US Airstrike in Somalia

It was a deliberate, precise strike against a known terrorist and his associates," one U.S. military official said in Washington, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to comment on the record.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 10:56 AM

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Dave, you didn't use the proper AoSHQ headline for this kind of news. Lemme try:

AQ VIP Dies of Inhalation of Paint Fumes and Hellfire Missiles, But Mostly Hellfire Missiles.

Posted by: EC at March 03, 2008 11:03 AM (mAhn3)

2 Probably the AP will claim we were targeting "youths".

Posted by: eddiebear at March 03, 2008 11:20 AM (wnU1W)

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Known Terrorist and Associates Die of EMF Pollution and Missile Shrapnel, But Mostly Missile Shrapnel

Posted by: jakeman at March 03, 2008 11:23 AM (8RQZK)

It was a wedding. I swear it. A wedding party and there were 1,000,000 civilian babies killed in this airstrike.

Posted by: Saab Erekat at March 03, 2008 11:24 AM (ThMnZ)

5 Housing BOOM.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 03, 2008 11:26 AM (QA8jC)

6 The Concerned Wedding Party Union will have a statement forthcoming shortly.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 03, 2008 11:28 AM (N4pK7)

Dave, you didn't use the proper AoSHQ headline for this kind of news. Lemme try:

lets try NYT style

Military indiscriminately kills women and children while offering same old “terrorist” excuse.

Posted by: ntac at March 03, 2008 11:28 AM (jYyFD)

8 Excellent news to start the day with. Though, no doubt the usual suspects among the left will claim we hit a wedding party that was being held in a baby milk factory.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at March 03, 2008 11:30 AM (fADbz)

9 Update: Somalian Housing Boom Leaves Many Up In Air.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 03, 2008 11:32 AM (QA8jC)

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Posted by: Tushar D at March 03, 2008 11:40 AM (IlgNp)

<i>Update: Somalian Housing Boom Leaves Many Up In Air.</i>

Women and Children Hardest Hit

Posted by: MoronInTraining at March 03, 2008 11:40 AM (zFAe8)

12 Remodeled? Ah! The new "flattened look"!

How avant guarde!

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at March 03, 2008 11:41 AM (DvoWL)

13 This is obviously a Wag the Dog to get the draft dodger McCain elected. How do we really know he was in a POW camp, I heard he broke his arms mountain climbing.

I question the timing, at this point.

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 03, 2008 11:41 AM (sf4Oe)

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Very popular in parts of the Middle East, too.

Posted by: Gabriel at March 03, 2008 11:46 AM (dCTWk)

"It was a deliberate, precise strike...," quoth the "Washington official."

As opposed to the Weapons Officer accidentally setting his "big tits in bikini" coffee mug down on the "Fire Tomahawk" button, and then yelling "Uh, CAAAAPTAIN?"

Good grief.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at March 03, 2008 11:46 AM (RWKPy)

16 Uh, Mr. Dave in Texas...a point of order....

Those of us that are in the military are are at the "deckplate" (thought you'd like the Navy/Marine Corps term) don't call it a "deliberate, precise strike". We call it an "urban redevelopment project", because we're getting the rats out of the 'hood.

Posted by: Eeyore's Swinging Sack at March 03, 2008 01:13 PM (I6QiV)

17 How 'bout this...

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Feel free to take the basic idea and run with it if you can get better teh funneh mileage out of it.

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