1 Really wish the first picture wasn't of that old hag Althouse.

Now I can't see.

2

I find her position veiled, backwards, and white-centric.

Why don't you post some of the legendary Midget Lesbian Porn you allegedly have libraries full of?

3
Wow...

4 I'd plover her tushar.

5 Meh, pointy fingers.

6 tachyonshuggy...heh.

7

Meh, pointy fingers.

That's Bart-speak for "I prefer MEN."

8 Ace would hit sheep!

9

What's the deal with Althouse anyway?  Given the low quality of her drivel, she must have some serious blackmail material on Reynolds to get all those links -- hell, it's like half his blog.  Of course, he's been phoning it in for years now.

Where the hell am I going with this anyway ..... ooooooo nice ass!  ADD has it's advantages at times.

10 Can't see whether her knees are sharp, so I reserve judgment.

11 First it was pointy elbows, now it's pointy fingers?

12 CILF? Erin.

13 I thought the F stood for "fraternize."

Let there be no mystery as to why I'm still single.

14 She's like every woman who's ever shot me down. 

You know...bipedal.

15

Best "daaaaaaaaamn" scene in the Omen.

 

Second best "grimace" moment, when Greggory Peccary shoved that fence spike through his hand climbing the graveyard fence to get away from the mean puppies.

16 CILF... why do I have a feeling Ace would hit Elmer Fudd?

17 I'm not watching that CILF clip though for fear I'm gonna see something like Dora the Explorer or Blue from Blue's Clues.  You know what kinda perverts are on these here innertubes.

18 I never really understood how a whole pain of glass would decapitate someone.  That glass looked about an inch thick, which would mean it's heavy, and would probably asphyxiate him, but not slice through the whole damn neck.

19 What I mean to say is it didn't appear to be a sharp edge on that pain of glass.

20 Were MKH and LsB actually referencing the recent "gender war"? I had thought they were just making a point about ways in which people get personal when they're opposing women rhetorically: they want to make it about sex.

Which says something about men's thought processes, or women's perceived vulnerabilities. Or both.

Personally, I was just defending women with biceps--because I gots some.

21 >>>I never really understood how a whole pain of glass would decapitate someone.

Shut up, that's how.

22 I know RWN knows about the gender war thing; I don't know when he interviewed him.

In any event, it's not like the latest thing was "THE gender war."  We've been having this same argument on the internet since Al Gore invented it.

23 e tu, Rocketeer?

24 WTF is she wearing, btw, a girdle?

I like the alabaster skin as much as the next guy, but jeeeeeze, she blends in with the wall. Get some sun, baby, huh?

25

Hey, whose the broad with the "come hither and spank my ass" look? 

I don't see no ring on that gloved finger...

...Oh yes, you know you want it, baby.  Don't get coy with me!

...the moon AND the stars, babe.

26

WTF is she wearing, btw, a girdle?

You're kidding, yes?

27 You're kidding, yes?

Probably not.

It's Bart, remember.

28

Probably not.

It's Bart, remember.

Ah, good point.  It's a maxi pad, Bart.

29

Speed Racer was, is and will always be the C.I.L.F.

30 Yea, that's what it is.

31 She's wearing what the british call suspenders, known in the US as a garter belt ... sadly out of fashion these days, but sexy if you like stockings.

32 Everything's fine except for the "retro mom bra". Too much material. My mom and Angela Lansbury wear bras like that.

33 Is she someone I should know or is this just a random hot chick photo?

34

Angela Lansbury wear bras like that

I wonder if I could get her to will them to me?

35 Is she someone I should know or is this just a random hot chick photo?


Well it's not Kathy.

36

C.I.L.F:

Orihime Inoue from Bleach

Mikuru Asahina from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (needs more bunney suit)

I'm fond of the slightly moe redheads.

Speaking of which... Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (gratituous bunny suit check: Affirmative!)

Ester from Trinity Blood

Hmm...Misa Misa from Death Note.. (I like slightly goth chicks)

Sakura from TOKKO, both red head AND slightly goth!

Winry from Full Metal Alchemist.

Faye from Cowboy Bebop.

Cartoon version of Kim Basinger from Cool World.

80% of everything drawn by Boris Vallejo.

And oh, hey, since we're on the subject of me never getting within 10 feet of an actual woman without violating a court ordered restraining order, what is the ETA on those japanese sexbots again?

37 WTF is she wearing, btw, a girdle?

Now I have to go get a beer in which to weep.  That and order some things from Agent Provocateur to cheer me up. 

Mmmmm, cheesecake photos.  There's a reason I love Dita so much.  It's so sensual and lush and celebrates all that's fabulous about the female form.

Speed Racer was, is and will always be the C.I.L.F.

Trixie and Racer X for me thankyouverymuch.  Though I saw the trailer for the new Speed Racer movie and died a little inside.  I doubt even the presence of Christina Ricci can save it.

38 That doesn't look like Dita von to me alexthechick, although she does have the same body type.

39 That doesn't look like Dita von to me alexthechick, although she does have the same body type.

Oh sorry, no, it's not at all.  My habitrail of a mind automatically goes to Dita whenever the topic of cheesecake pics comes up. 

40 I didn't understand a word you said after "bunk", but hey, thanks for all the hits anyway.

41

There's a reason I love Dita so much.  It's so sensual and lush and celebrates all that's fabulous about the female form.

Oh I agree. I'm a big Dita fan........but I love no one more than my Bettie Page. rawr

42 but I love no one more than my Bettie Page. rawr

Ohhhhh Bettie, how do I love her, let me count the ways. 

43

Alexthechick: Trixie and Racer X for me thankyouverymuch.

Trixie? </Spock with a raised eyebrow>

44

Oh I feel terrible. How could I forget Samurai Jack? He's a hunka hunka burnin' love. He's one tough mojo and he has manners.

I need to go change my underwear now.

45

Bart, those are called "wings".

 

You gotta edumacate yourself on all the girl stuff.

46 Yeah; Hawkins and I were gettin' into it already the same night I picked that fight with you and Rusty--though JH and I actually made up that same night, with no hard feelings. Apparently I unintentionally got a bit tart with him a couple of times. (As opposed to being a bit OF a tart, which is an entirely different issue.)

And no one knows "the gender wars" (whatever the fuck those are) like John. No one; I imagine that's one of the reasons he's doing the interviews, though I've never expected him to say it out loud.

In point of fact, John's a doll. I know he hasn't always gotten along with some of my blog-buddies, but he's fundamentally a very decent man--and a gentleman.

Luscious girl, BTW. I'd take off the veil, though--and make her let her hair loose.

BTW, boyz:

1) It's a generously cut garter belt. I have a skimpier one, in black.

2) Girls that actually have breasts often have to wear bras that are cut a bit bigger, and often have underwire in 'em. There's no getting around this if one wants to actually--you know. Move around.

47

Girls that actually have breasts often have to wear bras that are cut a bit bigger, and often have underwire in 'emThere's no getting around this if one wants to actually--you know. Move around.

And if we don't want the straps gouging into our shoulders, they need to be a little thicker.

48 Trixie? </Spock with a raised eyebrow>

What do you have against Trixie?  Are you a Commie or something?

49

Not to be a killjoy, but for the record, the PowerPuff Girls are in kindergarten.  Their teacher, on the other hand, is quite fair game.

And a CILF list like this without Lois Griffin ain't worth much!  ;-)

50

I wonder if anyone is old enough to remember Heavy Metal, the movie, the one story with the nekkid babes...well, all of them.

Granted, anyone who watched that was probably indulging in either pot or hallucinogenics, maybe both if you were a RICH WHITE PERSON.

I know *I* did.

51 Well isn't it a convenient bonus that her garter belt helps flatten her tummy.

Sure, the bra is practical...great for everyday wear for comfort. But I thought she was posing for a naughty pic, not a catalog for granny panties.

P.S. WTF does she need wings for? She gonna fly somewhere?

52 Jerking off to cartoons = super creepy, fyi.

53

Heavy Metal rocked. Great classic sci-fi cartoon. And, perhaps, the only anime/cartoon I know of to come out of fucking Canada of all places.

I was shocked and amazed it actually had anything in it at all that didn't somehow involve hockey, syrup, cheap ice beer, or french terrorists.

Locnar, the sum of all evils.

54

Nobody said they were jerking off to cartoons.

We just said what cartoons we'd like to have sex and make babies with.

And in lieu of that, maybe would like to jerk off to.

55

Wikipedia on Heavy Metal:

The critics were generally dismissive, complaining that the film was wildly uneven and appealed only to adolescent tastes.

In other words: It was Totally. Fucking. Awesome.

56 Hm. The gay girls are coping. The bisexual girls are coping. The straight men are coping. I'll bet the gay male readers are coping, too.

But Bart isn't coping. That's too bad.

57 UGLY!  One of the hairs on her head is out of place.

58 Even us straight girls are coping.

59

BTW, boyz:

Hah!  You think I don't know nuthin, don't ya?  I gots daughters baby, grown ones with chemicals and stuff coursing through their veins.  I have spent a thousand hours standing at the grocery store in front of The Wall^TM; with a cell phone in one hand and a label in the other, searching for the ONE damn package with 4 dots and wings.  With a bunch of other moron dads who were too dumb to bring a label, hah!

 

Paid.  My.  Dues.

60

Screw that.

Asking a husband/father to buy anything that has 4 dots and wings is like asking a woman to stop on the way home and bring you a truck full of guns and porn and bacon.

It's simply not a reasonable request.

Especially for a father. I would refuse to do anything that even implicitly acknowledges that she has a vagina.

61

That CILF guy included Pebbles.

That's messed up.

Bam-Bam would totally kick your ass.

62

asking a woman to stop on the way home and bring you a truck full of guns and porn and bacon.

I would do that for my husband. I prolly wouldn't share the bacon however.

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