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New McCain Ad: Obama Is A Skanky Blonde Bimbo

Obama=Britney and Paris?

If they are going to try to tie Obama to a celebrity, perhaps Ludacris would have been an option.

Posted by: DrewM. at 11:24 AM



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1

meh.

I'm wondering why McCain doesn't just front-end a bunch of clips with Obama's "We just got there too fast" statement about $4-/gallon gas.  Close with the line "Obama - $4- per gallon gas is just fine with him"

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 30, 2008 11:30 AM (UeP9e)

2 Not the best ad in the world but not super horrible either. 

Paris and Britney both have high negatives, especially among women from what I have read, so that part is probably aimed at the Hillary defectors, and he hits gas prices and taxes so not too bad.

Posted by: chad at July 30, 2008 11:52 AM (WNcvq)

3 Well, he IS a bimbo.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at July 30, 2008 11:56 AM (MMC8r)

4 eh.

There's so much more to hit this guy with. 

Posted by: Warden at July 30, 2008 11:59 AM (KXbGD)

5 Obama is a pop tart, so it's fairly accurate. I'm not sure the average bear is gonna pick up on the implication, though. Can we get a photo shop of Obama exiting a car and flashing his pussy?

Posted by: mpur at July 30, 2008 12:06 PM (OfrFU)

6 The more I listen to him the more he sounds like Cobra Commander in the G4 spots.  Maybe I should vote for him the Baroness was HAWT.

Posted by: chad at July 30, 2008 12:10 PM (WNcvq)

7 Wow, Britney and Paris. That's cutting edge. They couldn't find any pictures of Jessica Hahn?

Posted by: bgates at July 30, 2008 12:22 PM (RzFhF)

8

Black man, white women.  Team McCain playing to primal racial fears again.

 

Posted by: notropis at July 30, 2008 12:25 PM (l7IiS)

9 "Wow, Britney and Paris. That's cutting edge. They couldn't find any pictures of Jessica Hahn?"

Nah, it a good ad.  The unspoken implication is that Obama will be passe by next year.

Posted by: JB at July 30, 2008 12:30 PM (qxc7J)

10 Gack! That Ludacris song comes just short of throwing white people in ovens. Scaring whitey is not a good way to win an election. 

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at July 30, 2008 12:32 PM (HE6ob)

11 I actually like this one.  But I don't like it as much as I like the fact that McCain is forced to say "I support this message" by the idiotic and unconstitutional law he pushed through.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at July 30, 2008 12:35 PM (ZaM5Y)

12 Are you going to post that the House Dims are going to hold Rove in contempt? The nutroots actually thinks something is going to happen.

Posted by: Dirk at July 30, 2008 12:36 PM (76Oxk)

13 They need to replace that simpering McCain face at the end. Personally, I like the one with the spit flying out of his face and the demonic eyes, but I am not a chick and suspect chicks are indeed the target here.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 30, 2008 01:10 PM (rplL3)

14

yo, yo, check this out...

I'm writing a new song about the Emancipation Proclamation, and I need to come up with something that represents "a mule and 40 acres" y'all.

How about "a rock and 40 ounces?"  Would that work?

Posted by: Ludachrist at July 30, 2008 01:26 PM (zAvxs)

15 I think they put it best on NRO.  WHo do you want to elect?  The world's biggest celebrity or an American hero?

Posted by: Dr. Chopper at July 30, 2008 01:33 PM (vjl9g)

16

Your proclamation of Mickey’s latest video delusion is comic gold. Assuming at best that it’s the late stages of dymentia, a faint feeling of dread, ennui, and deja vu along the lines of Milton's "Paradise Lost" for putzes punctuates the air with a stirring foul stench evocative of a typical morning with Rush. Pipe dream 11th hour salvation persists in trance-like hallucinatory swirls of confusion and angst, much like having bees run loose in your head. The real-or-imagined windmills/dragons of your conservative Don Quixote nightmare run amuck?

 

Realizing that it’s likely that in your non-discretionary youth you hatched a casual road-to-ruin nihilism that somewhat missed the reality-based mark, you must by now acknowledge that, although premature, that brain caper inadvertently came not to fruition but ruin. Speeding downward towards ground zero, the King Kong of your GOP boner aspirations and ambitions have been finally put to rest by the tattering biplane's bullets of cold hard reality, with a helping hand provided by your last election albatross poot-butt namby-pamby administration. Yet another

maiden-voyaged Titanic-like Repug project, the icebergs of doubt and pointlessness seething on your frigid horizon.

Posted by: Carl Gordon at July 30, 2008 02:08 PM (78IpS)

17 Whoa, shit, dude.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 30, 2008 02:11 PM (rplL3)

18

I approved Carl Gordon's message.

Posted by: Timothy Leary at July 30, 2008 02:26 PM (vtR2g)

19

Carl, your writing is like music to my pancreas.

Keep down the good pudding and waste no poot-butt peeling juice my bother.

Posted by: captkidhussseiney at July 30, 2008 02:33 PM (0vXZI)

20

"Gack! That Ludacris song comes just short of throwing white people in ovens. Scaring whitey is not a good way to win an election." 

He's not trying to scare white voters! In fact he's not even addressing the white audience. 

These commercials about the drilling are funny wasn't McCain against drilling like 2 months ago? Now it's Obama's fault that gas is $4! You have to be a retard if you're buying into that. Hell McCain even said it was a Jedi mind trick!  

Posted by: Uncle Luck at July 30, 2008 03:19 PM (hawQ0)

21

One sec, Paris and Brittney? Oh damn. Is McCain trying to prep us for them dropping an Obama sex tape with Rick Solomon and funky birthing sculptures?

This election can't get any more f'd up.

Posted by: Rob B at July 30, 2008 03:27 PM (q32Ly)

22

Carl Gordon machine: 2

Chinese Spambot: 0

Come on, Chinese Spambot!

Posted by: runninrebel at July 30, 2008 04:39 PM (0n9wc)

23

Over on NRO's Corner, Mark Hemingway quoted TPM's Josh Marshall:

"I note with interest today, John McCain's new tactic of associating Barack Obama with oversexed and/or promiscuous young white women."

Told you so.  Scares me when I can think like a lefty.

Posted by: notropis at July 30, 2008 05:18 PM (l7IiS)

24 "He's not trying to scare white voters! In fact he's not even addressing the white audience."

Umm, one doesn't need to "try" to scare someone to produce that effect -- something that should be obvious.  There isn't a parallel black universe of which whites are completely ignorant.  Ludacris is a public figure, making rhymes for the public.  'You whiteys ignore this' is a silly argument.

Posted by: JB at July 30, 2008 05:44 PM (qxc7J)

25 This is one bizarre ad.  Is this an attempt to reach out to the peyote demographic?  If it is, it won't work.  If he's trying to reach someone else...  well I hope that dude or chick votes for him.  Because that is one expensive vote that he's fighting for.

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