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Posted by: Ace at 03:22 PM



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1 Couldn't the magic negro Morgan Freeman stop a car crash? Sorry that's cold. I hope he's okay.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 04, 2008 03:30 PM (0+Ggj)

2 Maybe you could get Obama to touch you.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 04, 2008 03:33 PM (CrSOk)

3 get well soon Acetrios

Posted by: PR at August 04, 2008 03:34 PM (k7SeR)

4 I don't think it was Miss Daisy's fault. Jeez, what the heck happened?

Speedy recovery.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2008 03:46 PM (zpaDL)

5
So, if Obama is the Lightworker... Does that make McCain the Darkworker?

Just askin'

Posted by: electricferret at August 04, 2008 03:55 PM (kKO7A)

6 Ace: I just hope you don't have the Kennedy/Novak disease. Eat some chicken soup.

Posted by: Tinian at August 04, 2008 04:02 PM (1Mq7K)

7

Get well soon, Ace.

Here in Houston, about half the workforce is expected to take tomorrow off. On the Gulf Coast, we get hurricanes and tropical storms. In Houston, for whatever reason, our tropical storms do more damage than our hurricanes. (to whit: Hurricane Alicia - broke some windows. Rita - took down some power lines; Tropical Storm Allison - drowned the whole of downtown and killed people all the way up to Kentucky)

Posted by: David Ross at August 04, 2008 04:03 PM (GwV+j)

8 E-E-EAR-ACHE?  EAR-ACHE MY EYE!!!!!!

Posted by: Eleven at August 04, 2008 04:04 PM (7DB+a)

9 Oof, and then there was Tropical Storm Claudette, 1979. 43 inches of rain in 24 hours. That's over 3 1/2 feet.

Posted by: David Ross at August 04, 2008 04:06 PM (GwV+j)

10 Allison killed my Mustang. 

Posted by: Eleven at August 04, 2008 04:14 PM (7DB+a)

11 Valu-Rite sometimes bites back....

Posted by: Che Pizza at August 04, 2008 04:17 PM (SPSOE)

12 Feel better, man.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at August 04, 2008 04:44 PM (JSO4h)

13 Here's something to cheer you up, Ace: they're doing a big multimedia tribute to the great white whale... uh, Ted Kennedy in the Democratic National Convention. It's like handing the Republicans a big gift certificate to the presidency.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 04, 2008 07:07 PM (0+Ggj)

14 See, Ace, this is when Twitter might be useful. You could lay on the couch and send messages like:
Where's my kleenex?
Get me a juicebox, morons!
I got to take a leak, do not change the channel. etc.

We would know that you are still breathing and you wouldn't be alone in your time of sickness.

Posted by: grc at August 04, 2008 07:57 PM (V4gbT)

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