Weekend at Bernie's

Two men wheeled their dead roommate along the street in an office chair and then tried to cash his Social Security check.

The brains, they are not strong with these two.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.
"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.
The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

via James, who's been to Manhattan and nothing there surprises him anymore.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 01:18 PM

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The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

Wish the Detective would have waited until these 2 Einsteins took the guy back into the Check-o-matic to see how they were going to try and pass him off as alive? Ventriliquism? Video of that would have been priceless.

Posted by: Nurse Cheri at January 09, 2008 01:26 PM (cz6lG)

2 Unattended body + city full of perverts = it coulda been worse.

Posted by: Joanie at January 09, 2008 01:36 PM (32L4Y)

3 We've done the same things with presidents in this country. So, what's the big deal over a few hundred bucks?

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5 Wonder what they were going to do next month?

Posted by: Paladin at January 09, 2008 01:51 PM (AfORa)

I wonder if this was going to be their next ring of hijinks.

These stories reaffirm the beleif that the jails are full of dumb criminals.

Posted by: eddiebear at January 09, 2008 01:58 PM (wnU1W)

7 I bet that dead guy will be voting again this November.

Posted by: eddiebear at January 09, 2008 02:00 PM (wnU1W)

Wonder what they were going to do next month?

Pine tree air freshener...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 09, 2008 02:21 PM (PMGbu)

9 I'll wager 10 bucks that those social security checks keep getting mailed out too. It's not just the criminals who are dumb.

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Virgis' check..... check

Value-Rite......check

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Mission from God?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 09, 2008 03:11 PM (Zi+FQ)

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12 Don't forget the blood bank.

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12:

The problem is that a corpse no longer bleeds. Drawing blood would be difficult.

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Out of Value-Rite

Out smokes

Dead guy in wheel chair w / S.S. check

Half a butt between us, 3 block's to go...

Were on a mission from God! His will be done.

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15 One less guest at the Ace of Spades get-together in NY, I guess.

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16 Or is that three less?

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Well, we always have the chair and almost a drink..............

And a half a butt!! so things ain't so bad after all. Think positive matey

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