted by: arminius at September 25, 2008 09:03 PM (ZVmZd)
If they're that good, you can bring them back.
Posted by: Bid Swede at September 25, 2008 09:03 PM (83eWq)
Personally, I bet they'd fit in well at Caligulas gala.
Posted by: Bag O' Hammers at September 25, 2008 09:04 PM (FOXSU)
I have to ask: why is she standing in front of a poster of the dude from the Idiocracy money? (Google Images: "idiocracy money")
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 25, 2008 09:08 PM (VSb6U)
Only if you're talking to someone who's unwilling to listen to you, which this doesn't qualify, or if you're talking about doing something wrong.
But, no, free people can talk about whatever they want to other free people. Certainly they can talk about what they like in bed if they wish.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:08 PM (hawOV)
Didn't hear Ace's acceptance speech at the 2008 CPAC Blogger of the Year Award, did you?
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 09:09 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Ack at September 25, 2008 09:10 PM (qhAlm)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:11 PM (hawOV)
Also butt sex.
Posted by: Ack at September 25, 2008 09:12 PM (qhAlm)
Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2008 09:13 PM (q177U)
Christoph alternates between being an atheist, a moralistic boyscout, an exhibitionist, etc.
I think the dude's schitzo.
Why shouldn't she talk about it if she wants to?
Weren't you one of the people all huffed up about Palin getting called a MILF? Maybe it was something else I can't remember.
You are confusing.
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 09:14 PM (HgAV0)
Also I think Wicked Pinto just outed himself.
As for what he's outed himself as,.... I do not wish to formulate that thought...
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 09:17 PM (HgAV0)
No, often the most petite chicks are into anal.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:18 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Tushar at September 25, 2008 09:19 PM (PTWes)
Posted by: Bag O' Hammers at September 25, 2008 09:20 PM (FOXSU)
Posted by: Ack at September 25, 2008 09:21 PM (qhAlm)
However, when I say why I disagree with Christianity and why the Bible is flawed, regardless of how often and loudly I proclaim my belief in God, nor how much I assert my main problem with the Bible is how it presents our wondrous God in a laughable and often downright evil light, people still interpret that as being an "atheist". Because I'm not a Christian. Like one necessarily implies the other. Which it doesn't. And you've made the same mistake.
Moralist? Yes, about things which are moral. Abortion for example is murder and its evil. I take a hard line on that. I take a hard line on most criminal offences and believe they should be punished appropriately.
But anal sex? It simply isn't a moral issue. It's a matter of aesthetics. Personal taste, as it were.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:23 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at September 25, 2008 09:24 PM (Cdh0d)
Have your people call my people.
Posted by: A Shetland Pony at September 25, 2008 09:25 PM (1WR4H)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:26 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: In Through the Out Door at September 25, 2008 09:27 PM (UU4Hu)
Dude, you are on the wrong blog.
Posted by: Tushar at September 25, 2008 09:28 PM (PTWes)
At this rate an aspiring starlet will have to get it on with a Shetland pony hanging out a window of the Chrysler building to get in the gossip mags.
Japanification continues!
I eagerly await the used panty vending machines.
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 09:30 PM (HgAV0)
It's not the buttsex. It's the subtext.
Nice! I love anagrams. Especially kind of dirty ones.
At this rate an aspiring starlet will have to get it on with a Shetland pony hanging out a window of the Chrysler building to get in the gossip mags.
Dude, shetland ponies are way too cute for that.
Posted by: ehw at September 25, 2008 09:31 PM (xpaNr)
As a concerned christian soccer mom, I find this all . . . well, actually it made me laugh. I wonder how many morons will try to convince their girlfriends/wives that buttsex a good thing - See, honey, Anne Hathaway says it's amazing.
Christoph, I understand you're trying to be nice and non-judgmental, but you sort of remind me of Alan Colmes.
Posted by: estee at September 25, 2008 09:32 PM (51h4I)
Posted by: mondonico at September 25, 2008 09:32 PM (qp48w)
Posted by: mondonico at September 25, 2008 09:33 PM (qp48w)
Posted by: In Through the Out Door at September 25, 2008 09:34 PM (UU4Hu)
Posted by: Joanie at September 25, 2008 09:34 PM (Yyy1m)
So, so twue.
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 25, 2008 07:36 PM (h0aKI)
Excellent.
Posted by: mondonico at September 25, 2008 09:35 PM (qp48w)
We know how to deal with border crossers, pink jumpsuits
Posted by: Joe Arpaio at September 25, 2008 09:37 PM (8yq/t)
Posted by: turtle at September 25, 2008 09:38 PM (ZiZaA)
And for what it's worth, no I don't like people publicly going on how they want to fuck a happily married woman.
That's what I'm talking about.
She talks about her sex shit, woooh woopdedoo. I talk about my sex shit, vulgar vulgar vulgar. WTF?
Anal sex is a matter of personal taste. Banging the vice president like a parkinson's patient on crystal meth isn't?
I happen to find it to be rather good taste. Quite the treat for the sophisticated palet. Unlike taking it up the pooper which is painful, disgusting, unsanitary, and socially abnormal.
I mean, hey - what's with this defense of marriage? Christians are down on homosexin. Christians are down on adultery.
If the anal goes, why not the VP banging? Is your amorphous ambigously god-like thingermajig gonna strike me down?
It strikes me as a pretty arbitrary moral judgement is what I'm getting at here. Isn't that evil?
Confusing.
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 09:39 PM (HgAV0)
Ergo, buttsex appeals primarily to those with either a latent or expressed desire for
the grey, amorphous universal hive equality of the postmodern leftist. This explains its overwhelming predominance in eurotrash porn.
When the lights go out and you're banging away at some college girl's hairy neo-pagan arts-major ass, you might just as well be ramming it to a dude. And please, name one other cherished tool in your arsenal you're willing to deliberately cover in shit. Have some respect for your own tackle.
Don't be a goddamn frenchman, put it in her cooter.
This message brought to you by the Red-Blooded American Council of Respect the Fucking Cooter.
Posted by: apotheosis at September 25, 2008 09:39 PM (xWk3U)
Being dorked up the squeakhole while wearing my full length Russian sable coat an diamond necklace. Cause that is the ONLY way your gonna get my squeakhole.
It's an EXIT ONLY gentlemen.
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 09:42 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 25, 2008 09:42 PM (VSb6U)
Not to dismiss your concerns, but the fact is I gave a warning. It's a celebrity thing. People don't want to talk about politics all day long. I know I don't. I break up the politics with movie talk and sometimes sex stuff. Weird crimes. Videos of chimpanzees ice-skating.
Anne Hathaway's statement (if she did made it-- this is just from a blog) is, whatever else it is, provocative. People want to talk about it. It is, indelicate or not, interesting. There have been 150 comments on a three-sentence post.
I gave a warning. I don't get it when I warn people they are about to click on to edgy or sexual content, then they do anyway, and then get annoyed with me. I give warnings on most of this crap. The blog is more all-audiences-friendly if the warnings are observed and content-warning material simply not clicked on.
Except for the thousand times a day I say cocksucker and fuck, of course.
Hell, I gave a warning about the Giants superbowl catch.
I give warnings. It's what I do. What people do with those warnings is up to them.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2008 09:44 PM (1WR4H)
Posted by: In Through the Out Door at September 25, 2008 09:45 PM (UU4Hu)
I think somebody is bit...sensitive, and defensive, about his own fondness for rump-rangering.
That is the only reason I can figure for going all Senate Rules-of-Debate on us when we are simply poking fun (oops) at a Hollywood retard.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 25, 2008 09:46 PM (wgLRl)
She's gonna get rectal cancer and have to wear diapers in about 3 months time. I predict.
Yup. Her and the millions of other idiot girls out there who don't seem to appreciate that a rubber band can only be over-stretched so many times before it loses its elasticity. Guess it's time to buy more stock in that company that makes artificial sphincters.
Posted by: TiredWench at September 25, 2008 09:47 PM (Kx1hM)
She's talking about her own sex practices. What she likes to do. With her boyfriend.
Talking about having sex with another person's spouse isn't the same thing at all.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:48 PM (hawOV)
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Posted by: apotheosis at September 25, 2008 09:48 PM (xWk3U)
Honestly I'm with some of you guys in the minority here. I do not really even get the appeal.
Would I stick it in a chicks ass?
Only if I'm wearing a condom and she gives herself 5 or 7 or 38 enemas first.
In that case, sure. Absolutely. Enjoy.
But if I see or smell one quanta of turd or turd-like material I'm puking in her hair and dumping her.
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 09:49 PM (HgAV0)
She's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until ya stick it in her ass and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'...
Posted by: Ostral-B Heretic at September 25, 2008 09:49 PM (9u8Jf)
So the official moron prude opinion is that a woman that engages in anal is a "silly whore". Good to know. So very adult of you.
And, the official moron prude opinion is that those who use two or more underscores in a post likes to give horses handjobs.
Posted by: cheshirecat at September 25, 2008 09:50 PM (4fkm5)
Posted by: ehw at September 25, 2008 09:53 PM (xpaNr)
Christoph,
If you want to have a serious and substantive debate, shouldn't you be over on a thread about...something serious and substantive.
Why are you sealawyering a bunch of morons on the moronblog ridiculing a Hollywood moron for singing the praises anal tomfoolery?
WTF? This ain't the Senate, and you ain't Circero.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 25, 2008 09:54 PM (wgLRl)
The problem with experimenting with the ol' Hershey Highway is something called rectal prolapse.
Google it, but it's not pretty. It's like hemorrhoids on steroids.
(Hemorrhoids on steroids? I'm a poet and didn't even know it.)
Posted by: Lee at September 25, 2008 09:54 PM (Xb3DR)
Well, her Wiki bio says she's a vegetarian, so she probably gets plenty of roughage.
...
Take that as you will.
Posted by: cheshirecat at September 25, 2008 09:54 PM (4fkm5)
Posted by: Jane Hathaway at September 25, 2008 09:55 PM (PBGAP)
Christoph,
If you want to have a serious and substantive debate, shouldn't you be over on a thread about...something serious and substantive.
Why are you sealawyering a bunch of morons on the moronblog ridiculing a Hollywood moron for singing the praises anal tomfoolery?
WTF? This ain't the Senate, and you ain't Circero.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 25, 2008 09:54 PM (wgLRl)
Good question. Well, I'm debating Ace and others on the economy, so I guess I am in part. Also because this is an (ahem) interesting and provocative topic, as Ace said.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 09:57 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Milburne at September 25, 2008 09:59 PM (51h4I)
She's talking about her own sex practices. What she likes to do. With her boyfriend.
MILF
Mother I'd like to fuck.
I too, am talking about my sex practices. What I would like to do. It's rather explicit, actually. The "I" is right there...2nd letter..
Talking about having sex with another person's spouse isn't the same thing at all.
Why? That is the question.
Cuz...you're right. It isn't the same thing. Ass sex is sick and disgusting and wrong. Sarah Palin sex is FUCKIN AWESOME.
Thus sprake the mighty Entropius Magnificus. So it is written, so shall it be done. Amen.
Thing is...I'm not complaining about the ass sex. I'm not gonna say "Hey guys, cut it out with the disrespectful ass-sex talk". You can talk about whatever the hell you want.
From whence do you derive your moral guidelines and what makes yours better then mine?
What's true north here? How do we calibrate the compass?
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 10:00 PM (HgAV0)
OMG! That is frightening. Your rectum is LOOSE for God's sake. Slipping out your bunghole.
Oh yeah, that will make having butt sex so attractive.
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:00 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: Jane Hathaway at September 25, 2008 10:02 PM (PBGAP)
If the guy was doing it right, she shouldn't feel special, she should feel sore. Really sore.
Posted by: brak at September 25, 2008 10:03 PM (Mb/HN)
"What's true north here? How do we calibrate the compass?"
It's a pretty commonly accepted moral precept that desiring and stating that you desire to have sex with another person's lawfully wedded spouse is immoral. For example, it's a crime in the U.S. military.
Some will disagree with that. So be it. I'm not saying you can't say it. I'm saying it is a hundredfold worse than stating you'd enjoy anal sex with your own partner. IMO
What 2 consenting adults choose to do in their bedroom is their own business, and even if they choose to talk about it in public is also their own business. But talking about sex with someone's wife is nasty. And it's hardly a conservative value.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:05 PM (hawOV)
GMAFB.
Most women don't like it. Some do, no matter how much denial you personally have. Out of all the women I've had, two liked it. One asked for it. Often. I obliged and found it was not without merit, being...tight. At it did not stretch out over four years of pretty regular prodding. I mean, where the fuck did you get that idea? Does taking a crap every day for your lifetime stretch it out? Jeez.
The other was willing to try, and then got into it big time. She could almost orgasm by it, to my astonishment. She sure as hell enjoyed it.
Skanks? If your self-fulfilling prophecy is "Skanks are women who like buttsecks," I suppose so. One was a manager at a large oil company and the other a successful graphics artist. Both dressed up very classy.
So, girls, take your "My opinion is that of all women on Earth" and stick it in your squeakhole.
Oh, and let me head this one off at the pass--yes, my weiner is below average. Glad we got that out of the way.
Anne, call me. I'll be glad to make your squeakhole happy.
Posted by: Orgone at September 25, 2008 10:07 PM (jtIJf)
It's also extremely unlikely. It tends to come about due to illness or old age. Anything that leads to weak anal sphincters.
Ummm... exercise... leads to stronger muscles. Just sayin.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:07 PM (hawOV)
Your rectum is LOOSE for God's sake. Slipping out your bunghole.
You see why I didn't link to any pictures?
Posted by: Lee at September 25, 2008 10:07 PM (Xb3DR)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at September 25, 2008 10:07 PM (25884)
Obviously you have a moral problem with adultery, but I can't figgure out why the hell you would, or you rationalize criticizing other's moralizing of their own with your anti-christian rants.
That's the thing. I'm not ragging on you I'm serious. You're confusing.
What's wrong with adultery? God doesn't like it? Lot's of people say God doesn't like lots of things. We can practically outlaw music.
Cuz the spouse gets hurt? Since when do 3rd parties have veto power on sexual intercourse? Adultery is between consenting adults.
If you're gonna drag 'friends and family' into this I'm pretty sure we can start outlawing damn near everything. God knows you can't have homosex if your grandma has to approve first. Don't you know it breaks her heart?
Shit if I had to clear it with my mother what kind of freaky sex acts I was allowed to perform on Sarah Palin, I'd just say fuck it and go join a monastary. The price is just too steep my friend.
I mean I have a right hand. That'll do. I don't have to tell her about that do I? Because she's gonna cry.... then she's gonna tell my grandparents...they'll tell the pastor...then comes the intervention...
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 10:07 PM (HgAV0)
You missed this part: She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing".
So, no, she's not just talking about her own sex practices (that no one cares to hear about anyway), she's an anal sex advocate.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 10:09 PM (4SGur)
But, yeah. I remember thinking no woman would ever want anal. I remember talking to a friend saying it was weird my girlfriend wanted to try it. I said, "I can see why a guy would like it, but surely no girl could get pleasure from it?"
My very petite hot figure skater friend blushed and explained that she disagreed. (A couple years later she was my roommate and girlfriend, but that's another story!)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:10 PM (hawOV)
Speaking as an XX here: I'm sorry, but the visualization of the 'packing of fudge' just doesn't do anything for me, except possibly instinctively close off any and all sphincters.
Posted by: cardeblu at September 25, 2008 10:11 PM (INv2j)
We totally agree with Anne. Rectal love is the only way to totally connect on that deep spiritual level with your soulmate. Theres something about shit and blood being combined in a thrusting action that totally brings a couple together as one.
P.S. She should really finish that baby off by polishing the chrome back on the trailer hitch when it gets a little rusty, for that true Zen experience, or byindulging in a "poo-pop" if you will.
Posted by: Andrew and Keith at September 25, 2008 10:12 PM (isZZE)
I don't know about you but the last time I had a bowel movement it wasn't repeatedly ramming me in the ass. It usually just comes out the one way.
Posted by: Jane Hathaway at September 25, 2008 10:15 PM (PBGAP)
It's mostly the issues of consent and respect. I find it extremely unlikely Sarah Palin, the person, the woman, would like to hear how you'd love to fuck her. She'd most likely be offended because she loves her husband and has traditional values.
Yes, you have a right to say it, but talking about how you'd like to fuck someone who would probably be horrified and disgusted by the thought isn't a noble thing.
There are a bunch of female commenters on this blog. I've even flirted a bit with a couple of them, but in jest and only a little bit because I do have a committed relationship. However, I think that if I were to pick a few who I liked based on their writing and go on about how they are "WILFs", "MILFs", or I just wanted to do them, bad, they'd be offended quite possibly.
They're real people with feelings and before going on about how I wanted to fuck them, I'd like to have a little positive feedback on their part.
On the other hand, there's no question Anne Hathaway practiced her sex act with full consent. Ergo, I have no moral problem with it.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:16 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 10:17 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:18 PM (PBGAP)
They told me that when Ace once again revealed himself to be an "FDR Conservative," the next item up would be the Wonders of Anal Sex--
and they were right!
Posted by: comatus at September 25, 2008 10:18 PM (cl6y8)
When is the last time you used a muscle at moderate intensity for about 3-10 minutes 3 times a week and it got significantly weaker?
Anyway, for the record, I'm not a huge fan of anal sex. I can see certain problems with it (occasional tissue tearing for example).
But let's not make "shit" up!
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:18 PM (hawOV)
Clearly, you've not sampled the cuisine at the average state fair.
Posted by: apotheosis at September 25, 2008 10:19 PM (xWk3U)
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:20 PM (PBGAP)
They told me that when Ace once again revealed himself to be an "FDR Conservative," the next item up would be the Wonders of Anal Sex--
and they were right!
Posted by: comatus at September 25, 2008 10:18 PM (cl6y
Hilarious!
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:21 PM (hawOV)
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:22 PM (PBGAP)
I dont' know about you guys, but when anal is tried and women actually enjoy it, somehow I don't.
O.K., I'm a sick fuck.
Posted by: Blazer at September 25, 2008 10:24 PM (isZZE)
What the hell do you men have in your diet for God's sake?
I'm not even sure what we're refering to anymore...
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 10:24 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: carson palmer at September 25, 2008 10:25 PM (8yq/t)
Posted by: kaz at September 25, 2008 10:26 PM (auJZJ)
I mean, where the fuck did you get that idea?
From the colo-rectal doc that lives down the block.
Does taking a crap every day for your lifetime stretch it out?
An exit is not an entrance. It can cause, especially in women, anal sphincter damage, increased elasticity, reduction of anal tone, fissures, etc.
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 10:26 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: Lord Nazh at September 25, 2008 10:27 PM (/fqeh)
That could well be. As I said, I'm not a fan of anal sex. But on the other hand, I don't think it's immoral either.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:28 PM (hawOV)
Don't laugh, apparently there's womens' magazines out there pushing the meme that guys DO enjoy a good prod in the prostate now and then, they just won't ask for it.
Ladies, anyone who advises you thus is trying to drive up business at the local relationship counselor. Because believe me, when we're thoroughly enjoying your oral skills and we're abruptly cast into amateur night at the proctology clinic, we will never. trust. you. again.
Posted by: apotheosis at September 25, 2008 10:28 PM (xWk3U)
I said, "I can see why a guy would like it, but surely no girl could get pleasure from it?"
Dude, that is so totally gay.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 25, 2008 10:28 PM (bu0Ek)
Yeah, you should probably do some research before you assert that. Frequent anal sex is a major cause of prolapse, fecal incontinence, anarectal abcess, and anarectal cancers due to the HPV virus. It's not an overnight thing, though. Figure 10-15 years for the 1st 3 problems, more for the last.
I can't speak for any of the other gals who post here, but my objections to anal sex are 100% health-related. And a very merry fuck you to all the posters who think I'm some kind of repressed prude because of it.
Posted by: TiredWench at September 25, 2008 10:30 PM (Kx1hM)
Baby, please! I'm not from Havana!
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 25, 2008 10:31 PM (VSb6U)
I guess some men find anal fissures and uncontrollable bowel movements attractive qualities in their female partners. Then when the fun is over they move on cause it's just so messy and inconvenient.
Guys just admit it....you wanna be Clay Aiken. Or Clay's bitch.
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:31 PM (PBGAP)
I'm not joking though man - No, I've never screwed an anus.
You know I heard at some point if you do that, shit gets impacted in your penis.
Seriously. Shit gets in your penis. Shit in your penis.
Holy fucking shit.
I just cringed so hard I think I had a seizure.
No way. To do that, the women would have to be the one requesting it, and I'm not joking when I say I want a full evacuation followed by a complete overhaul and rennovation beforehand. She's gotta douche her ass with lysterine.
And I'm still wearing a raincoat.
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 10:32 PM (HgAV0)
Ladies, anyone who advises you thus is trying to drive up business at the local relationship counselor. Because believe me, when we're thoroughly enjoying your oral skills and we're abruptly cast into amateur night at the proctology clinic, we will never. trust. you. again.
You said it, pal. There's a term for when that special lady distracts you with a quality beejer so she can spread your cheeks with one hand while slipping a hot ravioli up your ass with the other, and that term is Dirty Pool, sir.
Dirty Pool.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 25, 2008 10:35 PM (bu0Ek)
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:35 PM (PBGAP)
If any thread ever, was casting bait for a RAWMUSCLEGLUTS appearance than this it.
If not, I'm sure he's beatin' off to it and thankin' Ace.
Posted by: Blazer at September 25, 2008 10:35 PM (isZZE)
All of my objections to anal sex are 100% health related. So I don't disagree with you there.
To me (maybe this is my libertarian side) it's kind of like pot. I really don't give a damn, morally, if someone has smoked a joint. I have. Sarah Palin has. And you may have too.
If you've enjoyed it, great.
But the pro-pot advocates telling me it's the best thing in the world, it's oh so healthy... well, they're wrong. It suppresses the immune system, damages the lungs, and causes increased incidences of psychosis, etc. It isn't a health tonic.
Nor do I think smoking a joint is immoral. It simply carries risks.
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 10:36 PM (hawOV)
Tired Wench, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at September 25, 2008 10:38 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 25, 2008 10:39 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 10:41 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: David Duchovny at September 25, 2008 10:43 PM (Qd57B)
A women that doesn''t come equipped with anal sex is like a car that doesn't come equipped with fun....... err, I mean air-bags.
But that's just me.
Posted by: Blazer at September 25, 2008 10:44 PM (isZZE)
Posted by: Tom at September 25, 2008 10:44 PM (0YZ5n)
You don't go pushing the Royal Sovereign of the realm into the cesspit and expect to keep your head.
You've got to roll out the red carpet, throw some flower petals down, waft some perfumes about, sound a few trumpets. It's just basic respect when being graced by such a magnificient presence.
Posted by: Entropy at September 25, 2008 10:46 PM (HgAV0)
Posted by: Booben at September 25, 2008 10:47 PM (4SGur)
Posted by: ♥ Andi ♥ at September 25, 2008 10:48 PM (aRRWd)
TMI
She may not realise this, but she's leaving herself wide open for a donkey punch. And yeah she is a "butterface".
Posted by: Don Carne at September 25, 2008 10:52 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: ♥ Andi ♥ at September 25, 2008 10:53 PM (aRRWd)
Of course, mrscaniac will probably be calling her lawyers pretty quickly.
Posted by: mrcaniac at September 25, 2008 10:55 PM (Rbulg)
Posted by: Blazer at September 25, 2008 10:59 PM (isZZE)
Yeah, I'm sure most guys would hate it that their girlfriend told other people they were having anal sex. That'd be so embarrassing! I'm having hot sex with this gorgeous chick who is also my girlfriend! What a terrible thing to have other people know!
Posted by: Dr. Medical at September 25, 2008 11:01 PM (NZfvn)
I also don't want to live in a world where starlets don't take it in the glory hole.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want to live in a world where there's something like Fight Club, where starlets secretly gather together to take it in the ass.
Posted by: Wally Balls at September 25, 2008 11:03 PM (9NvZm)
Posted by: the real joe at September 25, 2008 11:05 PM (TOly9)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 25, 2008 11:15 PM (yZbi/)
Posted by: caspera at September 25, 2008 11:15 PM (vSuMy)
No. Women have lady-buttholes, men have man-buttholes.
I'll bet you'd jam your rod up 10 women's assholes before you'd put it up a man's.
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 25, 2008 11:24 PM (YvLui)
Posted by: Christoph at September 25, 2008 11:28 PM (hawOV)
Nice might have the ill effect of moving her up to the top spot.
Posted by: Francase at September 25, 2008 11:38 PM (uw6PK)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 25, 2008 11:41 PM (yZbi/)
Posted by: packsoldier at September 26, 2008 12:01 AM (zMmIr)
Posted by: turtle at September 26, 2008 12:17 AM (ZiZaA)
Anal is fantastic, done properly. Not done properly? OW OW OW OW OW The key is prep, lube, patience, lube and then, possibly, some more lube. Also, some people are creeped out by the very idea and if your partner isn't relaxed and into it, it's not going to be a good experience. But if you both are? Hey there hi there better have the cigarettes ready.
GO BEAVERS! Which is hilarious to be saying in a thread on this topic.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2008 12:25 AM (l4K8U)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 26, 2008 12:31 AM (yZbi/)
Posted by: DaveS at September 26, 2008 12:33 AM (MTypB)
Posted by: Christoph at September 26, 2008 12:34 AM (hawOV)
Hey, Drew? You're getting some competition for favorite status. I think some sucking up is in order.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2008 12:36 AM (l4K8U)
See,. that and the Palin religion thread is up is why I pay good money to read this blog. Not only are they both funny but the fact they are practically one after another is just the best.
Wait, Ace doesn't charge the rest of you? Son of a bitch.
Oh and BradXTC? If you only 'think' it, you are at the back of the line.
Posted by: DrewM. at September 26, 2008 12:36 AM (hlYel)
Posted by: unknown jane at September 26, 2008 12:40 AM (/lvmU)
Posted by: rich at September 26, 2008 12:47 AM (rX6yO)
i know it hurts very much
Posted by: Wankin' Walter at September 26, 2008 12:48 AM (VlUW4)
Posted by: pc at September 26, 2008 12:49 AM (S7zPk)
Do tell. Please explain, aside from the obvious question of unrelated plumbing, the anatomic difference between a male and female sphincter.
I'll bet you'd jam your rod up 10 women's assholes before you'd put it up a man's.
Sure, and I'd probably put it up a man's ass if the alternative was sucking off a syphilitic rhino, too. We can play the game of degrees all day long, and it doesn't change the issue of whether or not buttsex is icky in and of itself.
Why is it that (for men) having oral sex with a woman is considered perfectly straight but having anal sex with a woman is somehow suspect? Yes, gay men have anal sex. They have oral sex too.
Well, see, it's like this: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Which means penises and vaginas aren't gender-neutral. With certain rare exceptions, each gender gets one or the other. This is not the case with buttholes, which (despite objections noted above) are found on both sexes, and are for all intents and purposes functionally identical.
I thought they taught this stuff in school now.
Posted by: apotheosis at September 26, 2008 12:50 AM (xWk3U)
Posted by: YIKES! at September 26, 2008 12:50 AM (5a8lx)
Why is it that (for men) having oral sex with a woman is considered perfectly straight
Because when you have oral sex with a woman you don't suck on her penis.
Posted by: Entropy at September 26, 2008 12:52 AM (HgAV0)
Posted by: YIKES! at September 26, 2008 12:52 AM (5a8lx)
Posted by: pc at September 26, 2008 12:55 AM (S7zPk)
Posted by: apotheosis at September 26, 2008 12:50 AM (xWk3U)
Men and women both have lips too, but I'll kiss a woman's early, often, and late, and a man's not at all.Men have hands as do women, but it's a woman's hands I long to hold when we're sitting beside each other watching a movie.
I am pretty sure men have shoulders, but I only kiss a woman's.
Dude, your point is, as they say, STOO-PID.
Posted by: Christoph at September 26, 2008 12:56 AM (hawOV)
Posted by: apotheosis at September 26, 2008 12:58 AM (xWk3U)
"Do tell. Please explain, aside from the obvious question of unrelated plumbing, the anatomic difference between a male and female sphincter."
The answer of course is none. It's a psychological and spiritual difference. Women are different, therefore kissing, holding hands with, massaging, or even anal sex are all different based on gender.
And it's retarded to pretend this doesn't matter.
Posted by: Christoph at September 26, 2008 01:02 AM (hawOV)
Also, cristoph, holding hands?
That's sounds pretty...ghey.
You're suppose to bend them over backwards and hump them, not communicate at a deep spiritual level.
Posted by: Entropy at September 26, 2008 01:02 AM (HgAV0)
Of course it is. The question was rhetorical, in response to Daryl's assertion that there was a difference.
Posted by: apotheosis at September 26, 2008 01:08 AM (xWk3U)
Ask Alex.
Posted by: Christoph at September 26, 2008 01:09 AM (hawOV)
Posted by: Christoph at September 26, 2008 01:10 AM (hawOV)
Maybe if you're trying to buttsex the chicks...
Posted by: Entropy at September 26, 2008 01:11 AM (HgAV0)
Posted by: mare at September 26, 2008 01:12 AM (9Di1u)
If I found such a perfect creature why the fuck would I waste time talking to you?
Posted by: apotheosis at September 26, 2008 01:13 AM (xWk3U)
Posted by: Christoph at September 26, 2008 01:13 AM (hawOV)
Posted by: apotheosis at September 26, 2008 01:13 AM (xWk3U)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 26, 2008 01:16 AM (Tz2XN)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 26, 2008 01:17 AM (Tz2XN)
"What's true north here? How do we calibrate the compass?"
Um, aren't there some "Thou shalt nots" about adultery and another man's wife?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 26, 2008 01:34 AM (Tz2XN)
Um, aren't there some "Thou shalt nots" about adultery and another man's wife?
Yes... coming from the same source that says though shall not put it in the what-what.
So if you discount the source on that basis, that source is discounted. You can't pull it back out to decry adultery.
Posted by: Entropy at September 26, 2008 01:40 AM (HgAV0)
Find me a straight woman that can outshit a hardworking lumberjack and then we'll talk.
I can outwork a hardshitting lumberjack, does that count?
Posted by: LickyLicky at September 26, 2008 01:55 AM (d3alN)
Posted by: LickyLicky at September 26, 2008 01:57 AM (d3alN)
Personally, while I don't have a five-alarm fetish for anal sex, I don't want to be laying on my deathbed, with all my loved ones around me, and suddenly blurt out "Damn, I wish I would have had the chance to rail some chick in the pooper."
So, you know, alls I'm saying is, a sable coat and diamond necklace may be a small price to pay to avoid a lifetime of regret.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh at September 26, 2008 02:14 AM (ULsz9)
No, the answer is not none. I can't find the site but it was a medical one and they clearly stated that the female sphincter can and does suffer injuries where a male sphincter is less likely to. Who do you think is more likely to suffer injuries? A child or an adult? Women are generally smaller than men. That's obvious. I think too many people have been watching too much porn. Now every girlfriend is expected to be a porn star. I think Hathaway did herself and her career a great disservice. Now, this subject is grossing me out.
Posted by: Booben at September 26, 2008 02:52 AM (4SGur)
It doesn't seem at all strange that Hathaway enjoys anal. What's weird is that someone who would presumably bitch about her privacy when someone takes a few snapshots of her walking on the sidewalk somehow feels that this sort of info is public stuff. Apparently her sense of privacy isn't like normal earthlings. Maybe someone should ask her if she feels like sharing snapshots of teh buttsex. Can't hurt to ask, right?
Posted by: VRWC Agent at September 26, 2008 02:59 AM (o2slJ)
Posted by: VRWC Agent at September 26, 2008 03:07 AM (o2slJ)
Considering what comes OUT of that orifice, I'm not about to try going INTO it.
Besides, you'll never get her pregnant sticking it in the wrong hole.
Posted by: Lee at September 26, 2008 03:54 AM (LxqQW)
The hell you won't. Where do you think Chicago politicians come from?
Posted by: Cybrludite at September 26, 2008 07:30 AM (GDpMq)
That logic doesn't leave many orifices to choose from, does it?
Impressive number of posts on this. Gotta love the place.
Posted by: VRWC Agent at September 26, 2008 08:13 AM (o2slJ)
Posted by: MAJHAM at September 26, 2008 09:18 AM (rpijn)
Posted by: Booben at September 26, 2008 09:57 AM (4SGur)
"Personally, while I don't have a five-alarm fetish for anal sex, I don't want to be laying on my deathbed, with all my loved ones around me, and suddenly blurt out "Damn, I wish I would have had the chance to rail some chick in the pooper.""
Son of a bitch!
Now I know what I'm going to say on my deathbed!
Sure it's unusual. But the family will never stop talking about it. And that's the important thing.
Posted by: memomachine at September 26, 2008 10:22 AM (f4Zt4)
Japanification continues!
I eagerly await the used panty vending machines.
But you'll have to get used to pixellated genitals in your porn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2008 11:23 AM (Ds4I5)
Posted by: IdFaciam at September 26, 2008 01:05 PM (YwnPw)
"Is her career that deep in the crapper that she needs to get this type of publicity?"
yes, and apparently so are penises.
Posted by: gentle prodder at September 26, 2008 01:15 PM (8nB5X)
TYPO
You meant "he disagreed."
Posted by: J at September 26, 2008 01:25 PM (AQj/2)
Q: Why are male airline attendants ready to leave the hotel first in the morning?
A: Cuz they get their shit packed the night before.
Posted by: American Airlines at September 26, 2008 04:09 PM (KsxrY)
That logic doesn't leave many orifices to choose from, does it?
Very astute observation! Made me laugh because it's so true.
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