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Campaign bumper sticker slogan contest

OK, we need some levity around here since everyone is ready to slash their wrists. So lets create some cool election bumper sticker slogans. The only rule is that the words would reasonably have to fit on a bumper sticker without needing a microscope to read.

I'll start the ball rolling with this one about Obama:

OBAMA '08 - he won't steal the furniture!

UPDATE

Below the fold is a pretty good Posted by: Purple Avenger at 08:59 PM



Comments

1 LESS GOVERNMENT
MO RON PAUL

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:03 PM (CLmpi)

2 McCAIN '08
because screw you

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:04 PM (CLmpi)

3 Jesus is My Co-Pilot,
Not Satan's Brother
huck '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:05 PM (CLmpi)

4 STOP THE GALACTIC
BRAIN SPIDERS
Ron Paul 08

Posted by: Slublog at February 01, 2008 09:06 PM (Hhda2)

5 OBAMA '08 - How much for a rib?

Posted by: Penn State Marine at February 01, 2008 09:08 PM (DFVTW)

6 Hillary '08 - because she threatened to kill me

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:09 PM (ERV3B)

7

Mecha-Bush/Ur-Schartzenegger 3012

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2008 09:09 PM (q177U)

8 Spurwing Plover '08
Chicks HOME to ROOST now, bitch

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:09 PM (CLmpi)

9

Hillary '08 - She ain't no bitch nigga

 

 

Posted by: Penn State Marine at February 01, 2008 09:10 PM (DFVTW)

10

McCain '08: Really, I mean, how much harm can he do?

McCain '08: Because Washington needs a good douche.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:11 PM (l25Zd)

11 McCain '08 - come over to the dark side Luke

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:11 PM (ERV3B)

12

Hillary --she won't steal your husband

But she WILL steal your money '08

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 01, 2008 09:12 PM (XWJh5)

13 Hillary-Hsu
the bundlers of lover

I was going to put this on my cafepress site

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:12 PM (sJxlf)

14 or just:

Hillary Hsu?

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:12 PM (sJxlf)

15 Obey Hillary!
we know your secrets

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:13 PM (sJxlf)

16 Hillary '08...or else.

Posted by: Slublog at February 01, 2008 09:13 PM (Hhda2)

17 Jeez, PSM, your posts seem almost borderline inappropriate

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:13 PM (sJxlf)

18 Huckabee '08 - bringing the crazy big time

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:14 PM (ERV3B)

19 Romney in 08
not a scientologist

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:14 PM (sJxlf)

20

Romney '08: Making America look good.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:15 PM (l25Zd)

21 SMELL the GLOVE

hillary '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:16 PM (CLmpi)

22

Hillary!  '08

A Testicle Lock Box

In Every Home!

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 01, 2008 09:17 PM (XWJh5)

23 Hillary! 08
She Da Man!

Posted by: Milesdei at February 01, 2008 09:17 PM (ezaF2)

24 Spock '08 - nothing else is logical

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:17 PM (ERV3B)

25 McCAIN 2008
How did THIS happen?

Posted by: Moonbat_One at February 01, 2008 09:18 PM (64h20)

26 McCain '08
kill me now

Posted by: Moonbat_One at February 01, 2008 09:18 PM (64h20)

27 McCain '08
Let's get this over with, please make it quick

Posted by: Moonbat_One at February 01, 2008 09:19 PM (64h20)

28 good ones, moonie

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:19 PM (sJxlf)

29 Clinton '08
She's got what it takes to take what you've got....for the children

Posted by: Moonbat_One at February 01, 2008 09:20 PM (64h20)

30 McCain '08 - he's not an ax murderer

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:21 PM (ERV3B)

31

Obama '08: Because JFK is dead.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:21 PM (l25Zd)

32 Giuliani '07 Oh...never mind.

Posted by: Big S at February 01, 2008 09:22 PM (dqNud)

33 McCain 08!
Because...ummm....

Posted by: Milesdei at February 01, 2008 09:22 PM (ezaF2)

34 Here's one I did as a yard sign for my "dream team" a while back.

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:22 PM (CLmpi)

35 Objective, Trusted Analysts All Agree:

ROMNEY '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:23 PM (CLmpi)

36 McCain '08: He crosses the aisle line.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:24 PM (l25Zd)

37 McCain '08 - Because he may be a liberal asshole but he's our liberal asshole!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at February 01, 2008 09:24 PM (p0Yi7)

38 Obama
Chamberlain for our times

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:24 PM (sJxlf)

39 McCain '08
You don't have to fall in love, you just have to.

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:24 PM (CLmpi)

40 Snatch the Election - Elect the Snatch

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:25 PM (5BNAB)

41

Obama 08

Hey, at least it ain't Hillary...

Posted by: Mort at February 01, 2008 09:25 PM (c0huR)

42 McCAIN '08
No good outcomes possible

Posted by: Moonbat_One at February 01, 2008 09:25 PM (64h20)

43 Clinton '08: The Evil you know...

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:25 PM (l25Zd)

44 Elitist. Conventional. Wisdom. Romney '08

Posted by: Joe Marier at February 01, 2008 09:25 PM (p3UQA)

45 Obama
Because Security is Overrated

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:26 PM (sJxlf)

46 Obama '08 - His Wife is Hot!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:26 PM (8iSfZ)

47

Mitt Romney '08: He's not John McCain

Barak Hussain Obama '08: Reaction formation is a perfectly reasonable way to pick a President.

Hillary Clinton '08: Prove you don't hate women who sound like the aliens from Mars Attacks.

Mitt Romney '08: Prove you're not prejudiced against people who's religion is based entirely on slandering your religion.

Ron Paul '08: Because foriegn policy should be based on the assumption that there is a threat of a large scale land invasion, and no other threats. Also, we have no allies, or interests other than preventing this Hannibal scenario.

Posted by: Dave M at February 01, 2008 09:27 PM (la/BZ)

48 McCain O8!
YOUR turn to be tortured!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:27 PM (kKgTD)

49 Obama
madrassas man

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:27 PM (sJxlf)

50 McCain - Huckabee '08
Adding Insult to Injury

Posted by: MainiacJoe at February 01, 2008 09:27 PM (Mq38e)

51 OBAMA/OSAMA in 08!

CLINTON/CLINTON FOREVER!

Death to America!  Clinton/Obama 08!

Posted by: Trimegistus at February 01, 2008 09:28 PM (HucaB)

52 Huckabee - Because 158 Iowans Can't Be Wrong

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:28 PM (5BNAB)

53 Obama '08 - Easy to Rhyme

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:28 PM (8iSfZ)

54 McCain/Huckabee '08 - Embrace the suck!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:28 PM (Nez/x)

55

Clinton '08: They're Baaack.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:28 PM (l25Zd)

56 McCain 08- Get the hell off my lawn you little bastards!

Posted by: jjshaka at February 01, 2008 09:28 PM (dMH+d)

57 Hillary
Making You Put The Seat Down

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:29 PM (sJxlf)

58 Hillary/Obama 08!
Enjoy your welfare cheese, peon!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:29 PM (kKgTD)

59 I Have MDS, vote Romney/Thompson '08!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:30 PM (Nez/x)

60 Death to America!  Clinton/Obama 08!
how about that for change, bitches!

awsome!

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:30 PM (sJxlf)

61 McCAIN '08

The kind of guy that would f*** the GOP in the ass but still have the God-D*** Common Courtesy To Reach Across The Aisle



Nah, too long.

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:31 PM (CLmpi)

62 Hillary Clinton - The People's Choice!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 09:31 PM (68v+0)

63

Leonidas'08 - Tanned, rested, ready

ZombieReagan'08 - Death is no excuse

Posted by: toby928 at February 01, 2008 09:31 PM (evdj2)

64 Romney '08: Sucking less than the other guy.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:31 PM (l25Zd)

65 Hillary/Edwards - The New Rainbow Coalition

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:31 PM (5BNAB)

66 McCain to old to mess with the interns

Posted by: twinsdad at February 01, 2008 09:32 PM (DegUb)

Posted by: Mort at February 01, 2008 09:32 PM (c0huR)

68 Don't hate me because I'm liberal, McCain/Huckabee '08!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:32 PM (Nez/x)

69 Hillary 08!
Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands up!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:32 PM (kKgTD)

70

Stolen from Neil Boortz:

I WANT MY MOMMY - Hillary '08

Posted by: Steve at February 01, 2008 09:33 PM (lv+sJ)

71 Romney '08 - better than NoDoze.

Romney '08 - miss Silvercup? I'm your guy.

Edwards '08 - for the closeted gay crowd.

Obama '08 - cafe au lait is back!

Obama '08 - these ears hearya.

Hillary '08 - want Nurse Ratchett? you'll get Nurse Ratchett!

Billary '08 - scandal, 24/7.

McCain '08 - #*!&%*@#

Posted by: ricpic at February 01, 2008 09:33 PM (+++MJ)

72 WWJD Huck in '08

Posted by: Voter at February 01, 2008 09:33 PM (ywDRa)

73 Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Clinton!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 09:33 PM (68v+0)

74

Clinton/Obama 08-

Sending Capitalism to Ft. Marcy  Park                                                                                                                          

 

Posted by: jjshaka at February 01, 2008 09:34 PM (dMH+d)

75

You know in your heart, its inevitable:  Hillary!

Posted by: toby928 at February 01, 2008 09:34 PM (evdj2)

76

Elect Hillary '08

She Sho Ain't Tarred

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 01, 2008 09:34 PM (XWJh5)

77 Rush is wrong 1.2% of the time, vote McCain/Huckabee!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:34 PM (Nez/x)

78 MISS ME YET?

xxoxo, Fred!

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:34 PM (CLmpi)

79 McCain 08!*
*violation of federal law to have this bumpersticker on your car within 60 days of the election.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:35 PM (kKgTD)

80 Change!'08

Posted by: toby928 at February 01, 2008 09:36 PM (evdj2)

81 Gore/Santa '08 - Save The Workshop!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:36 PM (8iSfZ)

82

Clinton '08: Because once was not enough

Clinton '08: Back for the silver, and the china, and the....

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:36 PM (l25Zd)

83 Fear the blimp! Paul/Cthulu 'o8

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:36 PM (Nez/x)

84

THOMPSON 08  Eh... I GOT SOME ON MY HANDS

Posted by: D-lo at February 01, 2008 09:36 PM (4FSAp)

85 McCain - 2 Chicas in Every (Home De)Pot

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:36 PM (5BNAB)

86

Obama '08

1/2 Black 1/2 White

1/2 The People Happy

All the Time

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 01, 2008 09:37 PM (XWJh5)

87 Nice house this yardsign is in front of. Shame if something were to........happen to it.

Hillary 08!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:37 PM (kKgTD)

88 ANOTHER CARIBOU for McCAIN

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:38 PM (CLmpi)

89 Don't blame me--I voted for Mitt!

Posted by: Bugler at February 01, 2008 09:38 PM (YCVBL)

90 I Like Dyke!

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:39 PM (5BNAB)

91 Romney '08 - Because You Know Whom This Benefits

Posted by: Fred at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (ywDRa)

92 Bush '08 - Martial Law Rules!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (8iSfZ)

93 Hillary
waiting 3 years for an operation is just fine.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (sJxlf)

94 I Know How to Live Your Life Better Than You - Nanny Bloomberg, 2008

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (68v+0)

Posted by: Mort at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (c0huR)

96 SI, SE PUEDE!

McCain/08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (CLmpi)

97 I Like Dyke!

Ted K. wins the Genius grant.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:40 PM (kKgTD)

98 Obama Hears You
from across the room

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 09:41 PM (sJxlf)

99 McCain/Feingold - Shitty as Legislative, But Great as Executive

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:41 PM (5BNAB)

100 Hillary/Obama '08 - Three for the price of one!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:41 PM (Nez/x)

101

Obama 08 -- Rising to the Occasion 69% of the time, Every Time

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 09:42 PM (hBYdH)

102 Jayne '08 - Shiny!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:42 PM (8iSfZ)

103 RE-DEFEAT THE VIET CONG

McCAIN '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:43 PM (CLmpi)

104

Ron Paul '08

The Jew is using the black as muscle against you.

Posted by: Mort at February 01, 2008 09:43 PM (c0huR)

105 Obama '08 - Wait until you see his real "magic negro."

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:43 PM (Nez/x)

106 McCain '08 - Unhinged, unstable, unstoppable

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:43 PM (ERV3B)

107 Hillary '08: Ain't Democracy a Bitch?

Posted by: Bugler at February 01, 2008 09:44 PM (YCVBL)

108 Purple Avenger 08 -- He Can't Spell "Bumper", But At Least He Can Speak with a British Accent

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 09:44 PM (hBYdH)

109 GRAVEL/HOMSAR

Milkshakes?  Deafening incandescence, aardvark: canola!

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:44 PM (CLmpi)

110 It's all about the follicles - Romney/Bolton '08!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:45 PM (Nez/x)

111

Obama '08: Articulating Change

Hillary '08: It's Her Turn, Damnit!

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:45 PM (l25Zd)

112 ;">McCain 08: Because Nobody Good Was Running Anyway

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 09:45 PM (/0sRQ)

113 107 and 104 are both great.  This was a good idea, Purps.

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:45 PM (CLmpi)

114 NOTA '08 - I want a do-over

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:46 PM (ERV3B)

115 Jayne 08 -- I'll be in my Bunk!

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 09:46 PM (hBYdH)

116 Dodd/Biden '08 - Holy Shit!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:46 PM (8iSfZ)

117 Thompson . . .zzzzz . . .

Posted by: Fred at February 01, 2008 09:46 PM (ywDRa)

118 Obama: Not Just Clean, Biden-Clean

Posted by: Ted K. at February 01, 2008 09:46 PM (5BNAB)

119 Clinton '08
Who Wears the Pants Now?

Posted by: MainiacJoe at February 01, 2008 09:46 PM (Mq38e)

120 Help Keep Bad Lawyers off the Streets-Clinton/Edwards 'o8

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 09:47 PM (OyvND)

121 Clinton/McCain '08 - Kill yourself while there's still time!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:48 PM (Nez/x)

122 Hillary '08 - do it for the YouTube sex tapes!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:48 PM (ERV3B)

123 Head-on 08 -- Apply Directly to the Forehead!

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 09:48 PM (hBYdH)

124 Twenty Years of Bush/Clinton is Enough

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at February 01, 2008 09:48 PM (xuymE)

125 ; font-weight: bold;">Hillary/Voinovich '08: Because America Needs to Get in Touch with its Feminine Side.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 09:49 PM (/0sRQ)

126 Skynet '08 - Why Wait?

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:49 PM (8iSfZ)

127 Strap on some "Change". Hillary '08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 09:49 PM (OyvND)

128 McCain 08!
Join the RINO stampede!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:49 PM (kKgTD)

129

Democrats '08: Because Nanny Knows Best

Hillary '08: Supernanny!

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:49 PM (l25Zd)

130 Nixon '08 - He's tanned rested and ready

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:49 PM (ERV3B)

131

John J. Sheridan 08 -- When in Doubt, Nuke it Out!

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 09:50 PM (hBYdH)

132 McCain-Huckabee 08: Making it safe to hate Mormons again.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 09:50 PM (/0sRQ)

133 McCain/Craig '08 - Because it's time someone took a wide stance.

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:50 PM (Nez/x)

134 I have a million ideas. America cannot afford them all. -- Clinton '08 (Oh, wait, she actually said this...)

Oh, c'mon! Bill deserves another shot at the interns! -- Clinton '08

Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President!

Posted by: Drumwaster at February 01, 2008 09:51 PM (UxAFt)

135 EDWARDS/ GORE:

Big Tent?  Hell, we got Mansions!

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:51 PM (CLmpi)

136 Daniel Sickles -- Only Man Who Has Saved the Republic!

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 09:51 PM (hBYdH)

137 Hillary '08 - think of all the fun scandals!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:51 PM (ERV3B)

138 Levin 08: "Get out and vote you big jerk!"

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 09:52 PM (/0sRQ)

139 F-22 Raptor '08 - Negotiate This!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:52 PM (8iSfZ)

140 Make Me a Sammich Bitch. Obama '08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 09:53 PM (OyvND)

141 Edwards/Allahpundit '08 - Beta males unite!

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:53 PM (Nez/x)

142 Rhodes-Franken 08: Two for the Road!

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 09:53 PM (/0sRQ)

143

your posts seem almost borderline inappropriate

I think I linked this before:

http://www.rapworlds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114585

I got some guys in my unit that play this shit constantly. After a while, it starts to get pretty funny.

 

Posted by: Penn State Marine at February 01, 2008 09:53 PM (UK1DK)

144 STTNG Reruns '08 - why vote and encourage these morons?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:54 PM (ERV3B)

145 Hillary 08!
You'll get what you deserve!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:54 PM (kKgTD)

146 If you weren’t such a fucking racist
You’d Vote Obama ’08

Posted by: burnitup at February 01, 2008 09:54 PM (H1lp7)

Posted by: The Ugly American at February 01, 2008 09:54 PM (ORJ0X)

148 Motown comin' to Yo Town. Obama '08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 09:54 PM (OyvND)

149

Hillary '08

BDS

MDS

PMS

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 01, 2008 09:55 PM (XWJh5)

150

McCain '08: Coming to an asylum near you

Nanny '08: Because America Deserves A Good Spanking

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 09:55 PM (l25Zd)

151 Osama bin Laden '08 - you know what you're getting

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:56 PM (ERV3B)

152 McCain '08 - Save The American Region!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 09:56 PM (8iSfZ)

153 Don't you miss your first wife?

HILLARY '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:56 PM (CLmpi)

154 ANOTHER MEXICANADAMERICAN FOR McCAIN!

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 09:57 PM (CLmpi)

155 McCain '08 - he might hit your face, but he won't hit the interns

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:57 PM (ERV3B)

156 Clinton/Clinton '08 - The running mate is just for show.

Posted by: Vinnie at February 01, 2008 09:57 PM (Nez/x)

157 Obama/Reno 08. Only Burning White Churches.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 09:57 PM (OyvND)

158  Borders? We don't need no stinking borders!

McCain 08!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 09:57 PM (kKgTD)

159 Romney '08 - because...ummm...because!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 09:59 PM (ERV3B)

160 Cuz' you don't want Hillary singing
"Can I smell your dick" in the White House
Obama '08

Posted by: burnitup at February 01, 2008 09:59 PM (H1lp7)

161 McCain 08: There's a slight chance he may not suck.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 09:59 PM (/0sRQ)

162 8 Years in a VC can. 4 years in Your Can. McCain 08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 09:59 PM (OyvND)

163 I AM a stimulus package

FRED 08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:00 PM (CLmpi)

164 Vader/Cheney '08 - They Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 10:00 PM (8iSfZ)

165 Valu-Rite/Vicoden 08!

The only intelligent choice...............

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:00 PM (kKgTD)

166

McCain/Fox '08: Annexicana!

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 10:00 PM (l25Zd)

167 Manson/Kazinsky 08. Sanest of the Bunch

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:01 PM (OyvND)

168 Terminator '08 - Vote For Me If You Want To Live

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 10:02 PM (8iSfZ)

169 Hurley 08: Dude!

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:03 PM (/0sRQ)

170 Cheney 08: I got your stimulus package...Right here!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/253626.php

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 01, 2008 10:03 PM (8txow)

171 Scofield-Burrows 08: It's our only chance at getting out of this alive.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:04 PM (/0sRQ)

172

Ok, try this link:

http://www.utubefunny.com/Katt-Williams--Bitch-Niggas__KtaIqvKvW6Y.html

This is a term that has popped up either as a result of this comedy routine or from Rap in general.

(just don't want no one thinking in the Klan or anything)

 

Posted by: Penn State Marine at February 01, 2008 10:04 PM (UK1DK)

173

Clinton '08: Mother, may I have another!

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 10:04 PM (l25Zd)

174 KY Jelly '08 - You're Gonna Need It!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 10:04 PM (8iSfZ)

175 Clinton / Reno '08
Don't like our policies?
Neither did Elian Gonzales

Posted by: burnitup at February 01, 2008 10:04 PM (H1lp7)

176 Fred! 2012
Am I Too Late Now?

Posted by: SimplyKimberly at February 01, 2008 10:04 PM (SP5/w)

177 Ron Paul/Colonel Sanders 08!

Pot in every chicken!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:05 PM (kKgTD)

178 LOLcat '08- You can has better candidate!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 10:06 PM (68v+0)

179 McCain 08!
Because Jeff Larkin says so!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:06 PM (kKgTD)

180 Cheney-Bush '08!

Posted by: Randy Rager at February 01, 2008 10:06 PM (hngM7)

181 HILLARY '08: BETTER PUT SOME ICE ON THAT, AMERICA

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:06 PM (CLmpi)

182 BOHICA 08!

Posted by: Randy Rager at February 01, 2008 10:07 PM (hngM7)

183 My other car is a Corvair
Ralph Nader 08!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:07 PM (kKgTD)

184 Goldwater '08: In Your Heart You Know He's Dead

Posted by: Bugler at February 01, 2008 10:07 PM (YCVBL)

185 Hillary! '08  - Has Teeth Where It Counts!

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 10:07 PM (8iSfZ)

186 Clinton 08. Jeb Ain't ready 'til 2012

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:08 PM (OyvND)

187 Clinton/Clinton and YOU!
The three-way from HELL!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:09 PM (kKgTD)

188 Val-U-Rite in your cabinet and a hobo in your crawlspace! -Ace 2008!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 10:10 PM (68v+0)

189 STILL VOTING FRED
I DON'T PLACATE

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:10 PM (CLmpi)

190 Johnny Knoxville 08: Since you decided to nominate a Jackass anyway.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:10 PM (/0sRQ)

191 Obama 08!
Deep in your heart, you know he's trite.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:10 PM (kKgTD)

192

hutch1200, I was trying to work Jeb into the picture!

He would make a great V.P. candidate for Romney, you know, if it weren't for the whole BDS thing.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 10:10 PM (l25Zd)

193 Pimp your Vote. Obama 08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:11 PM (OyvND)

194 We Brought Elian To the Workers' Paradise;
Now Let Us Bring the Workers' Paradise To You!

Clinton/ Whoever

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:11 PM (CLmpi)

195 Clinton-Love 08:

Vince Foster and Kurt Cobain could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:11 PM (/0sRQ)

196 Paul '08: Because we all need a good laugh.

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 10:11 PM (l25Zd)

197 Hillary/Daley 08!
Make your vote count! (more than once)

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:12 PM (kKgTD)

198

OBAMA '08 - It's Mourning In America.

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:12 PM (CLmpi)

Posted by: The Ugly American at February 01, 2008 10:12 PM (ORJ0X)

200   Republicans For Hillary 
She Mostly Kills Democrats


Posted by: lauraw at February 01, 2008 10:12 PM (DbybK)

201 McCain-Thompson 08: 'Cos maybe we'll get lucky and he'll die of cancer or something.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:13 PM (/0sRQ)

202 The tires on this car aren't flat because I'm voting Hillary!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:13 PM (kKgTD)

203 (That may have crossed a line)

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:14 PM (/0sRQ)

204 My Son Was Felon of the Month. Hukabee '08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:14 PM (OyvND)

205 OBAMA '08 - It's Mourning In America.


Good one.

Posted by: The Ugly American at February 01, 2008 10:14 PM (ORJ0X)

206 Yeah, I got an FBI File. Hillary '08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:16 PM (OyvND)

207 WHY THE HANGDOG LOOK?

HUCKABEE FOR PRESIDENT!

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:16 PM (CLmpi)

208 Is He Really That Much Worse?-Ron Paul, 2008...I Guess, Whatever.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 10:16 PM (68v+0)

209 Lifetime Leadership! Hillary 08-12-16-20-24-28............

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:16 PM (kKgTD)

210 McCain '08 : A good enough Douchenozzle to hose the country straight to hell

Hillary '08 : Because Sith Lord didn't sound evil enough....

Huckabee '08 : Get out of jail free card!

Edwards '08 : Easy, breezy, beautiful....covergirl!

Obama '08 : Can anyone spare some change?

Thompson '08 : Thanks for not paying attention.....ya jerks...

Paul '08 : *buffering....*


Posted by: Aurvant at February 01, 2008 10:17 PM (xyvis)

211 The Stormin' Mormon!  - Mitt Romney 2008

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 10:17 PM (68v+0)

212 Confused Liberals for Obama/Clinton or Clinton/Obama

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:18 PM (OyvND)

213 Nice to see my favorite temporarily insane murderer, Dan Sickles, in the mix.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2008 10:18 PM (5mRp0)

214 America: Fun While It Lasted  McCain 2008

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:18 PM (kKgTD)

215 CockBlock '08 -- Cause Something Has to Save the Sperm!

Posted by: TheEJS at February 01, 2008 10:21 PM (hBYdH)

216 Zombie Reagan '08
Better A Corpse Than A Clinton

Posted by: The Ugly American at February 01, 2008 10:22 PM (ORJ0X)

217 Edwards '08. Yeah, He's Straight!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:22 PM (OyvND)

218 Clinton/Reno 08. Feel the Burn!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:22 PM (OyvND)

219 Baltar-Six 08: They Have a Plan

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:23 PM (/0sRQ)

220

End the Okinawan menace once and for all!  Murtha '08!

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 10:23 PM (IkhXv)

221 Clinton Stains-Obama Whitens.............Is that wrong?

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:24 PM (OyvND)

222 Kevorkian 08: Because you've seen your choices.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 10:25 PM (/0sRQ)

223 Huckabee '08 -- Because you might need to murder somebody, too.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 10:25 PM (IkhXv)

224 Because you ASKED for it! Hillary 08!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:26 PM (kKgTD)

225

A strong second in the Dem MI primary...

A win in the Republican LA caucus........

Uncommited '08

Because face it, this election ain't worth the commitment

Posted by: hit and run at February 01, 2008 10:26 PM (umXXT)

226 MCCAIN '08: MEXICO'S GREAT WHITE HOPE

Posted by: MlR at February 01, 2008 10:26 PM (mX6h5)

227 NO MORE WIRE HANGERS! Hillary 08!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:27 PM (kKgTD)

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Gravel '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:27 PM (CLmpi)

229 Bin Laden/Clinton 08'
Guarantee Osama's death by dawn!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2008 10:27 PM (5mRp0)

230 Tom Bodett for Obama. Because Motel 6 Can't compete with the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:28 PM (OyvND)

231 Embrace the InIVITAble! Hillary 08!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 01, 2008 10:28 PM (kKgTD)

232 Kucinich '08:  If you're gonna fuck up, there's no point in just doing it halfway.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 10:29 PM (IkhXv)

233

McCain '08

Festivus for the rest of us...

"I got a lot of problems with you people!"

Posted by: hit and run at February 01, 2008 10:29 PM (umXXT)

234 Over ninety-five billion internet voters agree:  RON PAUL

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:30 PM (CLmpi)

235 Hillary '08
Don't be a wussy, elect the pussy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2008 10:30 PM (5mRp0)

236 Ted Kennedy/Clinton/Obama '08: Cause there's a chance they might go driving.

Posted by: MlR at February 01, 2008 10:31 PM (mX6h5)

237 Cheney '08. I'm voting for him, not going hunting though.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:32 PM (OyvND)

238 Thompson '08: Psyche!

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 10:33 PM (l25Zd)

239
__________'08 Cause that ain't a mistake.

Posted by: MlR at February 01, 2008 10:33 PM (mX6h5)

240 Tissues for Hillary. Trojans for THOMPSON

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:34 PM (OyvND)

241 Maliki '08: Because Iraq's apparently more important than this country.

Posted by: MlR at February 01, 2008 10:35 PM (mX6h5)

242

Hikkary 2008

I'll Let the Interns

Suck My Cock Too

Posted by: FishFearMe at February 01, 2008 10:36 PM (XWJh5)

243 Jameson '08

If we're gonna get screwed, it might as well be fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2008 10:37 PM (5mRp0)

244 NRA for Clinton. Let's Settle this 2nd Amendment/Guntrol Shit.  Now!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:37 PM (OyvND)

245 Ron Paul/Mir...Spot the moron...Win a Prize!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:39 PM (OyvND)

246

Obama '08: Management Trainee On-Board

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 10:40 PM (l25Zd)

247 Hicks '08

It's the only way to be sure....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2008 10:40 PM (5mRp0)

248 ACE '08. Chug. Vote. Repeat.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:41 PM (OyvND)

249 Tired of settling for the lesser evil?  Cthulhu/Nyarlathotep '08.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 10:41 PM (IkhXv)

250 Eliminate the Middleman:
VICENTE FOX '08

Posted by: See-Dub at February 01, 2008 10:41 PM (CLmpi)

251 O'Hara '08 -- Because tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 10:43 PM (IkhXv)

252 Clinton/Kucinich. Anal Pobes are Guarteed. Healthcare or Aliens, your pick.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:44 PM (OyvND)

253 Zombie Reagan '08: Cause he wouldn't be caught dead with these dipshits.

Posted by: MlR at February 01, 2008 10:45 PM (mX6h5)

254 Give them nothing.  Take from them everything.  Leonidas/Cheney '08.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 10:45 PM (IkhXv)

255 McCain '08 - he won't eat ear wax while on camera

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 10:45 PM (ERV3B)

256 Hillary '08 - neither your daughter or wallet will be safe

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 10:47 PM (ERV3B)

257 Ron Paul '08 - because you rode the short bus

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 10:48 PM (ERV3B)

258 Clinton '08 - Because Paying Taxes is Cool

***
McCain '08 - Did You Know I Was a  P.O.W.?

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Obama '08 - With Lots of Hope, Who Needs Substance?

***
Mitt '08 - Because I'm Not McCain




Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 10:49 PM (qzcNU)

259

Letterman and Leno for Clinton 08. Who needs the Fuckin Writers now! 

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 10:50 PM (OyvND)

260 Stay Home in '08 - there's really no reason not to

Posted by: jadedinga at February 01, 2008 10:51 PM (OJhOc)

261 Huckabee '08 - Say, Don't Mormons Believe Jesus and Satan Are Brothers?

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 10:54 PM (qzcNU)

262

You '08

Time Magazine Candidate of the Year

Posted by: hit and run at February 01, 2008 10:54 PM (umXXT)

263 Scarlett Johansson '08 - If The Next President'll Suck, At Least She'll be Hot

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 10:55 PM (qzcNU)

264

McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT

(of Haiti)

Posted by: franksalterego at February 01, 2008 10:55 PM (3EtKU)

265 Obama '08: At Least His Voice Doesn't Pierce Your Skull Like Those Worm Things in Wrath of Khan

Posted by: Verity Kindle at February 01, 2008 10:57 PM (Db3Hk)

266 Hillary '08 - Excuse me while I strap this on.

Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at February 01, 2008 11:00 PM (6PmQt)

267 Obama 08: Scuse me while I whip this out!

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 11:02 PM (/0sRQ)

268

Being President is no laughing matter -- Margaret Cho in '08.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 11:04 PM (IkhXv)

269 Hillary '08 - its the only way to "control" Bill

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 11:04 PM (ERV3B)

270 Sharon'08:  We're tired of just pulling the strings

Posted by: Ron Paul! at February 01, 2008 11:05 PM (evdj2)

271 Hillary '08 - it'll hurt so good

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 11:05 PM (ERV3B)

272 McCain '08 - We Are Soooooo Fucked.

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 11:06 PM (qzcNU)

273 Ron Jeremy '08 - cuz we're gonna get fucked no matter what happens

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 11:06 PM (ERV3B)

274 Cheeta/Heston '08 - Go Figure

Posted by: eman at February 01, 2008 11:07 PM (8iSfZ)

275

Clinton/Obama 08:

Giant Douch or Turd Sandwich? YOU DECIDE

Posted by: sithson at February 01, 2008 11:08 PM (h6ZRv)

276
Cthulhu 2008 - Maybe I Am The Lesser Of Two Evils...

Ron Paul 1808!

Clinton 2008 - You Don't Need All That Stuff Anyway

Obama 2008 - Loose Lips Sink Ships, Just Tell Conversion Stories. No, Political Ones.

McCain 2008 - Heck, Clinton's Going To Win Anyway, And We're Buddies, So It's Almost Like Winning!

Posted by: Merovign at February 01, 2008 11:09 PM (IaYDo)

277 Clinton '08. Your Vote IS Important. Depending what Is Is.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:10 PM (OyvND)

278 Bolton '08 - Because I'm Not A Freakin' Wimp

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 11:10 PM (qzcNU)

279

Vote HILLARY in '08!

 

...because if you don't, she'll know it.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 11:11 PM (IkhXv)

280 Democrats - A Swift Boat to Nowhere

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 11:11 PM (l25Zd)

281 John Bolton's Mustache 2008!

Posted by: doubleplusundead at February 01, 2008 11:12 PM (68v+0)

282 Hillary '08 - Because "Change" is spelled "Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton"

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 11:13 PM (qzcNU)

283 Senile Florida Voters for Huckabee '08. Hang a chad. Not a Murdering Rapist Convict!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:14 PM (OyvND)

284 McCain '08 - Mmph mmn hmm hmmph!

*This slogan approved by the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 01, 2008 11:14 PM (Y0gTb)

285 Ron Paul '08 - Because Blaming America Is Cool!

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 11:15 PM (qzcNU)

286 C-Block For Huckabee. We're all innocent, you motherfuckers! 

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:15 PM (OyvND)

287 Hillary08: C'mon. It's not like she's Hitler.

Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2008 11:15 PM (/0sRQ)

288 Because it's morning in America and in your heart you know he's right, we can have a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage if you'll ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country.  Carlos Mencia '08.

Posted by: BKWillis at February 01, 2008 11:17 PM (IkhXv)

289 Strict Constitutionalists until September '08 for McCain. After that we can't say shit.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:18 PM (OyvND)

290

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZpQdzCtJE8

Obama 08

Because puff daddy will cap you in the ass

Posted by: sithson at February 01, 2008 11:19 PM (h6ZRv)

291

#284

LMAO

Posted by: jmflynny at February 01, 2008 11:19 PM (l25Zd)

292 Abstain 08  What's the use

Posted by: Mephitis at February 01, 2008 11:20 PM (X5b4e)

293 Reagan's Horse '08 - Because Even His Horse Is Better Than What We've Got Now

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 11:20 PM (qzcNU)

294 McCain '08. Like you're gonna cut your own fuckin' lawn! Stupid Gringo.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:20 PM (OyvND)

295 Satan '08 -- you could do worse

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 11:20 PM (ERV3B)

296 Hillary! '08 - or we'll kill the puppy

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 01, 2008 11:21 PM (ERV3B)

297 Hunter/Tancredo - Curing buyer's remorse since January

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 01, 2008 11:22 PM (Y0gTb)

298

Don't Pity Third World Countries
Clinton/Obama '08
Become One

 

Posted by: franksalterego at February 01, 2008 11:22 PM (3EtKU)

299 McCain '08 - Because I'm Still Waiting for My $50-per-hour Job To Pick Lettuce

Posted by: Benson at February 01, 2008 11:22 PM (qzcNU)

300

VOTE CTHULU

Why Settle For The Lesser Evil ?

Posted by: Charles at February 01, 2008 11:22 PM (70mZ9)

301

Ron Paul 08

Who else has a 70 blood elf pali twinked with welfare epixs?

Posted by: sithson at February 01, 2008 11:24 PM (h6ZRv)

302 Clinton/Rendell. Same size Pants. Same size Dicks.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:25 PM (OyvND)

303

Hillary '08Bringin' Sexy Back

Posted by: pajama momma at February 01, 2008 11:26 PM (f3xJa)

304

CUTHULU 08

NO MORE YEARS! NO MORE YEARS!

Posted by: sithson at February 01, 2008 11:26 PM (h6ZRv)

305 Edwards '08 - Because he needs a job.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 01, 2008 11:28 PM (Y0gTb)

306 P-momma. An ass, two axe handles wide, is NOT sexy!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:30 PM (OyvND)

307 $400 Haircuts and Edwards wants to talk about the "little man"? Fuckin Please!-Andrew Dice Clay

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:32 PM (OyvND)

308

123 made me laugh.  But I did have a few ideas to throw out.

Billary '08-Maybe They'll Bring Back the Silverware

Lysol is cheaper than Hillarycare-Vote for the Dessicated Corpse of Attila the Hun

Satan '08- It's the end of the world and I feel fine.

Kesandru '08 - He's only evil when he does the eyebrow thing.

McCain '08- Because Presidents have Term Limits.

One Country is not Enough- Vladimir Putin in 2008

Because Romania worked out so well...  Vlad the Impaler in 2008

McCain/Clinton '08- one party rule, here we come...

Want to save money?  Vote for the Geico Gecko.

Tired of politics as usual?  RoboNixon 3000.

Is it possible to accidentally kill yourself with a voting machine?

Vote for the Nifty! Pete Abrams for President.

Hillary '08- Maybe she'll screw someone else worse.

Posted by: Calix at February 01, 2008 11:34 PM (8d3U/)

309

McCain /Clinton 08'

Kang and Kodos for real!

Posted by: jjshaka at February 01, 2008 11:34 PM (dMH+d)

310     WAH
I'm Not Votin'
    WAH

Posted by: franksalterego at February 01, 2008 11:35 PM (3EtKU)

311 Another Clinton in the Whitehouse 08. Spreading Peace, Love, Understanding and STD's across the USA since 1992!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:36 PM (OyvND)

312 Anti-Business
Anti-Labor
Anti-Communist
McCain 08

Posted by: bgates at February 01, 2008 11:36 PM (z6drm)

313 McCain '08
Without borders I'll be President of the world! Bwahaha.

McCain '08
now get off my lawn

McCain '08
My wife will never run for President.

Posted by: pitythefool at February 01, 2008 11:38 PM (Zd8Wg)

314 Make McGovern proud! Obama/Clinton '08

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:39 PM (OyvND)

315 McCain '08 - If I had a million dollars for every Capitalist Pig on Wall Street...

Posted by: Style before substance at February 01, 2008 11:39 PM (zdMgK)

316 Pull the lever for McCain. Hear Reagan do a Grave Spin!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:41 PM (OyvND)

317 Fred: Thoughtful, Dignified, Conservative You seen him on the tee-vee!

McCain/Tancredo: Will that shut you fuckers up?

Edwards/Richardson: Sounds Like a Guy Who Would Be President


Posted by: bgates at February 01, 2008 11:46 PM (z6drm)

318 Obama/Nagin '08. Dikes are for New Orleans, Not the Whithouse!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:49 PM (OyvND)

319
HONK IF YOU'RE VOTING
 Horn-activated cannon in trunk.

Posted by: Retired (Not Gay) at February 01, 2008 11:49 PM (k5JzA)

320

Clinton / Edwards '08

Two Girls, One Cup

Posted by: hit and run at February 01, 2008 11:50 PM (umXXT)

321 Obama '08
He taketh away White Liberal Sins!

McCain 2008
Grrrr-YEEAAAARRG!- Grrrr

Vote Hillary
Do the Mayonaise Robot once again!

Obama '08
'bama, 'bama, fi-fie-FoeBAMA~!

Hillary Rodham Clinton '08
All the way without the BJ.

Prof. Science '08
My Constitution can beat up your Constitution!


Posted by: adamthemad at February 01, 2008 11:51 PM (GF2Xx)

322 Obama '08. MTV Cribs Live from 1600 Pennsylvania Av.  Premiers, Feb '09

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:53 PM (OyvND)

323 Clinton/Edwards
We're fucking Matt Damon...
and you too

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 01, 2008 11:53 PM (sJxlf)

324 Obama 08: Untainted By Experience

Mitt 08: Catch the Excitement.
(I mean, "!")


Posted by: bgates at February 01, 2008 11:54 PM (z6drm)

325 Clinton 08. Universal Healthcare for All. You think your ass hurts Now?

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:56 PM (OyvND)

326 Clinton, Two Thousand Never!

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 01, 2008 11:58 PM (OyvND)

327 HILLARY '08 - Don't make me cry again.

OBAMA '08 - People of color are great at running countries.

HUCKABEE '08 - Consumers love retail tax.

ROMNEY '08 - I will make you have healthcare.

MC CAIN '08 - Gone hunting.

Posted by: cynical at February 01, 2008 11:59 PM (IFQUi)

328 Obama '08. Think Zimbabwe and Darfur, only Here.

Posted by: hutch1200 at February 02, 2008 12:01 AM (OyvND)

329

Romney '08 -- Savoir Faire, Titanium Hair and Magic Underwear

 

Posted by: Blackjack at February 02, 2008 12:03 AM (F/aa+)

330 [sigh] Romney I guess '08

Posted by: pitythefool at February 02, 2008 12:05 AM (Zd8Wg)

331
Clinton/Obama '08
I've always wanted to
move to Tahiti, Anyway

Posted by: franksalterego at February 02, 2008 12:06 AM (3EtKU)

332 Obama, his daddy's tribe won't kill you, unless you live in Kenya.

Posted by: kempermanx at February 02, 2008 12:08 AM (iLWmI)

333 So, when does this contest end?

Posted by: jmflynny at February 02, 2008 12:21 AM (l25Zd)

334

McCain08: You don't want RWS to scold you.

Randi Rhodes08: Ketel One approved

Ace08: Drink the vodka, Stall the tanks, Strangle the hobos.

Dick Cheney's Cock: At least we can be proud to have a big dick in tyhe White House

Posted by: eddiebear at February 02, 2008 12:21 AM (TA+C/)

335 Ace08: Ewok approved

Posted by: eddiebear at February 02, 2008 12:22 AM (TA+C/)

336 Mencia '08 -- It's Morning in America

Posted by: Blackjack at February 02, 2008 12:22 AM (F/aa+)

337 Glenn Greenwald/Wilson/Thomas Ellers08: Did you know his blog was quoted on the Senate floor?

Posted by: eddiebear at February 02, 2008 12:23 AM (TA+C/)

338 Kerry 04 08: My wife will pay me to stay away from her.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 02, 2008 12:25 AM (TA+C/)

339 Hillary/Obama '08 - Three for the price of one!

Clinton/Clinton/Obama '08 - You ain't seen our menage a trois yet!

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2008 12:25 AM (GBJij)

340 Zod/Clinton/Clinton: We love having people kneel before us.

Posted by: eddiebear at February 02, 2008 12:26 AM (TA+C/)

341 Don Carne '08 fuck it write me in!

Posted by: Don Carne at February 02, 2008 12:28 AM (wSNS7)

342 OBAMA '08 - ever since kindergarten "I Want to Become President."

Posted by: cynical at February 02, 2008 12:29 AM (IFQUi)

343 Hillary08: C'mon. It's not like she's Hitler.

HITLER 2008 - Why do socialism half-arsed?
HITLER 2008 - There is no substitute, Liberals!
HITLER 2008 - The man with a plan for that pesky immigration problem.

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2008 12:38 AM (GBJij)

344 Clinton/Clinton 08 - That giant sucking sound isn't in Mexico...

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2008 12:41 AM (GBJij)

345 Hope...Change...The Most Liberal Voting Record In Congress: Obama '08

Hillary! '08: Vote Or Die

McCain '08: I Can Beat The Beast

Romney '08: I Can Beat Her, Too, If You Morons Give Me A Chance

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 02, 2008 12:47 AM (05JIN)

346 Clinton/Obama '08: If you want illegal immigration into Mexico.

Posted by: MlR at February 02, 2008 01:20 AM (mX6h5)

347 OBAMA '08 - I'm into reality- there is not a liberal America and a conservative America.

Posted by: cynical at February 02, 2008 01:21 AM (IFQUi)

348 McCAIN '08-At least you won't have to hear "Chickenhawk" over and over   

Posted by: nightwitch at February 02, 2008 01:49 AM (dfTf5)

349

Clinton/Kucinich '08

It takes a village to raise an idiot!

Posted by: seano at February 02, 2008 01:52 AM (garRU)

350

McCAIN '08-Lindsey Graham needs braces

Posted by: nightwitch at February 02, 2008 01:52 AM (dfTf5)

351

Clinton '08

Because she didn't get enough parting gifts the first time around

Posted by: seano at February 02, 2008 01:55 AM (garRU)

352

PARDON ME!!!!!!!!

Clinton/Clinton '08

Posted by: seano at February 02, 2008 01:57 AM (garRU)

353

We got yer winners right here:

220 bkwillis: End the Okinawan menace once and for all! Murtha '08!

164 eman: Vader/Cheney '08 - They Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

223 bkwillis: Huckabee '08 -- Because you might need to murder somebody, too.

Posted by: davis,br at February 02, 2008 02:00 AM (q4usA)

354

Paul/Kucinich '08

Fuck it, LETS GO CRAZY!!!

 

Posted by: Gen.William Tecumseh Sherman at February 02, 2008 02:25 AM (blNMI)

355 Paul/Kucinich '08
Fuck it, LETS GO CRAZY!!!.


PRINCE/Kucinich 08' - Let get nuts!

PRINCE/McCain 08 - Let's look 4 the purple banana

PRINCE/Hucklebee '08 - Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

Posted by: cheshirecat at February 02, 2008 02:50 AM (E/YTQ)

356

Jesus McCain por El Presidente de los Estados Unidos!

/didn't read the whole thread, if someone already did that, sorry

Posted by: Secundus at February 02, 2008 03:26 AM (vAIZm)

357

VOTE HILLARY 2008

She won't get fellated by an intern.

We assume.

Posted by: Secundus at February 02, 2008 03:29 AM (vAIZm)

358 Obama '08: Clean, Articulate, and Ready!

Posted by: lmg at February 02, 2008 03:30 AM (cHcxA)

359

OBAMA '08

Because the Presidential motorcade has never been pulled over

Posted by: Secundus at February 02, 2008 03:31 AM (vAIZm)

360 Obama '08 - Inshallah.

Posted by: lmg at February 02, 2008 03:31 AM (cHcxA)

361 McCAIN/HUCKABEE '08- Because Jesus Hates You

Posted by: nightwitch at February 02, 2008 03:35 AM (dfTf5)

362

Obama/Clinton 2008--

Because you probably had too much money anyway

Posted by: Secundus at February 02, 2008 03:37 AM (vAIZm)

363

Clinton/Obama '08

With a combined total of eight years legeslative experience!

Posted by: Secundus at February 02, 2008 03:40 AM (vAIZm)

364 Clinton '08: Hide the interns!

Posted by: Tyrtle at February 02, 2008 04:43 AM (WcaHz)

365 Hillary08: She might be that mean to Iran, too

Hillary08 [but you can totally tell your friends you wrote in Obama]

Hillary 08: Let's get the "first chick" thing over with, the Republicans are running a douche anyway

Gore/Obama: By the time we're done, Chelsea's old enough to run

Al Gore's Warmth +
Bill Clinton's Integrity +
John Kerry's Compassion =
Hillary 08

Posted by: bgates at February 02, 2008 04:55 AM (z6drm)

366 McCAIN/SMAILS '08-You'll Get Nothing and Like It!

Posted by: nightwitch at February 02, 2008 06:09 AM (dfTf5)

367

McCain/Edwards '08: Because Admit It - You Hate America.

Romney/Leiberman '08: Double your Dieties, Double your Fun.

Ron Paul / Tom Cruz '08: The Only Hope for America.

Obama/[Bill] Clinton '08: The Black/Black Ticket.

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Posted by: dustydog at February 02, 2008 07:25 AM (aqV/Y)

368 Saget/McDonald 08: Since you're throwing your vote away anyway.

Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2008 07:46 AM (/0sRQ)

369

VOTE DEMOCRAT:  for a bitter future.

MCCAIN/CRAIG:  straddling the issues head-on!

Posted by: mark c at February 02, 2008 09:25 AM (Bk3+g)

370 Chuck Norris 08 - I won't pardon a bunch of s-bags.

Posted by: Timothy Watson at February 02, 2008 09:37 AM (8Tq4X)

371

MCCAIN/HUCKABEE:  putting Jesus (and his extended family) first.

Posted by: mark c at February 02, 2008 09:52 AM (Bk3+g)

372

Re-elect George W. Bush 2008

Posted by: Rich Schultz at February 02, 2008 10:20 AM (b4SiK)

373 McCain 08: How the hell did it come to this?

Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2008 10:25 AM (/0sRQ)

374

This one works with all of the current candidates.

McCain 08 Because we're sick of being number one

Hillary 08 Because we're sick of being number one

Obama 08 Because we're sick of being number one

See?

 

Posted by: Veeshir at February 02, 2008 10:42 AM (zXUuJ)

375 Landru '08 - FESTIVAL!

Posted by: Tom M at February 02, 2008 10:49 AM (d6bNm)

376

Teh wiener so far... McCain '08- Because Presidents have Term Limits.

 McCain '08 AND DIM YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS, ASSHOLE!!

Posted by: sherlock at February 02, 2008 11:17 AM (ojW85)

377

Clinton 08 - Let's get impeachment right this time!

Kucinich 08 - And she can bring her husband

McCain 08 - 20 million illegals can't be wrong!

Fred 08 - Two words: laissez faire

Obama 08 - If Marxist is wrong, I don't want to be right

Vote for the Mormon - It's important!

Romney 08 - Let's prove we aren't religious bigots

Billary 08 - Screw the Constitution!

Newt 08 - I Have A Dream

 

Posted by: jb at February 02, 2008 11:24 AM (HrVHr)

378

McCain O8 ~ All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Posted by: Rob B at February 02, 2008 11:27 AM (DPEbO)

379 Obama '08- Or You're Worse Than Hitler

Posted by: Barry in CO at February 02, 2008 11:28 AM (KOkrW)

380 Hillary '08- No Oval Office Blowjobs!

Posted by: Barry in CO at February 02, 2008 11:29 AM (KOkrW)

381

Hillary 08 ~ Because if she divorced Bill she'd have to get her own Presidental health insurance.

Posted by: Rob B at February 02, 2008 11:30 AM (DPEbO)

382

Cheney / Cheney's Cock '08: World Peace right fucking NOW!!

Posted by: sherlock at February 02, 2008 11:33 AM (ojW85)

383 Ron Paul 08- More Crazy, Less Fiat Money

Posted by: DrewM. at February 02, 2008 11:35 AM (hlYel)

384 McKay-Sheppard 08: Defeat the Wraith Queen!

Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2008 11:39 AM (/0sRQ)

385

Damn, "Cheney / Cheney's Cock" - that's what I call a goddam ticket!  How about a sub-contest?

 Cheney / Cheney's Cock '08: (your message here)

Posted by: sherlock at February 02, 2008 11:46 AM (ojW85)

386

McCain 2008 - Todos para la Raza!

McCain 2008 - Lay back and enjoy it

Hillary 08 - at least you can see Huma on the news.

Obama for change, meaning an occasional reach-around.

Have a job, a house and your health?  Change is coming!  (works for any candidate)

Romney:  Kolob-tested, Moroni-approved.

Posted by: DenverGregg at February 02, 2008 11:52 AM (W0Ag0)

387 384: ROFLMAO

Posted by: Timothy Watson at February 02, 2008 12:23 PM (8Tq4X)

388 Romney "08 - Better a Mormon than a moron!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at February 02, 2008 12:29 PM (p0Yi7)

389 Roslin/Baltar '08 - Don't worry, Adama will declare martial law in a couple months...

Posted by: Timothy Watson at February 02, 2008 12:42 PM (8Tq4X)

390
CLINTON/CLINTON/OBAMA '08
Three Lawyers for the Price of One

Posted by: franksalterego at February 02, 2008 01:18 PM (C900s)

391

Or, better yet:

CLINTON/CLINTON/OBAMA '08
Three Shysters for the Price of One

afterthought

Posted by: franksalterego at February 02, 2008 01:27 PM (C900s)

392

Romney '08 - He'll let you touch his hair

Edwards '08 - Each according to their needs

Edwards '08 - Because he needs a job

Obama '08 - When in Vegas he always puts his money on black

Obama '08 - Fat boy Ted says Obama's the one   

Hillary '08 - because her husband is an A-hole

Hillary 08 - vote for her you chavunistic pig

McCain 08 - vote for him because Hillary and Obama are worse 

McCain 08 - vote for him and piss off conservatives

Guiliani 08 -  Hey it could happen     

Posted by: adk46er at February 02, 2008 02:03 PM (1yuOD)

393

I'm not reading all of these posts so I just assume this has been done.

Obama 08 - Once you go black you never go back

Posted by: polynikes at February 02, 2008 02:15 PM (GczzL)

394

Hillary '08

Because Michael Moore says Cuban style health care is da best, and I believe him!

Posted by: Average Jane at February 02, 2008 02:21 PM (jb3h0)

395 Hillary in 08- Cause prompt heathcare is too damned expensive.

Posted by: captkidney at February 02, 2008 02:28 PM (Y48Sq)

396

McCain 08 - I know more than anyone in this fucking Country.

McCain 08 - Better than being waterboarded

McCain 08 -  I got your wall right here

Obama 08 -  Pimp My Lie

Obama 16 - If at first you don't succeed

Romney - Profits before douchebags 

 

Posted by: polynikes at February 02, 2008 02:28 PM (GczzL)

397 Obama -08 Support the true end of the Confederate States Abberation

Posted by: davis,br at February 02, 2008 02:32 PM (q4usA)

398 McCain '08
As President I will no longer have to propose stupid harmful legislation just to get the media to pay attention to me. 

Posted by: pitythefool at February 02, 2008 02:32 PM (Zd8Wg)

399 Clinton
I have so many opportunities...
don't screw it up for me

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 02, 2008 02:36 PM (sJxlf)

400 Obama 08
America has too many skyscrapers

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 02, 2008 02:37 PM (sJxlf)

401 Mcain 08 Cause YOU lazy bastards wouldn't pick lettuce for 50 dollars an hour!

Posted by: captkidney at February 02, 2008 02:42 PM (Y48Sq)

402 Yuckabee '08: Metaphorically Speaking

Posted by: Aaackk Pppffttt at February 02, 2008 02:55 PM (gNQL6)

403

WHITE GUILT-OBAMA '08

 

Posted by: Ambulance Chasing Lawyer at February 02, 2008 03:01 PM (GvwnD)

404 Hillary! '08 -- Because you value your kneecaps

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2008 03:04 PM (zTfCf)

405
STOP THE GALACTIC

BRAIN SPIDERS
Ron Paul 08

Too f'n funny...

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2008 03:08 PM (zTfCf)

406 Also, "Galactic Brain Spiders" would be a great name for a punk band

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2008 03:10 PM (zTfCf)

407 McCain-Huckabee 08: Why just throw up in your mouth a little when you can go for full-bore Exorcist-like projectile vomiting?

Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2008 03:22 PM (/0sRQ)

408 Clinton
I can get by by blaming Bush, right?

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 02, 2008 03:22 PM (sJxlf)

409

TODD/LOVETT '08

If that's what he does to his customers, what do you think he'll do to Iran?

Posted by: Secundus at February 02, 2008 03:38 PM (vAIZm)

410 Hillary! '08 -- because Bill's legacy isn't going to just fix itself, you know!

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 02, 2008 03:42 PM (zTfCf)

411

Hillary 08: Taking a Wide Stance!

 

Posted by: Sen Craig at February 02, 2008 03:45 PM (Pkc3s)

412

George W. Bush '08 -- Fuck you and you're fucking 22nd Amendment

--or--

George W. Bush '08 -- I concede.  Gore won in 2000.  So 2008 will just be my second term.

Posted by: hit and run at February 02, 2008 04:29 PM (umXXT)

413

New York Times Endorses McCain '08

Oh, wait... that is actually true.

Posted by: Steve at February 02, 2008 05:36 PM (lv+sJ)

414 So, when does this contest end?

I'm thinking its a weekend kinda thing. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 02, 2008 05:55 PM (ERV3B)

415 Ron Paul- The Little Train that Couldn't

Posted by: Jennifer at February 03, 2008 02:41 AM (0gR3g)

416 DEMOCRATS Abort  Babies
                         Not Dictatorships

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 03, 2008 01:13 PM (AZziM)

417

Hillary '08 - I won't be using cigars to diddle the interns

Hillary '08 - Like Evita but with ankles too fat for me to be protrayed by Madonna

Obama '08 - Do this and you're all off the hook for reparations

McCain '08 - You can't spell hero without an endless supply of cheap foreign labor

Huckabee '08 - Come on, wasn't Goober the mayor of Mayberry?

Romney '08 - You can't be tagged as a flip-flopper if nobody knows who the fuck you are

 

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 03, 2008 01:45 PM (ymayH)

418 Belichick / Brady '08: 'Cause nobody else is perfect.

Posted by: marchand chronicles at February 03, 2008 02:56 PM (BtFsR)

419

Spears / Lohan '08: 'Cause they're constantly in the news, anyway.

Posted by: marchand chronicles at February 03, 2008 03:00 PM (BtFsR)

420 Cheney / Scalia '08: Go fuck yourselves!

Posted by: marchand chronicles at February 03, 2008 03:08 PM (BtFsR)

421 Penn / Teller '08: Libertarians That Aren't Bug-Fuck Crazy

Posted by: marchand chronicles at February 03, 2008 03:14 PM (BtFsR)

422 RON PAUL '08!
Whats the frequency Kenneth?

Posted by: blackflag at February 04, 2008 11:10 AM (Mq5jS)

423 HILLARY 08'-  Or Bill will Fuck your wife

Posted by: RobG at February 04, 2008 01:26 PM (6Oq7N)

424 What's the deal with the extended entry?

Posted by: jmflynny at February 04, 2008 02:51 PM (l25Zd)

425 <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/aaronscase/4749715">Dem and Demmer</a>

Posted by: Aaron's cc: at February 11, 2008 12:49 PM (ckkO9)

426

1.  McCain in '08?

EJECT-EJECT-EJECT

  Before its too late!

2.  McCain '08

He can fly Savings and Loans better than jets!

3.  Mr. McCain.  Have you hugged your fuel probe today?

4.  Mr. McCain.  Have your hugged your interogator today?

5.  Uncle Ho sends his love.......Vote McCain '08

Posted by: coldcutcommando at February 12, 2008 10:20 PM (962pc)

Posted by: shaop at February 14, 2008 05:21 AM (GO8r7)

428 Obama/Clinton '08
Uncle Sam says turn your head and cough...

Posted by: bmtroubleu at March 10, 2008 04:59 PM (B4Jc/)

429

OBAMA  '08

SUPER DELEGATES WANTED

 

 

 

Posted by: SKIP OVER at March 17, 2008 12:54 PM (U+8mo)

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