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Does John Edwards Require Sex-Education Classes at an Adult Learning Annex?

Since fat-ass Roland Martin (who played "ReRun" on What's Happening) wants to have a debate on abstinence and sex-ed teaching, let's see what blessed wonders such teaching may have worked for 50-year-old adult, former Senator, and one time Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards.

Jawbone writes:

Remind me again what kind of sex ed John Edwards had? Did he have that Abstinence Sex Ed or the Contraceptive one? And why didn't it stop him from having a [love baby] out of wedlock, wait a minute, he was married...well that's a little different I guess.

Another commenter notes that Roland Martin makes a great point about unprotected sex and STD transmission... and reminds us that Bill Clinton was not apparently employing a jimmy-hat, else his genetic material would not have wound up splattered on Monica Lewinsky's blue dress like a DNA broach.

Roland? Do you believe we need some mandatory sex-education classes for sitting Democratic Senators and Presidents? Because they don't seem to have all the "information" they need.


Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM



Comments

1 But the Roland Martin types are the first ones to jump all over Bill Cosby when Cosby makes similar suggestions to the black youths in America.

Posted by: Bart at September 03, 2008 04:12 PM (3wdXX)

2

We really need to know if Campbell Brown is having sexual relations with Roland Martin.

We can only be so sure about how she can go about her job if we know what kind of sex she is having right now. She might not be doing her jbo well if she's having too much sex.

I think we, as a nation, should regulate how much action how coochie sees. It's of vital importance to our country that she only have so much sex.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at September 03, 2008 04:12 PM (sf4Oe)

3 Fuck, Ace, you're sharper than Google Chrome's fine lines.

Posted by: Christoph at September 03, 2008 04:12 PM (hawOV)

4 Letting Satan dork you in the squeakhole is not a career stopper for these people, au contraire, it is necessary for cred.

Posted by: mbruce at September 03, 2008 04:13 PM (h/5U0)

5 And come to think of it, Michelle Obama has offered no proof that she's the mom of her two girls, or that they weren't the inadvertent born alive mongoloid offspring of a failed partial birth abortion, or perhaps the result of incest she committed with another family member.  I mean, that young one's eyes are pretty funky.

And how can that bitch abandon her kids to serve as first lady if her husband is elected?  Aren't her semi-retarded mixed breed status trophies only going to wind up pregnant and living in one of Tony Rezko's crack dens?

Where's the fucking proof, Michelle?  I am hereby calling you a fucking liar until you set the record straight.

Posted by: Just asking questions at September 03, 2008 04:17 PM (EQYOq)

6 Im sorry, Im beginning to believe we all have been duped.  The MSM is a man behind the curtain behind the man behind the curtain.  Stay with me on this:  there is absolutely no way logical thinking people actually behave this way. It is my theory that the MSM are actually conservatives acting like nutroots in order destroy obama.








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Posted by: RiteWingFascist at September 03, 2008 04:19 PM (1hSHv)

7 You know, as funny as it is to consider if Obama's kids were given this treatment, we'd all be just as pissed off if Fred Thomson and Laura Ingram were asking these questions of them as we are at the dems.

If any major Republican or journalist treated Michelle, Hillary, Chelsea, or Obama's kids the way Palin's family has been treated, they would be kicked out of the GOP or their job very quickly, and everyone would condemn them.

Sarah Palin doesn't get basic respect because, like Clarence Thomas, she's supposed to be a democrat demographically.

Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 04:23 PM (8jYMc)

8

You lost me, Ace. When a Donk senator knocks up a young woman, don't they usually send them Touring With Ted? What more do they need to know about birth control than Teddie's number and how to twist open the Dewar's?

This steams me to no end. They're right up the ass of a woman who's dealing with an out-of-wedlock pregnancy not a week after that slobbering send-off of their senator, who just drowns these women.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 03, 2008 04:30 PM (rplL3)

9 Here is my posted response to "Roland" :  Wonder who Roland supports in this election? Judging by his logic...Obama. How does supporting abstinence only sex education in schools lead one to conclude that is all Bristol was taught regarding sex ? She has parents to guide her. How do we know Bristol was not using  protection?It does fail. If you want your kids taught about sex by some stranger, fine. But don't dump on people who don't and do not Use a teenage girl, as a pretext in making a point, to make a political attack.

Posted by: ricky at September 03, 2008 04:32 PM (Yw+fl)

10

Obama actually has a fighting chance against a 17 year old girl.  Put him up against Palin on any issue and it is a first round knock out.

On a scale from 1-10 (10 being best) here is how the candidates stack up on experience

10. Reagan (used as a benchmark)

9. Palin

8.

7. McCain

6.

5.

4. Biden

3.

2. Hilton/Spears

1. Obama

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