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I just emailed Ace to see if he'll come on The Jawa Report: Radio Edition.

No answer yet, but, he's watching midget porn while beating a hobo to death with an empty bottle of Valu-Rite not feeling well.

I dunno if he'll come on, after all, he has some big codpieces to fill, like Brad Thor, Robert Spencer, and Charles Johnson.

What do you morons think? Is Ace worthy to grace us with his presence? After all, we are the only radio show with a drinking game.

Exit question: If Ace does come on, how long should we delay his appearance with the sound of an Israeli tank idling? As long as Fox News did, or less?

Update Damn, he jumped on the chance faster than Eliot Spitzer on a 5 grand hooker. Ace will be on the April 22nd show. The exit question still stands.

Posted by: Open Blog at 12:35 AM



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1 Only if he doesn't actually speak.

Posted by: CraigC at April 02, 2008 12:42 AM (NKOmS)

2

Don't let him on the air until he flashes his tits...

I wanna see tit-action!

Posted by: dork at April 02, 2008 12:51 AM (Kl6Qr)

3

OT http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809483

Would be great for open blog *cough cough*.

Posted by: TheEJS at April 02, 2008 12:51 AM (nWQmo)

4 We'll give him 5 minutes. 55 minutes of Israeli tank will precede him.

Posted by: Vinnie at April 02, 2008 12:51 AM (dWrPG)

5 codpieces or cock pieces?

Ace is the CPAC blogger of the year.  He has all that crazy blog money.  He should fit in!

Posted by: Robert at April 02, 2008 12:51 AM (oHBxM)

6 Sounds good.

Maybe Karol can call in and giggle and it will be like old times.

Posted by: Bart at April 02, 2008 12:52 AM (ZtHaR)

7 I'd post it EJS, but video no worky with Firefox?

Posted by: Vinnie at April 02, 2008 12:56 AM (dWrPG)

8 Worked with my Firefox.

Posted by: geoff at April 02, 2008 01:01 AM (6wT8u)

9 Whatever it takes, get that thing working. It's pure Ace o'Spades material.

Posted by: XBradTC at April 02, 2008 01:04 AM (urVs8)

10 Force him somehow. I miss Hoist the Black Flag. Mebbe Steve in HB has some blackmail material you could use to your advantage. Oh, wait. He's already revealed everything for free...

Posted by: adamthemad at April 02, 2008 01:58 AM (5rfmC)

11

I wanna see tit-action!

On a radio show?

Posted by: HuskerDu at April 02, 2008 01:59 AM (eWnjT)

12

I wanna see tit-action!

On a radio show?

If they're Ace's tits, well, he's got a face for radio and the rack to go with it.

Posted by: XBradTC at April 02, 2008 02:11 AM (urVs8)

13 If Ace does come on, how long should we delay his appearance with the sound of an Israeli tank idling? As long as Fox News did, or less?

I believe in Fair and Balanced, so if it's up to me, I say precede Ace's appearance with a ten-minute Epic Poem by Jack M riffin' on Suzanne Sena, kind of an opening benediction. Then bring 'im.

The idling Israeli tank should run in the background all the time, even during commercials.

Posted by: YFS at April 02, 2008 03:46 AM (mcwRo)

14

Brought to you by

Val-U-Rite

Posted by: along came Jones at April 02, 2008 05:55 AM (KOkrW)

15

A rack just made for radio.  I've known a lot of chicks like that.  Mostly not in the biblical sense.  Mostly.

Posted by: sherlock at April 02, 2008 08:46 AM (ojW85)

16 A moron is more intellegent then a liberal

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 02, 2008 10:48 AM (r8sk+)

17

Vinnie, DAMMIT...I'll be on an airplane!  Can you please start doing Jawa Radio at a time I can listen and call in...say...4am on Fridays?

(Oh wait...duh.  Not THIS Tuesday.  My bad.  Setting my alarm clock, day planner, sun dial...will NOT miss this one)

 

Posted by: Nigel at April 02, 2008 11:05 AM (4gHqM)

18 Frosty, Heidi, And Frank on 97.1 (LA talk radio) do a drinking show every now and then.  Not sure it's a "game" exactly, but it's funny.  They get shitfaced.

Posted by: jason at April 02, 2008 07:11 PM (xSSmj)

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