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Funny: Noonan on MSM's "Fatuous Suck-Upping"

The funnier stuff is at the end, though, as she describes the Michelle Obama/Al Gore World the Dems live in.

Posted by: Ace at 04:28 PM



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1 F'n high-LAR-ious.

Noonan kind of sounds like Joan Rivers, only a lot more intelligent.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2008 04:30 PM (FO+YO)

2 I love the way Andrea Mitchell attempts to inject one of her lemon-sucking comments in, and Noonan just rolls over her.

Posted by: Scout at August 29, 2008 04:36 PM (h/4DY)

3 Oh, that bim to Peggy's right is Andrea ? Huh. I did not know that, as I never watch this crap on TV.

I must say, Andrea is every bit the dewy beauty I have been reading about here on this site.

Posted by: Carl in N.H. at August 29, 2008 04:39 PM (oKRdw)

4 I have never seen that side of Noonan.  Bowling ball!!!!!

Posted by: ReallyOldGuy at August 29, 2008 04:40 PM (6wpD4)

5 Technically, I think the proper term is up-sucking, but still, well done. 

Posted by: Phinn at August 29, 2008 04:40 PM (NLtoU)

6 That was fucking brilliant.  Noonan for Press Secretary.

Posted by: Justin at August 29, 2008 04:40 PM (iH1PP)

7 I haven't laughed along with a guy laughing this much in ages. A little pointer: there's a lot of moments like this on Dennis Miller's radio show. Give it a listen.

Posted by: EnochF at August 29, 2008 04:41 PM (VXm6y)

8 Brilliant. And on MSNBC no less. Can't believe she didn't get the hook!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2008 04:46 PM (zpaDL)

9 Exploding Feet!

K

Posted by: Kestrel at August 29, 2008 04:46 PM (gBnKJ)

10 That was excellent. Noonan was clearly having a ball with this. I don't think I've seen her display that much genuine pleasure on-air, and that goes for Scarborough too, this year.

As to Scout's observation - also excellent. Full-time Donk hack and part-time journalist/warm-body-with-a-pulse Mitchell wanted to interject some damage control for Team Obama, and Noonan was having none of it. Noonan would have displayed more concern swatting away a passing mosquito compared to her recognition of Mitchell's "insights."

MSNBC is no longer a news channel, it's an O(bama)-ring circus with token conservatives showing up the "talent."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 29, 2008 04:54 PM (sI5Ho)

11 Can't believe she didn't get the hook!

Oh, she will.  trust me.  Bitch ain't never gonna be on my network again.

Worst.  Person . In. The. World.  (heh, I invented that, ya know. ain't it cool and junk?)

Vote Obama!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 29, 2008 04:55 PM (wWwJR)

12 talk about outta da park, Peggy Noonan has always had the words that spell it out and connect. Nicely done. wow

The Great Communicator's Communicator

Posted by: billypaintbrush at August 29, 2008 04:59 PM (x2NP3)

13 That video was a wonderful find. I enjoyed it. Thanks.

Posted by: Christoph at August 29, 2008 05:06 PM (hawOV)

14 And everybody knows she's right. That was fucking funny. I'm glad everyone else in my department took today off.

Posted by: runninrebel at August 29, 2008 05:07 PM (0n9wc)

15 Thanks for that post. Refreshing!

Posted by: desertdweller at August 29, 2008 05:35 PM (SRRfC)

16

Mitchell had to toss in the schill shit, because if you watch, andrea starts to lose it for a second, which is when Mika loses it.

Usually I find peggy sorta patronizing, I much prefer this side of her.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 29, 2008 05:37 PM (ul7te)

17 Whenever I don't like a woman terribly much I usually prefer the backside of her.

Posted by: Christoph at August 29, 2008 05:44 PM (hawOV)

18 Fine. Go ahead and laugh, Rethuglicans.

But I have had my feet explode while I was being used as a bowling ball.

And I had no insurance.

Posted by: Natalie at August 29, 2008 05:50 PM (dCigj)

19 Yes Natalie, but hugs like bombs are not usable.

Because they are only Atomic, and therefore Terracidic.

Can someone send this swaggering bitch a brief on the Atomic/Nuclear Conundrum?

Posted by: The Railsplitter at August 29, 2008 05:55 PM (o4MaC)

20 Oh God that was funny! I've never seen Peggy Noonan speak before -- that was high-larious! "The two-headed baby without health insurance...and they're using him for a bowling ball!"

Oh, Jesus. On MSNBC? Ohhhhh dear.

Posted by: S. Weasel at August 29, 2008 06:04 PM (Dy8+A)

21 Did you notice Joe wet himself?

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 29, 2008 06:24 PM (F1b/5)

22 Ladies, Gentlemen and Morons, I give the McCain/Palin Press Secretary!!!

Posted by: hutch1200 at August 29, 2008 06:28 PM (NbHoW)

23 And I was abused when I was a 6 pound ball. It gave me self-esteem issues which has caused my weight to balloon to 16 pounds.

But my finger holes stayed the same size so nobody can use me....which marginalizes me in modern society.


Posted by: Natalie at August 29, 2008 06:32 PM (dCigj)

24 No, Natalie, what I mean is that there are no nations with Nuclear weapons except Russia, US, France, and the UK.

Everybody else has Atomic bombs, so if anyone wanted to blow up cities in the US, or cut off the Persian Gulf, if China or (God help us, the RCC) wanted to "nuke" [sic] us, they would be running a roughly 1 in eight chance per weapon of destroying the physical planet itself by ACCIDENTALLY creating a black hole.
The Black hole burrows down to the mantle, the plate techtonics go haywire, the planet gets a bit lopsided, the rotational energy spins it out of orbit and the planet disintegrates. 1 in 8 per bomb.

Nuclear bombs create the black hole 100% of the time, there is an ejection mechanism to expell the black hole from the solar system, and microcomponets, and armature built from alien technology "faxed" to us from friendlies.
In other words, China, Israel, Iran(?) and the rest are screwed as far as retaliation because Nuclear bombs cannot be built using human technology.

So yeah it's a quaint but ignorant and very very dangerous threat.

Posted by: Gumption at August 29, 2008 07:18 PM (o4MaC)

25

Everybody is sick in their world.  Everybody is an unhappy, unwed, single mother, whose feet are exploding.

That might be the best satire of typical liberal speeches ever offered.

 

Posted by: Shrug at August 29, 2008 07:29 PM (KjggB)

26 You should all read her book.
Seriously, it's quite interesting and informative.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 29, 2008 08:59 PM (14k+t)

27 I don't want to bore you guys with a sob story, but it's kind of important.  My grandfather was too poor to afford health insurance.  One day, he got drunk and fell out of the cargo hold of a DC-3 when it was 25,000 ft in the air.  When the cops (clearly Republican cops) arrived at the scene and found out he had no health insurance, they pronounced him dead, rather than heal him up free of charge.

I swear that this is possibly a true story.

Posted by: Kevin at August 29, 2008 10:03 PM (OEF4E)

28 Peggy Noonan - I'd hit that.

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29 Is it me, or did that look like a captian bull shit symbol behind them?

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