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Nancy Pelosi Puts Credit for Surge's Success Where It Belongs: The Goodwill of IRAN

Oh. My. God.

Having blurted out, probably accidentally, that the surge was in fact successful, Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants now scrambles to credit the enemy nation murdering our troops with the victory our troops accomplished through blood, sweat, tears, and more blood.

It's not our troops. It's not Petraeus' leadership. It's not the Iraqis turning on the Al Qaeda murderers. No -- it's Iran's goodwill.

Well, the purpose of the surge was to provide a secure space, a time for the political change to occur to accomplish the reconciliation. That didn’t happen. Whatever the military success, and progress that may have been made, the surge didn’t accomplish its goal.

And some of the success of the surge is that the goodwill of the Iranians-they decided in Basra when the fighting would end, they negotiated that cessation of hostilities-the Iranians.

Pardon my blasphemy but Jesus Christ All Mighty.

Will she also thank Al Qaeda for scaling back its beheadings and bombings?

Let's check in with one of our best officers on Iran's boundless "goodwill:"

[T]his sometimes happens in the media when you see the word “alleged” in front of when you know in line of Iranian activity, I was just want to say, come on, man. Because you know if I was, as an Army Colonel to say something, to make a statement about that, there would always be some sort of effort to confirm what I’m saying.

In the case of what Iran is doing in Iraq, it is so damn obvious to anybody who wants to look into it, I think, that is drop the word “alleged” and say what they’re doing, which is, we know for a fact organizing and directing operations against the government of Iraq and against our forces.

Maybe this is why Obama is so eager to meet Ahmadinejad -- he wants to give him a thank you gift.

Now on Drudge... with red font. Upper right hand of page.

peaceinourtime.jpg
Nancy Pelosi proudly declares Iran has agreed to a 25% reduction
in the terror-bomb murdering of our troops. She says she hopes that
further "goodwill" from Iran might result in 33% reductions in the "near furture." ""With further careful diplomacy," she says, "it could be that only 15-25 American troops are being murdered by our Iranian friends per month."

Pic Credit: The Slublog Collection.


UPDATE [Dave in Texas]: several moron commenters provide a link to the audio of the interview, it's 80 minutes long or so, catmman says jump to the 62 min mark.

Posted by: Ace at 02:41 PM



Comments

1 And where would the dumbass and gutless wonders otherwise known as the republican party be on this?

Posted by: tomk59 at May 29, 2008 02:45 PM (iHSs0)

2 Rove, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: roy at May 29, 2008 02:46 PM (cB77O)

3 Oh, and thanks to Emperor Hirohito for ending WWII and being such a swell guy.

Posted by: stinky esposito at May 29, 2008 02:46 PM (eKANB)

4 I know she has a big set, but they're fake?

Posted by: Mike in Chicago at May 29, 2008 02:47 PM (/L1AV)

5 Oh yay.  Just think of disaster(s) when Obama wins.....

Posted by: This&That at May 29, 2008 02:47 PM (MSMPS)

6 How do people this stupid remember to breathe?

Posted by: XBradTC at May 29, 2008 02:47 PM (kddTy)

7 The C word is too good for her.

Posted by: dri at May 29, 2008 02:47 PM (qu/jV)

8 video of this?

Posted by: Mike in Chicago at May 29, 2008 02:48 PM (/L1AV)

9 tipped Andy Breitbart at Drudge...

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2008 02:49 PM (aEOLm)

10 Even I can't shut that pie hole.  Stupid slunt.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Cock at May 29, 2008 02:49 PM (3Wewy)

11 "The Goodwill of the Iranians".  If that doesn't become the "our inordinate fear of Communism" of the 00s, then we lose.

Posted by: Joe Marier at May 29, 2008 02:50 PM (dr1s2)

12 Just wow.. i shouldnt be shocked but some here i am shocked that someone that claims to be an american would give any credit to our enemies...

Posted by: Proudly Served in Iraq at May 29, 2008 02:52 PM (+7oCm)

13 Pelosi, the gift that keeps on giving, just like herpes.

Posted by: GarandFan at May 29, 2008 02:53 PM (eJ32B)

14 Is it really necessary to hate George Bush that fucking much?

Posted by: Eleven at May 29, 2008 02:53 PM (7DB+a)

15 Again, think this will get any play? Think any repub will jump all over this, perhaps if she thinks killing our troops has been helpful?

Posted by: tomk59 at May 29, 2008 02:53 PM (iHSs0)

16

After Nancy Pelosi’s post-Iraq hat trick, there’s really no need for Barack Obama to make this trip after all.

Is key here.  This is in response to the McCain calls to for Obama to visit Iraq with him.  She's laying the groundwork for Obama to go and say "I don't know what Iraq McCain visted but the one I visted was..."

Posted by: SpecKane at May 29, 2008 02:53 PM (EXmrR)

17

Hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we make her third in the line of succession to be Commander in Chief?

What's that? Really? Oh, fuck!!!!1!1!

Cheney, get your ass back to that "undisclosed location."

Posted by: Andy at May 29, 2008 02:56 PM (E0eIc)

18
Thanks Nancy!

Posted by: Mr Minority at May 29, 2008 02:57 PM (rV8wK)

19 Breitbart just put it up.

Posted by: ace at May 29, 2008 02:58 PM (aEOLm)

20 Anyone else having trouble getting on Commentary?

Posted by: Benson at May 29, 2008 03:00 PM (qzcNU)

21 OK, got it back up again.

Posted by: Benson at May 29, 2008 03:01 PM (qzcNU)

22 You know what?  Fuck you, democrats.  You have committed to dishonesty on Iraq.  You deny deny deny any good works because you have invested yourselves in defeat.  Why would you do that?  Why would you invest yourself in a defeat of the USA?  Fuck you.  Get out of this country and rot.  You propagandizing for anti-American terrorists and dictators.  Nancy Pelosi, you are a bad person.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 29, 2008 03:02 PM (PDeVA)

23 Is the woman off her meds?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 29, 2008 03:02 PM (pmtKk)

24 I wonder if the newly ballsy white house press office will do something about this?  Any normal republican president not named Bush would jump all over this and make it known what a joke Pelosi is.

I mean, it's pathetic, the media will mindlessly yap up "outrage," over how Bush may have obliquely referred to Atheist-Jesus in a speech in Isreal, but no power on earth can get them to even shrug when a democrat acts treasonously. 

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2008 03:05 PM (QxSug)

25

Dear Xerxes,

Due to your unprecedented generosity and goodwill, myself and 300 of my fellow countrymen will be recorded in the annals of history. On behalf of my fellow Spartans, I can't thank you enough.

Posted by: King Leonidas of Sparta at May 29, 2008 03:10 PM (BnZUW)

26

I think I'd still bang Susan Sarandon.

Posted by: Sir Rev. Dr. E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at May 29, 2008 03:12 PM (sf4Oe)

27 I don't see it on Drudge anymore.

Posted by: Benson at May 29, 2008 03:13 PM (qzcNU)

28

At least she didn't credit the democrat congress for the success of the surge.     

Posted by: Pupster at May 29, 2008 03:16 PM (F5GQ3)

29 >>>At least she didn't credit the democrat congress for the success of the surge.

Tomato, tahmahtoh.

I think Commentary crashed from the drudge-o-lanche.  He may be linking the original source now.


Posted by: ace at May 29, 2008 03:18 PM (aEOLm)

30

I guess the obvious media follow-up was missed:

"So, Speaker Pelosi, you admit that the surge was successful due to the graciousness of Iran intervening for peace.

I must ask - what exactly took Iran so long to make peace?  If Iran is indeed credited for the success of the surge as you suggest, what was the catalyst for the Iranians to end hostilities in Basra?  If it wasn't the increased numbers of American troops and the re-adjustment of American and coalition strategy what was it exactly?

Are you now admitting that the Iranians were a primary factor in the prolonging of said hostilities in Basra and other parts of Iraq prior to the surge?

Haven't you and other Democrats insisted that Iran had nothing to do with hostilities in Iraq?"

Watch the old crone's head explode over that one...

Posted by: catmman at May 29, 2008 03:19 PM (yC6np)

31 Sir Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq:  That might be fun for you, but would you really want Tim Robbins sitting there watching you bang her?  I hear he likes that.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 29, 2008 03:20 PM (UioS4)

32 Those are decent follow-up questions, Catmman.  Unfortunately, the media's follow-up will just be a slurping sound.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 29, 2008 03:20 PM (PDeVA)

33

At least she didn't credit the democrat congress for the success of the surge.     

She knew no one would believe that.


Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 29, 2008 03:21 PM (IuKAf)

34 And its the Republicans who are set for record losses?

Posted by: Iblis at May 29, 2008 03:23 PM (9221z)

35

"...the Iranians - they decided in Basra when the fighting would end..."

What were the Iranians doing in Basra? 

Was a formal delegation of diplomats sent there to negotiate?  IMO, Nancy just confirmed we are at war with Iran.

 

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2008 03:24 PM (gjLdu)

36

Three FUCKING days after Memorial Day.

Somebody go work zombie voodoo over Aaron Burr's grave...maybe he'll rise from the dead and shoot her. He plugged Hamilton for a lot less.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at May 29, 2008 03:25 PM (GrBA3)

37 What a freaking idiot.

Posted by: whatthecrap? at May 29, 2008 03:26 PM (OW1jF)

38 Oh wait, if Iran has developed such good will for the new Iraqi direction, doesn't that mean that the Bush administration's diplomatic efforts are a success?

Holy Shit! 

On one hand, the surge worked militarily, and Bush did something that was politically risky and strategically farsighted, showing true leadership and poise.

Or.

On the other hand, Bush's diplomacy has worked mightily, pulling off the sort of change that Odumbo can only hope for by getting Iran to unilaterally drawdown their support of terror in Iraq, showing true statesmanship on the part of the white house. 

Since nancy can't think t

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2008 03:28 PM (QxSug)

39 The moment that the MSM started the Pelosi tonguebath in 2006, all about how she's from hardy political stock, her mandate, etc. . .I knew she was a fucking lightweight hack.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at May 29, 2008 03:28 PM (TXp3z)

40 Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. If she is not struck down immediately by lightening, then there is no God.

Bush and the RNC needs to come out and tear this hack apart. Every day. As long as Pelosi is in office. Bush specifically should read those statements from the bully pulpit every morning and mock her mercilessly.

The Left's politics is killing this nation.

Un-freaking-believable.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2008 03:29 PM (Uy68a)

41 Nancy seems unable to think for herself, so I don't count on her figuring out any problem beyond a one step reduction of Bush Bad, do 180 degrees of what Bush did.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2008 03:29 PM (QxSug)

42 This kind of reminds me of, what, a year or so ago when Pelosi went to Syria for a couple of rounds of tonsil hockey with Baby boy Assad. I remember thinking, WTF? I mean, whatever happened to the Logan Act?

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 29, 2008 03:32 PM (FO+YO)

43

do 180 degrees of what Bush did.
 

That's the philosophy of the entire Democratic Party today. Every thing conservatives support, the Dems are dead set against due to nothing more than contrarianism. And the majority of GOP congressmen are too soft to rip them on it. Throw every son of a bitch up there out of office.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 29, 2008 03:35 PM (BnZUW)

44

I can't wait to hear all of her fellow Democrat's throw her under the collective bus over the next few days.  I'll bet even Kucinich when asked if he agrees will be like "Ah, yeah I believe in aliens and the tri-lateral commission but I'm not f#cking that crazy, and for the record something about those eyes always creeped me out".

Posted by: Big E at May 29, 2008 03:39 PM (uw1/g)

45 to quote my brother who is a United States Marine: "Dude that Bitch should shot and hung from her Entrails". the more i read that the more enraged i become. Only in california (well maybe mass and NY) would she get elected. i am fairly certain that this comment locked up her re election...... What a C***

Posted by: Proudly Served in Iraq at May 29, 2008 03:39 PM (+7oCm)

46 Please, please please please God, let there be video and audio of this.

Oh, and in Your Bountiful Mercy, please let the Republicans not be stupid and actually use this in a commercial depicting what we can expect from an Obama administration with a Dim controlled Congress.

Amen.

Posted by: rinseandspit at May 29, 2008 03:44 PM (ao5cQ)

47

Fine, Nancy.  How about I beat you with and aluminum baseball bat, but out of goodwill scale back and switch to an axe handle.  Will that win me your praises in front of Congress, you vapid cunt?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 29, 2008 03:44 PM (plsiE)

48 This is another indication that an Obama presidency opens the door to the next Conservative WH (not to be confused with a McCain WH), and then next Republican majority.

The dems just cannot help themselves. They are on the brink of completely showing who they are, what they stand for, who they stand with, and what their true vision for the country is.

These people aren't evil. They are simply true believers that the only reason Socialism hasn't yet worked is because it just hasn't been done right, or hasn't been done by the right people. It's not that they are for our Nation's enemies, so much as they share a common enemy with the likes of Iran, North Korea, Venezuela... : U.S. Conservatism.

But they have been conscious of the fact that their beliefs are anathema to the average American, and have followed the strategy of incrementalism masterfully.

They are so close to their goal now, that they appear to be ready to do what stupid politicians always do: snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Why let a McCain presidency ruin this opportunity to not only out the Dem leadership as the Socialists they are, but to also wipe the slate of as many current useless Republicans as possible? In 2 to 4 years, we will have the opportunity to start over with fresh faces.

Posted by: krakatoa at May 29, 2008 03:45 PM (/FUhT)

49

Hmmmm, entrails . . .

Posted by: Bhudda in a Chariot Driven Side-Car at May 29, 2008 03:45 PM (UioS4)

50 Is this what it felt like to live in France in 1939?

Posted by: Potosi Joel at May 29, 2008 03:45 PM (TPRbZ)

51

Did it occur to the "journalists" interviewing her to ask whether the reason why Iran negotiated the cessession of hostilities in Basra was b/c they were a "principle" in the fighting?

When a boxes wins b/c the opponent's manager "throws in the towel", is it customary to credit the victory to the other guy's manager?

 

Posted by: Michael K at May 29, 2008 03:46 PM (H6VxR)

52

She's a mick from Balitmore who married a rich wop.  Oh, she's a democrat also, three time loser. If only the wizard could give her a brain.

Did I leave anyone out to offend?  She reprensents a Ghey district, what do you expect.

Posted by: Kempermanx at May 29, 2008 03:49 PM (qvT/A)

53 The only reason we won the battle of the battle of Midway was the goodwill of the Laotians

Posted by: F. Neitszche at May 29, 2008 03:56 PM (KTgUG)

54

I can see where she's coming from.  She's hoping a little stroke will help develop some kind of Iranian peace overture.  She's being what she considers to be "smart, politically" by getting "in front of the curve".

Hope.  It's audacious.

Posted by: Dogstar at May 29, 2008 04:02 PM (FgxdU)

55

Why in blue hell is this not on Drudge or the Fox News website??

HERE'S THE GODDAMN AUDIO FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS IT.

The interview was a podcast for SFGate.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at May 29, 2008 04:02 PM (GrBA3)

56

This is another indication that an Obama presidency opens the door to the next Conservative WH (not to be confused with a McCain WH), and then next Republican majority.

I don't totally disagree with you there, krakatoa, but consider this: President Obama could do unfathomable damage in 4 years. Two SC Justices will be replaced in that time, and we saw what Jimmy Carter did to the US military and the US economy in 4 years. That's not even broaching the subject of the war on terror, which will all but cease with that jagoff in charge.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 29, 2008 04:05 PM (d38jD)

57

Krakatoa, I -

Just.  I mean...can you understand...?  Look.  How can you...?  It's just that I think...

Ah, nevermind.

We both dislike McCain.  I guess I'll just focus on that.

Posted by: Rocketeer at May 29, 2008 04:07 PM (GFaLW)

58

There is audio at this link:

Fast forward to the -62 minute mark

I listened to other snippets from this gem.  Did you know we (the US) have NO, ZERO, ZIP, NADA combat ready units in the US right now to "protect our interests overseas" because of the war in Iraq?

I couldn't take anymore after finding the audio of the part for the story we're all commenting on.

The transcript is supposed to be published tomorrow.

It will be a GOLDMINE! 

If only we use it!

Posted by: catmman at May 29, 2008 04:08 PM (yC6np)

59 Good thing the Iranians and Nancy are on our side, we'd be fucked otherwise.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 29, 2008 04:10 PM (c55NW)

60 And i thought Congress had already done its all, but apparently, there is more.

Posted by: Penfold at May 29, 2008 04:10 PM (lF2Kk)

61

Won't in be great when Nancy gets even more seats in the next election? Maybe we can nominate Amahdinejad for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Thanks, Republican Party.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at May 29, 2008 04:11 PM (2OePS)

62 Obama said Iran was a small country. How could they have the power to do anything? Democrats, I'm confused!!!!

Posted by: liontooth at May 29, 2008 04:15 PM (n3pxb)

63 Nothing on Drudge

Posted by: lonetown at May 29, 2008 04:15 PM (6q//N)

64 Goodwill is a charitable way of saying "abandoned in humiliation and shame."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 29, 2008 04:16 PM (7QZfU)

65

One word for Pelosi's comments:

 

Sedition.

Posted by: Just sayin' at May 29, 2008 04:17 PM (jsQJn)

66 You freakin' wingnuts!!11!

It's WELL-KNOWN FACT that al Qaeda hit the WTC at 9 AM to minimize casualties because they know Americans are a lazy, slothful bunch of drunkards who would oversleep and still be eating their jewwy bagels driving their gas guzzlers to work.

Did we show similar compassion with this so-called surge?  No we fucking killed them all dead.  What?  Where am I?  Are those my eyes?  I mean the Iranians killed them all.  What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What?  BUGS! BUGS! BUGS!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 29, 2008 04:20 PM (QcPNi)

67

Why let a McCain presidency ruin this opportunity to not only out the Dem leadership as the Socialists they are, but to also wipe the slate of as many current useless Republicans as possible? In 2 to 4 years, we will have the opportunity to start over with fresh faces.

krakatoa at May 29, 2008 03:45 PM (/FUhT)

And some of the success of the conservatives is that the goodwill of the Democrats-they decided to elect Obama and screw up the country- the Democrats.

Posted by: same logic at May 29, 2008 04:23 PM (m2CN7)

68 the bitch is stoned at the controls.  who the hell does she think she is to take credit from our soldiers and the rational iraqi people.  someone should knock the bitch out.   better yet, send the bitch there witha thank you card, lets see the reception she gets.

Posted by: luva the scissors at May 29, 2008 04:27 PM (UhtZb)

69

It's on Best of the Web at WSJ's Opinion Journal, with audio clip.

 

http://online.wsj.com/article/best_of_the_web_today.html

Posted by: The Entire South Side of Chicago at May 29, 2008 04:27 PM (WTn2v)

70 Think about who she was talking to...the SF Chron. There she is free to speak her heart (which I hear is two sizes too small), but once she's out in public, she can go back to saying Bush bad...McCain four more years of Bush...or whatever their talking points, but without really letting us halfwits that think the US is a force to be reckoned with how she really feels

Posted by: fallout (eatin) boy at May 29, 2008 04:30 PM (82iEI)

71 one can only hope that if W doesn't care enough to hammer the democrats on this or to hammer the media on their portrayal of the war, that McCain would find it prudent to start doing so because otherwise the myth of the Bush albatross will become reality because someone has to defend the last seven years.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 29, 2008 04:30 PM (QxSug)

72

Look, if I threw a lightning bolt every time an asswipe Democrat richly deserved it, what would I be doing all the damn time?  Duuuhhh, throwing fucking lighning bolts, and filling heaven up with whiners, that's what!

Besides, my wrist is sore from giving all those nightime emisssions handjobs.  Seriously, do I have to do everything around here?

Posted by: God at May 29, 2008 04:34 PM (Nyx5A)

73 Thanks Nancy!

Posted by: Ahma Dinnerjacket at May 29, 2008 04:41 PM (rgZbD)

74 Fuck this motherfucking shit!!!  I'm fighting in this god damn  war and my civilian overloads are spewing motherfucking shit like this!!!???  I have such an overwhelming urge to just turn in my Wings and start attacking these worthless pieces of shit that originally voted to put us there in the first place!!!  I'm so angry right now that I actually want to start hurting journalists and politicians.

Posted by: CDR M at May 29, 2008 04:45 PM (TJoU6)

75

Who has got the bigger Anti-American jugs?

Sarandon or Pelosi?

If you read this gals, even though you have some mileage, I'd still brumski the hell out of your funbags.

Posted by: Sir Rev. Dr. E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at May 29, 2008 04:45 PM (sf4Oe)

76 I see by the old clock on the wall that it's time to question her patriotism.

Posted by: stinky esposito at May 29, 2008 04:51 PM (eKANB)

77 Nancy Lugosi strikes (fear into the hearts of Americans) again.

Posted by: RickZ at May 29, 2008 04:52 PM (QUOWj)

78

Cheney, get your ass back to that "undisclosed location."

I got it covered.

 

I think I'd still bang Susan Sarandon.

I said I got it covered.  Big Time.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Cock at May 29, 2008 04:52 PM (3Wewy)

79 And yet, were I to kill her, I would be accused of a crime!

Posted by: MMShillelagh at May 29, 2008 04:57 PM (RFY4o)

80 Yes, God. Yes you do.

Besides, can't you just stow the whiners in a holding pattern somewhere? No one's going to recruit Betelgeuse to bail 'em out, and Juno is certain to be booked up for the next millennium. Maybe The Witchdoctor can do some of the dirty work for you and shrink her head to match her brain size. (I'm certain the superstructure of botox and spackling will fold under his spells.) Delegating responsibility is the key to success.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 29, 2008 04:57 PM (Uy68a)

81 Get me a horse and a bola, and I'll take care of it.

Posted by: Monkey-brained robot at May 29, 2008 05:07 PM (gjLdu)

82 20 years ago I'd have taken Sarandon for a roll.  Today, not so much.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 29, 2008 05:21 PM (c55NW)

83 7 The C word is too good for her.

Posted by: dri

Communist?

 

And the Dhimmicrats wonder why the military hates the Donkey Party.

Posted by: KingShamus at May 29, 2008 05:48 PM (rSqDf)

84 Democrats are traitors.

Posted by: thebronze at May 29, 2008 05:53 PM (17zSz)

85 FIT THAT BITCH FOR KNEEPADS

Posted by: along came Jones at May 29, 2008 05:59 PM (KrEjG)

86 Pelosi is a monkey-fucking crack whore.

I know that San Francisco isn't actually going to fall into the sea, the fault goes North-South not Up-Down, but I can hope.

I have about as much good will for the Democrats as the Iranians do for Americans.

Pelosi probably thinks that means I would throw her a rope if she was drowning.

And I would. Both ends, coiled. Maybe tied in a knot.

Posted by: Merovign at May 29, 2008 05:59 PM (doq4m)

87 Ok it's on Brit Hume.

Posted by: spenn at May 29, 2008 06:02 PM (QIfim)

88

CDR M, I fully understand your impulse to visit violence on the left but you should instead take great solace in the idea that your very success drives Nancy and the rest to distraction.

Thankyou for your service and hang in there.

 

Posted by: captkidney at May 29, 2008 06:35 PM (rK6wZ)

89 Pelosi makes a cunning stunt of a statement...

Posted by: Thea-Logical at May 29, 2008 06:40 PM (N0hv7)

90 Time to muster a vigilance committee. 3-7-77

Posted by: GM CASSEL AMH1(AW) USN RET at May 29, 2008 06:44 PM (+rpJq)

91 I'm so angry right now that I actually want to start hurting journalists and politicians.

Perfectly understandable, but the fact that you're doing so well makes them say this kind of crap. Like kidney says, the very good you do is what makes them crazy. Think of them not as irresponsible adults but as mongoloid children. They're too intellectually and morally immature to comprehend the world around them beyond Manhattan cocktail parties and Democratic buddies around the water cooler. They just do not and I suspect many cannot deal with reality so they try vainly to substitute their own.

I can't find the exact quote but there was a kickass one from Lawrence of Arabia's book in which he pointed out the simpering academics and weak fools are momentarily silenced during crisis and war, but build in voice, particularly after the war, trying to make everything go back the way it was. C.S. Lewis suggests in The Screwtape Letters that the Devil is only able to quash the concept of heroism and virtue being good until a great crisis arises, when everyone sees how foolish that idea is once more. In the end, the truth always comes out.

You keep doing what you do, and ignore these fools. We'll keep doing our best here and where we meet the future is born.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 29, 2008 06:56 PM (7QZfU)

92 There will be no peace in the Middle East until Democrats learn to love their country more than they hate George Bush.

Posted by: drjohn at May 29, 2008 08:26 PM (kR4kM)

93

Un freakin' believeable.  No, scratch that.  TOO freakin' believeable.

I now harbor a nightmare image of a history class, 200 years in the future, where the beginning fall of the Roman empire is compared with the conjunction of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate, and the election in 2008 of a Democrat to the executive.

It may be time for the collective willful ignorance of our nation's people to finally end from within what the British couldn't stop from starting, what slavery couldn't tear asunder, and what defeated both facism and communism in the 20th century.  We have become so coddled and distracted that we can no longer be bothered to think.

Posted by: Yashmak at May 29, 2008 08:46 PM (ZaGMX)

94 "Nancy just confirmed we are at war with Iran."

We need confirmation of that?  We've been at war with Iran since 1979.  Anyone who thinks otherwise is either ignorant, naive, or insane.

Posted by: Dave J at May 29, 2008 08:49 PM (glamO)

95 I don't endorse what Pelosi said, it was not helpful, but also not untrue.

Like it or not, the Iranians could ratchet it up on US forces in a couple of hours.

They have weapons caches and personnel in place, especially in the south.

Our helicopters fly at Iran's sufferance.

Posted by: icus at May 29, 2008 11:13 PM (kEbop)

96 Take what comfort you can in the fact that there is a special place in Hell waiting for her, and others like her.

With any luck, she'll get there sooner than later.

BTW everyone, ignore Post #95, it's just something that needs two flushes...don't feed the troll.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 30, 2008 12:17 AM (fenBi)

97

"There was once, O men of Athens, something in the minds of the people that is no longer there --something that defeated the might and wealth of Persia, that vindicated the liberty of Greece, the was never conquered on land or sea, and that is now gone, leaving all Greece in turmoil and dismay.

"And what was that? Nothing elaborate or abstruse, but the simple fact all men hated those who took bribes from the seekers of power and the agents of subversion. That was accounted the greatest of crimes, so that he who was convicted of having been corrupted of bribes or by favors was condemned to the ultimate penalty, with no room for excuse and no hope for pardon.

... But now everything is for sale ... For what are now the consequences of treason? Envy, for those who have profited; laughter for those who confess; pardon for those who are convicted; and hatred--hatred is now reserved for the man who speaks harshly of treason."

-- Demosthenes, 341 B.C. (written three years before Athens lost her independence)

Posted by: Consanescerion at May 30, 2008 03:53 AM (o3Gqy)

98 I won't be happy until this bitch, and everyone like her, swings at the end of a rope.

Or piano wire. The Gestapo had great luck with piano wire.

Posted by: SGT Dan at May 30, 2008 06:21 AM (G6U3l)

99

Our helicopters fly at Iran's sufferance.

Iran isnt a gaping, smouldering hole in the sand at our sufference

Turd

Posted by: F. Neitszche at May 30, 2008 08:20 AM (KTgUG)

100

Damn.

If that translation is accurate, Demosthenes was one smooth talker

Posted by: F. Neitszche at May 30, 2008 08:22 AM (KTgUG)

101

Like it or not, the Iranians could ratchet it up on US forces in a couple of hours.  Our helicopters fly at Iran's sufferance.

And, at our whim, we could reduce every military and government entity in their nation to ash in response.

But go on with your bad self, icus.  Tell us how tewwibly afraid our military should be of the mighty Iranians.

Iran exists at our sufferance.

Posted by: Every Leftist Dipshit Who Posts Here at May 30, 2008 09:23 AM (gQ+XA)

102 /sock

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Posted by: Peter at May 30, 2008 11:20 PM (rcmOD)

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Really? You really ask us to pardon something you know is offensive yet you publish it nonetheless?

Reveals your soul, Ace.

Really.


Posted by: al-ozarka at May 31, 2008 09:26 AM (Bl7Bj)

106 I love Pelosi!  I love Iran!  Come on, we can still lose this thing yet!

Posted by: isuc at May 31, 2008 01:38 PM (f7A+e)

107 The last time I looked we are the goverment. The comments posted are humorous; however we need to start a grass roots effort to excorcise toxins e.g. Gran Nan. I am really old and am a tyro at "puters ( as my 5yr old granddaughter says) . How does one go about getting a petition for the the Botox queen to resign? We can not rely on the elephant party to be instrumental. ( did not Trent Lott get ousted for a lot less?)

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108
what does sufferance mean?

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Kind of a mangled quote Ace.

It is obvous that Iran enhanced its strategic position by brokering a truce between the warring factions, and that the leaders of those factions and their followers viewed it as an act of goodwill.

If that's all she's saying, she knows more than the idiot in the White House -- which doesn't necessarily mean much.

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