Mitt Romney's Top Ten Reasons For Exiting the Race

Pendejo Grande says this is pretty funny. Three or four good ones:

Just to compare: Letterman's Top Ten on the same subject.

Advantage: Mitt by a hair.

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM


1 Heh that was not bad at all.

On another bright note; early polls at Real Clear for CALIFORNIA has McCain only down 5 or 7 points from Hillary or Obama.
That is in California. Whoa.

Posted by: This&That at April 17, 2008 12:16 PM (MSMPS)

2 Advantage: Mitt by a hair.

But a very nice hair....

Posted by: XBradTC at April 17, 2008 12:18 PM (25PrE)

3 Ha!
That was great.

Posted by: uniball at April 17, 2008 12:22 PM (27iEn)

4 I think he's the natural pick for the McCainVP slot. On the other side Richardson will be the Dem's VP. IMHO

Posted by: Paladin at April 17, 2008 12:26 PM (bWB5j)

5 LOL, Mitt has better writers and delivery than David Letterman.

Posted by: maverick muse at April 17, 2008 12:34 PM (1cbR0)

6 The ManBearPig joke was the best one.

Posted by: Nice Deb at April 17, 2008 12:41 PM (lnMxB)

7 The guy's got class. No real political future, but class.

Posted by: Guy in Utah at April 17, 2008 12:47 PM (V3WTz)

8 It can't be stated enough that this really benefitted him.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at April 17, 2008 01:15 PM (Zi+FQ)

9 This day doesn't totally suck after all.

Posted by: pendejo grande at April 17, 2008 01:17 PM (CCNGa)

10 Mitt Romney's Top Ten Reasons For Exiting the Race
Advantage: Mitt by a hair.

Sorry. Not by (his) hair. But by a landslide. Mitt would be a much better Letterman than Letterman. Too bad the no talent hack got the job first.


Posted by: Subsunk at April 17, 2008 03:00 PM (Pyd3M)

11 Yeah, I agree, Mitt was freaking hilarious. Letterman was typical in being worth a chuckle and a shrug.

Posted by: Gohuckyourself at April 17, 2008 05:02 PM (8jYMc)


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