Nielsen Crush: 37 Million People Watched Palin Last Night

From FoxNews.

Obama, I believe, drew 40 million something. Correction: Actually, it was 38.3 million.

Hey-- kind of like 42% of independents think he's got better experience than Palin, and 37% think Palin has better experience than him.

He's beating her!

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM


1 Palin defeated a sitting governor to get the Repub. nomination in Alaska, and then defeated a former Governor to win the office. None of the other three -- not Obama, not Biden, not McCain -- had to defeat TWO politicians in a row who both had, earlier, won state-wide majorities, in order to win state-wide office. And she did it without fame or riches or prior political connections. Whether you are for her or against her, wake up, folks -- this woman is for real.

Posted by: sissoed at September 04, 2008 03:13 PM (ICGqd)

2 Actually Obama had 38 million viewers. Stunning that a "unknown" VP candidate almost outperformed "The One".... "The Obamessiah"!

Posted by: Yancy at September 04, 2008 03:13 PM (WDL4j)

3 Obama would make a decent vice president. It would be a good contest, him vs. Palin. That's the appropriate position to seek, given their experience levels.
But Palin is the only one running for Veep.

Posted by: John at September 04, 2008 03:13 PM (lhJxs)

4 Palin = 37,244,000
Obama = 38,379,000
(Drudge; couldn't resist that format...)

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at September 04, 2008 03:14 PM (uOvAE)

5 But I bet hers drew a lot more buzz after the fact.
I didn't even see Obama's...but I don't recall anyone talking about it the next day.
Today, they're a-talking.

Posted by: Entropy at September 04, 2008 03:15 PM (m6c4H)

6 Obama's speech was seen by 38.4 million, so the numbers were pretty close. No doubt Camp Obama is pleading with the MSMto stop trying to help Obama by makingPalin's speech must-see TV.

Posted by: Karl at September 04, 2008 03:16 PM (qje1A)

7 I didn't even see Obama's...but I don't recall anyone talking about it the next day.
Because of...McCain's Palin veep announcement. Circle of fucking life!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at September 04, 2008 03:18 PM (uOvAE)

8 So, our VP is even with the top of their ticket.


Posted by: ReallyOldGuy at September 04, 2008 03:19 PM (THsyA)

9 Thank you MSM!
If you would not have so relentlessly trashed Gov. Palin, those numbers would not be nearly so good. Now probably 10M extra people havea great first impression of her.
Well played, indeed.

Posted by: David at September 04, 2008 03:19 PM (Hj9yW)

10 I just LOVE the Obama-Palin comparisons, especially when he comes out looking worse.
He started it, by comparing their respective experience. He would be wise to aim lower, by saying he is smarter than Piper and Willow.

Posted by: Tushar at September 04, 2008 03:21 PM (ZqHH5)

11 Also, unlike Trig, he knows not to poo in a diaper.

Posted by: Tushar at September 04, 2008 03:21 PM (ZqHH5)

12 Cuffy hit the nail on the head.
Does anyone remember anything Obambi said?
I'm stocking up on beer and Scandi treats for the VP debate - Sarah's going to gut Joe Biden like a fish.
Adios Joe - you worthless scum sucking hair-plugged plagiarizing gasbag.

Posted by: Murph at September 04, 2008 03:23 PM (Jp4vM)

13 This is all great, but isn't the proper question how many people watched Governor Palin vs. how many people watched Joe Biden's speech?

Posted by: ArrMatey at September 04, 2008 03:27 PM (35LYA)

14 Also, unlike Trig, he knows not to poo in a diaper.

I'm not so sure anymore, Tush. I think crappin of pants is a common occurrence now at Barak Hussein's headquarters.

Posted by: CUS at September 04, 2008 03:28 PM (bbXZq)

15 It needs to be said, McCain is one crafty old bastard.

He's taken Obama (the media, the democrats, the pundits, and , yes, Republicans) to school. It's been exceedingly gratifying.

Posted by: DelD at September 04, 2008 03:29 PM (e2nyP)

16 Know how the left whines that they all have cell phones and are not being counted in polls? For those of us who've dumped our televisions (I had to use all my will power to not run out and buy one) and rely on radio to hear the convention speeches, don't we get counted?

And I the only one dead tired? I just tried to take a nap other wise I won't make last to hear McCain.

Posted by: grc at September 04, 2008 03:31 PM (3h8sn)

17 Tushar - Little Miss Piper stole the show last night when she licked her hand and smoothed her baby brothers hair.
If Obambi is lucky he might hold his own with the Palin family dog, otherwise, he'd be toast if he had to debate Trig.
And, since the democrats and their enablers in the MSM are wasting soooo much time comparing Sarah to Obambi perhaps we should alter the debate format this year and have the democratic presidential nominee debate the GOP's VP.
And, just so Big Mac doesn't feel left out we'll let him debate Biden. Maybe Joe can explain his five deferments from military service during college. Memory serves that that was a major disqualifier for Dick Cheney.

Posted by: Murph at September 04, 2008 03:31 PM (Jp4vM)

18 Tushar: "He would be wise to aim lower, by saying he is smarter than Piper and Willow."

Yeah, but... is it true?

Heh. Ace paraphrased: "The One" beating "The Other".


Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 04, 2008 03:31 PM (sI5Ho)

19 My face hurts from laughing. The msm and sinestrosphere Obamabots made this happen. They are Wile E. Coyote. They're so fucked in the head they even thought their coordinated attack would make her drop out.

This is Rove's magnum opus.

Posted by: stace at September 04, 2008 03:32 PM (JO0c/)

20 Does anyone remember anything Obambi said?

McCain is running for Bush's third term

Obama is hope.

McCain = Bush

Obama is change we can believe in

McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time. (Bush voted in the Senate? Karl Rove strikes again)

The rest of The One's speech was bullshit.

Posted by: Reiver at September 04, 2008 03:32 PM (Yi1Sk)

21 ArrMatey, I watched Kinnock back in 1988, so I'd already seen it.

Posted by: David Ross at September 04, 2008 03:33 PM (GwV+j)

22 It never pays to misunderestimate your opponent, and the Dems do it every. damn. time.

Posted by: stace at September 04, 2008 03:36 PM (JO0c/)

23 Bitter Divorced Career Expert: Bitch Better Get Back in the Kitchen

"It's really hard to know where to compromise. Here's what I was doing when my kid was five months old: I was at home. Hating it. Telling myself that I was not cut out to be at home. I was sort of a columnist and sort of a mom and sort of a psychopath. Because having a five-month-old with special needs is very very hard. Not just learning to take care of the baby, but mentally coping.

Why is no one talking about this? The Republicans should dump Palin. She's got too much responsibility at home.

Don't tell me that this is not fair to women. Because you know what? People should have railed against John Edwards running for President when he had two young kids at home and a wife fighting cancer. Fine if she wants him to run for office while she fights the cancer. I get it. But I don't get how the President of the United States was going to have time to console two school age kids about their mom's death while leading the country. It's irresponsible."

Posted by: NL at September 04, 2008 03:41 PM (AQj/2)

24 I have studiously avoided both convention coverages but last night I was moth to candle - and damn glad I watched. I haven't had that much entertainment from adults in decades. President Reagan was probably they only other adult in the last 40 years to appear on TV. I might even watch McLame tonight... but then again...

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 04, 2008 03:45 PM (jDpso)

25 Obama said one thing I agree with in his speech, the bit about parents turning off the TV and making kids do homework and fathers taking responsibility for their children. Of course, it was couched between big nanny state government is gonna do everything else for you rhetoric.

And, Murph, as far as Obama holding his own against the Palin family dog, I wouldn't count on it. A friend of mine raised in Alaska told me that many people who have to carry groceries or raw meat from a hunt any distance at all use their dogs to distract the bears.

Posted by: mpur at September 04, 2008 03:47 PM (mpAYQ)

26 The Democrats are suffering from Palin Misunderestimation Syndrome.

Posted by: lmg at September 04, 2008 03:52 PM (qdnSd)

27 Oh man! Sarah must have Obama and his accolytes drinking Maalox right out of the bottle today. She really hit it out of the park.
McCain is a brilliant tactician. She's outstanding on every level.

Posted by: joyce at September 04, 2008 03:55 PM (4gHqM)

28 Yes, #25.....Obama SHOULD drop out of the race with those 2 little kids of his. He should be home raising them. A President has alot of responsibilites to deal with, when will he have time for his kids? Maybe he should run as VP instead....or go back to community organizing (whatever the hell that is)

Posted by: joyce at September 04, 2008 03:58 PM (4gHqM)

29 Don't forget...most of those people also saw Rudy cut Obama into little pieces, eat them and then shit them back out.

That boys and girls was a great night for Republicans.

Posted by: DrewM. at September 04, 2008 04:00 PM (hlYel)

30 A friend of mine raised in Alaska told me that many people who have to carry groceries or raw meat from a hunt any distance at all use their dogs to distract the bears.
Perhaps they could use Biden to distract the bears. Why lose a perfectly good dog when you have something totally useless to toss the bears - although I am sure PETA will scream about us feeding defenseless animals something that putrid.

Posted by: Murph at September 04, 2008 04:07 PM (Jp4vM)

31 What happens if Palin gets better numbers than McCain? Is that bad for us?

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at September 04, 2008 04:09 PM (YvLui)

32 Yeah, they taked about "The O" speech I remember all the quotes? er well, pit bulls don't wear lipstick.
Oh, I remember now, he spoke in a greek temple.
Yeah, and they had fireworks and it was free, sort of. Oh, yeah and there were a lot of people that didn't look like the guys on the dollar bills in the stands.

Posted by: kempermanx at September 04, 2008 04:10 PM (2+9Yx)

33 >>What happens if Palin gets better numbers than McCain? Is that bad for us?
I don't think so, Daryl. It will be all good.

Posted by: Tushar at September 04, 2008 04:14 PM (ZqHH5)

34 Remember: Obama's been at this for a year-and-a-half. Palin's had <i>one week.</I> I think m'lady will soon be dining on Roasted Ego smothered in Hubris of Neophyte.

Posted by: Jazz at September 04, 2008 04:15 PM (sUWlR)

35 What happens if Palin gets better numbers than McCain?
Uhh, I think she just did.
Really, seriously - I'm not interested in watching tonight.

Posted by: Entropy at September 04, 2008 04:21 PM (m6c4H)

36 Watching Rudy and especially Saracuda last night was medicine for the soul.
I loved the scorched earth approach - all done with a lot of smiles, humor, and facts.

Posted by: Nurse Cheri at September 04, 2008 04:23 PM (cz6lG)

37 Wow NL, you are so right. Women shouldn't take on any responsibility outside the home until their children are grown and they are past menopause. I so totally agree with you 110%!!!1!
Also men should be able to divorcewomen by saying "I divorce you" three times.

Posted by: klrtz1 at September 04, 2008 04:25 PM (HCNr7)

38 Palin will be a tough act for McCain to follow. The redmeat was last night. Tonight, I expect relentless forward-looking optimistic of-course-we-can reform rhetoric. Spiced with a hint of danger faced with resolve.

OT and without disrespect, I wondering how they are planning to finesse the traditional high-hands victory clasp. I don't guess I have ever appreciated just how busted up McCain is until I saw his awkward attempt at a hug last night.

Posted by: toby hussein 928 at September 04, 2008 04:39 PM (evdj2)

39 Yeah, the amazing thing is she's only been in the race one week. And both her televised speeches were crazy electric grand slams.
So while it would not be smart to get too carried away, I see nothing but upside over the next four weeks. And then, Oct 2 isBiden, IIRC.
Wow, this isexhilarating. We could be in for some amazing political theatre. Last night I watched CNN for a few minutes and they were all just totally blown away. Eventually, after about ten minutes, they recovered and started coming up with a few bogus negatives, but they were really weak and forced.
It was refreshing and extremely unusual to see Anderson Cooper, Campbell Brown and JohnKingact likeimpartial journalists.
It was also funny to see Wolf Blitzer trying to spin Harry Reid's "Shrill!" statement to possibly/hopefully mean Rudy and Mitt instead of Sarah. And then Dana Bash ended that fantasy, which caused major palpatations on the part of the female analysts on the panel.
It's probably not a good idea to have high-level male politicians calling a female opponent "shrill". I can imagine about 10 million undecided female voters hearingthat and getting extremely peeved.

Posted by: Dogstar at September 04, 2008 04:41 PM (6AcsH)

40 So she was down a million or so viewers as opposed to the Anointed One?
If she'd just had some styrofoam pillars she could have picked up another two million, maybe three million viewers tops. But who's counting?

Posted by: Michael J. Myers at September 04, 2008 04:43 PM (LZ3cP)

41 Also men should be able to divorcewomen by saying "I divorce you" three times.

Don't forget to throw dog poop on her shoes...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2008 04:45 PM (Ds4I5)

42 Um,

OF COURSE lots of people watched Sarah Palin. I watched her!

Why? She is a complete unknown who was just selected as our potential Vice President, that's why.

People who hated Obama already didn't need to tune in to reaffirm that. Nobody knows who the hell Sarah Palin is and we all were interested to find out who Saint McCain had chosen for us.

Turns out he chose a perky liar.

This should be obvious to all. We have had many opportunities to see Biden and Obama speak over the years. Palin? Not so much.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at September 04, 2008 04:57 PM (H5l9d)

43 We have had many opportunities to see Biden and Obama speak over the years.

To their sorrow, and ours.

Posted by: toby hussein 928 at September 04, 2008 05:01 PM (evdj2)

44 A friend of mine raised in Alaska told me that many people who have
to carry groceries or raw meat from a hunt any distance at all use
their dogs to distract the bears.

Smear peanut butter on an aerosol can of Pam then toss a few of these "Yogi treats" around the perimeter of the camp.. Boo Boo bites down and the can releases some pressure - don't worry it won't hurt lil Boo Boo - but it will scare the piss out of him.

*This works on black bears.. no idea how a grizzly would react ;D

Posted by: 13times at September 04, 2008 05:06 PM (fmyC2)

45 Hey, Seattle Stoupid is back.

Given up on the ol' global warming shtick, eh?

Perky liar? Nice of you to back that up with some, um, facts. But libs are never about facts. Just feelings.

I'll bet your feeling Sarah Palin's effect right up your ass about now.

Take it like a man, douchenozzle.

Posted by: MrDIe at September 04, 2008 05:47 PM (MrDIe)

46 Oh, my anus is sore from that douchenozzle!

Posted by: seattle slough at September 04, 2008 06:23 PM (ujg0T)

47 I see you're back with da facts, Jack.

Heh. What a maroon.

Posted by: MrDIe at September 04, 2008 06:26 PM (MrDIe)

48 Mom and Dad must be out of town and SS is finally allowed back online. Good to hear ya' man. How's tenth grade ?

Posted by: aubrey at September 04, 2008 06:27 PM (q/Z0+)

49 Ouch. Bitten by the sockpuppet.

Posted by: MrDIe at September 04, 2008 06:28 PM (MrDIe)

50 Mora liasson and Mort Kopndrake kept repeating that someone wrote her speech last night. I guess Bret Hume finally tired of it and asked them directly why they kept repeating that when they did not do the same for Obama's speech! Much stuttering and nonsense answers. Of course they stopped it after that, being exposed for the fools they are. Thank God for Brit Hume, and Sarah Palin!

Posted by: richard at September 04, 2008 07:08 PM (Ev5XE)

51 Did someone order poop throwing against the wall? Then what's SS doing here?

Posted by: Bel Aire at September 04, 2008 07:09 PM (ocHBO)

52 richard,
Actually it was Nina Eason (sp, from the Boston Globe I think), not ML. The best part: Nina was steaming! She couldn't believe that Brit accused her of sexism! It was truly hilarious.

Posted by: Bel Aire at September 04, 2008 07:11 PM (ocHBO)

53 You know what's really funny... The Obamanation had, what was it, 10 networks covering his speech and garnered only 38.whatever million viewers. Our Baracuda had 4 networks coverher speechand still got 37.whatever million viewers.

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