Shocker: Spitzer Doing Whores For Six or Seven Years, Maybe Even Ten, and Feds Can Prove It

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been soliciting high-priced hookers for at least six years and possibly for more than a decade, sources tell The Post.

The question has to be asked:

Why was the Emperor's Club never investigated, and did Elliot Spitzer ever spike an investigation or demand that cops close a file on it?

Some will say "Ah, well, perhaps no one ever really knew about the Emperor's Club, so no such action was ever necessary."

Well. The Attorney General and then the Governor sure seemed clued in, eh?

This whole thing is like Pretty Woman but with ugly people.

Any Spurned Political Wives Missing From These Pictures? Hm! I can think of one.

Thanks to Hot Air for that.

The Sort of Irresponsible Speculation That Only Blogs Engage In (And Not the MSM, at Least Not When It Involves Democrats!): Let's assume, as seems highly likely, the Emperor's Club is mob-protected. Someone said it would be under the control of the Bonano Crime Family, but it's not necessary that we know exactly which mafia it pays tribute to.

Now. Spitzer's famous prostitution-ring prosecutions. Did they, by any chance, involve prostitution rings not controlled by the Bonanos (or whoever)?

Were these prostitution rings he busted Bonano (or whoever) controlled?

Or did he... you know... kind of only take down whoremongers who were not in the crime family of his own particular favored whoremongers?

I could throw something out there like taking out the competition but I really don't need to go that far. Do we know for a fact he went as tough on his own preferred mob's whore-rings as he went on other mobs'?

That seems to be an interesting question to ask. The answer may turn out to be quite uninteresting and disappointing to us Republicans, but then it could turn out to be very interesting and also disappointing to the MSM.

Wouldn't that be something relatively easy for the MSM to dig into and find out about?

Posted by: Ace at 03:23 PM


1 I didn't see that one coming.
OK, maybe I did.

Posted by: natesnake at March 11, 2008 03:28 PM (YcXTT)

2 Again, I have to chuckle at the name "Emperor's Club" and it's implications and the irony of an anti-corrupt-corporate-buster Democrat belonging to it.


Posted by: Bart at March 11, 2008 03:29 PM (JwBIi)

3 I think the reason this stuff doesn't get investigated very closely is because people like the governor are taking advantage of it. How many other politicians are involved, what other big names? What people from other countries, what names we'd know like Giuliani, Rangel, and so on? Cops would rather just not bother with that kind of firepower aligned against them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 11, 2008 03:30 PM (3+3kx)

4 Spitzer Doing Whores For Six or Seven Years a time? Nice, Elliot. Very nice.

Posted by: wiserbud at March 11, 2008 03:34 PM (wWwJR)

5 we can has cowbell?

Posted by: lol guy at March 11, 2008 03:34 PM (lPxkl)

6 It's shitbags like Spitzer that wouldn't give a second thought to running over a political rival engaging in the same practices.
Do as I say, not as I do.

Posted by: natesnake at March 11, 2008 03:34 PM (YcXTT)

7 Done. Finished. Thanks for playing. Here's your lovely parting indictment.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 11, 2008 03:34 PM (hlYel)

8 It's limerick time:
There once was a governor from New York
Whose wild whoring proved him a big dork.
When caught in his crime,
Said the red-faced client nine,
“At least no live boy or dead girl did I pork.”
by: Me

Posted by: Nomennovum at March 11, 2008 03:35 PM (g3lgp)

9 Dammit, I just posted about this in the other thread!

Anyone think now that his wife didn't know?

Posted by: Alice H at March 11, 2008 03:36 PM (jRtPb)

10 How can I be expected to not objectify women, when our elite role models, such as the exhaulted Governor of New York -Mr. Spitzer, have done nothing but teach us lower, less intelligent beta males, thru their actions and deeds, that it is perfectly OK?
Fur crissakes, if you look at the picture in the link, he's ogling his wife's ass like a piece of meat. Go get'em Gov!

Posted by: Typical stupid fucking male at March 11, 2008 03:36 PM (uzM+b)

11 I bet Elliot has friends who also indulge in the Emperor's Club. I wonder how long it will take for those names to surface?

Posted by: natesnake at March 11, 2008 03:36 PM (YcXTT)

12 Pretty Woman did have Jason Alexander as a balding ambitious lawyer.

Which leads to one conclusion: The Governor of New York is George Costanza.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2008 03:37 PM (ThdYQ)

13 Hey, wait a second.
Maybe Spitzer was a sort-of 'Donnie Brasco' - deep undercover guy *investigating* the world of high class hookers and used his position as the chief law enforcement officer to put himself in a position to be blackmailed
Which would lead to further investigations and, eventually, arrests of much, much, much more important people - possibly brown people.
~ shudder ~
God Bless You, Elliot Spitzer, for putting yourself in Charm's Way.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 11, 2008 03:41 PM (UeP9e)

14 Bumper--that is known as the "Jim Traficant Defense." Yeah, I miss the old loon sometimes...And by sometimes I mean never until just now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2008 03:45 PM (ThdYQ)

The Spitz couldn't control his Putz.

What a douche.

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 11, 2008 03:46 PM (qMund)

"I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms," Fleiss says, speculating but strangely confident.

WHy didn't he just ring up Jim McGreesey or maybe even Andi Sillyvan and his power milky glutes?

Ahhh, schadenfreudenegger.

Remember the outcry by the left over Arnie's shenanigans...

Who knew that those would be so tame compared to this cocksucker...

Oh, but Rudy dressed up in a woman's dress!

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 11, 2008 03:48 PM (qMund)

17 Gee, this is as bad as if he shot someone in the face with a shotgun.
Get over yourselves, wingnuts. It's just sex, you should try it, sometime. Let the governor and his wife deal with this private matter on their own since it doesn't affect how he does his job as governor.

Posted by: stupid typical fucking moonbat© at March 11, 2008 03:49 PM (l2jI2)

18 Was there any actual damage done?

Posted by: stupid typical fucking moonbat© at March 11, 2008 03:50 PM (l2jI2)

19 Why is everybody lumping me in with Spitzer? I just tapped my foot...I didn't even bust a nut, for Christ's sake!!!!!

Posted by: Larry Craig at March 11, 2008 03:53 PM (YmPwQ)

20 Let the governor and his wife deal with this private really-really- illegal-in-the-Spitzer-universe-just-ask-him matter on their
own since it doesn't affect how he does his job as governor.

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2008 03:54 PM (ThdYQ)

21 Ohh, they gotta make the "Steamroller" do the perp-walk.
OK, from now on to Steamroller someone is to have condom free ass-sex with a hooker.

Posted by: Iblis at March 11, 2008 03:56 PM (9221z)

22 Maybe these guys should do what John Edwards did.

When you get into politics, have yourself neutered.

Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Posted by: JayC at March 11, 2008 03:58 PM (H5zz/)

23 Any Spurned Political Wives Missing From These Pictures? Hm! I can think of one.

Oh I know! I know!
*frantically raises hand
Pick me, pick me!

Posted by: pajama momma at March 11, 2008 03:59 PM (f3xJa)

Think this guy has some self-esteem issues he needs to work out?

Preferably he can work them out in Riker's.

LMAO, what an idiot.

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 11, 2008 04:02 PM (qMund)

25 Why was the emperor's club vip never investigated?
Because of Clients 1-8, 10-100, not to mention No.9.
Who you know matters more that what you've done wrong.
Maybe this is Bush payback in time to counter the recession's effect on the coming vote.

Posted by: maverick muse at March 11, 2008 04:07 PM (LYKFp)

26 is everything in italics or am I hallucinating again?

Posted by: pajama momma at March 11, 2008 04:09 PM (f3xJa)

27 When I lied, people didn't die.

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer, governor and paragon of virute at March 11, 2008 04:09 PM (l2jI2)

28 pj momma,

Here let me fix</i> that for you. Better?

Posted by: kbiel at March 11, 2008 04:11 PM (4wIAQ)

29 Someone forgot to close an intailics command!
Boy if someone could just make a movie out of the week about this...
I wonder if HollyLeftwood would touch it? No writters would need to get involved even.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 11, 2008 04:12 PM (aRgTx)

30 er...let me try that again . Better now?

Posted by: kbiel at March 11, 2008 04:12 PM (4wIAQ)

31 Much better thanks.

Posted by: pajama momma at March 11, 2008 04:14 PM (f3xJa)

32 One little slash and everything turns to shit.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 11, 2008 04:18 PM (pzen5)

Where the hell was Fred Dicker (tee hee) during all of this shit?

I thought he was a tough seasoned reporter, if he is, he would have known the Putz was shtupping whores.

There was a story recently by Dicker (mmmph) about how Putzer turned over a new leaf and all that, was a new man, nice and pleasant to be around...

Was he aware he was fucked for fucking?

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 11, 2008 04:19 PM (qMund)

34 Anyone else got the suspicion that his "activities" involved some kind of "Cleveland Steamer" type of activity given his fondness for talking about how he's like a "fucking steamroller"?

Posted by: BrandonInBatonRouge at March 11, 2008 04:20 PM (UMBjr)

35 Why was the emperor's club vip never investigated?
Because of Clients 1-8, 10-100, not to mention No.9.
The only reason any of them are investigated isso ambitious prosecutors can move up a rung by providing titillation to the public.

Posted by: horseman at March 11, 2008 04:24 PM (Pq0Br)

36 Recession? Spitzer may have single-handedly saved the economy!!!

Posted by: Dr. Remulak at March 11, 2008 04:30 PM (YmPwQ)

37 taking out the competition

I said that yesterday at Rusty's. Thief.

Posted by: CUS at March 11, 2008 04:33 PM (bbXZq)

38 Whoever ran the ring could getenough leverage to blackmail the governor.
If it was a crime family, they could get him to pass them inside information.
They could get him to decline prosecution.
They could get him to influence state contracts.
They could sell the blackmail information and/or photos toa third partywho needed leverage.
Whether or not any of those things happened, the governorput himself in a positionwhere every executive decision he made as attorney general or as governor comes under suspicion.

Posted by: lyle at March 11, 2008 04:42 PM (fHfJ+)

39 Anyone think now that his wife didn't know?
Oh, she knew all right. And in going out and standing next to this scumbag, she's shown herself to be no different than the, ahem, ladies of the Emperor's Club.
The only woman I think was truly blindsided by this kind of thing is Dana McGreevey. I was firmly in the 'she had to have known' camp until I met her at a function and came away convinced that she was that rarest of creatures, a truly naive political wife.

Posted by: TiredWench at March 11, 2008 05:18 PM (Kx1hM)

40 The mob doesn't have to blackmail NY politicians.

They're the same fucking people.

Posted by: Retired (Not Gay) at March 11, 2008 05:19 PM (k5JzA)

41 Has anyone seen The Bank Job? Oddly similar set of circumstances among the ruling class of late 60's, early 70's England.

Posted by: too many steves at March 11, 2008 05:25 PM (EFQfG)

42 On the bright side, Mrs. Spitzer is now qualified to run for president.

Posted by: Usful Ijit at March 11, 2008 05:42 PM (oxmQ6)

So just how much time did this moron spend procuring his hoors?

Was he doing the business the American People sent him there to do when he was procuring dumb hoors that he would then roger roundly in the keester?

Yeah, that's the leftist liberal dumbfuck idea of just what politicians do for the American People.

We get fucked in the ass just like his expensive hookers.

Just put some ice on it.

Posted by: E Buzz Miller-Booth at March 11, 2008 09:04 PM (vFeQi)

44 The answer may turn out to be quite uninteresting and disappointing to us Republicans, but then it could turn out to be very interesting and also disappointing to the MSM.
Don't ask me about my business, Ace.

Posted by: pinch bonano sulzberger at March 11, 2008 09:04 PM (VSAVV)

45 This is bad news for all those liberal demacrats and their supporters in hollyweed and the various gruops and corupt unions that donate to the demacrook party

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 11, 2008 11:51 PM (ba9dN)

46 Ye Gods, is it really Spurwing Plover?
I thought he went the way of Old Comment Thingy.
Great to see you, winged moron!

Posted by: Lewis at March 12, 2008 12:32 AM (23X4s)

47 Look, they're the BONNANO family. 2 Ns. And the more likely crew standing that hooker shop up are the Gambinos, because the Bonnanos are so old and busted they couldn't even run a decent bookie operation.

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