| Support
Contact
| The Return of Jesse MacBeth (?)Note well the question mark. As they say, no one on the internet knows if you're a dog, or even a basic-training wash-out branded "unfit" who lied about being an Army Ranger and then lied further about his unit committing atrocities in Iraq as standard operating procedure, which of course got him glowing attention from the anti-war left, who publicized his anti-military slurs like the good patriots they are, and then further scammed the Veterans Administration out of benefits with a fake military ID and then was sent to prison for use of a forged document. So this isn't necessarily Jesse MacBeth. It is nevertheless someone purporting to be Jesse MacBeth, and writing in the sub-retarded style one would expect of him. I guess I'm guided here by the words of Malone (Sean Connery) in David Mamet's Untouchables script: "Who would claim to be that, who was not?" What does he have to say for himself? Well, it's pretty surprising, really. MacBeth -- or rather "MacBeth," for now -- takes full responsibility for his self-serving deceits and his vicious libels against men he served with in Iraq... or rather would have served with in Iraq, had he been able to hack the Army for more than 44 days. He is utterly apologetic, forthright, and genuinely sorry for the pain he caused real soldiers. Psych. Shyah, right. MacBeth -- or, "MacBeth" -- is up to the same old MacBeth tricks, whoring for attention, wallowing in self-pity, and telling further lies about the military. I'm adding paragraph breaks just to make better sense of this dog's breakfast of psychosis and hatred. The whole thing is written in one big jumble.first off let me say i had no ideah it would get this big i had no ideah it would become internation and that was not my intention. i simply wanted to get back at the army for the way they treated me in basic training. basic is hard but for me it was even harder. i dont exspect any of you to believe any of this because my credabilty is already shot but here is the truth. take it are leave it. iam muslim and have been most of my life. my family was muslim. i grew up in saudi arabia for the first seven years of my life. i joined the army an american muslim proud of my country and wanting to make a difference i knew that i could be an asset to operation in iraq because iam muslim i speak arabic, i can read it and write it, and i know the culture. i was also homeless at that point in my life. i joined the army a proud man. but it seemed the army wasent so proud to have me. the first week of basic everything went ok besides being smoked and drilled to exhaustion there were no out of orinary issues. intil during the secound one of my drill dgt (ds martin) appraoched me in the training bay in front of all the other iet soldiers in my platoon took the quran off my bunk spit in it and threw it across the room yelling "muslims dont belong in my army" and madde me crawl in his words" like the muslim dog i was" to get my holy book. i was upset but again i wanted so bad to be part of something. all my life i was eigther in grouphomes homeless are in jail. i wanted to change that and this was my chance so i took the the racial slurs and religiouse slurs know that it wouold all end in 7 more weeks. but it only got worse during the 3 week of basic in the few hrs that we get to sleep i was pulled down from my bunk by my drill sgt. i was on the top bunk so the fall took the wind from me. he a and a couple of other iet soldiers beat me badly strip my cloths from me and tied me to the poll naked in the training bay. for the next 2 days i was tied there naked. pages of my quran were ripped out and shoved down my throat. bacon was shoved down my thrat. cold water was dumped on me. i was called hajji, sand 'n-word', and several other slurs. i was repeatedly punched kicked and spit on while i was tied i did not sleep for the days i was tied to the poll and i had to urniated on myself. i had open wounds and cuts on my face and all over mybody the only nourishment i got were the words of allah. that was enough to get me through it. on the mourning of the third day i was rleased told to shower and clean the bay. i still dident know why they singled me out. i was on there side a black muslim american. trying to help and make a difference. but to them i was just a muslim i was just the enemy. i was hurt and scared and i began to hate them for the things they did to me. the drill sgt knew i was not gonna keep quite about what happen so he threatened me he said that if i said anything he would kill me and make it look like an accident on the feild. at the point in my life i dident care anymore what he did to me. i went to the chaplin and told him what happened. he dident belive me despite how beaten and battered my body was despite showing him my ripped and torn quran. i wasnt to the battilion comander and he braught in the drill sgt martin. i was afraid of him afriad of all of them. he dident belive me eigther his words were. "why shoul;d i believe you a pvt over a mant hat has 17yrs in the army and no blemish on his record" and i was sent away after drill sgt martin called me a liar several times. later that night he stood me infrom of all the training platoons on sandhill and told them iam the enemy iam the reason why we are fighting my people were responable for 911Strong words. Strong, badly misspelled words. I really liked at the end how professional soldiers stood him up in front of the assembled platoons and said he was the real enemy they were fighting since 9/11. That just rings true to me, you know? It has that texture of reality and versimilitude that you usually don't find outside of Penthouse Forum. I'm glad I got this scoop before Iraq Veterans Against the War could pounce on it. They're just queer for Jesse's True Two-Fisted Tales of Atrocities and Imperialism. It seems rather absurd to even bothering asking questions of this luridly misspelled account, however: If he wanted to "get back" at those who abused him in basic training, why lie about being in Iraq and then lie about stuff other soldiers did? Here's an idea -- to get back at the soldiers who abused you, tell the true story of your genuine abuse at the hands of the actual abusers. Nah, seems too complex. Yeah he was right the first time-- go up with the made-up shit that's easily disproven. ![]() "And then we forced the children into a ditch, and then shot them all with ich luge bullets... "And then a beautiful, beautiful unicorn with magical powers and golden hooves befriended me, for he said I alone in my company was Pure and True. And he told me his name was Shaenathir, which means 'Dawn Racer' in the native tongue of the Faeries, or Sidhe, as they call themselves. "And then he asked if he could blow me, on a 'cause of I'm so hot. And I said, Sure. Why not. "And now we're happily married. I call my gay sex unicorn Mabel. I pretend he's a girl, because otherwise people might talk." Comments1
The Passion Of The Shitheel
Posted by: David Ross at March 20, 2008 01:15 AM (AVHq/) 2
i simply wanted to get back at the army for the way they treated me in basic training. Really? Cause usually you don't curse the military, but your TI. I had serious problems (mostly health -- trying to kill myself by getting pneumonia and all), but I never blamed the Air Force. for the next 2 days i was tied there naked. I take that back -- I HATE THE AF; ARMY, SIGN ME UP RIGHT NOW! Posted by: TheEJS at March 20, 2008 01:18 AM (nWQmo) 3
The whole thing is written in one big jumble.
i hate that. also the fact that hes not familiar with the shift key or commas. Posted by: Gabriel at March 20, 2008 01:19 AM (1Ug6U) Posted by: Synova at March 20, 2008 01:22 AM (KZJr+) 5
>>>i hate that. also the fact that hes not familiar with the shift key or commas. Or periods. Or letters. Or words. Posted by: ace at March 20, 2008 01:23 AM (SXBHu) Posted by: pudenda at March 20, 2008 01:26 AM (qLDTR) 7
Does anyone believe this guy is actually a Muslim? As much as he gets the bile rising (heh), I'm thinking the right thing to do is put him in a place where he's not a danger to himself or anyone else. And where the other inmates treat him like a combination blowup doll and speed bag. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 20, 2008 01:40 AM (eSqCK) 8
Off topic, but Ann Coulter really nailed the Obama's racist pastor and church issue.
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=241 Posted by: MlR at March 20, 2008 01:41 AM (mX6h5) 9
C'mon, you're missing the obvious here:
It's clear he's been taking writing lessons from Mr. Mindthoughts. Posted by: someone at March 20, 2008 01:42 AM (XuUEE) Posted by: someone at March 20, 2008 01:44 AM (XuUEE) 11
Code Pink will believe it Yes, but they're not the only ones. Take a look at the comments at the linked site. I didn't read them all, but it appears that about half the comments are supportive of this nutjob. Good grief. Posted by: Bugler at March 20, 2008 02:14 AM (YCVBL) 12
It's clear he's been taking writing lessons from Mr. Mindthoughts. LOL. I should write a book... seriously, though, it's nice to see that someone jumped on it fast and hard, and nice that the wiki entry is so comprehensive. Like playing whack-a-mole, really. Posted by: jdub at March 20, 2008 02:24 AM (hUStE) 13
GOOD GRIEF. I took a second to look around the rest of that site. Sound frequencies [sic] can help heal our DNA patterns?!? why wasn't i told? (and it shows why he picked that particular forum. those people, apparently, will believe anything.) calculating little varmint, ain't he?
Posted by: jdub at March 20, 2008 02:27 AM (hUStE) 14
Total. Bullcrap.
Posted by: mojojojo at March 20, 2008 02:30 AM (6EQ2c) 15
Well, at the risk of touching on Godwin's Law, this is a classic example of the Big Lie. For some reason, if the story is outrageous and far fetched, people will believe it, using the reasoning that no one could make up something that crazy.
But people can. I feel sorry for Jesse MacBeth. He could have been a world class beat poet, or an avant garde screenwriter. His total disconnect with reality and his total disregard for grammar are a powerful combination in the world of modern art. Posted by: Britt at March 20, 2008 02:33 AM (ggOIi) 16
Not that this should surprise anyone, but there's no way something like that happened at a modern basic training facility. Tied up naked for 2 days? Right....
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 20, 2008 02:51 AM (lduP/) 17
Absolutely no way Grimaldi. Nothing even close to that could be true.
Posted by: Bugler at March 20, 2008 02:56 AM (YCVBL) 18
In fact, when I look back on my basic training I'm impressed with the effectiveness and professionalism of my Drill Instructors. A lot of that stuff made no sense to me then, but it does now.
Posted by: Bugler at March 20, 2008 02:58 AM (YCVBL) 19
Sweet fuckin' Jesus, it never ends... This guy was TOTALLY debunked on Hotair and other sites when this first came out. It was so complete that even the liberal scumbag site that first hosted his bullshit was forced to disown him. But it was hard to do so... And now this piece of shit is back? And those fuckin' commenters overthere are believing this shit? Game over, man. These fuckers are like the aliens or the fuckin' terminator. They have no shame or pity or remorse. And they will not stop ever... until the U.S. has been defeated. Can you stop it Ace? With these blogs and media? I don't know. I just don't know. Posted by: Kyle at March 20, 2008 03:04 AM (+gpBw) 20
You're terminated, fucker.
Posted by: Sarah "Ace" Connor at March 20, 2008 03:06 AM (+gpBw) 21
Game over, man. These fuckers are like the aliens or the fuckin' terminator. They have no shame or pity or remorse. And they will not stop ever... until the U.S. has been defeated. Take heart. You fight bad information with good information. Look how quick someone popped up over there and hit Jesse with the wiki-hammer. Yeah, the architecture and nature of the internet means that you're gonna end up whacking the mole over and over and over. But scott beauchamp's not doing it from TNR, Dan Rather's not doing it from CBS, Eason Jordan's not doing it from CNN, Micah Wright, well, you get the idea anyway. The guy's peddling his shit to kooks on a site which, if i may reference my earllier comment, purports the possibility to heal your DNA through "sound frequencies." You can't ever kill these dopes for good, you can't nuke the planet from orbit. But you can use the distributed and various skills and talents of others with similar interests and goals, cooperatively, and make sure the real bastards, i mean the outright frauds here, have as small a megaphone as possible. You can deny them credibility.
Posted by: jdub at March 20, 2008 03:12 AM (hUStE) 22
I was at a 2nd grade recital with a patriotic theme earlier tonight. Innocent 7 year-olds singing about how cool America is. Black, white, hispanic, asian, whatever. At the end, they asked all the parents who had served in the military up on stage while the kids sang some patriotic song. As I live near a few milatary bases, that was quite a few of the parents. Tears in eyes, etc. Contrast that with this mother fucker and his enablers. Fuck them all. I will fight against them with word and deed to my last breath. Posted by: Hermit Dave at March 20, 2008 03:13 AM (Tk5HT) 23
yikes! things are getting ugly in the comments over at HA
Posted by: jdub at March 20, 2008 03:33 AM (hUStE) 24
Jesse MacBeth, 23, was also sentenced to three months in a halfway house after his release and three years of probation. 9/21/08 Link
I think it would be difficult for him to hang out in the library and post. But, who knows? Regardless, if it is him, he has a history of mental illness. Posted by: Mack at March 20, 2008 03:42 AM (s8Y1I) 25
jdub: link?
Posted by: someone at March 20, 2008 04:12 AM (XuUEE) 26
Jesse Macbeth speaks Truth to Power, you wingnuts! Iowahawk has the low-down: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/reality_based_community/page/2/
Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at March 20, 2008 04:22 AM (BxtwP) 27
Wow, what a pussy.
On the other hand, I can't help but think he's merely a victim of his white grandma's racism and Bill Clinton's ridin' dirty while in the White House with that white girl with the big breastages. Let's hope, nay, pray, for change.
Posted by: Bart at March 20, 2008 04:40 AM (5AijO) Posted by: jdub at March 20, 2008 04:57 AM (hUStE) 29
I recall when I first got to Korea (an 18 year old Army private). I have a Persian last name, and two NCOs asked me if I practiced Islam. I told them I did not, but we talked about the religion and other aspects of Iran, politics, etc. Turns out both these Staff Sergeants were Muslims. They both were quite normal, were comfortable speaking about their views, etc. They were young, and seem to have been on a fast track for promotions.
One time, after 9/11, a soldier did make fun of my heritage and had a stereotypical voice parodying me, saying I was in Islamic Jihad. I wasn't irritated so much as I was rolling my eyes at how stupid and tasteless the joke was. The soldier had been a friend of mine for a long time, actually. But every NCO there, and several later that day really dug into his ass. And I mean *really* dug into his ass. There is no way in hell a Drill Sergeant would ever throw a Quran like that, or say Muslims do not belong in the military. It is totally unbelievable. Many other soldiers would have heard it, and an EO complaint would have effectively ended a career. They drill into your head in basic that you cannot treat people on basis of religion, race, etc. New privates are familiar with EO complaints, chaplains, open door policies, etc. It is outrageous to taint the military as a bunch of racists, as Hollywood does from time to time. Soldiers are not marching to Iraq so they can kill some ragheads. They actually are returning there, time and again, because they refuse to let the fragile future of a bunch of innocent Arabs go to hell because of a bunch of asshole Arabs. They are there because they care about Iraqis. To paint them as racist is disgusting. It is not oppressive to be a Muslim in the Army. Posted by: Gohuckyourself at March 20, 2008 05:03 AM (8jYMc) 30
I should add that the Army is not for everyone, and some people, through no fault of their own, cannot adapt.
While joining the Army isn't anything like becoming a SEAL, or a Ranger, or whatnot, there really is no shame in failing BCT. I don't think it's cool to make fun of people just because they couldn't hack a PT test or accept some rigid authority. They give you every chance to succeed, and a normal healthy person should find BCT to be only moderately challenging, but some folks just can't do it. This guy could just say "I have some problems... I didn't pass BCT and I was ashamed so I pretending I did, and I'm sorry for that." I'd understand. Instead he decides to hurt those who did make it through BCT and onward to the much greater challenge of war. Why? The pettiest possible revenge. How can someone with such a pathetic life stand in judgment of people working that hard? He can rot in hell for all I care. Posted by: Gohuckyourself at March 20, 2008 05:12 AM (8jYMc) 31
You can't ever kill these dopes for good, you can't nuke the planet from orbit. Oh yes I can. It's the only way to be sure. Posted by: Cpl Hicks at March 20, 2008 05:14 AM (eSqCK) 32
http://www.myspace.com/shadowhart
Check out the idiot's myspace (I guess it could be a moby, but I doubt it). He's an OBAMAMANIAC!!! Also, check out this pic: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Macbeth_uniform.jpg How could you possibly spend 44 days in the Army and still wear a uniform like this? Perhaps he spent a day or two in BCT and the rest awaiting seperation? His beret flash is on the wrong freaking side, the beret is poofed, his sleeves are rolled like USMC, he's wearing a god damn black undershirt and it's a freaking v-neck. No unit patch, but he's got a brown beret and E-4 rank. It's not a surprise he had a hard time in the Army if he showed up to formation dressed like that! turns out the guy has an assault record (I guarantee he was a hitting a woman)., and steals credit cards. His DD-214 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Jesse_macbethdd214.jpg) has fuck you scrawled on it, and notes he was Ranger "qualifyed". What in the hell? The freaking fact is that any reporter talking to this guy would easily be able to tell he's full of shit and mentally lost. Yet several reporters for newspapers and TV repeated what he said as truth with no fact checking (for example, he said he'd been in Iraq for 16 months when we'd only been there for 13). It is disgraceful that the press would call Bush a liar over the 16 words and be willing to repeat this crap. All of the sudden I'm extremely angry with this person. Posted by: Gohuckyourself at March 20, 2008 05:33 AM (8jYMc) 33
"someone with such a pathetic life" Exactly. Ever meet a liberal that wasn't miserable and pissed off 90% of the time? The more liberal, the more shame, the more anger, the more guilt. They are their own punishment. Posted by: klrtz1 at March 20, 2008 06:00 AM (Y+AeB) 34
I think the lesson we should take from Jesse's writings is to never try and bare your soul after drinking an entire bottle of Robitussen.
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 20, 2008 07:21 AM (vfDNl) 35
In a related story, Jesse's high school English teacher committed suicide.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 20, 2008 07:33 AM (y+y9u) 36
I'm thinking a strong learning disability now, or just a 79 IQ.
Posted by: Stinky Esposito at March 20, 2008 07:41 AM (+sImq) 37
"i simply wanted to get back at the army for the way they treated me in basic training"
Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd. Why didn't the Drill Sergeant rip off the head of that shitbird, crap down his neck, and boot his ass out of my Army????? Posted by: sfcmac at March 20, 2008 07:49 AM (TIr7a) 38
Folks,
It's been quite some time since I was in OCS, which is pretty much along the lines of enlisted boot, and I don't recall you being allowed to have korans or Bibles, or really anything other than supplies for blisters and q-tips for cleaning weapons. I mean, we all know the story is garbage, but I still want to pot-shot it. Posted by: Jack Burton at March 20, 2008 08:05 AM (hh4y/) 39
He missed his shot at being something better. I pity him.
What he's doing about that, however, is a different story.... Posted by: lauraw at March 20, 2008 08:08 AM (DbybK) 40
Your right you have no credibility. No I don't believe you!
Posted by: rpk at March 20, 2008 08:16 AM (OPNg7) 41
I like how now he is fluent in arabic. Yeah, right. I'm not interested enough to read all 14 + pages, but towards the end, some guy congratulates him on getting married. Has he remarried? What's wrong withe women? Lauraw???
Posted by: Mack at March 20, 2008 08:24 AM (s8Y1I) 42
Found it: honestly iam about to get
married and i have been blessed with a beautiful women who has read everything on the net and doesent care.
Again, why would anyone marry a guy who already has been convicted for beating on one wife, won't support his child, is mentally ill, has both a state and federal criminal record, and by all intents and purposes is both illiterate and dishonest? Posted by: Mack at March 20, 2008 08:28 AM (s8Y1I) 43
Even when I went in the service 35 years ago, no DI would ever get away with this kind of bullshit. And we're a helluva lot more PC today than we were then. 'Jesse' is inventing his own reality as he goes along. BTW, I have a dog named Jessie who has better grammar and spelling skillz than this, as Rosetta would say, Aktard.
Posted by: cranky at March 20, 2008 08:30 AM (7rKVk) 44
He's a lying sack of shit.
None of that shit could happen in boot camp. Its not a matter of believing him or not. What he's describing is the equivalent of unicorns and flying pigs. Posted by: UberBlick at March 20, 2008 08:35 AM (6VsSt) 45
The dude misses the space in "I am" so many times, I'm completely convinced he's actually writing "I'm" and spelling it "iam". I'm. Fucks up 2 letter words. I think this guy needs to be evaluated by a shrink. Posted by: Entropy at March 20, 2008 08:39 AM (m6c4H) 46
Yeah, I have problems believing that in his second week of basic they tied him to a pole naked and beat on him for two days. Then again, I can see how quickly he rubs people the wrong way. lol!
Posted by: Mack at March 20, 2008 08:44 AM (s8Y1I) Posted by: Harry Callahan at March 20, 2008 08:47 AM (Xroyb) 48
I think this guy needs to be evaluated by a shrink.
He has been. When the shit initially hit the fan, his sister posted something about him being diagnosed something. He really is mentally ill. Posted by: Mack at March 20, 2008 08:51 AM (s8Y1I) 49
Five to One Five to one says that in six months the really real reason Jesse MacBeth had to get back at the army is that he's a Muslim Post-Op Transexual and the Army wasn't tolerant of his Muslim Post-Op Transexual Truth. The LGBTQLMNOP people will be angry. Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 20, 2008 08:53 AM (UeP9e) 50
AboveTopSecret? Perfect place for him. That place is great for entertainment, if you think gazing at lunatics is entertaining.
Obviously, Jesse MacBeth hasn't been punished by the entire internets enough yet, or he's just into the abuse. Dude's got serious problems, not the least of which is stupidity. He is epic fail of biblical proportions. Posted by: Rev. Jeremiah Wright at March 20, 2008 09:25 AM (yqiXY) 51
I mean why tie him naked to his bunk? It would be so much more satisfying to take him out to the PT pit and make him front-back-go until he puked. (BTW-the 1SG will often walk through to inspect the barracks during the day. Did he not notice the naked guy tied to his rack? Did MacBeth not notice him?) Posted by: CavMedic at March 20, 2008 09:26 AM (tc3dx) 52
Oh yes I can. It's the only way to be sure.
Damn. Walked right into that metaphor/idiom box canyon, didn't I? Posted by: Coach K. (nee smeagol) at March 20, 2008 09:27 AM (0t6Ct) 53
Shit, I forgot the sock-name.
Gohuckyourself & anyone else wanting to debunk his drivel--why bother? Save yourself the aggravation. He's a joke. Time to make a fake Jesse blog, I think, à la Scott Thomas. Not sure if he's worth it, though. Posted by: Beth at March 20, 2008 09:31 AM (yqiXY) 54
Yeah, I have problems believing that in his second week of basic they tied him to a pole naked and beat on him for two days. That wasn't basic. That was a Shawnee village, circa 1778. Also, it wasn't Jesse Macbeth, it was Simon Kenton. Other than that, totally true. Posted by: Rocketeer at March 20, 2008 09:52 AM (GFaLW) 55
Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 20, 2008 09:56 AM (sdVks) 56
Having spent three years in the Army, I can safely say "No Way."
Posted by: Brad at March 20, 2008 10:01 AM (LZs5x) 57
Maybe it's somewhere else in his screed, but does he mention what happened to him the 5 times a day he has to face Mecca and pray?
Posted by: CUS at March 20, 2008 10:10 AM (bbXZq) 58
Ace should have Slu photoshop a child's skull on his head.
Posted by: Warden at March 20, 2008 10:19 AM (rZ5uY) 59
Gotta call bullshit here. Even the immediate post Vietnam slightly crazy drill sargents I had didn't do anything like that.
Get in people's face? Yes. Order goofy punishments? Yes. (I raked a forest one day, another guy had to dig for non-existent potatoes in the barracks lawn with a hand trowel) Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 20, 2008 10:19 AM (V8z6O) 60
Maybe he reads and writes Arabic well, but he doesn't write English worth shit. If they did throw him out, it was probably because they found out he was a borderline retard.
Posted by: Kowboy at March 20, 2008 10:20 AM (kJiXe) 61
Imagine the PTSD treatments all his barracks-mates would have to go through from having to see that nasty scrawny bastard nekkid for 2 days straight. The shower had to be bad enough. Ew.
Posted by: funky chicken at March 20, 2008 10:42 AM (I+jPP) 62
Quick! Alert the authorities that Jesse is off his meds again.
Posted by: GarandFan at March 20, 2008 10:50 AM (N4c1G) 63
Training barracks, Ft. Leonard Wood Missouri
[MacBeth]
Basic, shit. I'm stil only in basic traning. every time I think I going to wake up back in the homeless shelter. when I was homeless after my first tour, it was worse. i'd wake up and there'd wouldn’t be nothing... i hardly said a word to my family until I said yes to the army. when I was here I wanted to be there. when I was there, all I could think of was geting back into the shelter. I been here a week now. waiting for a mission, getting softer. every minute I stay tied to this bunk I get weaker. and every minute Abdul squats in the sand he gets stronger. All the time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.
we get everything we wants I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. braught it up to me like room service. with some oatmeal. Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 20, 2008 10:59 AM (pzen5) 64
The BRAP by Jesse MacBeth
Im shure you know by now about the huem humileyateing bad time I had in BCT. The Quran tossing, the bacon eating, the urinating on myself, all of it. Shure, it was a tuff time, but that's nothing compared to the real bad time that hapned after it. I was walking threw a north eastern Washington state town, wen a sherif stopped me. He asked why I was their and said the town didnt like my kind. Things happened a lot like what happend in Rambo, but different, and definitely not the same as Rambo the movie. After i layed waist to there town I was forced to run again. Things were Ok until a group of angry white rich republicans found me and straped me to a pole. This pole maid me wish for teh pole in the army, because this pole was covered in razor blades and Franks Red Hot sauce. I urinated again this time. I new that my only way out was to outsmart them. We know that angry white rich republicans only weeknessess are money and blue kryptonite, i didn't have ether. I entered a deep metia mediatat thinking state were i was granted the wisedome to excape. Using my pee pee, two razor blades, a pine cone, and three lumps of doo (it wasnt mine, I only uriniated, honest) I fashined an exact copy of Roneld Ragan. When the white rich angry republicans came back they saw me sitting and talking with Roneld and were confussed. I am a ventr vantriliakwist so I made Roneld talk at them. They said 'But roneld wasnt a black fluewent arabic speaker', and I said 'wasn't he, wasn't he?' They let me go and gave me givts of rubies and fine wines and covered me in the finest roabs. Thay asked me to be the king high preest of black roneld arabic speaking people, or BRAP, but i new i could not, because they only had a playstation 2, not playstation 3. I still have the roab, it shows the logo of their old group, Holiday Inn Express. Posted by: coleman at March 20, 2008 11:11 AM (7Vb+X) 65
Phony. Soldier. v1.0.
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at March 20, 2008 11:16 AM (JefgB) Posted by: Kibbles N' Bits Dog at March 20, 2008 11:19 AM (xWFo/) 67
The problem with mentally impaired sociopaths is that they think everyone else is as stupid as they are... which should be confirmed soon by carefully scripted "outrage" by "Muslims" over this obvious lie about Quran desecration.
Posted by: DANEgerus at March 20, 2008 11:24 AM (J8yxJ) 68
This is exactly the kind of buttshit I've been speechtalking about. They made us monsters, man. Monsters.
BTW, pronounce my last name with proper French, please. It's "Bay-oo-shanm", knuckledraggers. Posted by: s_t_beauchamp at March 20, 2008 11:31 AM (PonvG) Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 20, 2008 11:40 AM (C2//T) 70
Somebody please buy that moron a shift key.
Posted by: Scott Free at March 20, 2008 11:41 AM (70HCY) 71
Dave and Coleman, you almost got it right. You just forgot to ignore the shift key and Jesse's rules of style.
Posted by: Beth at March 20, 2008 12:25 PM (yqiXY) 72
Now hold on a sec, guys... he can write! Just like the preacher in "Coming to America"... Praise-uh thuh name-uh... I love-uh da Lawd! If lovin' da Lawd is wrong-uh... don' wanna be right-uh! Aftuh all-uh... he gawt Jonah out da whale-uh! He gawt Gilligan-uh off da island-uh! And-uh... Allah-uh gawt Jess-uh MacBeth-uh out da BCT-uh... which-uh waz probably-uh da local mental institution-uh! tmi3rd Posted by: tmi3rd at March 20, 2008 12:30 PM (j0gzJ) 73
The length of his deathless epistle is 769 words. So what if they're not in any particular order? Haters, all of you. Posted by: Paulitics at March 20, 2008 12:53 PM (47+Ys) 74
Dude was a shitbird and he got the blanket party he deserved!
Posted by: Opinionator at March 20, 2008 01:14 PM (j2wCU) 75
"i dont exspect any of you to believe any of this because my credabilty
is already shot but here is the truth. take it are leave it."
Deal. Goodbye. Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at March 20, 2008 01:23 PM (LhyHE) 76
I just wish he would name some of those evil, evil soldiers who abused him so we could bring them to justice. Or, alternatively and more likely, bring defamation charges against Jesse.
There's a phrase that comes to mind, and it rhymes with rucking pooser. Posted by: Merovign at March 20, 2008 02:04 PM (IaYDo) 77
Two drill instructors approach the bunk :
SOLDIER "Specialist MacBeth? What are you doing here?"
MACBETH "eatin oatmeal”
MACBETH (v.o.) "it was a real good mission, and when it was over, id never would want another."
MACBETH "sup?"
SOLDIER "Are you all right Specialist?"
MACBETH "how does it look like? i’m pissin on the floor and coughing up bacon and kuran"
SOLDIER "Specialist MacBeth of 437th training battalion, 173rd Airborne, assigned SOG ?"
MACBETH "hey buddy, are you gonna cut me loose?"
SOLDIER "We have orders to escort you to the airfield."
MACBETH "what for?"
SOLDIER "soldier?"
MACBETH "what i did ?"
SOLDIER "There's no charges, soldier. You have orders to report to the base chaplain."
MACBETH "chapman?"
SOLDIER "That's right. Come on MacBeth, you still have a few hours to get cleaned up. MacBeth? Dave, give me a hand. Come on, let's take a shower. We'll gonna take a shower, in we go ..." Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 20, 2008 02:29 PM (pzen5) 78
Jessssee, come to the Candy Mountain, Jessseee.
Posted by: mesablue at March 20, 2008 03:45 PM (5yNaE) Posted by: kevin at March 20, 2008 10:15 PM (P1SM8) 80
出会い系出会い系サイト出会い喫茶出会い掲示板ナンパ出会いカフェ人妻出会い無料系サイト優良出会い系攻略完全無料。アダルトビデオアダルト動画アダルトアニメアダルト画像アダルトサイト無料DVDアダルト風俗サンプル無料風俗優良アダルトサイト比較海外。人妻画像人妻パラダイス知合い人妻援護会人妻コレクション風俗告白。熟女画像東京熟女掲示板動画熟女ビデオおまんこオナニー。エロ画像エロフラッシュアニメエロ動画エロゲームエロ漫画無料エロサイト。エッチ画像エッチ動画エッチ小説写真エッチアニメエッチ0930。セックスアナルセックス画像セックス動画セックスフレンドスワッピングSEX写真セックスボランティセックス体位東京セックス仕方SEX。おっぱい画像おっぱい村長おっぱい楽園掲示板おっぱい命おっぱいゲーム。巨乳動画巨乳画像アイドル巨乳掲示板風俗。セフレ募集セフレ掲示板セフレ画像掲示板セフレの作り方出会い無料素人セフレ。童貞狩りエロ漫画童貞狩り童貞喪失童貞オークション素人童貞逆援。不倫パートナー不倫出会い人妻不倫
Posted by: 出会いサイト at March 31, 2008 08:20 AM (0GkZM) 81
セックス好きな大人達のセックス募集サイトセックスフレンドと遊べるセックスの仕方ノウハウをココでゲットオナニー好きな女の子達のオナニー写メを無料でゲットオナニー動画やオナニー掲示板でオナニーするオナニー画像を無料DL出会いセレブ女性と遊べる出会い系サイトはココで間違いなし!愛人を求めるセレブ達の愛人募集サイトをご紹介!出張ホストサービスなどもセレブ女性には人気で、男性との時間を凄く求めております。メル友探しをご近所でやれるセフレ募集サイトなどもあり恋愛気分でエッチを楽しめるセフレ募集掲示板で今すぐおっぱい画像や新着女性を探そう不倫告白パートナーと不倫しませんか不倫出会いで出張ホストを呼ぶ熟女とセックス体験
Posted by: セックスフレンド at April 05, 2008 05:34 AM (r9FZL) 82
上海翻译公司 上海翻译 太阳能路灯 英语培训 英语口语 美国留学 法国留学 北欧留学 瑞典留学 芬兰留学 澳洲留学 触摸屏 Beijing Tour china Tour beijing Tour china Tour beijing Tour beijing Tours 移民 投资移民 加拿大移民 技术移民 移民加拿大 澳洲技术移民 德国移民 移民澳洲 澳洲移民 出国移民 移民出国 英国移民 澳大利亚移民 加拿大投资移民 加拿大技术移民 破碎机 清洗 清洗公司 管道清洗 空调清洗 中央空调清洗 锅炉清洗 化学清洗 中央空调风管清洗 北京旅游 北京旅行社 防腐设备 除湿机 抽湿机 工业除湿机 空气净化器 空气净化机 冰淇淋 加盟店 冷饮店 冰淇淋加盟 意大利冰淇淋 冰淇淋连锁 冰淇淋机 冰淇淋粉 冰激凌 韩国冰淇淋 冰淇淋专卖店 脑黄金冰淇淋 Google左侧排名 Google优化 网站建设 电子杂志 Google左侧优化 Google排名优化 Google左侧排名 北京网站建设 程序开发 电子杂志制作 google优化排名 Google排名 Google优化 北京google排名 北京google优化 步进电机 联轴器 皮炎 湿疹 荨麻疹 管理咨询 咨询公司 管理咨询 人力资源管理 管理咨询公司 企业文化 集团管控 区域规划 replica handbag replica tiffany replica watches louis vuitton replica chanel replica gucci replica 肠炎 结肠炎 直肠炎 慢性肠炎 慢性结肠炎 结肠炎的治疗 溃疡性结肠炎 慢性结肠炎的治疗 Носки согревающие Оздоровительное изделие Халат купальный Изделие из ангоры Майка из ангоры 大豆床上用品 保健内衣 羊绒内衣 大豆纤维面料 团购礼品 维修卫星电视 卫星电视 安装卫星电视 北京卫星电视安装 工作服 职业装 北京工作服 定做工作服 北京二手空调回收 空调维修 物资回收 热电阻 热电偶插头 测温线 热电阻 铠装热电偶 风机 replica jewelry replica tiffany replica handbag louis vuitton handbag gucci handbag chanel handbag pearl jewelry beijing tour beijing tours china tour china tours china travel beijing travel beijing china china beijing beijing hotel beijing hotels
Posted by: adfgaf at April 08, 2008 10:34 PM (Xdsi+) 83
Nike,Jordan,Air force 1 sneaker - We supply brand shoes (air max, jordan,nike shox,adidas, af1, bape, dunk, iceream, puma, timberland, etc), bags, jeans. website:http://www.sneakersupplier.com
Posted by: nikecitycn at April 17, 2008 04:13 AM (GkCAg) 84
出会い掲示板で完全無料出会いを楽しもう逆援助交際を希望するセレブ達の出会いの広場でカップル誕生出会いパーティーや出会い喫茶でアダルト出会いを体験人妻出会いサイトなどは地域別出会いで楽しめて携帯出会いや不倫出会いも人気ネット出会いを探す無料出会い系サイトは出会い系サイト即ハメセレブで決まり出会いサイトでセフレ探しエロセレブとデートで謝礼最低30万円出張ホストするなら逆援バイト素人ホストで決まりデリバリーホストを楽しんでください
Posted by: 出会いサイト at April 27, 2008 12:18 PM (GBlCQ) 85
wyjhl 意外伤害保险 翻译公司 货架 货架 少儿保险 签证保险 大病保险 重大疾病保险 回收服务器 车库门 卷帘门 伸缩门 道闸 挡车器 伸缩门 阳光房 阳光房 阳光房 除湿机 抽湿机 比歘情 机房精密空调 恒温恒湿机 电动伸缩门 车库门 自动车库门 防火卷帘门 电动伸缩门 伸缩门 卷帘门 车库门 道闸 挡车器 岗亭 道闸 伸缩门 自动门 车库门 岗亭 日上 日上防盗门 电动伸缩门 卷帘门 伸缩门 自动车库门 车库门 伸缩门 自动门 电动门 伸缩门 卷帘门 车库门 电动伸缩门 道闸 岗亭 自动车库门 电动伸缩门 岗亭 卷帘门 车库门 伸缩门 电动门 自动门 卷帘门 电动门 自动门 卷帘门 道闸 车库门 伸缩门 岗亭 岗亭 岗亭 岗亭 岗亭 岗亭 车库门 道闸 卷帘门 防火卷帘门 电动伸缩门 道闸 Oracle容灾备份 Oracle备份恢复 Oracle备份恢复 Oracle数据库容灾复制 Oracle数据库容灾复制 防火卷帘门 自动车库门 车库门 伸缩门 电动伸缩门 挡车器 北京SEO 专业SEO 专业SEO 专业SEO 锅炉安装 北京铁艺 bgwldwzjzzxh!! 妇科 六合彩 热门图库 热门图库精
Posted by: 翻 mtcmtmail= at May 23, 2008 04:16 AM (mYF4L) 86
bjgg813 北京国际快递公司 北京国际快递公司 北京国际快递 北京国际快递 国际速递 国际速递 国际快递公司 国际快递公司 小说 神墓 神墓最新章节 神墓小说 坏蛋是怎样炼成的全文阅读 坏蛋是怎样炼成的 坏蛋是怎样炼成的2 塑钢门窗 阳光房 断桥铝门窗 海螺塑钢门窗 实德塑钢门窗 断桥铝 LG塑钢门窗 办证 北京办证 办证 办证 北京办证
Posted by: 北 mtcmtmail= at August 12, 2008 09:04 PM (v6C/G) 87
無料アダルト動画無料アダルト動画無料アダルト動画無料無料無料アダルトアダルトアダルト動画動画動画盗撮盗撮盗撮動画動画動画無料動画無料動画無料動画無料無料無料動画動画動画中出し中出し中出し動画動画動画無料アダルト動画無料アダルト動画無料アダルト動画無料無料無料アダルトアダルトアダルト動画動画動画無料アダルト動画無料アダルト動画無料アダルト動画無料無料無料アダルトアダルトアダルト動画動画動画熟女熟女熟女動画動画動画ビデオビデオビデオエロ動画エロ動画エロ動画エロエロエロ動画動画動画エッチ動画エッチ動画エッチ動画エッチエッチエッチ動画動画動画無修正動画無修正動画無修正動画無修正無修正無修正動画動画動画
Posted by: 無料アダルト動画 at August 18, 2008 07:17 AM (ScZux) 88
wedding dresses wedding gowns bridal gowns lace front wigs wedding invitations bridal shower invitations baby shower invitations custom wedding invitation diablo 2 cd key
Posted by: saa at September 02, 2008 10:16 PM (a8fCR) 89
SEXlink1
Posted by: 主催人 at October 22, 2008 10:28 AM (b4bGZ) Posted by: 会員制クラブ at October 23, 2008 07:47 AM (U6JQG) Posted by: マダム請負人 at October 24, 2008 05:02 AM (U6JQG) Posted by: 管理人 at October 26, 2008 05:12 AM (IDOsJ) Posted by: 倶楽部オーナー at October 28, 2008 07:17 AM (IDOsJ) Posted by: ラブビ管理人 at October 29, 2008 07:39 AM (4lD35) Posted by: マネージャー at October 30, 2008 07:31 AM (4lD35) Posted by: セフレ管理人 at October 31, 2008 06:48 AM (C0isU) Posted by: おっぱいママ at November 01, 2008 06:46 AM (C0isU) Posted by: 求人担当 at November 02, 2008 07:59 AM (C0isU) Posted by: エッチ度チェック at November 03, 2008 06:28 AM (C0isU) Posted by: 新感覚バイト at November 04, 2008 05:12 AM (jt3ux) Posted by: 管理人 at November 05, 2008 01:47 AM (jt3ux) Posted by: セレブ支配人 at November 08, 2008 02:32 AM (/yuUr) Posted by: 管理者 at November 09, 2008 06:16 AM (/yuUr) Posted by: SMマニア at November 10, 2008 05:54 AM (/yuUr) Posted by: マダム管理人 at November 11, 2008 05:09 AM (GbQP3) Posted by: 救援部代理人 at November 12, 2008 02:18 AM (GbQP3) Posted by: 診断先生 at November 13, 2008 01:56 AM (dOYX4) Posted by: 倶楽部運営者 at November 15, 2008 03:44 AM (dOYX4) 109
big black tits
hot teen sex First hot lesbian sex I like this free jennifer toastee toof sex tape family guy sex I like this gay sex stories Discount gay anal sex homemade sex toys Celebrity Sex Scenes Pictures movie sex scenes " > " > " > " > " > Posted by: Big Black Tits at November 15, 2008 07:29 AM (dEazz) Posted by: 精神年齢科先生 at November 17, 2008 05:28 AM (27Ag3) Posted by: 係り員 at November 18, 2008 05:34 AM (27Ag3) 112
Pictures of free anal sex porn
anal sex school Brilliant blonde anal sex Discount free anal sex gallery Good anal sex advice I like this how to perform anal sex Discount group anal sex Double Anal Sex For You Anal Sex Education All Here Anal Info Remember Sex Story All Here Posted by: Free Anal Sex Porn at November 19, 2008 09:49 PM (9mfhI) Posted by: 逆援助大好き at November 21, 2008 02:20 AM (KZiIm) 114
No Credit Check Car Loans Here
Information about no credit check student loan High Risk Personal Loans Now Replica Rolex Watches All Kinds Pictures of 1000 loan payday Airline Discount Student Ticket All Kinds Good airline discount ticket military free kim possible sex comic Real pamela anderson sex tape Very Short Skirts Great Posted by: No Credit Check Car Loans at November 22, 2008 03:59 AM (s2RTO) Posted by: 美代子 at November 22, 2008 05:56 AM (tQT4a) Posted by: 在宅バイト at November 23, 2008 04:04 AM (tQT4a) Posted by: 万能幹事君 at November 24, 2008 05:54 AM (tQT4a) Posted by: オーナー at November 25, 2008 03:24 AM (tQT4a) Posted by: 倶楽部オーナー at November 26, 2008 06:01 AM (GPC2S) Posted by: 人事課 at November 28, 2008 03:11 AM (GPC2S) Posted by: 激ウマ求人情報 at November 29, 2008 02:12 AM (P08Y5) 122
First bad credit student loans
Military Loans Great Unsecured Personal Loans Pictures need 5000 loan overnight guaranteed online personal loans personal loan for poor credit All about airline discount student ticket i am looking for discount airline tickets Best airline discount ticket military Dirt Cheap Airline Tickets Yeah Posted by: Bad Credit Student Loans at December 06, 2008 11:54 AM (Ij9jh) 123
Do you want cheap cigarettes
Prepaid Visa Travel Card In The World Brilliant xanax online overnight shipping Real transparent bikini groping train First knock off designer purse gas powered scooters Asian Sex In The World Information about gay sex stories Great sex in the shower Posted by: Cheap Cigarettes at December 12, 2008 06:42 PM (IVPLS) Posted by: セレブ請負人 at December 21, 2008 01:36 AM (m84na) 125
Hard Body Sex Video For Everybody
lds seneca lake girls camp hard core sex video clip order of the golden circle Best access 2003 how to books core hard media movie sex anal gallery movie sex Brilliant gallery movie sex thumbnail Sex Toy Store Chicago Pictures Adult Discount Sex Toy Store All Kinds Posted by: Hard Body Sex Video at December 25, 2008 11:54 AM (i2AJJ) Posted by: 支配人 at January 17, 2009 01:34 AM (BCtqm) 127
Welcome to wow gold our wow Gold and wow power leveling store. We wow gold are specilized, wow power leveling professional and reliable wow power leveling website for wow power leveling selling and wow gold service. By the world of warcraft gold same token,we offer wow power leveling the best WoW service wow power leveling for our long-term and wow powerleveling loyal customers. wow powerleveling You will find wow powerleveling the benefits and value powerlevelingwe created powerleveling different from other sites. As to most people, power leveling they are unwilling to power leveling spend most of wow power leveling the time wow gold grinding money Rolex for mounts or rolex replica repair when replica rolex they can purchase Watches Rolex what they Rolex Watches are badly need. The Watch Rolex only way is to look Rolex Watch for the best place RS Gold to buy Cheap WARHAMMER ONLINE GOLD. Yes! You find it here! Our WoW Gold supplying service has already accumulated a high reputation and credibility. We have plenty of Gold suppliers, which will guarantee our delivery instant. Actually, we have been getting RuneScape Gold tons of postive feedbacks from our loyal RuneScape Money customers who really appreciate our service.
Posted by: wow power leveling at January 17, 2009 03:34 AM (jlcze) Posted by: 人事課 at January 20, 2009 12:12 AM (8ehYF) Posted by: サイト管理者 at January 20, 2009 11:43 PM (95wZP) Posted by: チェッカー at January 30, 2009 01:18 AM (gEFru) Posted by: 掲示板管理人 at February 07, 2009 03:00 AM (H64JH) 132
comment1, Knock Off Coach Purses Real
, =[, pamela anderson sex tape , lexcha, Cheapest paris hilton sex tape , 8-OOO, Cheapest groping train , 88579, No Credit Check Loans Pictures , 84122, Posted by: rindonaziz at February 10, 2009 07:41 PM (R5jym) 133
comment5, Super Cheap Airplane Tickets For Everybody
, zexlm, Real interracial sex , =PPP, High Risk Personal Loans Yeah , 8-PPP, Granny Sex In Internet , %-DDD, Bad Credit Student Loans Yeah , Posted by: Christian at February 11, 2009 08:11 PM (ppfMp) Posted by: SOS掲示板 at February 15, 2009 10:46 AM (vPwZ8) 135
comment6, Cheapest ray j sex tape
, 8OO, dirt cheap airline tickets , ekqs, All about knock off coach purses , doy, Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Information , >:-), First very short skirts , 358, Posted by: gunar4sin at February 20, 2009 11:56 PM (1KyQP) 136
comment6, Ray J Sex Tape Now
, 890784, Information about keeley hazell sex tape , , , gnvx, r kelly sex tape , nrey, Posted by: hhvdks at March 11, 2009 06:16 AM (bO3dx) 137
comment3, Bad Credit Student Loans - Best Decisions
, > , 0214, free erotic stories , 8]], jessica simpson sex tape , ajfjdd, Cheapest knock off coach purses , %PP, Posted by: Christian at March 12, 2009 06:42 PM (SOIax) 138
comment6,
Posted by: rimshot at March 14, 2009 01:18 AM (zw3QM) 139
comment5,
Posted by: paul at March 14, 2009 10:51 AM (yOiEA) 140
comment1,
Posted by: gunar4sin at March 14, 2009 08:30 PM (t5cAX) 141
comment6, Very Short Skirts Here
, 40479, ray j sex tape , %-], Paris Hilton Sex Tape In Internet , 522476, Kim Kardashian Sex Tape For You , %-(((, r kelly sex tape , 7101, Posted by: sin4 at March 15, 2009 03:07 AM (FloLZ) 142
comment3, Groping Train In The World
, 54300, pamela anderson sex tape , =-[[, Lindssay Lohan Sex Tape For You , 65327, Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Here , >:OO, ray j sex tape , 761, Posted by: hhvdks at March 17, 2009 07:44 AM (XYpF7) 143
comment1, Ray J Sex Tape Photos
, 87323, keeley hazell sex tape , llg, paris hilton sex tape , 1078, Jenni Rivera Sex Tape - Best Decisions , 48726, R Kelly Sex Tape Information , 4361, Posted by: trialmode at March 17, 2009 06:30 PM (hTYx4) 144
comment5, kristin davis sex tape
, axlt, pamela anderson sex tape , 60239, Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape All Here , :-DD, kim kardashian sex tape , heqq, noelia sex tape , =D, Posted by: thrillertip at March 18, 2009 04:49 AM (yZp3i) 145
comment1, Buy bad credit student loans
, 8DDD, Discount chyna sex tape , =-))), Do you want jessica simpson sex tape , %-((, free erotic stories , %], Nice knock off coach purses , ksux, Posted by: Christian at March 18, 2009 08:49 PM (07URw) 146
comment3, Kristin Davis Sex Tape Photos
, ohjd, pamela anderson sex tape , =-OOO, Do you want kim kardashian sex tape , qcfi, Discount vanessa hudgens sex tape , zmmb, Noelia Sex Tape All Kinds , =-(, Posted by: iwweweñ at March 19, 2009 09:46 AM (ZI0NG) 147
comment6, No Credit Check Loans Now
, kwaz, Cheapest military loans , 192, Best high risk personal loans , >:-[[[, no credit check student loans , =[, 1000 loan payday , =-], Posted by: thrillertip at March 19, 2009 12:47 PM (0MedG) 148
comment4, dirt cheap airline tickets
, 2973, Verne Troyer Sex Tape Photos , 87737, adriana lima sex tape , 085, cheap cigarettes , 8-))), Buy very short skirts , 609, Posted by: tranzostor at March 21, 2009 03:56 PM (y1rK/) 149
comment4, cheap cigarettes
, swbmp, Buy adriana lima sex tape , apoyrg, Very Short Skirts For You , bzp, Alyson Hannigan Sex Tape Real , lqh, verne troyer sex tape , 213, Posted by: iwweweñ at March 23, 2009 05:27 AM (Oeleg) 150
comment5, Free Erotic Stories Great
, duzn, no credit check loans , 3728, Great knock off coach purses , 906528, super cheap airplane tickets , 8(, All kinds of bad credit student loans , rddu, Posted by: Michael at March 23, 2009 02:19 PM (2YSmE) 151
comment2, ray j sex tape
, hds, knock off coach purses , xkiksf, aris_hilton">paris hilton sex tape , nzpau, no credit check loans , zhlc, lindsay lohan sex tape , cwbztc, Posted by: iwweweñ at March 25, 2009 12:07 PM (fMQQ9) 152
links of london
london links jewellery links jewellers london links links necklaces links bracelet links charms links rings links earrings Posted by: linksfromlondon at October 02, 2009 02:10 AM (x6SNH) 153
UGG Boots Sale
ugg shoes ugg classic cheap ugg UGG UK bape shoes bape shoes sale cheap bape shoes UGG UK UGG boots sale UGG Classic discount UGG UGG Bailey Button UGG Amelie Suede UGG Bailey Button UGG Classic Cardy cheap UGG Cardy UGG Classic Crochet UGG Classic Mini UGG Classic Short UGG Classic Tall UGG Coquette Casual UGG Gypsy Sandal UGG Halendi Sandal UGG Hammond Slipper UGG Infant's Erin Baby UGG KnightsBridge UGG Layback Slipper UGG Lo Pro Button UGG Matala Sandal UGG Napoule Sandal UGG New Arrival 5389 UGG New Short Boots Posted by: retailike at October 17, 2009 02:12 PM (zFgZJ) 154
discount Discount Boots
Womens UGG UGG Shoes UGG Australia UGG UK UGG USA discount ugg boots cheap ugg boots air force 1 shoes Nike air force air force 1 mens air force 1 boots air force onefree shipping Posted by: discount ugg boots at November 01, 2009 03:57 AM (MlIdd) 155
buy discount ugg shoes
cheap ugg shoes cheap ugg ugg rainier buy ugg ugg usa discount ugg boots ugg 5825 ugg shoes sale ugg sundance ugg shoes cheap ugg boots ugg 5815 ugg sale ugg uk ugg knightsbridge womens ugg boots ugg boots ugg australia ugg 5819free shipping Posted by: ugg boots at November 14, 2009 07:23 AM (s7MB5) 156
Fake Cheap Rolex | Fake Watches | Replica Breitling Watches | Replica Rolex | soccer jersey supplier | Replica Jacques Lemans Watch | Fake Hermes Watches | Replica Louis Vuitton | Wholesale A Lange & Sohne Watch | Breitling Replica Watches | Ebel Fake Watches | Fake Blancpain Watches | Wholesale Roger Dubuis Watch | Parmigiani Watches Replica | Hermes Replica Watches
Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 03:13 AM (xpuiO) 157
Replica Cartier | Fake Watches | Fake Watches | soccer jersey supplier | Replica Cartier | Breguet Watch | A Lange & Sohne Replica | Fake Japan Rolex Watches | Replica Rado Watch | Bedat & Co Replica Watches | Tudor Watches Replica | Breitling Watch Replica | Ulysse Nardin Fake Watches | Ulysse Nardin Replica Watch | Replica Hublot Watch
Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 09:07 AM (xpuiO) 158
Fake Watches | soccer jersey wholesale | replica soccer jersey | Replica watches | Replica watches | Fake Versace | Cheap Seiko | Cheap Hermes Fake Watch | Blancpain Watch | Cheap Technomari | Fake Jaeger Lecoutre Watches | Patek Philippe Watches Replica | Cheap Ebel Watches | Fake Benz | Maurice Lacroix Replica Watch
Posted by: replica watches at November 18, 2009 03:29 AM (C/zDM) 159
The proper function of man is to live, but not to exist.ugg classic cardyConquer fear of death and you are put into possession of your life. ugg classic tallThere is a time to speak and a time to be silent. ugg knightsbridgefree shippingmbt cheap
mbt sale mbt uk mbt shoes cheap buy mbt shoes shoes mbt sale Posted by: mbtshoesbuy at November 25, 2009 02:57 AM (fd1jz) 160
Replica Watches | Replica Omega | Fake Watches | replica soccer jersey | Replica watches | Replica watches | Replica Cartier | Replica watches | Luxury watches | replica watches | replica watch | best replica watches | replica wristwatch | replica watches | replica watches | replica watches | replica wristwatch | replica watch | Luxury watches | watches brand | replica wristwatch | Luxury watches | replica watch | Luxury watches | best replica watches | best replica watches | watches brand | replica watch | watches brand | Luxury watches | Luxury watches | best replica watches | replica wristwatch | replica wristwatch | replica wristwatch | replica wristwatch | watches brand | replica watches
Posted by: replica watches at December 04, 2009 11:05 AM (bsW/x) 161
I will have a hard time buying ugg classic cardy at normal brick and mortar store for now on knowing that I can browse the largest selection I have ever seen and purchase confidently. Thanks for being a great company.Although your ugg boots cardy website is entered by users, the site has a lot of accurate and useful information on it.your net shop is kept to a minimum and favours websites connected to the ugg cardy boots Web Design Library in appearance and subject.
The popular blue ugg is renowned for its comfort. But some doctors worry that the popular black ugg could cause serious foot pain in the long run.So some podiatrists across the country are telling ugg classic cardy lovers to watch their steps. In fact,there is nothing wrong! The crochet boots online retailer also knows bargain-hungry shoppers are scouring the Web for discounts, and its UGG Classic Crochet rivals are more than happy to provide them. So it is putting coupon codes on ugg classic crochet that customers can use to save money on its site. Posted by: makol UGG at December 05, 2009 09:59 AM (cmMdO) 162
The womens mbtchallenges the hard to reach
muscles in your legs, but also works the abdominal, back, buttock, and thigh muscles. With every stride, the instability activates the whole body in concert and tones as it stimulates different areas.mbt footwear have a curved pivot sole that copies walking on soft moss. The sole of href=http://www.mbtshoesbuy.com/products_new.html>new mbt turns even, flat ground into uneven terrain. The mbt anti shoes challenges the muscles to work harder with every step you take. The unique curved sole works by providing instability and makes the muscles of your body more engaged and also helps burn more calories. The mbt shoes walking shoes have been highlighted for its ability to cushion your feet while challenging your muscles. Clinical studies suggest that regular use improves balance, posture and circulation. mbt lami shoes re-establish the natural conditions for standing and walking.You will get more results out of your workouts ? MBT shoes have technology in the sole design that make your working more efficient and burn more calories. With every step, the instability activates your muscles and the whole body is stimulated as your walk more and more.Free Shipping 1Week on Select Styles Of discount mbt Walking Shoes Reviews ! Posted by: mbtshoesbuy at December 09, 2009 05:24 PM (B0M1x) 163
Technomarine Replica Watches | Replica Gucci Watches | IWC Fake Watches | Replica Rolex Watches | Parmigiani Fake Watches | Watches Maurice Lacroix Fashion | Replica Emporio Armani Watches | Replica Tissot Watches | Watches Bulgari Fashion | Replica Swiss Watches | Replica Blancpain Watches | Christian Dior Replica Watches | Louis Vuitton Replica Watches | Louis Vuitton Replica Watches | Watches Jaeger LeCoultre Fashion | Watches Bulgari Fashion | Jacob & Co Replica Watches | Panerai Fake Watches | Baume & Mercier Replica Watches | Watches Movado Fashion
Posted by: wholesale jewelry at December 20, 2009 10:04 PM (1dySH) Posted by: cheap Air Max at December 25, 2009 12:20 PM (ZgK+c) 165
nike air max 360 shoes
womens air max nike air max womens air max nike air max 360 shoes air max kids air max 90 kids air max classic BW kids air max 360 kids air max 97 nike air max 180 nike air max 2009 nike air max 2010 nike air max 360 shoes nike air max 87 nike air max 88 nike air max 89 nike air max 90 nike air max 91 nike air max 93 nike air max 95 nike air max classic BW nike air max ltd nike air max TN womens air max 2007 womens air max 2009 womens air max 87 womens air max 90 womens air max 91 womens air max 95 womens air max 97 womens air max classic BW womens air max ltd Posted by: nike air max at January 20, 2010 05:03 PM (CZv6h) 166
nike air max 360 shoes
womens air max nike air max womens air max nike air max 360 shoes air max kids air max 90 kids air max classic BW kids air max 360 kids air max 97 nike air max 180 nike air max 2009 nike air max 2010 nike air max 360 shoes nike air max 87 nike air max 88 nike air max 89 nike air max 90 nike air max 91 nike air max 93 nike air max 95 nike air max classic BW nike air max ltd nike air max TN womens air max 2007 womens air max 2009 womens air max 87 womens air max 90 womens air max 91 womens air max 95 womens air max 97 womens air max classic BW Posted by: air max shoes at January 28, 2010 06:06 AM (JOSIc) Processing 0.1, elapsed 0.1195 seconds. |
MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Dale's ECB Election Projection Federal Review Real Clear Politics Rasmussen Reports Gallup Zogby FoxNews Polls Sabato/Crystal Ball Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
|