Mary-Kate Olsen Announces She's All Grown Up By... Wearing A Diaper

Well, that's what it looks like. And it's drooping, too, as if a Full House, if you know what I'm saying.

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These Lolitas -- Lohan, Spears, Hilton, etc. -- have been slammed a lot. But maybe they're just incredibly pro-family and are attempting to make husbands appreciate their wives' beauty and grace by collectively demonstrating Hey, this shit right here? Trust me, nowhere near as good as you might think.

Posted by: Ace at 10:23 PM



Comments

1 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ron Paul at November 19, 2007 10:27 PM (1Mq7K)

2 So we waited all these years for her and her sister to become of legal age, and we're rewarded with....this?

Posted by: genghis at November 19, 2007 10:31 PM (HwY1l)

3 That is so wrong that the wrongness has warped space-time into another universe where wrongness seems right, an antimatter of wrong. Was that photo taken in San Fransisco?

Posted by: Vercingetorix at November 19, 2007 10:32 PM (mROCs)

4 btw, is she standing on two pink hacky-sacks? Cuz if not, she should get her $10,000 back for those shoes.

<not gay, I promise. It was one time back in the eighties, and I was only gay for a year>

Posted by: Vercingetorix at November 19, 2007 10:33 PM (mROCs)

5 Exactly who are the sycophants that tell these dipshits that the outfits they're wearing look good??
"Oh yeah, spend $XXXX thousands...that outfit is hot!!"

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at November 19, 2007 10:44 PM (p8IOE)

6 Man, I would NOT hit that.
Actually, I probably would but I wouldn't like it.

Posted by: Rosetta at November 19, 2007 11:07 PM (omkIU)

7 I dunno man. She looks like one of those bigheaded gray aliens...only tan.
It would be like an homage to James T. Kirk.

Posted by: Entropy at November 19, 2007 11:10 PM (HgAV0)

8 Nice shoes, hon. Pick those up at Stripper Camp, did ya?

Posted by: mojo at November 19, 2007 11:10 PM (gY3qL)

9 Unattractive :/

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 19, 2007 11:12 PM (hfyfI)

10 Somebody buy that kid a sandwich.

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at November 19, 2007 11:17 PM (kCcgJ)

11 Exactly who are the sycophants that tell these dipshits that the outfits they're wearing look good??
"Oh yeah, spend $XXXX thousands...that outfit is hot!!"
Posted by: Uncle Jefe
Yeah, like those creeps that fucked with Stevie Wonder back in the Seventies.

Posted by: eman at November 19, 2007 11:19 PM (NPwKI)

12 Is this the one one that barfed all the time?

Posted by: eman at November 19, 2007 11:20 PM (NPwKI)

13 I hit it. Not bad. My last girlfriend only used two squares of TP per visit.

You guys gotta adjust your priorities.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at November 19, 2007 11:23 PM (4878o)

14 She kinda looks like she needs to be changed. Please don't turn around.

Posted by: eman at November 19, 2007 11:24 PM (NPwKI)

15 So we waited all these years for her and her sister to become of legal age, and we're rewarded with....this?

Posted by: genghis

Pathetic, isn't it? It's like when Britney flashed her pooter. There was a time when Britney's was perhaps the one pooter that every guy in the world wanted to see, but by the time she finally flashed it ... not so much.

It's timing. There is a time to flash it, and if you miss that time, there's not really much point in flashing it.

But I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Nordbuster at November 19, 2007 11:30 PM (jYT9+)

16 I heard that Khamul recently advised Miss Olsen to "maybe cut back on the coke a bit, you know what I'm saying?"

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 19, 2007 11:41 PM (JpJT3)

17
Wow, the whole twins fantasy is dead for me.

I am so depressed.

Posted by: Steve (the artist formerly known as Ed Snate) at November 20, 2007 12:06 AM (pTZvr)

18 She'll do WHAT for a cheeseburger?

Posted by: SGT BAZZ at November 20, 2007 12:21 AM (J7W2z)

19 She needs to lose the black Goth eyeliner. Makes her look like some hollow eye'd zombie.

You couldn't pay me to wear that dress...and I'd wear almost anything for money on a dare.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 20, 2007 12:34 AM (7nMbE)

20 I'd wear almost anything for money on a dare. - Purple Avenger

Hey, PA,

*waving a fistful of singles*

c'mere a sec, would ya, sweetie?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at November 20, 2007 12:39 AM (EW49d)

21 Wow, she went straight from Lolita to aging drag queen.

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at November 20, 2007 12:53 AM (NdG3x)

22 New Site concept: Women who look like old lesbians.

Posted by: See-Dubya at November 20, 2007 01:13 AM (CLmpi)

23 You just know she's going to totally freak when she sees Andrew Sullivan show up in the same outfit.

Posted by: eman at November 20, 2007 01:13 AM (NPwKI)

24 Why is she standing like she's been on a horse for two weeks?

Posted by: eman at November 20, 2007 01:15 AM (NPwKI)

25 Why is she standing like she's been on a horse for two weeks?

Maybe she's trying to get a wide stance.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 20, 2007 01:21 AM (JpJT3)

26 Maybe she's trying to get a wide stance.

Larry Craig, the comedy gift that keeps on giving, like a Rechimplican with herpes.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at November 20, 2007 01:33 AM (mROCs)

27 Isn't that one supposed to be the cute one?? The other one looks like a dirty hippie on smack with a Stevie Nicks obsession. This one just looks like a fuckin' retard.

Posted by: Beth at November 20, 2007 01:35 AM (yqiXY)

28 Even scarier Olsen twins!
(That blog is awesome, btw.)

Posted by: Beth at November 20, 2007 01:38 AM (yqiXY)

29 OK, I had them mixed up. This one is the dirty hippie junkie. Whatever.

Posted by: Beth at November 20, 2007 01:46 AM (yqiXY)

30 She'sgoing to looklike the crypt-keeper in afew years. She islucky she has a mountainof cash because her probable coke habitmighthaveforced her into a situationwhen she isdealing withgiant penises or eating shit.That industry is very, very bad.

Posted by: mike at November 20, 2007 02:03 AM (/InkS)

31 You know, if this makes me lose my man card so be it, but when I look at the Olsen twins nowadays - it makes me think there actually is such a thing as too damn skinny.

Come on, have a cheeseburger. You don't need to bulk up, but eat something.

Posted by: AD at November 20, 2007 02:05 AM (B8Zms)

32 eye wldnt fuk her with aces cock-

Posted by: Rosie.O. at November 20, 2007 04:16 AM (lI4ia)

33 the bulimia isnt working for her.
she has the skull head and neck but the legs are CHUNKY as all get out.
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT.

Posted by: shemale@gmail.com at November 20, 2007 04:34 AM (lI4ia)

34 very sad.

Posted by: gdonovan at November 20, 2007 05:56 AM (UDIEZ)

35 I saw a monkey once--reminded me of her.

Posted by: nikkolai at November 20, 2007 09:42 AM (UtJeh)

36 How old is she now? 50? 60? Pretty soon, instead of looking like my granddaughter, she's gonna look like my grandma.

Posted by: lizardbrain at November 20, 2007 10:33 AM (t3Mks)

37 Nasty...throw her a sandwich or something for crissakes....she looks like if she yawns, her shoulder blades will rub together and she'll chirp like a cricket or something.

Posted by: nico at November 20, 2007 10:46 AM (51ePm)

38 Can you say, "Skank" boys and girls?

I knew you could.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip at November 20, 2007 01:57 PM (rUiB9)

39 Are there people out there who think she's attractive? I just look at her and think summat's wrong with her head. Her dress is a fancy, and probably very expensive sack. Her legs are, eh. I don't know anything about shoes, so no comment. All in all, a very muddled and odd looking set of mismatched parts. Kind of like an old Chevy truck that's gone through too many low-end mod shops.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2007 03:37 PM (jvG2F)

40 She's really skinny, wearing lousy clothes, and she looks like someone socked her in the eyes. She has the air of someone on a whole cocktail of illicit chemicals and she's got nasty, scraggly, oily looking hair.


So no, I don't think she's attractive.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 20, 2007 06:02 PM (hfyfI)

41 Yes, let's waste our time, Commenting some girl who just havn't had the chance to grow up normal. Just let her do her job. It's already bad enough that she have to look so pale like this..

Posted by: Bjorn Nilsson at December 13, 2007 12:31 PM (B65Dz)






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