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| Obama Spokesman/Part-Time CNN "Analyst:" Bristol Palin Must Not Be Cynically Used as a Political Weapon By ConservativesRoland Martin is much like a Cedric the Entertainer -- fat, ridiculous, and "sassy" -- but without the wit and talent to land a job on broadcast TV. And unlike Cedric, the pose as a dimwit is, unfortunately, not a pose. It didn't take Republicans long -- and even some Democrats -- to try to dissuade the media from focusing on the news that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is five months pregnant and plans on marrying the father. Aides to Sen. John McCain quickly took to the airwaves to deplore any conversation regarding Bristol Palin, saying the issue is private. Even Sen. Barack Obama made it clear that the children of candidates are off-limits. But of course, that didn't keep some folks from trying to score political points. "This is the pro-life choice. The fact that people will criticize her for this shows the astounding extent to which the secular critics of the pro-life movement just don't get it," Richard Land, president of the Southern Baptist Convention's Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, told David Brody of the Christian Broadcast Network. "Those who criticize the Palin family don't understand that we don't see babies as a punishment but as a blessing." Now, for everyone on the left and the right, please, shut up for a moment and consider the broader issue here. We have a crisis in America and Bristol Palin exemplifies that. She's an unwed teenager who is now pregnant, forced to raise a child far too soon. She is a teenager who chose to have pre-marital sex, which I thought many of these same evangelicals deplored based on biblical reasons. She is a teenager who had unprotected sex, and should thank the Lord that the young man she was with didn't have a sexually transmitted disease. According to The National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy, 46.8 percent of all high school students say they have had sex, which is a decrease from 54 percent. That's the good news. But we shouldn't be satisfied with almost half of our children making the decision to have sex. Many of them are doing so without any protection, and we have seen an explosion of STDs among teens in the country. In fact, Alaska has one of the highest rates of sexually transmitted diseases among teens. It's worthy to examine the issue because Gov. Palin said in 2006 that she was dead set against any federal funding for sex education, but was an avid supporter of abstinence-only funding. But it's clear that abstinence-only didn't work in her own household. So, should she and her supporters re-examine their position?I'm glad no one is trying to score political points, Roland. How's Obama's ass taste, bitch? I bet it tastes like rainbows. Thanks to Slublog. Note Well: Roland Martin is, like Jann Wenner at Us, a huge Obama supporter. Isn't it funny that they're ignoring Obama's supposed call to lay off Bristol? It's almost as if they didn't think he was serious about that or somethin'. Response from "Roland Martin:" Listen up Mr. Fancy Pajamas Blogger Man I'll have you know that Obama's ass tastes like Godiva Chocolate, his balls taste like marshmallows and his penis tastes like rainbow sherbet. Not a rainbow itself, rainbow sherbet, an actual rainbow doesn't taste like anything. God you're an idiot. Next time you go running your mouth why don't you at least get your facts right.Does John Edwards Require Sex-Education Classes at an Adult Learning Annex? Jawbone writes: Remind me again what kind of sex ed John Edwards had? Did he have that Abstinence Sex Ed or the Contraceptive one? And why didn't it stop him from having a [love baby] out of wedlock, wait a minute, he was married...well that's a little different I guess. Comments1
Still, it's refreshing to know that the Right are the scolds.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at September 03, 2008 03:20 PM (TXp3z) 2
Was he there to check if there was a condom or a pill being used?
That shit doesn't work all the time. Who the FUCK is this ASSHOLE to talk about what kind of sex a teenager is having? FUCK FUCK FUCK I AM SO TIRED OF THIS. Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 03:21 PM (8jYMc) 3
Mmmm...rainbows....
Posted by: Homer at September 03, 2008 03:23 PM (qVLLg) 4
It's true that Monica was not using a condom (since she got semen on her dress). Thank God Bill didn't have an STD! Hell, Monica was 19 when she was had premarital sex with Bill Clinton.
But we needed to moveon.org Thank God Rielle Hunter and John Edwards didn't have STDs!!!! Thank God all the kids Barney Frank was fucking didn't get STDs!!!! Can you imagine if someone brought that up on MSNBC? They'd be fired on the spot. Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 03:24 PM (8jYMc) 5
Let me make sure I understand this: the media can use this issue to beat Palin to death but if she tries to turn it against them, well, that's just dirty pool.
Have I got this about right? Posted by: ECM at September 03, 2008 03:26 PM (q3V+C) 6
Of course, you know what he is implying here. How many teenagers get STDs from their first sexual experience? He is saying that Bristol is a redneck whore and her boyfriend has been banging other redneck whores, so of course they were Engaging In Risky Behavior. Why hell, Levi's probably been fucking goats and moose, you know how crazy thos Alaskans are with those long winters. How long before Princess Milky Loads demands to see results of their HPV/herpes/syphilis tests? Posted by: rockmom at September 03, 2008 03:28 PM (iZqUY) 7
"Now, for everyone on the left and the right, please, shut up for a moment and consider the broader issue here."
The broader issue for him being that there is a potentially huge threat to Obama being elected. I have read a number of his shitty Obama campaign pieces articles for CNN.com, and in the past they always noted how he was studying for a Master's degree. I didn't see that now in the little disclaimer (which sadly lacks a note about his rainbow-loving position, though Chicago host should clue you in). Maybe he dropped out of the Master's program in order to devote more time to rimming Obama's ass? Posted by: Wineball2000 at September 03, 2008 03:29 PM (7q2Ah) 8
One point that the frothing media seem to continually miss is that the age of consent in Alaska is 16. She's as fully within her rights to have sex with whoever she pleases whenever she pleases as someone who is 18, 21, or 30. She may not be able to vote (1
That, and the "five children, one of whom is shipping out to Iraq" meme, are getting really annoying. I'd like to start seeing "Sarah Palin's household has three children and two young adults." Posted by: cthulhu at September 03, 2008 03:29 PM (yDRXW) 9
has anyone else noticed that it was Sen. McCain and SARAH PALIN, and Sens. Obama and Biden? Mrs. Palin is a GOVERNOR! call her Gov. Palin if you insist on identifying the positions of the other people in the race. I've noticed this in many media outlets, an incongrous attempt to minimize her current position, but one many probably don't notice. Just another way the deciders are shaping the discussion. Posted by: todler at September 03, 2008 03:30 PM (fPOY0) 10
There are so many lies in this shit it's almost too boring to refute them all.
Facts: Palin actually supported contraception education Wasilla High School has a standard sex ed curriculum, including contraceptive crap The MSM is a bunch of moose-humping turds in vaguely human form Posted by: someone at September 03, 2008 03:31 PM (2z2WN) Posted by: Monica's Blue Dress at September 03, 2008 03:31 PM (EbR5o) 12
Ummmm ... What about Option C? They wanted to get married and she wanted to get pregnant? I mean, fuck1, two people fall in love, decide they want to be with each other, start a family - both people happen to live in North Fuck1all, Alaska and are old enough to either vote or decide to have an abortion without consent from a parent. The Left and that suddenly-deranged fuck-wit Jeralyn Merritt seem to have missed that option. Which is more a reflection on the Left and their view of family and commitment than anything else. Maybe Jeralyn has a reason to be such a sour-puss about young love, my guess is the new cat she bought isn't fitting in so well with her other eleven. 1 - doing my part to keep the AoS pottymouth rankings intact. Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 03, 2008 03:31 PM (NnAGL) 13
So ... is it legitimate to ask if the father of obnoxious CNN reporter, Campbell Brown, is a felon, having ripped off Louisiana citizens, committed insurance and mail fraud, and been found guilty of conspiracy ??
Posted by: Neo at September 03, 2008 03:32 PM (Yozw9) 14
cthulu, don't you know that all soldiers are basically victims babies who don't know what they are getting into? No mature person would ever put country first.
"He's just a baby!" is such a common slur against fallen vets. Casey Sheehan is probably the most slurred man I know of. Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 03:33 PM (8jYMc) 15
Roland Martin is Oliver Willis' long lost brother.
btw, he just got his own gig at CNN (Cocksucker News Network) on Saturdays. Roland will be there with fellow dooshbag and cocksucker, Rick Sanchez. CNN is taking a cue from MSNBC and moving (further) to the Left. Posted by: Bart at September 03, 2008 03:34 PM (3wdXX) 16
We have a crisis in America and Bristol Palin exemplifies that. She's an unwed teenager who is now pregnant, forced to raise a child far too soon. Uh, douchebag: Teen pregnancy rates are down. Way down over the past two decades. So, perhaps that abstinence thingy does work. Actual inconvenient truth #4,339,012. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 03, 2008 03:37 PM (B+qrE) 17
Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 03:33 PM (8jYMc)
Yeah, and it pissed me off then, too. I suppose it is part and parcel of the left's obsession with making everyone an infant, unable to survive without government coddling. Posted by: cthulhu at September 03, 2008 03:39 PM (yDRXW) 18
And I don't think the "crisis" is 17 and 18 year olds who get pregnant and then get married. It's the babies who grow up without fathers, and the single mothers who are effed for life.
Posted by: buzz at September 03, 2008 03:41 PM (kwhut) 19
Listen up Mr. Fancy Pajamas Blogger Man I'll have you know that Obama's ass tastes like Godiva Chocolate, his balls taste like marshmallows and his penis tastes like rainbow sherbet. Not a rainbow itself, rainbow sherbet, an actual rainbow doesn't taste like anything. God you're an idiot. Next time you go running your mouth why don't you at least get your facts right.
Posted by: Roland Martin at September 03, 2008 03:42 PM (uw1/g) 20
We have a teenage pregnancy problem, we need to stop telling teenagers not to have sex. We have earthquakes too and buildings still fall down, I think we should do away with these building codes as they are obviously not working.
Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2008 03:43 PM (7rbe9) 21
Isn't it funny that they're ignoring Obama's supposed call to lay off Bristol? It's almost as if they didn't think he was serious about that or somethin'.
It's almost as though Obama has no ability to influence anyone about anything. I guess we should add "Completely Ineffective Leader" to his list of qualifications. Posted by: Phinn at September 03, 2008 03:49 PM (NLtoU) 22
So ... is it legitimate to ask if the father of obnoxious CNN reporter, Campbell Brown, is a felon, having ripped off Louisiana citizens, committed insurance and mail fraud, and been found guilty of conspiracy ?? We have a public corruption crisis in America and Campbell Brown's daddy exemplifies that. Posted by: PR at September 03, 2008 03:49 PM (k7SeR) 23
Remind me again what kind of sex ed John Edwards had? Did he have that Abstinence Sex Ed or the Contraceptive one? And why didn't it stop him from having a bastard loving bundle out of wedlock, wait a minute, he was married...well that's a little different I guess.
Posted by: Jawbone at September 03, 2008 03:50 PM (JalPh) 24
They're just jealous because they aren't getting any from anyone. All they can do is dream of sucking teh cock of Satan or oBambi.
Posted by: mbruce at September 03, 2008 03:50 PM (h/5U0) 25
I haven't seen the "reality-based community" this worked up since they were waiting for the "Fitzmas" that never came.
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 03, 2008 03:51 PM (j02xJ) 26
But it's clear that abstinence-only didn't work in her own household. So, should she and her supporters re-examine their position? First off Roland, how in the hell do you know what kind of sex education Bristol Palin got at home? Is there an editor at CNN or is just guessing about unknowable personal details of peoples personal lives now ok? Second, So the standard now is that the government should only enact programs that have a 100% success rate. I'll keep that in mind you fucking retard. Posted by: Big E at September 03, 2008 03:55 PM (uw1/g) 27
Let me make sure I understand this: the media can use this issue to beat Palin to death but if she tries to turn it against them, well, that's just dirty pool. Yes that's exactly how it works - up is down and down is up. The narrative never to be challenged is that republicans are evil smear merchants and the democrats are always victims. Any evidence to the contrary will be ignored. Posted by: adk46er at September 03, 2008 04:00 PM (P0G7O) 28
Isn't it funny that they're ignoring Obama's supposed call to lay off Bristol? Yea, Amazing very similar to Russian troops not listening to Putin’s acceptance of a ceasefire in Georgia. Posted by: Paladin at September 03, 2008 04:02 PM (bWB5j) 29
First off Roland, how in the hell do you know what kind of sex education Bristol Palin got at home? Is there an editor at CNN or is just guessing about unknowable personal details of peoples personal lives now ok? There is an editor at CNN who's actually in charge of guessing about unknowable details of people's personal lives. It's a union thing. You're not allowed to do it. Posted by: Entropy at September 03, 2008 04:04 PM (m6c4H) 30
I just hated these idiots before, now it's getting to be so goddamn nasty and personal that I want to kick their asses. Filthy liberal pigs. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at September 03, 2008 04:05 PM (sf4Oe) 31
She's an unwed teenager who is now pregnant, forced to raise a child far too soon. Forced? So when you have the baby you're FORCED. When you kill your baby, it's a choice. Is that right? Oh, and apparently this dickhole was right there at the moment of conception since he knows whether or not contraceptives were used. Also? He was sitting at the kitchen table for the birds and the bees talk and knows only abstinence was taught. Filthy fucking liar. Can we dig up some shit on these people now? I mean, like every fucking one of them who spreads this filth. I want to cast every embarrassing detail about them into the public eye.
Posted by: Warden at September 03, 2008 04:07 PM (QoR4a) 32
Abstinence doesn't promote sex without birth control, it promotes birth control without sex, for people who don't want babies. That's why it gives liberals STD's (spasms of terror and dismay) Posted by: luvalaska at September 03, 2008 04:10 PM (voqEX) 33
I think Mr. Roland Martin is a racist. Bristol Palin's father is part Inuit. Martin is clearly suggesting that all native American girls are sex-crazed whores spreading gonorrhea throughout the nation.
Posted by: rockmom at September 03, 2008 04:10 PM (iZqUY) 34
"But it's clear that abstinence-only didn't work in her own household. So, should she and her supporters re-examine their position?" That's some faulty logic right there. If we are talking about the issue of what should be taught in schools, then let's talk about what is taught in Alaska schools, not what is taught in Palin's home. Does Mr. Cedric the Entertainer know what is taught in the schools that Bristol attended? Posted by: Mike S at September 03, 2008 04:11 PM (/4imY) 35
Problem there, Warden #31, is that being a cock-sucking dickwad with a rap sheet is a good thing in their book. Mr Franks didn't lose any cred with them, did he?
Posted by: mbruce at September 03, 2008 04:11 PM (h/5U0) 36
That's true, mbruce. In their book, how you vote is the sole determinate of your character. Posted by: Warden at September 03, 2008 04:13 PM (QoR4a) Posted by: that guy that shouts enfuego! at September 03, 2008 04:15 PM (evdj2) 38
You can show your support for Sarah Palin here. RWS started a website with the express purpose of having people write letters of support for the Governor which will be directly forwarded to her.
Posted by: Nice Deb at September 03, 2008 04:24 PM (4b22F) 39
Spot the difference.
Unplanned pregnancy. Unwanted pregnancy. In the land of make believe, everything you didn't plan to address is something they can teach you in public school. EVERYTHING. Except bullets. Still nothing to stop them. Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 03, 2008 04:29 PM (AHrTm) 40
I think Phinn nails it:
Isn't it funny that they're ignoring Obama's supposed call to lay off Bristol? It's almost as if they didn't think he was serious about that or somethin'. It's almost as though Obama has no ability to influence anyone about anything. As the gang at Fark.com says: THIS. Obama is weak. He's Jimmy Carter with a built-in suntan and even less character. And for all the Germans may like him, I think the world's nasties will treat him with contempt. Imagine the first time some Arabic newspaper runs a ``jungle bunny'' style cartoon about him, the way they do for Condoleezza Rice. What will he do? What will the cheerleading pressies do? And from there it will only get worse. Posted by: Annalucia at September 03, 2008 04:34 PM (OMiLl) 41
Roland Martin is just another blowhart who thinks because he can say something that the world must listen and obey.
He's a juvenile writer and a filthy vagabond. Palin and her family are beautiful and I can't wait until she gets in office with Senator McCain. God bless them and God bless America!! Can't WAIT for November!! YEEHAW!!!!! Posted by: Whoooot at September 03, 2008 05:03 PM (vt8OU) 42
She is a teenager who had unprotected sex, and should thank the Lord that the young man she was with didn't have a sexually transmitted disease. It's okay, I doubt Bristol knows Andrew Sullivan. Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2008 05:16 PM (qKkaY) Posted by: km at September 03, 2008 05:57 PM (mrk0R) Posted by: Chechnyan Merc at September 03, 2008 06:45 PM (zAvxs) 45
I seriously doubt that young Bristol was taught 'abstinence only' in school. I'd like to present the theory that her sex education class taught her how to put a condom on a cucumber and that's where she got her ideas about sex. Along with the rest of the serious studies regarding oral vs. intercourse, etc. ad nauseum. Furthermore, I'm sure if we dig a little bit, we'll find she had plenty of opportunities to abort her child if she had chosen to do so. And her parents most likely would not have to have been informed. And yet, she refused. What went wrong? I think this pregnancy shows the abject total failure of traditional left-wing sex education to prevent pregnancy. And I think we need to put the responsibility where it belongs!
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