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Obama: I Support Our Troops, Assuming There Are Press Photographers to Document My Support

... on the other hand, if the press isn't allowed, I have better things to do. Like practicing my presidential jump-shot.

The man is nothing but ego wrapped around hubris and ambition, cloaking a gnawing void of narcissism at his core.

He isn't even shameless enough to bother pretending he cares about the troops.

The men he would presume to send into harm's way as Commander in Chief. It's breathtaking.

Posted by: Ace at 06:43 PM



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1 But there's the rub: in post-Amerikkka there will be no need for armies or soldiers or fighters jets or even curmudgeonly grumbles--Obama will see to it that we are all at one with the Force (or he'll force us into it--one or the other).

Posted by: ECM at July 25, 2008 06:51 PM (q3V+C)

2 The really horrible thing about this is that if Obama isn't elected, the candidate for '12 will be even wackier.  Frightening stuff.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at July 25, 2008 07:04 PM (ltwze)

3 Ace, maybe he's just holding off for now and planning on visiting the casualties in his several-hundred-billion-dollar Civilian security force?

So, he's pacing himself.

Posted by: Christoph at July 25, 2008 07:06 PM (hawOV)

4 This guy cannot be CIC.

Posted by: mare at July 25, 2008 08:00 PM (xMkst)

5 Don't worry he wouldn't be sending anyone into harm's way, unless crossing the street in Northwest counts.




Harm will be able to come looking for all of us.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at July 25, 2008 08:19 PM (TPRbZ)

6 Hey, he called! 

http://tinyurl.com/6rc3fb


He must care, right?

Right?

Posted by: Pat R. at July 25, 2008 09:01 PM (3rwFl)

7 The thing that drives me absolutely batshit crazy is that the lowest-ranking enlisted man in the active theaters of war right now has more courage and honor in his fingernail clippings than the Marxist cocksucker half of America appears ready to install as CIC has in his whole goddamned body.

Honestly, a big part of me is glad he didn't dishonor these brave warriors' sacrifices with his presence.

Posted by: Andy at July 25, 2008 09:45 PM (23Gys)

8 Yes, he supports our troops as props and photo ops and then he leaves the room quickly because the vacuum that sits where his core values should be would suck all the breathable oxygen out of the room, killing everyone but the Anointed One and making for a bad photo op. This shall not happen .

Meanwhile, his ego occupies a condo in Georgetown, where it sleeps with various Obama groupies (and keeps his unused sense of proportion and self-restraint) while the rest of the Bringer of  Mandated Equality  travels around the globe, spreading cheese like a Wisconsin farmer.

Posted by: Alas Poor Bro-rick, I knowed him well,yo... at July 25, 2008 10:18 PM (u+fik)

9 Now, Captain Bullshit is blaming the whole fiasco on the Pentagon.  Maybe if he spins fast enough, he can reverse the Earth's rotation, going back in time so that he avoid the whole thing by not scheduling the meeting in the first place!

Posted by: Sean M. at July 26, 2008 01:30 AM (e6v7s)

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I SUPPORT MSM PRESS PHOTOGRAPHERS WHO SUPPORT ME.

The nuance of mirror.

Who's the fairest of them all?

Weenie Obaphenom or US Troops?

Posted by: maverick muse at July 26, 2008 08:09 AM (F1b/5)

11 What is Barry, the Empty Suit running for - King of the World, Coolest Guy in the Universe - ... certainly not President of the United States.  Read his speeches - America Bad... World order... good... To this snub of his to the troops in Germany... no one seems to point out that George Bush visits the troops in Walter Reed often and with no cameras or publicity at all.  Remember him meeting with the families of the 9-11 victims and all news people were kept out.  We will miss GWB - he's not always right - but he always thinks of America and her troops first. 

Posted by: Nancy at July 26, 2008 09:17 AM (HUbdn)

12 Oh yeah, I want to fight beyond the call of duty for a Commander in Chief like him!   sarc\

Posted by: Mockinbird at July 26, 2008 09:46 AM (rpZID)

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Barack Obama visited our wounded troops at Walter Reed and In Iraq and those weren't part of any political campaign funded trips as would have been the case in Germany, according to the Pentagon officials whom informed the Obama campaign as such. When Obama visited the troops at Walter Reed and in Iraq he didn't invite the media. So to claim that "Obama skipped a visit of wounded U.S. troops in Germany last week because it would not generate sufficient publicity for his campaign" as John McCain is now doing in a campaign ad is not only a lie but it is despicable and John McCain owes the wounded troops and Barack Obama an apology for it.

Where's the outrage from the rightwing over what has put these wounded troops where they are? You know the faulty intelligence, the cherry-picked and manipulated evidence and the lies used by the Bush administration to make their case for war with Iraq.

 

 

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