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Wednesday Before AIPAC: "Jerusalem Must Remain Undivided"
Thursday After Criticsm from Palestinians: Um, Well, Gee, Maybe Not, We'll Have to Negotiate That
Many on the right of the political spectrum among America's Jews welcomed Obama's remarks at AIPAC, but the clarification of his position left several cold. "The Orthodox Union is extremely disappointed in this revision of Senator Obama's important statement about Jerusalem," said Nathan Diament, director of public policy for the Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations. He had sent out a release Wednesday applauding Obama's Jerusalem remarks in front of AIPAC. "In the current context, everyone understands that saying 'Jerusalem... must remain undivided' means that the holy city must remain unified under Israeli rule, as it has been since 1967," Diament explained. "If Senator Obama intended his remarks at AIPAC to be understood in this way, he said nothing that would reasonably lead to such a different interpretation." Morton Klein, president of the Zionist Organization of America and another Jewish activist who had originally lauded Obama's statement, now called the candidate's words "troubling." "It means he used the term inappropriately, possibly to mislead strong supporters of Israel that he supports something he doesn't really believe," Klein charged.Gee, I just can't accept such a tendentious interpretation as possibly being true. This is the Risen Christ of Chicago we're talking about here after all. Does this weakling moron think in advance about a single non-platitudinous burbling that comes out of his mouth? I can't wait to see what promises he makes under pressure or to please his immediate audience and thereby binds the US. Or, who knows, given his gassy stupidity, maybe none of his promises mean anything. Either way, I don't see the point of sending this imbecile nancyboy to negotiate with the fucking Girl Scouts nevermind determined terrorists.
I can see that the Dems already miss the steady hand of Lt. John Kerry at the helm of their windsurfer. -- sherlock
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Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2008 10:49 PM (HkjSo)
Dems, have you all checked whether Cindy Sheehan is still available? She might still be willing to step up to the plate, but then again she might be too principled... or overqualified.
Posted by: sherlock at June 05, 2008 10:49 PM (ojW85)
I love his, “Well, obviously, it’s going to be up to the parties to negotiate a range of these issues. And Jerusalem will be part of those negotiations...”
Why is it 'obvious' asshole when you just said it wouldn't be part of any negotiations?
Just words...dumb, inexperienced words.
Posted by: DrewM. at June 05, 2008 10:52 PM (hlYel)
Posted by: Spartan Fan at June 05, 2008 10:52 PM (7365r)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at June 05, 2008 10:53 PM (5fCrq)
For me anyways. YMMV.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 05, 2008 10:53 PM (JBuzy)
Posted by: Andy at June 05, 2008 10:53 PM (eqdpD)
Posted by: sherlock at June 05, 2008 10:55 PM (ojW85)
Posted by: Nurse Cheri at June 05, 2008 10:56 PM (cz6lG)
Of course, depending on how the chips fall, we may still get to enjoy 4 or 8 years of further rookie mistakes after the election.
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 05, 2008 10:58 PM (KEhg6)
I can't believe how many times Obama sticks his foot in his mouth and then back pedals. He is really stupid. Jerusalem is not negotiable.
Posted by: GRC at June 05, 2008 11:05 PM (/LTbU)
Posted by: rakkim at June 05, 2008 11:06 PM (DWgCd)
Doesn't he even know enough to prepare. I'm not one of those ultra brainy lawyer guys, but when you say something stupid, won't the opposing counsel kinda call you on it and stuff?
Schumer's the same way. I'm sick of it. We need a maximum salary for lawyers and a constitutional amendment to keep 'em out of government.
Posted by: AmishDude at June 05, 2008 11:11 PM (FYT9x)
Posted by: William R at June 05, 2008 11:11 PM (GxJnj)
Posted by: cousinoDinga at June 05, 2008 11:13 PM (+WWwh)
Some guy was on local radio today saying that Obama should choose Biden as his running mate. o_O
Posted by: Gabriel at June 05, 2008 11:13 PM (1Ug6U)
"Rookie mistakes"? Rookies are people who are have earned a spot on the team, know how to play, what the rules are, but are inexperienced at playing in the big leagues.
Obama is not a rookie. Obama is more like a crazy vagrant who has managed to sneak past security into a hospital operating room, and now demands to be handed the scalpel.
Get. The. Fucking. Hook.
ps. Racial harmony? Ummm, well okay, I don't think Obama and his loving "church" have set it back more than say, about 40 years or so?! Such a nice reward the Dems have arranged for the folks whose votes they have owned for those 40 years!
Posted by: sherlock at June 05, 2008 11:18 PM (ojW85)
eh, fuck it, Obama's sacrosancitfications
Nothing new there at that link you haven't seen here or elsewhere -- don't click it. I just figured I would get "sancrosanctification" into the vocabulary and stake my claim on it.
Carry on.
Posted by: hit and run at June 05, 2008 11:18 PM (wcOAw)
Posted by: John McCain at June 05, 2008 11:18 PM (7rbe9)
I swear, this guy's like a group of chimps flinging shit at each other... but the chimps actually make sense once in a while.
Posted by: Diderot's Dog at June 05, 2008 11:26 PM (1FH/2)
A valid point. I stand corrected!
It was clear from his speech at the 2004 convention that he was being groomed for the Presidency, but at the time I would have bet good money that he'd take some time to gain experience, maybe try for a Governorship, and generally do all the things befitting a man who would be President. Shame on me.
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 05, 2008 11:27 PM (KEhg6)
As for you Didorot, you're not even a faggot.
Posted by: BlacquesJacquesShellacques at June 05, 2008 11:30 PM (I/f2j)
Posted by: sherlock at June 05, 2008 11:33 PM (ojW85)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 05, 2008 11:33 PM (Bivii)
AmishDude at June 05, 2008 11:11 PM
This is why he became a law professor. Law students can't generally be expected to call out a prof. for being ignorant. As the saying goes, those who can't do, teach (or run for the democratic nomination).
Posted by: Xander Crews at June 05, 2008 11:37 PM (A2zj6)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 05, 2008 11:38 PM (Bivii)
Posted by: Diderot's Dog at June 05, 2008 11:39 PM (1FH/2)
Hey, I finally got to read one of Diderot's Droolings before it gets fixed.
I think I'll wait a bit longer before reading comments in the future.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at June 05, 2008 11:39 PM (pY77a)
It ought to be pointed out though he was smart enough to have an adviser state this - not spout it off directly. If you want to really nail him on it, somebody needs to follow this up.
Posted by: AD at June 05, 2008 11:40 PM (vYzH/)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 05, 2008 11:41 PM (kHYr0)
Posted by: pistolero at June 05, 2008 11:41 PM (hBUN7)
4 years ago this Obama polesmoker was passing out leaflets and chinese menus in Chicago; now he's divvying up Jerusalem for the palestinians? Who the fuck does this asshole think he is?
Oh that's right- He is our next President.
Posted by: Jones at June 05, 2008 11:41 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Aubrey at June 05, 2008 11:41 PM (B4e7Q)
Back on point, that is the really weird thing about Obama. If he does a full term in the senate and gets easily reelected he could have walked into the white house in 2016 and he would only be 54. Instead he is Ned Lamont writ large, a totally naive, one trick pony creature of the Koskids. He already has the nomination but he's still running left, changing his position to the left every time someone points out he is actually being realistic for once. 5 more months of this and he will spend October campaigning in Mass and Minn to insure he does better than Mondale or McGovern.
Posted by: John McCain at June 05, 2008 11:42 PM (7rbe9)
Posted by: AD at June 05, 2008 11:47 PM (vYzH/)
And yet, the vast majority of Jews in this country will line up like lapdogs and vote for him, wait and see.
Dog. Eat Dog.
Posted by: mikeyslaw at June 05, 2008 11:51 PM (4L6/9)
Posted by: Harun at June 05, 2008 11:54 PM (N5FnV)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2008 11:54 PM (zift0)
It can't be that he is just an ignorant putz cause the media would report that, right?
DKK
Posted by: LifeTrek at June 06, 2008 12:02 AM (tJTIW)
B'sides it's just an act. Like when you get pinched for the first time. You have to act craaaaazy just so the other inmates don't mess with you, see? He's zigging and zagging, messin' with their minds. They're all, "What iz he doing? Half then not half. This cat is loco, ese!"
Obama: strong, smart, look over there!
Posted by: adamthemad at June 06, 2008 12:04 AM (FBhoV)
Posted by: Bmeuppls at June 06, 2008 12:05 AM (8nB5X)
Let he who is without sin, cast the first Jew under the bus.
--The Gospel of Barack, Chapter 4, Verse 3.
Posted by: DelD at June 06, 2008 12:06 AM (jt9I3)
Posted by: That Bus at June 06, 2008 12:08 AM (c55NW)
Hey, don't you know? Barack's middle name is no longer Hussein: in an attempt to pander to the Joooos, it's Yahweh.
But since talking about it would be a "distraction", it's to be written Y*h*w*h or, better still, JHWH, the Ineffable Name.
(Sadly, "effable" is how most of America's gay community regards him.)
Meanwhile, tonight Barack's visiting in DC with Hillary, who is providing entertainment in the form of grainy black-and-white films of Michelle him with a donkey in Tijuana.
The score thus far:
Hillary: Infinity
Barack: Dick
Posted by: fulldroolcup at June 06, 2008 12:16 AM (CU7SK)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 06, 2008 12:42 AM (1sRct)
If I may be so bold as to coin a new catch phrase, these bold statements (Wright, Trinity, Ayers, unified Jerusalem, ad nauseum) followed almost immediately by the oh-so-predictable reversal shall be known as:
Baraktracks
Posted by: Roachman at June 06, 2008 12:47 AM (R4yYw)
Posted by: cUnTpUnChEr at June 06, 2008 12:53 AM (VYeTo)
Posted by: Diderot's Dog at June 05, 2008 11:39 PM (1FH/2)
Huh? The troll - fu is not strong with this one.
Posted by: fugazi at June 06, 2008 12:58 AM (3Zuwa)
Posted by: pendejo grande at June 06, 2008 01:00 AM (l/U9W)
“Two principles should apply to any outcome,” which the adviser gave as: “Jerusalem remains Israel’s capital and it’s not going to be divided by barbed wire and checkpoints as it was in 1948-1967.”
Who is proposing Israel separate Jerusalem with barbed wire? Maybe someone has, but I missed it. And, of course, this statement leaves open the door for dividing it with concrete barriers, a no man's zone loaded with mines, or a modern day electronic fence instead of barbed wire. Bambi, always leave them scratching their heads so there is wiggle room to "re-re-re-re-clarify" his stance on an issue.
Posted by: Sara at June 06, 2008 01:05 AM (Wi/N0)
Yeah, they can't wait to hang out with people who refer to them that way.
Posted by: Sara at June 06, 2008 01:07 AM (Wi/N0)
Could BHO possibly do the impossible? Could he get the Hebes to vote Republican in mass?
Yeah, they can't wait to hang out with people who refer to them that way.
Thanks, I was wondering why such a majority of American Jews vote so consistently for people who would sell them down the river in the blink of an eye. One guy calling them "Hebes" did all that, huh? Sounds like a bit of an overreaction if you ask me, but what would I know, I just support Israel because it is the only democracy in that whole part of the world, and because I know that if the USA ever really got attacked bigtime, Israel would be one of the few we could count on, along with Oz, and maybe for a few more years, the UK.
Posted by: sherlock at June 06, 2008 01:28 AM (ojW85)
Posted by: sherlock at June 06, 2008 01:31 AM (ojW85)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heeb_Magazine
http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Hebe
And Hebe is apparently the Greek goddess of youth.
Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2008 03:11 AM (N5FnV)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/jackson.htm
Posted by: Merovign at June 06, 2008 03:31 AM (yi5TD)
Remember Chevy Chase doing Gerald Ford as a brainless moron on SNL?
Well, doesn't that come a lot closer to the Barry we know?
I think it does. It would be way to un-PC to parody Barry in that way, because we know how the blacks have trouble in school and we, as white people, need to be careful about how we talk about their intelligence, etc, etc.
It was my understanding that there would be no math.
LIBERTY! Come here!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at June 06, 2008 05:01 AM (vFeQi)
I asked, "So you were voting for GOP before that?"
He changed the subject.
Posted by: Tushar at June 06, 2008 06:46 AM (DWXGz)
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at June 06, 2008 07:09 AM (xXgwk)
Berry admitted himself to be a BONEHEAD who just can't help himself from committing BONEHEADED mistakes.
B is for Bonehead
H is for Hussy
O is for Oaf
But of course, the list goes on.
Posted by: maverick muse at June 06, 2008 07:10 AM (1cbR0)
Baracktrack - heh heh heh...
Posted by: joe at June 06, 2008 07:53 AM (YcIuv)
Posted by: Ann NY at June 06, 2008 08:06 AM (SPfHA)
Acc. to Drudge the inadequate black man gets about a 5 point bounce in the newest Rasmussen polling leading McCain 48 to 43%
Meh.
In this anti GOP atmosphere the black guy should have double digit lead
Posted by: TMF at June 06, 2008 08:17 AM (KTgUG)
FDR was repeatedly asked to bomb the rail lines going into Auschwitz to impede the flow of the (soon to be) victim's trains. We were in the vicinity anyway, frequently working over the AG Farbin plant just down the road, and designating those rail lines as a secondary target would have been an easy call.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 08:24 AM (c55NW)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 08:25 AM (c55NW)
All we need to do now is to get Adam Sandler to stand at some benefit with a uncomfortably silent Mike Myers and proclaim that "Barrack Obama hates Jewish people" to make the thing come full circle.
In fact, I think I smell a photoshop.
Posted by: Rob B at June 06, 2008 09:16 AM (q32Ly)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2008 09:18 AM (qcmfH)
It still befuddles me why, why the majority of Joo's vote democrat.
Posted by: Esteban at June 06, 2008 09:36 AM (X7Ey1)
The purpose of the camps was well understood by 1943 and the IG Farbin plant had been rendered effectively inoperative by continuous worker sabotage. No bombing of that plant was needed at all.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 10:02 AM (c55NW)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 10:07 AM (c55NW)
AAF had nothing to do with it. The humanitarian requests for a few bombing runs against the railway lines (or even designation as secondary targets) were made at the highest levels (FDR/Hull) and were refused at that level.
There were hundreds of bombing missions being run in the area. Designating a secondary for a handful of them would have been nothing.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 06, 2008 10:17 AM (c55NW)
Posted by: RobG at June 06, 2008 10:28 AM (6Oq7N)
Posted by: Hammer at June 06, 2008 10:28 AM (8nB5X)
Posted by: MarkD at June 06, 2008 10:52 AM (MMy4A)
Dinkens was a failure in every way you can imagine -
Oh, but the healing! The mystical, magical, deep-heating power of his healingness. He was bringing us together. All of us. Now that we had a black mayor in New York, everything, everything was better!
This at the time when New York City was experiencing some of it's worst racial incidents, and failing at every level of civic function. The media propped that jackass up for years.
Just prepare to have your heads explode on a daily basis should BO win.
Posted by: rinseandspit at June 06, 2008 10:57 AM (S4WzI)
Any Jew so freaking stupid to actually think that any Pro-Israel comments that BHO made at a pandering event were true and from the heart is too freaking stupid to vote, speak in public, or claim to be "from the right".
Posted by: Smarty at June 06, 2008 11:02 AM (Jk5cI)
Posted by: Some Guy Named Ryan or Something at June 06, 2008 11:04 AM (l3IrE)
The Sonderkommando's union probably lobbied him not to.
(Let us not forget Weiss, and his attitude that he would rather see the Jews all murdered in Germany than to flee in another diaspora).
Posted by: Smarty at June 06, 2008 11:09 AM (Jk5cI)
Vote that MF in! Drink your sake, tie on your headband and let's get this party charged and large.
Quickest way around the fire is though it and all Johnny's gonna do is make it hurt longer.
Posted by: LF Mayor at June 06, 2008 11:51 AM (AkPCZ)
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at June 06, 2008 12:01 PM (W54Uh)
The story goes it was James Baker, and he said "Fuck the Jews, they don't vote for us anyway." Which isn't anti-semitism so much as, um, a fact. Though Baker certainly seems aligned with the anti-Israel wing of the party.
There is no political reason for the Republicans to support Israel. Certainly far more votes could be had by playing to anti-Israel Muslims. It's a position of pure principle.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2008 01:08 PM (aEOLm)
Just prepare to have your heads explode on a daily basis should BO win."
BUT, look at what happened afterwards, Giuliani cleaning up NYC in a way that had not been seen in my lifetime....
Posted by: Ann NY at June 06, 2008 02:24 PM (SPfHA)
In fact, up until 9/11 they were very much a GOP voting block in the country.
Posted by: Ann NY at June 06, 2008 02:25 PM (SPfHA)
Who was? Jews or anti-Israel Muslims?
Posted by: Hartsfeld at June 06, 2008 03:10 PM (Vi57P)
anti-Israeli Muslims, for some reason. I don't know why, but they were.
Posted by: Ann NY at June 06, 2008 06:25 PM (SPfHA)
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