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Keith Olberman: Worst Person in the World Tim Russert Funeral Ceremony

Stay classy, Bathtub Boy.

The source said Olbermann was screaming into the phone on Tuesday because there were no first-class train tickets available for [the trip to DC for the Russert funeral], and he wanted to make sure he would ride first-class on Wednesday. According to the source, Olbermann berated a staffer who was coordinating Wednesday's Kennedy Center memorial by yelling, "You better hope to God there is a first-class train ticket tomorrow."

Our insider elaborated, "MSNBC was dealing with who could come to the private ceremony Tuesday and who couldn't, among the hundreds of people who worked with or for Russert - and Keith was ranting about not getting a first-class ticket."

We're told Olbermann didn't get to Tuesday's ceremony, and went to Washington by car to broadcast from outside the Kennedy Center the next day. An aghast witness there said, "As guests were making their way into the memorial, Keith went apoplectic because there were no ketchup packets at the Kennedy Center."

Have you no ketchup packets? At long last, Sir, have you no ketchup packets at all?

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM



Comments

1 Mark Levin has a great page dedicated to this man.

Posted by: K.R. Kahn at June 26, 2008 03:48 PM (xamKk)

2 And this guy was banging Laura Ingrahm?

Posted by: Brad at June 26, 2008 03:51 PM (LZs5x)

3 2: ?!?!?!?!

Posted by: ECM at June 26, 2008 03:59 PM (q3V+C)

4

K.R.  got a link?

and Im with ECM on this.

Posted by: RiteWingFascist at June 26, 2008 04:04 PM (1hSHv)

5 He has to be the world's biggest, gaping, cavernous asshole.

Posted by: joe at June 26, 2008 04:05 PM (Ukf53)

6 3: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Ingraham
go down to personal

Posted by: Brad at June 26, 2008 04:13 PM (LZs5x)

7

Really?  He really is on tape or something we can check saying that?

It is gonna be a long 4-8 years with President Obama & his MSM enablers.

Posted by: This&That at June 26, 2008 04:14 PM (MSMPS)

8 RiteWingFacsist:

Go to www.marklevinshow.com, on that page should be Keith Olbermann Page;
I can't access now because I'm at work : )

Posted by: K.R. Kahn at June 26, 2008 04:21 PM (xamKk)

9

Ketchup?  He's heading towards a Vincent D'Onforio meltdown.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at June 26, 2008 04:26 PM (QcPNi)

10

This is the finger I tear open my ketchup packet with.

Posted by: Warden at June 26, 2008 04:33 PM (QIBNd)

11 He'll no doubt find a way to call President Bush the "Worst Person in the World" for this screwup.

Posted by: The Other Shoe at June 26, 2008 04:33 PM (Pus2I)

12

You know what.....I usually don't wish any ill will on anyone...its just bad karma....but, if this guy were to die a horrible, tragic, painful death; I think I'd just start laughing.

 

Ketchup Keith????/  Ketchup!!!!!!?????  Are you kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: RobG at June 26, 2008 04:38 PM (6Oq7N)

13 Of course by "ketchup packet" he meant;

An ugly older widower with lots of her dead husbands cash lying around.

K

Posted by: Kestrel at June 26, 2008 04:41 PM (5cNGb)

14
He acts pretty much like a wimpy fag.

What a fucked up individual.

Posted by: Sir Rev. Dr. E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at June 26, 2008 04:53 PM (sf4Oe)

15 I'm with RobG: if, God forbid, something horrible, painful, and debilitating were to take Olbermann's life in a slow, agonizing fashion, I'd laugh my fucking arse off, all the while praying for his soul, of course.

Posted by: Seattle Munck at June 26, 2008 04:55 PM (f7A+e)

16 My wife worked in a Big-Ten Sociology Dept.  There was a direct correlation between how "concerned" a faculty member was for the "oppressed", and how abusive that person was to the actual staff in the Dept.

Posted by: Clark at June 26, 2008 05:51 PM (fzv1T)

17

My wife worked in a Big-Ten Sociology Dept.  There was a direct correlation between how "concerned" a faculty member was for the "oppressed", and how abusive that person was to the actual staff in the Dept.

And further, there's probably an inverse correlation to how useful that person is.

Posted by: hhuummbbeerrtt at June 26, 2008 05:59 PM (f7A+e)

18 Were Keith to blow his brains out on national television, how many people would show up for his funeral?

Posted by: GarandFan at June 26, 2008 07:23 PM (eJ32B)

19 i dont know but id pay to see the shooting

Posted by: spear at June 26, 2008 07:48 PM (6rbh0)

20 IVe never hated a man i never met with more passion than this piece of shit

Posted by: TMF at June 26, 2008 08:57 PM (/YM8H)

21 What a narcissistic shithead.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 26, 2008 09:50 PM (OJlwP)

22 My wife worked in a Big-Ten Sociology Dept.  There was a direct correlation between how "concerned" a faculty member was for the "oppressed", and how abusive that person was to the actual staff in the Dept.

Posted by: Clark at June 26, 2008 05:51 PM (fzv1T)

Yup.  Always.  The ones who wax on about loving "humanity" always hate actual people the most.  This explains lots of things, including why conservatives give like multiples of the amount of charity $ that libs do. 

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