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Finally! Bill Introduced Permitting Liberals to Pay More in Taxes!

Of course, they could have been paying more in taxes all along; the IRS won't jail you for slipping them an extra five or ten grand. Oddly enough, most liberals engage in the same tax-minimization behavior as people who proclaim their distaste for taxes.

But perhaps it wasn't explicit enough that liberals were permitted to give more of their hard-earned pay to the state than the minimum demanded; or perhaps it wasn't convenient enough to do so.

A new bill just introduced -- The Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Bill (seriously, that's the unofficial name) -- will help our despondent liberal friends pay that additional 10% tithe (or more) to the StateChurch that they've always wanted to pay but just didn't see what box to enter their bonus largesse into.

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1
Didn't both Kerry and the Kennedys opt not to pay a higher tax bracket? Didn't the Kennedy's try to scam probate taxes by claiming Rose Kennedy's residence of chief was in Florida and not Mass?

Posted by: Guy Ritchie's Career at April 12, 2008 01:08 PM (mGcmJ)

2 "It's a great injustice that citizens wishing to fulfill their dream of paying more taxes cannot simply check a box on their 1040 form to make a donation"

Now that is funny stuff.

Posted by: Hongqi at April 12, 2008 01:11 PM (+WuMm)

3

You misunderstand.  We don't need to pay more in taxes, as our guidence of the sheeple is our gift to society.  You, on the other hand, need to be taxed up the wazoo.

Posted by: Leftist Asshole at April 12, 2008 01:24 PM (Tk5HT)

4 Perhaps the best legislation of the session.

This political season is comedy gold. GOLD!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 12, 2008 01:25 PM (Uy68a)

5 Maybe a certain amount of people already overpaying their taxes by, say, 10%, should be a requirement for raising taxes.  Want to raise taxes, better overpay this year!  Oops!  Not enough people overpaid this year, can't do it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 12, 2008 01:29 PM (PDeVA)

6

Brilliant.  I think the conservative movement of the 60s and 70s had a better feel for political theater than we often do today.  This is precisely the kind of thing we should be doing to show up the hypocrisies of the Left. . .  

Posted by: J. Wesley at April 12, 2008 01:36 PM (5y2RR)

7

Really, the IRS form 1040 should have a question in 3 parts:  a) "Do you believe taxes should be higher for the rich?"  If yes, go to part b.  b)  Do you believe taxes should be much higher for the rich?"  If yes, go to part c.  c) Do you believe most Americans aren't paying their fair share?"

The IRS can do the calculations automatically.  If yes for a, assess an extra $1000.  If yes for b, an additional $5000.  If yes for c, you've additionally just waived all your deductions.

The IRS booklet and the forms don't need to spell out the consequences.  Explain the consequences in the instructions for amending tax returns (where the liberals will go once they learn they agreed to pay $6000+their deductions).

Posted by: dustydog at April 12, 2008 01:51 PM (aqV/Y)

8 Heh, this was introduced by John Campbell. Who  I am proud to say is my Congressman.  And Hugh Hewitt's. So, of course, you know who this really benefits?

Posted by: XBradTC at April 12, 2008 02:00 PM (AGjST)

9 Massachusetts has had this option on its State tax forms for years.  Only a tiny fraction of tax payers pick the higher rate.  People who advocate higher taxes, but will not pay them when given the chance offer an excuse:  in essence, "It's not fair to voluntarily pay more, it's fair to force everyone to pay more."

The primal spring of Liberalism is elitism.

Posted by: eman at April 12, 2008 02:29 PM (0AZ4a)

10 Taxes are always for OTHER people.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at April 12, 2008 02:54 PM (XWGAx)

11 As I've said before, taxes should be based on party affiliation.  You register as a Democrat, Communist, Marxist, or Green Party, then you pay 70% taxes.  Register as Libertarian or Republican, then continue to use the graded tax system with a max of 30%.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 12, 2008 03:23 PM (oLULt)

12

  This is,by far,the easiest way to shut your idiot liberal friends up.Unfortunately,it only shuts them up for a moment.They never seem to be able to put two and two together.They don't want to pay any more in taxes,but assume that just about everyone else does.

 

Posted by: vae victus at April 12, 2008 04:29 PM (Z6ThE)

13 -- The Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

If I did that, my girlfriend would be walking around like a well-tipped stripper.

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 12, 2008 04:57 PM (zZSAF)

14 I might kick in a few bucks extra if I could choose what the Feds spent it on.

Posted by: Calix at April 13, 2008 12:11 AM (8d3U/)

15 V.V. 12 "This is,by far,the easiest way to shut your idiot liberal friends up.Unfortunately,it only shuts them up for a moment."

Ah, isn't it pretty to think so?  But that moment goes by before the conversation even begins, as soon as they notice that their tax returns will never be seen by you.
    Personally, I'm indifferent to whether they back up their stupid rhetoric with their own money; I just want them to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at April 13, 2008 01:15 AM (/loDV)

16 First thing is we make all those liberal demacrooks pay 100% in taxes espeialy the GORE and the KENNEDYS i mean deficit payed for and lets do the same to the hollywood left who donate big time to the demacrook party

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