Vid: February's B2 Crash
Apparently caused by humidity in its sensors.
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1 Man, he almost had it too.
Posted by: runninrebel at June 06, 2008 04:54 PM (vdwws)
It's not exactly new technology, and I guess someone didn't keep these sensors well sealed. It's such an expensive loss that whoever is responsible for the maintenance ought to be relieved unless this truly was a total fluke.
Posted by: gohuckyourself at June 06, 2008 04:56 PM (8jYMc)
3 Scary to watch em punch out that close to the ground, but glad they both made it.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 06, 2008 04:59 PM (eiOZw)
The pilot is just along for the ride, it's basically an unflyable plane.
That's got to be some major pucker factor right there.
Barry was heard to ask: "B2? Yes, I like that vitamin, I understand, aaaaand, so, arugula has a lot of B2s in it."
Posted by: Sir Rev. Dr. E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at June 06, 2008 05:16 PM (sf4Oe)
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Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 06, 2008 05:26 PM (B+qrE)
7 Well, that's a billion plus down the drain...
Posted by: JFH at June 06, 2008 05:29 PM (fXS6O)
8 This is what happens when your airplane is fully computerized.
Posted by: IronMansLiver at June 06, 2008 05:50 PM (zs8+2)
9 They lost it when the left wing touched (not that they exactly had it prior to that). The control surface positions showed theyhad full right aileron and rudder, but it wasn't enough to counteract the drag and loss of lift on the left wingtip. Training wheels might help prevent these kind of accidents.
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10 That pilots sphincterclenched so hard, Newt Gingriches porch dog jumped up and barked.
Posted by: Esteban at June 06, 2008 07:19 PM (X7Ey1)
11 Just a thought -- with the ton of money invested in that piece of equipment, could we also invest some money in better camera work to document these events? My grandmother does a better job recording the kids.
Posted by: Kay at June 06, 2008 07:29 PM (er9rd)
12 1.4 Billion. Yes, that is Billion, with a B. All because somebody forgot to flag it on the JULLS (or whatever analog they are usuing these days) system.
Hopefully, they don't make the unlucky fucker that forgot to input it pay restitution- his family will be in hock for about, I dunno, ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!
Posted by: Kromagon at June 06, 2008 07:32 PM (H3YOQ)
13 It's actually 2 billion JFH.
Posted by: Kaitian at June 06, 2008 07:33 PM (ARutk)
14 Well, wasting a dollar is a tragedy, wasting somewhere between 1.4 and 2 Billion is a statistic.
Using my figure (I got it from the AP article, that got it from the official AF AIB report), that fuckup cost every American about $4.50.
Posted by: Kromagon at June 06, 2008 07:51 PM (H3YOQ)
15 Water distorted preflight readings in three of the plane's 24 sensors,
making the aircraft's control computer force the B-2 to pitch up on
takeoff, resulting in a stall and subsequent crash.
When this kinda stuff was done mechanically, it worked pretty well. Maybe we need some simple mechanical sanity check systems.
The programming is/was obviously fucked up too and not constantly asking itself "is this a sane thing to do during this flight phase?". Within seconds of takeoff, your altitude obviously can't be high enough to initiate violent aileron motions.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 09:47 PM (c55NW)
16 I guarantee more than just a uniform sensor preheating regimen will come out of this. There will be sanity checks applied to requested control surface movements before they're sent to the actuators.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 09:50 PM (c55NW)
17 Well, $1.4-2 billion includes development costs. Each new one would cost less...but still, if we up it to an even $1,000,000,000, just think...instead of having only 20 of these babies, we could have thousands of them for the amount we've spent in Iraq! :-(
(Not that we need 2000 of these, but it does get staggering to consider numbers like these!)
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Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 10:11 PM (c55NW)
19 Had the government bought the full contingent of these sweet babies, the average cost would have been down in the 125 to 150 million dollars each. Not chump change, but less than a 747 or 787 airplane, and way way way less than the average flight cost of a space shuttle.
And it was an important stepping stone on the way to higher technology. The future is not cheap, but it's worth it. Google it.
But the future is awful if all you try and do is wealth re-distribution. That solves no problems, and does not make the future of everyone's lives better.
Posted by: Mephitis, the maverick conservative at June 06, 2008 10:26 PM (8vJF0)
20 Maybe- just maybe, mind you... this will spur the USAF to actually have pilots flying their aircraft, rather than computers. Yes, I know the B2 design is inherently unstable and requires a computer to compensate.
But what I saw in that vid was a classicdeparture stall, plain and simple. You'll note that the first airplane used a lot more runway to get airborne... the second B2 yanked off the ground at a high angle of pitch and promptly stalled. The pilot dropped the nose- as he should have- to gain airspeed but he was too low and too slow. And then he pulled the yoke back again because the ground was coming up at him, a natural reaction but absolutely the wrong thing to do. He then wallowed about with no aileron or rudder control because his flight surfaces were in null airflow...
I don't fly high-performance kerosene burners but I have 1200 hours in small aircraft that actually require the pilot to FLY them and I've seen the exact same scenario played out more than a few times.
The pilot of that B2 was certainly more qualified than I will ever be but blaming that crash on a "damp sensor" leaves me wondering...
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Posted by: thebronze at June 06, 2008 11:15 PM (17zSz)
22 Missed it by that much!
But seriously, sometimes the fly-by-wire systems do fuck up but I'm pretty sure that in similar type aircraft they usually have significantly lower accident rates than the traditional direct control systems. Wouldn't really be very reassuring though when you're in the pilot's seat and the ship is doing things you didn't tell it to do.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 07, 2008 01:17 AM (pY77a)
23 PurpleAvenger quote --The programming is/was obviously fucked up too and not constantly asking itself "is this a sane thing to do during this flight phase?". Within seconds of takeoff, your altitude obviously can't be high enough to initiate violent aileron motions.
I agree, I can't think of any scenario that would warrant that control input.
Except perhaps trying to "hop" over another aircraft landing the wrong way. Oh I forgot,this is the military and not my nutty backwoods uncontrolled airport where they do that all the time.
Posted by: NortonPete at June 07, 2008 09:24 AM (fVuwW)
24 I'm guessing that those two flight officers bought the life-support maintenance techs for that aircraft some very expensive thank-you gifts. (Life support techs maintain aircraft ejection systems.)
Posted by: baldilocks at June 07, 2008 12:31 PM (4qoDU)
25 Was gona comment on this yesterday... it's interesting reading some of the comments here; I was on the team that designed the Flight Control system on the B2, so I obviously won't say anything further... except that there *are* no ailerons on this plane. Aircraft with no tail combine the elevator/ailerons into "elevons."
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