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Barack Obama's Cabinet? Like the Legion of Doom, Minus the Blazing Intellects

And they say there's nothing exciting about a John McCain presidency.

A Murderer's Row of Stupid. A Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame All-Star Jam of Liberal Pissants.

Yeah, yeah, he first has to win the presidency, but there's lots of buzz about whom Sen. Barack Obama might pick for his top cabinet jobs. Among them: Sen. Hillary Clinton as head of Health and Human Services. Her allies suggest she might be interested if the job were elevated to the top tier of agencies and if she were allowed to push healthcare reform. Other names: Sen. John Kerry as secretary of state, former Sen. Tom Daschle as White House chief of staff... and exiting Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel at Defense.

Change, yo.

Posted by: Ace at 08:09 PM



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1 Too many Senators.  Not enough air on earth.

Must build space ark.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2008 08:12 PM (XsrOH)

2 Wait. So a bunch of Senators who can't get anything done in their normal job deserve a promotion? Public service is awesome.

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 30, 2008 08:13 PM (RPae0)

3 Well, I suppose it's a good thing that he didn't select John "I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?" Edwards for Health and Human Services.

Probably the reason he's got so many senators chosen is because he hasn't been around long enough to form relationships with anyone who might be an appropriate choice outside of Congress.  Or maybe it's just like choosing sides when playing dodgeball on the playground - you pick your buddies first.

Posted by: Alice H at July 30, 2008 08:15 PM (jRtPb)

4 When I contemplated the reality of living under Sec. of State Kerry, my anus constricted so tightly as to collapse in on space and time itself, becoming supermassive black hole designation NGC 5194-5 = M51.

Posted by: The Star Child at July 30, 2008 08:16 PM (vjl9g)

5

Kerry as Secretary of State?

Uh, no.

He's Secretary of Education, of course.

 

Posted by: hit and run at July 30, 2008 08:20 PM (wcOAw)

6 ...and exiting Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel at Defense.

What, is Michael Dukakis unavailable?

Posted by: dorkafork at July 30, 2008 08:20 PM (kErJj)

7 It's always a good idea to put people with no executive experience in charge of gigantic bureaucracies, by the way.  So we have that going for us...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 30, 2008 08:22 PM (XsrOH)

8

It's always a good idea to put people with no executive experience in charge of gigantic bureaucracies, by the way.  So we have that going for us...

On the plus side, putting Senators in charge pretty guarantees that nothing will get done. I could live with that for all cabinet positions except for defense.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2008 08:31 PM (hn7Rm)

9 Where's the change? I don't see any change in this story, just a bunch of professional Dhimmicrats getting comped for their support. Is this a real list, anyway? It sounds like a joke list made by Ace matching loser donk senators to cabinet positions where they would have the maximum suck potential.


Posted by: exdem13 at July 30, 2008 09:00 PM (fenBi)

10

This is where it gets scary- like- minded nuts at the top and the bureaucrats who have been waiting for them.

 

Posted by: jjshaka at July 30, 2008 09:18 PM (/OJty)

11 Well if Kerry is going to head State we might as well change the Stars and Stripes for a white flag now and get it over with.

Enough "nuance" there?

Posted by: GarandFan at July 30, 2008 09:40 PM (eJ32B)

12

....and exiting Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel at Defense.

I would have thought Williams Ayers would be picked as Secy. of Defense.  He's familiar with the pentagon.

Posted by: Tami at July 30, 2008 09:53 PM (P3ErD)

13 No, you're missing the obvious... The Obamessiah is going to stack the deck with only people dumber, shallower and more-self approving than himself. Senators, to boot.

This list is a Who's Who of World Class Retardation, that's sure. And no one better than the World Class Moron himself to assemble the team.

Except , where is the Algoracle in all this? Secretary of Saving the Planet From Man kind? Secretary of the Savior of Ecology? Secretary of  AGW, the Unmitigated Lie?

Frankly, I'm disappointed. Sean Penn deserves the job of Secretary of Full of S** * Artists. Maybe throw a bone to Spike Lee, Harry Belafonte, maybe Sharpton for Secretary of  Weaves?

How about Secretary of Illegitimate Love Children? Jackson's your man there, no doubt.


Just saying...

Posted by: Kwame, D-Town Poverty Pimp at July 30, 2008 10:02 PM (P1nqv)

14 Throw Michael Moore in there as Minister of the Food Stores.

Al Franken could be Secretary of Internal Decoding of Communications.


Posted by: JavaJoe at July 30, 2008 10:11 PM (Am6n/)

15 I'm pretty sure Pooh is slated for SecDef.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 30, 2008 10:15 PM (SLqkZ)

16 if the job were elevated to the top tier of agencies

Wouldn't this require a re-writing of Federal Law? And does this mean that she'll have to wait until after O! gets elected, gets this law passed, and then have to put her through the confirmation procedure?

And I always thought she would want Ruth Bader Ginburg's seat...

Posted by: Drumwaster at July 30, 2008 11:19 PM (8oH1E)

17
What?  No Department of Peace?

Posted by: Dennis K. at July 30, 2008 11:52 PM (MiPTi)

18 I wish it was like the Legion of Doom. At least Lex Luthor had some experience being President.

Posted by: Aaron at July 31, 2008 12:21 AM (lRuip)

19 Sen. Claire McCaskill evidently thinks she is being considered for VP.  That's rich.  She comes across like a short bus classmate of Patty Murray.  Which reminds me,s shouldn't both of them be wearing helmets full-time?

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at July 31, 2008 02:04 AM (1Sf5X)

20 The good news is that if Hussein gets elected, he'll remove the bottom level of retards from the senate.

Posted by: TomJW at July 31, 2008 07:14 AM (xRCpL)

21

"top tier of agencies"

HHS will never, ever be a top tier anything.  Who is the current Secretary? Or the one before that?  Or before that?  Or ever?

State, Defense, Treasury and AG are top tier because they do the most important things.  There is a reason why they were the original cabinet back in 1789.  Even then, how many people in the US can name all 4.  10,000 total?

No way, in a million years, that Clinton would ever consider anything but perhaps AG or State.  Not very likely even then.

The cabinet just does not matter anyymore,

Clinton would have more impact on health care "reform" as a senator than carrying Obama's water at HHS.

Posted by: Bob from Ohio at July 31, 2008 01:36 PM (s6nMp)

22 chuck hagel for defense -- please!

one of the leading critics of the surge will have to explain in detail the reasons why it is a stellar success, and explain his staunch opposition to it.

and Obama can only squirm.

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