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1 thankfully, voting along such starkly racial lines hasn't been widely repeated elsewhere
Just to clarify, that's sarcasm right? As ace pointed out in previous posts, Ohio went whites 70-30 for Clinton and blacks 80-20.
Posted by: TheEJS at March 11, 2008 02:27 AM (nWQmo)
2 Live by the sword, die by the sword. Pity they'll take the rest of us with them.
We're no longer a constitutional republic; we just pretend we are.
Posted by: MlR at March 11, 2008 02:28 AM (mX6h5)
3 Obama won the majority of white votes in several states, including Illinois, New Mexico, Utah, Virginia, and Wisconsin. He's also done very well among whites (particularly white men) in the rest of the primaries.
There is no doubt that voting along racial lines is occurring. But the severity of the problem varies from state to state.
Posted by: Gabriel at March 11, 2008 02:38 AM (CnXZn)
4 Problem is that those are also not battleground states, or in New Mexico's case, doesn't matter (as I live in ABQ, I can that).
It's not only white though. Hispanics are breaking for Hillary over Obama in most cases. Even in Texas, where Obama has come close to cracking a state with large Hispanic population, he only took 1 district bordering the Rio Grande. In California, the "Solid South" emerges as Hispanics give Hildog another victory.
Call it semantics, but I take the opposite view of the racial voting: only by state to state does it have the potential to be toned down.
Posted by: TheEJS at March 11, 2008 02:49 AM (nWQmo)
5 I can attest to that*
not only whites though*
What I get for trying to write a paper about Graham Greene's The Quiet American trying to criticize America for being immature/inexperienced in foreign affairs, only to turn around and have a complete betrayal of trust while helping to destroy "third force" global politics it engaged in until the European model collaspe of WWII while trying to link Greene's novel to Richard Pells's Not Like Us.
Posted by: TheEJS at March 11, 2008 02:54 AM (nWQmo)
6 It's always satisfying when liberal social engineering projects backfire and destroy that which the claim to want. To see a black Democratic presidential candidate derailed by liberal jerrymandering designed to elect blacks? Priceless.
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 11, 2008 06:04 AM (lduP/)
7 There is no solution to this. There is no way to rewrite the laws or redraw the districts that will prevent such an outcome. Human nature (selfish, short-sighted, tribal) and random factors (a white ultra-liberal woman running against a black ultra-liberal man in an ultra-liberal political party) will always produce a scenario where the goddess Irony is laughing her ass off.
Posted by: eman at March 11, 2008 06:09 AM (0AZ4a)
8 "it is rare that white voters will cross over to elect minority preferred candidates.
It couldn't possibly be that Mississippi is a Republican state and most minorities run on the Democratic ticket? How silly of me. Of course, it has to be racisim instead.
Posted by: Steve L. at March 11, 2008 07:11 AM (hpZf2)
9 Exactly why gerrymandering should be called un-Constitutional.
Posted by: Veeshir at March 11, 2008 09:12 AM (zXUuJ)
10 Live by bigotry, die by bigotry, idiot Leftties would neveradmit that they areignorant racist, just like their 'Free Speech for me only" crap.
Mississippi is a Republican state and most minorities run on the Democratic ticket? Of course, it has to be racisim instead.
Posted by: vaquero at March 11, 2008 09:35 AM (M6ylA)
11 Some Democrats may even realize that dividing us according to skin color is not a good remedy for racial discrimination.
Most unlikely. The learning curve for this has been running for what...140-150 years?
Posted by: joated at March 11, 2008 10:33 AM (4gHqM)
12 Auburn University
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 11, 2008 11:07 AM (5/uG4)
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The chairman of the MS Republican Party was urging Republicans NOT to crossover vote today. There are some down-ticket races that are important enough (primary vote for Trent Lott's Senate seat) that this would be a bad idea. For my part, I will probably be putting in a totally symbolic vote for Fred Thompson. Sigh. Wish it could have stayed interesting long enough for that to actually count, but DAMN, am I glad that the Huckster is out!
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14 I find your faith in the Msm's ability to find its arse with both hands to be charming.
They never noticed when Hill won Texas and lost delegates....
Posted by: Doug Winship at March 11, 2008 11:37 AM (hcQ3t)
15 There are some down-ticket races that are important enough (primary vote for Trent Lott's Senate seat)
I rechecked and that's not on the ballot today. I got that mixed up with the House of Representatives primary. Crap. I'm an idiot.
Go about your business.
Posted by: Tina at March 11, 2008 11:48 AM (vQ9zp)
Alabama's 3rd Congressional District does include Auburn University, but it only includes part of Montgomery County and part of the City of Montgomery. It does not include Maxwell AFB, for instance. See this map.
There are significant demographic differences between Alabama and Mississippi. Alabama's population is now about 1.7 million more than Mississippi, which has a population less than 3 million and is less urbanized than Alabama . Mississippi's population is 36% black, and Alabama's is 27% black.
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