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"Refreshingly Patronizing Towards 'Those People,'" and Also Creepy and Strange

Joe Biden is a scatterbrained and socially awkward guy. He's the guy at the party who announces, out of nowhere, "I just had some subcutaneous fat injected into my penis to increase its girth, so that's pretty good."

And then... the uncomfortable silence as everyone takes keen regard of their shoes and watches.

We're gonna have fun.

Thanks to Mitch.

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM



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1

Biden's problems start when he gets in his "cool dude/yeah, I can relate" persona.

When Biden starts rolling and saying "man" a lot at the end of his sentences, you know he's in one of his group-therapy moments where he likes to keep it real, man.

Posted by: Bart at August 23, 2008 01:55 PM (QneQd)

2
For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my country.
We got tested for aids and found out he's ADD.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 23, 2008 01:59 PM (F1b/5)

3

In that very short clip, Biden said unequivocally that black men are irresponsible sex-maniacs, black women are promiscuous sluts, and he dragged Obama into the gutter.

As they say, just give him enough rope and he'll hang himself. Just let Joe talk.

 

Posted by: Bart at August 23, 2008 02:00 PM (QneQd)

4 Jesse Jackson could have been right about Obama.

Posted by: The Obvious at August 23, 2008 02:02 PM (1g+FW)

5 My secret guilty confession: I like Joe Biden a lot.  Always have.  A liberal douchebag Senator, yes, but a likable one who actually has been pretty responsible on foreign policy.  I would never vote for the guy, but I'd honestly feel a lot more sanguine about America's future if he were on the TOP of the Democratic ticket, not the undercard (because Obama's a dink lightweight).  Just spoke to my dad; he's as reliable a partisan GOP vote as I am, but he agrees.

That said, oh man, it's gonna be fun bringing back all the great Biden gaffes, and looking out as he makes more.  It's not just that he misspeaks...it's that he does it with such VERVE, such  joi de vivre.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 23, 2008 02:03 PM (BUrnv)

6 Can't wait for the macaca moment.

Posted by: Roy at August 23, 2008 02:06 PM (Q0n6o)

7 The MSM now has to cover up for gaffes from 2 Democrats dumbasses.

"This is going to get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Fred. We miss you.

Posted by: fredras at August 23, 2008 02:06 PM (ZHsEK)

8 Biden would be fun at a cookout.  Kinda like your crazy uncle that always shows up with a bag full of dangerous and very powerful Mexican fireworks.  You just know some there's gonna be some fun and maybe a couple of trips to the hospital.

Posted by: The Punch Bowl at August 23, 2008 02:07 PM (6L459)

9  

Pre-Dude Biden + Post-Dude Obama K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes announcement. Then comes election.
Then comes the aneurysm, veil and carriage.
 

Posted by: maverick muse at August 23, 2008 02:07 PM (F1b/5)

10 A confession that isn't guilty.  I don't like Joe Biden even a little bit.  By the time this election is over Joe Biden will make sure no one else does either.  By the way didn't Joe speak at Strom Thurmond's funeral?

Posted by: The Obvious at August 23, 2008 02:07 PM (1g+FW)

11
The Obama's chose Jesse Jackson to be Michelle's kids' godfather.

Posted by: maverick muse at August 23, 2008 02:09 PM (F1b/5)

12 So essentially what your telling us is he's The Family Guy.

Posted by: pc at August 23, 2008 02:20 PM (S7zPk)

13 These two brothers are taking turns driving/sleeping on a long haul freight run up a steep, single lane road through the mountains when the driver notices a truck heading down the curve of the switch-back speeding towards them out of control.

Quickly shaking his brother and shouting "Wake up, wake up DAMNIT!", the driver continues until his brother comes awake, sizes up the situation then says; "Why the hell did you wake me up?"

The driver thinks for a second then says just before the crash;
"This is going to be one helluva a wreck and I'd never forgive myself if you didn't get to see it."

Posted by: Brian at August 23, 2008 02:23 PM (6CDOn)

14 But Obama can't bring change to Washington unless he has a Washington insider to help him, so this is an awesome choice!  This is the dream team we've been hoping for!!!   Biden is a middle class blue collar guy, while McBush owns 8 houses!

Posted by: Typical Moronic Obama Votebot at August 23, 2008 02:25 PM (ExJZV)

15 I will never forget the way Biden treated Clarence Thomas in the confirmation hearings.  One of the most arrogant, condescending episodes I have seen.

Posted by: DCox at August 23, 2008 02:28 PM (2pT9a)

16 Hillary is smiling.

Posted by: Christoph at August 23, 2008 02:40 PM (hawOV)

17

Captain Bullshit is joined by Commander Horseshit, and the oceans, which had started to recede, suddenly start rising again.

Posted by: sherlock at August 23, 2008 02:53 PM (ojW85)

18 DCox, if you haven't read Justice Thomas' book, you don't know the half of it. What a fucking weasel Biden is. This is gonna be fun.

Posted by: Andy at August 23, 2008 02:58 PM (iIvIk)

19 It would be so great to see the DNC convention degenerate into a debacle of nominees and contenders just painting themselves in excrement, fouling themselves for this AND the next election cycle. PUMA's initial discontent plus the no-vetting-of-Hillary thing and now Biden might bring a special something to the show. I realistically doubt it, but I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Jazz at August 23, 2008 03:10 PM (wgdPO)

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Jeff B. at August 23, 2008 02:03 PM (BUrnv)

Same, Jeff. Biden's actually one of the few Democratic senators who's actually somewhat responsible. On foreign policy he might actually be more responsible than the often dangerously belligerent McCain. Unfortunately, like any liberal he'd bleed the country dry domestically while doing it, so I'd still never even consider voting for him. (domestic > foreign) 

Posted by: MlR at August 23, 2008 04:21 PM (PLmsY)

21 There's another quote in one of the debates where Biden tells the crowd that everyone else on the stage are a bunch of dolts who aren't being honest about what they really can do with regard to leaving Iraq (i.e., we're stuck). Probably would make good material to make the crazy left start doubting Obama's intentions there.

Posted by: MlR at August 23, 2008 04:24 PM (PLmsY)

22 Just let Joe talk - please!

haha

Posted by: Mark at August 23, 2008 04:48 PM (4hUuD)

23 Intellectually and by disposition, he's Cosmo Kramer. Now, if only those damn hair plugs would sprout. Cosmo Biden, hipster dufus/ Obama's gravitas.

Posted by: rcl at August 23, 2008 06:03 PM (iOC7B)

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That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The look on Sharpton's face is priceless. Barack trying to turn it into a gay joke also priceless.

This was a judgement call and Obama blew it.

Posted by: Ralph at August 23, 2008 09:45 PM (QZjCr)

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He's the guy at the party who announces, out of nowhere, "I just had some subcutaneous fat injected into my penis to increase its girth, so that's pretty good."

 

I did not think it possible that someone could completely capture the essence of Joe Biden in a single sentence, but alas you have proven me wrong.

Well played, sir!

He reminds me so much of Leslie Nielson.

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