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Of Course: Phelpsian Phlamers Heckle Tim Russert's Funeral

I don't like the verb "protest" in this context, because, what the hell are they protesting? The man's death? They seek to undo that?

No, they're heckling. Not "protesting" anything.

Reminds me of this guy.


Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM



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1 I don't get it. That dude is a fag. God hates fags. So God hates him and he's just letting us know he's happy and OK with that? Did you get this off of The Onion or Cracked?

Posted by: CozMark at June 19, 2008 06:13 PM (D8t7R)

2
That is a joke, isn't it?

Posted by: dan-O at June 19, 2008 06:14 PM (7Nejo)

3 That is a joke, isn't it?

Nope. They heckle soldier funerals, too.

Posted by: Benson at June 19, 2008 06:16 PM (qzcNU)

4

That the Phelps protesters haven't been beaten or killed is proof that America is a deeply tolerant country.

And I think we need to change that by hiring a drifter to take a baseball bat to their heads. I'm sure we can get a collection going among the morons to cover  any expenses.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 19, 2008 06:18 PM (CA825)

5
Quality headshot, lady. And your shades match your arm-flaps.

I approve.

Posted by: RUSSERT IN HELL at June 19, 2008 06:19 PM (TKTME)

6 Nice life these freaks have.

"Let's just get our stupid asses over to the funeral of a person we've never met and shout shit so people will pay attention to our pathetic and worthless asses."

Posted by: DrewM. at June 19, 2008 06:23 PM (hlYel)

7

"Let's just get our stupid asses over to the funeral of a person we've never met and shout shit so people will pay attention to our pathetic and worthless asses."

You forgot the last step - "and sue everyone who assaults/hassles/interferes with us in any way."

I believe every single on Rev. Phelps children has a law degree, and they're not afraid to use them.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 19, 2008 06:27 PM (CA825)

8 I always wondered why a group of Marines don't beat the living shit out of these people when they show up at a military funeral.  In many states they wouldn't even be charged, let alone convicted.

Posted by: Kevin at June 19, 2008 06:34 PM (3NsSK)

9

I think the guy singing is the cop in the village people

either way; great beat, but hard to dance to

Posted by: william tashkent at June 19, 2008 06:49 PM (CcHua)

10

That the Phelps protesters haven't been beaten or killed is proof that America is a deeply tolerant country.

They were run out of Seaford Delaware by an angry, rock throwing mob. They were there to heckle (good call there) a marine's funeral.

They deserve a violent response everywhere they go. By the way, they said they won't go back to Seaford. heh

Posted by: captkidney at June 19, 2008 07:03 PM (Bq8Sp)

11 They all should be permanent guest stars of the TV show "Oh my balls" starring Hormel Chavez.

Posted by: dri at June 19, 2008 07:06 PM (BghOJ)

12 Is that video a joke or for real? Either way, funny as hell. Probably stole it from the South park guys though.

Posted by: Hurricane at June 19, 2008 07:15 PM (KSza6)

13

I believe every single on Rev. Phelps children has a law degree, and they're not afraid to use them.

Yeah and they lost last time.

Keep them busy in court for the next twenty years..

Posted by: mesablue at June 19, 2008 07:15 PM (5yNaE)

14 Upon further reading it clearly has to be a big joke. His website is hilarious.

Posted by: Hurricane at June 19, 2008 07:29 PM (KSza6)

15

At this point, with the Phelps goofwads, I am of the opinion that the proper response is unkind, clear and swift.

I think it will be more effective than the courts.  If they're afraid to show up, they won't show up.

 

 

 

*I am not advocating lawlessness.  I swear*

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 19, 2008 07:32 PM (eiOZw)

16 Isn't there a biker club that shows up at military funerals to counter the Phelps douchebags? I forget their name.

Posted by: joe at June 19, 2008 07:36 PM (YcIuv)

17 Patriot Riders

Posted by: mesablue at June 19, 2008 07:41 PM (5yNaE)

18 The group is called the Patriot Guard Riders, joe.

Posted by: Alice H at June 19, 2008 07:43 PM (jRtPb)

19 And, by the way, the Patriot Guard Riders are in need of some people hitting their tip jar for their legal defense fund.

The Phelpses were going to picket the funerals of the two pre-teen girls that were murdered in Oklahoma, under the rationale that the girls were murdered to pay for the sins of Oklahoma.  At this point, it's pretty obvious that they're doing what they do for the attention.

And I'm thinking it would be awful if a meteor struck their houses, to pay for the sins of Topeka.

Posted by: Alice H at June 19, 2008 07:47 PM (jRtPb)

20 Thanks. A good cause.
~ Joe, a CRS victim.

Posted by: joe at June 19, 2008 08:02 PM (YcIuv)

21

if those wackos showed up at a loved ones funeral, i would simply pistol whip one of them until the others fled in horror.

Posted by: spear at June 19, 2008 08:07 PM (oejMf)

Posted by: crosspatch at June 19, 2008 09:03 PM (/XgUc)

23

Rread the section on http://lovegodsway.org "Gay Bands", and it's totally obvious this guy is a satirist. I can't believe there's actually a controversy on the web as to whether this guy is real or not...

The entries include:

George Michael (texan)

Ted Nugent (loincloth)

Elton John(really gay)

Posted by: The Singularity is Gonna Fuck Your Brains Out at June 19, 2008 10:28 PM (COZb8)

24

The Phelps clan was scheduled to be in Jax last year but, when an I'll kick your ass in if you show up here event was organized, they changed their minds right quickly.

Then, last week, they threatened once again to show up here but a disc jockey offered them air time if they would stay away from the funeral. I think it was Bubba The Love Sponge and I'm sorry to say I missed it. His show is syndicated. Did anyone else happen to hear it?

Posted by: jmflynny at June 19, 2008 10:33 PM (zBusP)

25 Won't hell be a surprise for these guys?

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at June 19, 2008 10:40 PM (QqZpD)

26 First Amendment says the gummint can't restrict these fucksticks' free speech. As long as the Feds or the local Sheriffs aren't whaling on them with nightsticks, no Constitutional  rights have been violated. Private citizens making sure they can only yell, "God hates fags" through a wired-up jaw is just plain assault, and liable to suffer all the penalties of law that are applicable. So don't do it, morons and moronettes.

Having said that, if a gang of Hell's Angels got really offended and offed every single one of the cunts with a 3 1/2 in. brass-belted magnum round of 12 ga. triple ought buck to the base of the skull, I would scarce find my sleep patterns disrupted.


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