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Bull-Moose: Thursday is the Cut-Off For Contributions to McCain-Palin...

Takes a lot of money to equal Bambi's in-kind donations from the media.

Heh: More scandals on the way!

There is solid evidence that Sarah Palin may have been fully naked (aka nude) at certain times during her term as Governor, may have worn scandalous lingerie at other points, and may have even engaged in wild sex acts in private that would be positively scandalous in public. Although the full details are still unavailable, it's come to light that Sarah Palin repeatedly exploited a blue-collar Eskimo worker for her own private amusement in the bedroom, and that she had sex with him on at least four separate occasions. It's also well-known in Alaska that Sarah Palin got pregnant by a young snowmobile racer (see photo at right). (The snowmobiler openly admits he is the father of Palin's child. Palin claims her husband "Todd" is the father.)

Posted by: Ace at 01:56 AM



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1 Ace'

don't know if you saw this

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Levi Johnston's mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska this morning to join the Palin family at the convention where Sen. John McCain will officially receive the Republican nomination for president. The boy's mother, Sherry Johnston, said there had been no pressure put on her son to marry 17-year-old Bristol Palin and the two teens had made plans to wed before it was known she was pregnant.

"This is just a bonus," Johnston said


http://www.adn.com/palin/story/513880.html

Posted by: topsecretk9 at September 03, 2008 02:01 AM (81eVm)

2 In other news...

Barack Obama shits ice cream.

Posted by: Bart Scandalicious Reporter McBush at September 03, 2008 02:04 AM (eGRG+)

3 TSK9,

I saw it, but I don't know... I don't want to accept every statement the Palins and Johnston make at face value, either. Whether they previously planned to marry or not, I don't know; whether there are pressures to marry, I don't know.  You know?


Posted by: ace at September 03, 2008 02:12 AM (1WR4H)

4 What's the latest on the scandal outing of Gov Palin's SS# and telephone#?

Of course she was asking for it and it was fair game, telling people she had a telephone and was an American citizen, and all. Yeah, she pretty much invited that upon herself.

Posted by: Bart Scandalicious Hussein McBush at September 03, 2008 02:14 AM (eGRG+)

5 It's a scandal I know but Sarah Palin makes my taco pop.

Posted by: Rocks at September 03, 2008 02:22 AM (7rbe9)

6

Mark Shields has been retained as the official wedding planner.

Those childless bachelors just have such a knack for planning shindigs and picking just the right curtains to go with that classy wallpaper.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 03, 2008 02:33 AM (wgLRl)

7 If Levi had been on stage with the family at the Dayton announcement, they could have announced their daughter's engagement at the same time as the anniversary and the birthday and the media would have had this giant WTF? all over their faces.

It would be fun, if perhaps not politic, to see Bristol Palin get up at the convention and refer to "the media scum". 

If someone blew up the NYT building, I could only hope that the individuals involved could find a nice tenured position at some university a few years hence...



Posted by: mrkwong at September 03, 2008 02:34 AM (G8Eo0)

8 ace, tsk9, the guy's myspace (which I loathe to discuss and am probably an asshole to bring up) makes him seem like a normal guy that age: someone who is having fun and not interested in marriage or children.

It's not really any of my business what this man is doing to handle having a kid, though it seems like he's doing what he thinks is right.  But I would think he's under tremendous pressure at this point to get married.  If not from Mr. and Mrs. and Bristol Palin, then from the media and the nation.

Thanks for the donation reminder.  The word needs to get out on that one.

and the 'at least 4 occasions' of sex rather than 5 occasions was a hilarious fucking joke.

Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 02:35 AM (8jYMc)

9

McCain and Palin need to publically demonize the press.  Americans hate the press.  They always rate at the bottom on the "institutional respect" surveys (the US military is always at the top).  In Palin's speech, she needs to lay into the press with both barrels.  Name names - Us, Sullivan, Shields, Blitzer, Brokaw and so on.  Say something like "an institution that would attempt to destroy a family for sport and to further the cause of their favored candidate, a continuation of what they did to Hillary Clinton in the primaries".  Build on this theme.  Don't implicate Obama or his campaign, just focus on the press.  Sneer at beltway elites that blew through 100K of daddy's money to sit at Columbia for four years while the rest of us worked part time and went to state college.  Ridicule Manhattan cocktail parties and inflated self importance.  Describe how they do even bother to hide the bias anymore.

The media will be pissed, but it will work.  America hates them.

Posted by: Jeff C. at September 03, 2008 02:39 AM (qQ/ax)

10 Shill,
I don't take you to be funny.
You seem like a whore to me.
Fuck off.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 03, 2008 02:40 AM (14k+t)

11 Is this the stupidest thing you ever saw? This is how some grown-ups spend their time -- by making very lowbrow silly videos about politicians. It's on par with the Daily Show's level of humor, though.



I could only get through the first minute.

Posted by: Bart at September 03, 2008 02:46 AM (eGRG+)

12 If you give to the McCain Victory Fund, there's no cutoff -- it's shared with the RNC and several key state committees, who don't have to stick to the public limits.

Posted by: someone at September 03, 2008 02:55 AM (2z2WN)

13 Nom de Blog, shill is 5x the girl you could ever be, and twice the man. You're an intellectually dishonest fool as you've proved on other threads, often in debates with shill.

Posted by: Christoph at September 03, 2008 02:56 AM (hawOV)

14

Nom de Blog, shill is 5x the girl you could ever be, and twice the man. You're an intellectually dishonest fool as you've proved on other threads, often in debates with shill.

Plus we like whores.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 03, 2008 03:01 AM (N/Dcu)

15

ace, tsk9, the guy's myspace (which I loathe to discuss and am probably an asshole to bring up) makes him seem like a normal guy that age: someone who is having fun and not interested in marriage or children.

Are you saying his myspace page is still up?

<shakes head in bewilderment at today's youth>

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 03, 2008 03:04 AM (N/Dcu)

16 Maetenloch, it's down now, but preserved by DU et. al.  He used the F word a few times, but really, he's just a normal dude.

Nom, I'm not sure why I've pissed off a few folks on this board.  I've been here for years (I do change my nick when I forget what I called myself) and have never had a problem until I had an argument with one dude about Romney.  I was pretty rude to him, but I was justified and left it in that thread because I'm not a troll and it's not important.  Someone else did tell me my posts run on too long, so I've cut down the length.

I'm not trying to be an asshole, and I'm not going to waste life wondering what you're upset about.  If I've pissed you off,  let me know what your problem is.  If I'm wrong, I'll own my mistake.   I don't mind if you think my opinions are lame.  Tell me you think they are  lame, and I'll tell you your opinions suck (if they do), but that's not sufficient reason for me to hate someone's guts.  No reason to channel Andrew Sullivan and hold a secret weird grudge.  And that goes for anyone else who is pissed at me.  If you're just trolling me, then... good job.

Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 03:17 AM (8jYMc)

17 Well handled, shill.

I'm not a fan of nom de blog after some blatant and extended intellectual dishonest and/or outright stupidity after a debate on a thread once, and his bringing it up on others as if he'd outright won the thing, when his position was increasingly exposed to be nonsense. However, I'm far more abrasive than you and I assume he has good qualities and is right on many issues. And we don't all always agree.

My words were perhaps overharsh as is not unlike me, but in this case, his words were likewise and, I felt, unwarranted.

Posted by: Christoph at September 03, 2008 03:29 AM (hawOV)

18 Thanks, Christoph, I do appreciate you sticking up for me.  I don't get the point of these comment sections if every disagreement is a lifelong war. 

Posted by: Shill at September 03, 2008 03:37 AM (8jYMc)

19 I know this is shallow, but I just picked up the WSJ this morning and looked at the pic on the front....

dayumn, Mr. Palin is =hot=.

Come to think of it, I think he looks a bit like my husband (the one on the left. the one on the right is my cousin.)

Posted by: meep at September 03, 2008 06:39 AM (7uTCa)

20 And here's my husband as the unabomber

Jeez, now I'm thinking how my man is so hot. It's too early in the morning for this.

I'm not sure the Palins, as a couple in the news, are good for the national blood pressure. Whoa.

Posted by: meep at September 03, 2008 06:45 AM (7uTCa)

21

I maxed out the day he announced Sarah, and I think all you assholes are COCKSUCKERS if you don't do the same.

Because anyone this early in the morning without a valu rite coffee is a COCKSUCKER.

Take that DU, you cocksuckers don't have a chance in this cocksucker competition.

Now, we know you have won the sucker of cocks competition, except for "Tom" we're not competing.

Posted by: kempermanx at September 03, 2008 09:32 AM (2+9Yx)

22 Of course there will be more scandals- the taint licking, used diaper chewing left are in full on panic mode.

They've already fucked up a 17 year old's life, and these fuckfaced little asswipes are just getting started- with the full complicity of the bulbous foreheaded, dung swallowing, curdled spooge gargling media. Fuck these bentdick assmunch twats- may they roast an eon or so in hell. Filthy hobo fucking bonesmokers, the whole maggoty bunch.

Ah, that felt good. Hope it helps with the curse numbers.

Posted by: hey, wada minnit at September 03, 2008 09:58 AM (ez7V0)

23

Right with you, kemp. My stay-at-home wife made "her" contribution this morning, so we're Maxed Out For McCain/Palin(tm).

Still hard to believe my progression from: I won't vote for that cocksucker or  or send him money to ... well maybe I'll vote for the cocksucker but no way I'm sending him money to ... I still don't like the cocksucker but I'll spend $2,300 to go spend a little time with him and Bush 41 in Kennebunkport to ... Palin rocks! - I should stop being a cocksucker and get the wife to sign off on the other $2,300.

Posted by: Andy at September 03, 2008 10:11 AM (C3mTI)

24

In all seriousness:  is the Thursday deadline by Thursday or through Thursday?

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at September 03, 2008 10:14 AM (W54Uh)

25 Yes, I need to know. I gotta scrape the money together.

Posted by: meep at September 03, 2008 10:26 AM (5j3FI)

26 Dammit, I was about to buy a new kayak, but these wankers must be stopped.

Kayak money to Palin/McCain 08.  Oddly appropriate.

Posted by: toby hussein 928 at September 03, 2008 10:29 AM (evdj2)

27 Rock on Andy!

Posted by: Kempermanx at September 03, 2008 10:34 AM (qvT/A)

28 My $100 contribution was the first political contribution I've made in 20 years. And I did it while almost tapped out, sitting in a hotel room in Dallas, hoping that I'd have enough $ in the bank to buy a plane ticket home. Ended up going overdrawn this week, I'm pulling change out of my change drawer to put gas in the car until payday.

I'm just one pink slip away from changing status from hobo-hunter to prey. If I can find enough $ to send some to the campaign, the rest of you morons can fucking step up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2008 11:25 AM (Ds4I5)

29 I don't want to accept every statement the Palins and Johnston make at face value, either.

Ace, they're not cynics residing in NYC, DC or LA.

They're real people. If Levi's mom says they where planning on marriage, I have no reason to believe she's being deceitful. Besides, if Bristol is 5 months along, I'm guessing the topic of "marriage" has come up.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 03, 2008 12:39 PM (1hM1d)

30 Governor Plain in scandalous lingerie? Worthless without pics.

Posted by: SGT Dan at September 03, 2008 12:56 PM (vXCER)

31 That isn't serious is it????

YEESH!! These guys are so desperate its not funny. Lefties go home!! Nobody believes you!!

Oops, I forgot, their ears are clogged with hate.

Poor OB... all he has are desperate people who only want a Dem in the office... not a President.

Go McCain and Palin!!! YEE HAW!!

Posted by: Whoooot at September 03, 2008 05:45 PM (vt8OU)

32 Saw the supposed picture of Palin nude.... Its a nude pic of Julia Louis Dreyfus. Poor woman.... evil, evil creeps and perverts trying to push that smut around.

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