Star Trek: The Sex Generation

I don't like ST:TNG, but I gotta tell you, the more this grinds on, the funnier it gets.

Thanks to Asher. Vid below the fold.

Posted by: Ace at 09:50 PM



Comments

1 For the first time in my adult life I am proud to have yanked it to troy.
Common, you know you did it. Admit it.

Posted by: sithson at February 22, 2008 11:10 PM (lIsCq)

2 Third gayest thing ever posted on AoSHQ.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2008 11:15 PM (7Q1rc)

3 I yanked it to the blond chick. She always seemed dirty to me. Then she went and schtuptd Data and all of my assumptions were proven true.

Posted by: McLovin at February 22, 2008 11:15 PM (KLjVl)

4 I would rate TNG episodes on the quality and quantity of Troi puppy sightings.


Posted by: eman at February 22, 2008 11:27 PM (Kaov6)

5 WTF with the Star Trek crap today?

Posted by: TheEJS at February 22, 2008 11:42 PM (Fi2LQ)

6 WTF with the Star Trek crap today?

Posted by: TheEJS

It's Spock's birthday.

Posted by: eman at February 22, 2008 11:59 PM (Kaov6)

7 How about the Horta? She was built like a brick sh1thouse.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2008 12:19 AM (VSAVV)

8 How about the Horta? She was built like a brick sh1thouse.

Ok, whoever understands that should probably keep it to themselves.
(yeah, I understood it all right)

Just sayin'

Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 23, 2008 12:32 AM (Q5ggV)

9 Laughing my ass off................
Dr. Crusher: "It must be a gift from Will...."
Troy: "Last time we did that, I was sore for a week..."
Thanks for the memories, Ace, but WTF?
"—Ace .... I don't like ST:TNG"
After all the Star Trek refernces yesterday, I still have hope for you.......
Have a good weekend.

Posted by: 7% Solution at February 23, 2008 12:38 AM (v05pa)

10 I'll call you the next time I pass through your star system
I'm so using that

Posted by: windansea at February 23, 2008 12:59 AM (ECuKk)

11 what about DATA and LORE and HUGH

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 23, 2008 01:10 AM (jAP6C)

12 Throwing me a few curves, Stashiu3? (BTW, I just finished reading you at Patterico's on the JAG guy. Small universe, eh?)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2008 01:16 AM (VSAVV)

13 Ah, this brings back the days when Star Trek was good. It's been a while.

Posted by: Log Cabin at February 23, 2008 01:44 AM (j7zrD)

14 I thought the Horta reference was clever and wondered who else would get it.

As far as the blogosphere being a small place, I just blogged a thanks to both Ace and Patterico for their (unknowing of course, I'm small potatoes) influence in starting my own blog. That's an even bigger coincidence than seeing me there, lol. (Did I sound stupid over there?)

Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 23, 2008 01:45 AM (Q5ggV)

15 You sounded fine, especially against the lefty troll, although I leaned more in commenter Kevin's views. I'll check out your new blog later.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2008 01:51 AM (VSAVV)

16 Who says Captain Kirk was the only guy who got the girl?

Posted by: BJM at February 23, 2008 02:33 AM (5t8VC)

17 Thanks- that was fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 23, 2008 03:08 AM (v8vVW)

18 what about DATA and LORE and HUGH

Oh my!

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 23, 2008 04:55 AM (jetRY)

19 I thought the Horta reference was clever and wondered who else would get it. 

Well, Horta are cool and all, but if she doesn't like your ears, you aren't getting past first base.

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 23, 2008 04:56 AM (jetRY)

20
Well, Horta are cool and all, but if she doesn't like your ears, you aren't getting past first base.

So, Barack Obama... attractive to Hortas?

You know how to make a Horta moan? Pay her extra.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 23, 2008 07:00 AM (Q5ggV)

21 Dammit Jim I'm a Dr. not a bricklayer

Posted by: JavaJoe at February 23, 2008 08:46 AM (Am6n/)

22 Cap'n! I canna' hold'er t'gether! She's brickin' up!

Posted by: Commander Scott at February 23, 2008 09:29 AM (Q5ggV)

23 Yes Sir Capt'n I'll go into the tunnel to see if it's safe!

Posted by: Red Shirt at February 23, 2008 09:40 AM (Am6n/)

24 I have an mp3 of the original series with Spock and Kirk doing the nasty. My favorite line: "Scotty, get below". "Aye Captain".

Posted by: rancidpoodle at February 23, 2008 11:11 AM (JgLM3)

25 */ Hobson from Arthur 2

If sexual innuendo ever becomes an Olympic event, you would do your country proud. /*

Posted by: Stephen at February 23, 2008 11:19 AM (t6i5I)

26 That was really funny. But it peaked early and I kinda lost interest.

Posted by: Gordon at February 23, 2008 12:10 PM (kl9xZ)

27 I lost it at the part with the horse.

Posted by: Mark V. at February 23, 2008 01:08 PM (dZ4mk)

28 Riker: "I can arrange for you to see it. It's... microscopic."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 23, 2008 01:43 PM (DQDJU)

29 28
Riker: "I can arrange for you to see it. It's... microscopic."

No way I believe that. Riker hooked up with Troy... then they broke up due to different assignments... then hooked up again when they were both assigned to Enterprise. Of course, then she hooked up with Worf, so between Riker and Worf you gotta assume... I know way too much Star Trek stuff.

Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 23, 2008 02:43 PM (Q5ggV)

30 I have to admit, that Marina Sirtis was (and still is), a remarkably attractive woman. For example, check out this recent interview.

Posted by: Kensington at February 23, 2008 03:01 PM (OBMgR)

31 I guess once you go Klingon you can go back.

Posted by: eman at February 23, 2008 03:35 PM (WqWFA)

32 Dr McCoy and Nurse Chappel making out in the shuttlecraft

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 23, 2008 05:07 PM (uo3LX)

33 Dr McCoy and Nurse Chappel making out in the shuttlecraft

K - I - S - S- I -N - G...

Posted by: Stashiu3 at February 23, 2008 05:35 PM (Q5ggV)

34 Well, Horta are cool and all, but if she doesn't like your ears, you aren't getting past first base.
It depends on how good your Vulcan hand-job technique is.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2008 07:56 PM (VSAVV)

35 Unless that only works on Romulan babes.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2008 07:56 PM (VSAVV)

36 Hey the women of ORION are green and all deltans are bald and feringi like their women in the buff but QUARK was a decent buisnessman

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 24, 2008 01:44 AM (zj1n9)






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