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That Wide-Assed Scrunt Who Tried to Storm the Stage Last Night and Menace Sarah Palin? Top Obama Bundler

I guess she didn't get the memo about "The New Politics."

Or the memo about Pilates.

It's so funny... Obama keeps making these lofty, good-guy pronouncements about a "new civility" and "leaving the Palin family alone" and yet his surrogates, supporters, and media allies just don't seem to believe he means it...

Hm. Can't seem to lead his own people, never mind an entire country.

Maybe you should try organizing this community, Bucko.

That's right, I said it. Bucko.

Thanks to Manuel, or as I know him, "a threat to the traditions and fear of strangers I bitterly cling to."

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM



Comments

1 Her and the 2 friends she brought should have been tasered.  In a jiggly way, all bouncy and and maybe with a few gran mals for fun.

K

Posted by: Kestrel at September 04, 2008 07:36 PM (gBnKJ)

2 They should have let her come up on stage and let Sarah drop her like a sack of bricks.

Posted by: mpur at September 04, 2008 07:36 PM (mpAYQ)

3 Why didn't the Secret Service use their mini-gun?

Posted by: Christoph at September 04, 2008 07:36 PM (hawOV)

4 I'd hit it...

with a Mack truck.

Posted by: bunny boy at September 04, 2008 07:37 PM (0GK+F)

5 Pilates.

Death to all attention whores!

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 04, 2008 07:40 PM (MMC8r)

6 This is not the vagina I knew

Posted by: Hillary's beard at September 04, 2008 07:40 PM (h/5U0)

7 Why didn't the Secret Service use their mini-gun?

The expended brass is hard on the paint job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2008 07:40 PM (Ds4I5)

8 did anyone else notice the dope standing like a disciple standing on the stairs making the "o" sign with his hand last night?

Posted by: topsecretk9 at September 04, 2008 07:41 PM (R4Drm)

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at September 04, 2008 07:42 PM (vFeQi)

10 Psst, Ace, it's "pilates," not "pilades."

Ya effin' moron!

Posted by: Kensington at September 04, 2008 07:42 PM (xFNQx)

11 I'd be interested to know how they got in there.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 04, 2008 07:44 PM (MMC8r)

12

How come this sorta shit doesn't happen at Democratic conventions?

Oh wait, they're already on the fucking stage there.

But you still don't hear about Dem delegates getting sprayed with piss and bleach. Or cub scout buses being attacked.  

I bet she had a "press" pass.

These are the same people who protest "US Agression" but are strangely silent when America's enemies storm into America's allies.

Posted by: Iblis at September 04, 2008 07:44 PM (9221z)

13 Classy!

Posted by: Scout at September 04, 2008 07:45 PM (h/4DY)

14

[quote]They should have let her come up on stage and let Sarah drop her like a sack of bricks.[/quote]

lmfao. closeline to high heel to the throat. maybe a little trash talk into the camera afterwards.

Posted by: e.koenig at September 04, 2008 07:45 PM (2J+Vs)

15

Some disenchanted Republican delegate gave them the tickets.

I would really like to know the name of that delegate.

 

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 04, 2008 07:47 PM (wgLRl)

16

I am surprised that given all the heckling our side gets, that the President doesn't say something like: "Yeah, you scumbags have the right to free speech, but I have the power to pardon any citizen who decided to beat the shit outta ya right now!"

Posted by: Iblis at September 04, 2008 07:47 PM (9221z)

17 what i want to know is A) How they even got into the convention and B) How they even got that close to Gov. Palin (considering that McCain was in the building last evening)

Posted by: Nick in Arizona at September 04, 2008 07:47 PM (+7oCm)

18 Balrog, no doubt they were Ron Paul delegates.

Posted by: Dave J at September 04, 2008 07:48 PM (qsGH+)

19 TOTALLY GNARLY!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 04, 2008 07:50 PM (vlmzk)

20 "Maybe you should try organizing this community" - now that is funny shit

Posted by: BuckNutty at September 04, 2008 07:50 PM (vvUmd)

21 15

Some disenchanted Republican delegate gave them the tickets.

I would really like to know the name of that delegate.


Yeah me to!

Posted by: Nick in Arizona at September 04, 2008 07:51 PM (+7oCm)

22 ...where the F's my AR-15 when I need it...

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 04, 2008 07:51 PM (vlmzk)

23 I read it somewhere else so it's not my insight, but the Leftard genie is out of the bottle. Barack can't contain it, and I think 8 years of BDS and the ascension of Obastard has given them license to run wild. They can't be told to behave, they won't listen.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2008 07:52 PM (AZGON)

24

He was thinking "Her ass is as big as Pleiades" I think.

I bet those jugs are massive and probably not bad.

I'll organize her jugs, as a sort-of jug organizer.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at September 04, 2008 07:54 PM (vFeQi)

25

"scrunt?"

Ace, you've gone from, I don't know, some like mortal writer or something, to Bill fucking Shakespeare: promoting your own vocabulary and shit.

From MSN Encarta: "Definition of "scrunt:" Caribbean: financially strapped: to be in a poor financial situation"

Or, from the Urban Dictionary:

"A wolf like creature in the new movie "Lady in the Water". A Scrunt has fur that resembles grass and so is able to appaear as a mound in the grass. Scrunts also have glowing red eyes that are visible at nights in mirrors."

But, no.  You legitimize:

Urban Dictionary Definition #3:

"The dried vag crust left in a pair of two day old panties."

(or else UDD #1: "Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.")

Anyway, we're witnessing history in the making. 



 

Posted by: notropis at September 04, 2008 07:56 PM (o8TTN)

26 They can't be told to behave, they won't listen.

The secret service needs to blow a few away before they'll get the message.  I think Palin needs to pack a compact 9mm under that skirt in the future

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 04, 2008 07:57 PM (6L459)

27

"I would really like to know the name of that delegate."

I think his first name started with "Ron" and his last name started with "Paul."

Posted by: notropis at September 04, 2008 07:58 PM (o8TTN)

28

The reason Obama doesn't seem to have any influence over the actions of his followers is simple...he's just a figurehead, a face for the masses. If the media would give his background and connections half the attention they're giving Sarah Palin's, we might get a look at who's really turning the wheels. Of course, that's the last thing the media wants us to see.

I think the name is something like Sorbos, Slappy, Samsonite...I know it starts with an "S".

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 04, 2008 08:00 PM (pY77a)

29

Who the hell was the nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?  Baracky needs to hire about a battalion of such mental hospital nurses to handle the wackos in his support group.

Posted by: Michael J. Myers at September 04, 2008 08:00 PM (LZ3cP)

30 MINI-Gun!!!  I gots to get me one o them!

Posted by: P Diddy at September 04, 2008 08:01 PM (vlmzk)

31

...'Who the hell was the nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?  Baracky needs to hire about a battalion of such mental hospital nurses to handle the wackos in his support group.'

Nurse Ratchet...AKA Hilary Clinton.

Posted by: billygoat at September 04, 2008 08:03 PM (vlmzk)

32 I think Palin needs to pack a compact 9mm under that skirt in the future.

The Barracuda would never carry a pussy 9mm europill. You just know that she's got a couple of 1911s in the gun cabinet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2008 08:05 PM (Ds4I5)

33 16

I am surprised that given all the heckling our side gets, that the President doesn't say something like: "Yeah, you scumbags have the right to free speech, but I have the power to pardon any citizen who decided to beat the shit outta ya right now!"

Posted by: Iblis at September 04, 2008 07:47 PM (9221z)


That is an amazingly wonderful idea.  It's not like Dubya is running for re-election and the rightous ass-beating of a hippy would do the base a world of good. 


Well, it would do me a world of good.

Posted by: Fuloydo at September 04, 2008 08:07 PM (S7Z5Z)

34 Why are there lines in my above post?  My formatting skills are weak.

Posted by: Fuloydo at September 04, 2008 08:08 PM (S7Z5Z)

35 The reason Obama doesn't seem to have any influence over the actions of his followers is simple...he's just a figurehead, a face for the masses

That is precisely what is going on. Remember, even Barry himself said he was a screen for others' projections. The ultimate empty Big Bird suit, with two left wings.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2008 08:10 PM (AZGON)

36 Charles Manson was a better community organizer...

Posted by: bmeuppls at September 04, 2008 08:11 PM (lNXkY)

37 His scrunts did his bidding and gave him hippie sex...

Think Obama wants to hit THAT... that's his problem..

Posted by: bmeuppls at September 04, 2008 08:13 PM (lNXkY)

38

...' Charles Manson was a better community organizer...'

He's got a point.

Posted by: Squeaky Fromme at September 04, 2008 08:14 PM (vlmzk)

39

"Charles Manson was a better community organizer..."

Well, duh.

Posted by: Bernardine Dohrn at September 04, 2008 08:15 PM (o8TTN)

40 I wash the pink from my hands.

Posted by: Pontius Pilates at September 04, 2008 08:18 PM (4gHqM)

41 Manson actually has a resume that people still remember 30 years later.  Obama?  Not so much.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 04, 2008 08:22 PM (6L459)

42

We all need to pray for Sarah and the family, these people are shit scared of her ruining their world domination dreams, triple the SS teams.

If someone lays a hand on ANY of their heads....ITS ON!

Posted by: bob hussein dole at September 04, 2008 08:23 PM (tLuWS)

43 "He was thinking "Her ass is as big as Pleiades" I think."

Ooh...high brow!

Posted by: Kensington at September 04, 2008 08:28 PM (xFNQx)

44 "We all need to pray for Sarah and the family, these people are shit scared of her ruining their world domination dreams, triple the SS teams."

You know what?  I was seized by this same fear earlier today.  The left is far too unhinged right now, and Sarah should have extra protection, probably, just in case Obama's pal Ayers's wife comes after her with a fork.  Luckily I would think that the Palins are capable of garnering an unusual amount of loyalty and commitment from their secret service entourage.

Posted by: Kensington at September 04, 2008 08:33 PM (xFNQx)

45

That is an amazingly wonderful idea.  It's not like Dubya is running for re-election and the rightous ass-beating of a hippy would do the base a world of good. 

Mmmm, hippy beatings make Maetenloch all warm inside.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 04, 2008 08:33 PM (cqaC+)

46
Mmmm, hippy beatings make Maetenloch all warm inside.



ME TOO!

Less Hippies - More Stick-Time!

Posted by: thebronze at September 04, 2008 08:36 PM (YlH3h)

47 It's so funny... Obama keeps making these lofty, good-guy pronouncements about a "new civility" and "leaving the Palin family alone" and yet his surrogates, supporters, and media allies just don't seem to believe he means it...

It's almost as if the sudden avalanche of trolls, Mobies, unsourced rumors, fake YouTube videos, and photoshopped pictures weren't a coincidence . . .

Posted by: AD at September 04, 2008 08:37 PM (PeYVg)

48

How did she get in?

Yeah, it's not like she's fucking wearing fucking PINK or anything.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 04, 2008 08:39 PM (qKkaY)

49 The scrunt's friend stole Linda Hunt's face and Martin Scorsese's hairdo.

Posted by: Joanie at September 04, 2008 08:46 PM (Yyy1m)

50 To those people who suggest Dubya pardon hippie-beaters in advance? Not that I object, mind you, but  why bother?  I have it from an unimpeachable source (over at DailyKos) that Dubya and Cheney ain't gonna surrender power anyway. The coup takes place on inauguration day - at least according to my inside source. That being the case, what's with all these conventions?

Posted by: alwyr at September 04, 2008 08:46 PM (UYxsF)

51 why in the world would anyone expect Ace to know how to spell Pilates?

Posted by: Alice H at September 04, 2008 08:50 PM (jRtPb)

52 And just because someone will want this...

Posted by: Alice H at September 04, 2008 08:54 PM (jRtPb)

53 "Bucko"?

Did you *really* have to go there, Ace!?!  Did ya?!?

Man, this IS getting ugly.

Calling him an "effete limp-wrist windbag twat" is a arguable position, but calling him "Bucko" crossed the line.

You (SIR) have no shame.

Racist.

Posted by: Che Pizza at September 04, 2008 09:22 PM (RLBRw)

54 Aristede didn't have to tell the macoutes to hang a burning tire around the necks of his enemies. They did it to please him.

Posted by: pc at September 04, 2008 09:29 PM (S7zPk)

55 Shouldn't the title be

OBAMA HAS TIES TO ATTEMPTED ATTACKER OF PALIN

?

I'm just learnin' some o' that there journalism.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 04, 2008 09:33 PM (GlrN/)

56 Recreate Kent State!  Put your phasers on Scrunt.

Posted by: pistolero at September 04, 2008 09:37 PM (hBUN7)

57 Senator Obama missed an opportunity to show leadership by controlling his followers.  Now we know he either can't or won't speak out against them.

No enemies on the left.

At most he will say "gee, I wouldn't do that" and the press will treat it as if he has successfully distanced himself from them.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 04, 2008 10:07 PM (YvLui)

58

I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with the far left.

Posted by: SpideyTerry at September 04, 2008 11:39 PM (hbM9C)

59 That pinky is an oinky pig monster. I still can't wait to make sweet horrible love to it.

Posted by: King Kong at September 04, 2008 11:44 PM (8el+/)

60 I heard that when HELEN CHENOWITH was giving a speech some no good dirty tree-hugging granola muncher tried to hit her with a rotten salmon carcass its too bad someone didnt smear the gooie fish-guts in his rotten face

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 05, 2008 12:12 AM (JfxYy)

61 I realize we are all angry about this kind of crap, but let's not get too down on the convention security for letting these two Code Pinko idiots ino the building. Let's instead applaud the Secret Service for quickly and decisively saving their fucking lives.

Posted by: Glen at September 05, 2008 12:43 AM (HX/9W)

62

"It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from..."

 

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