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Thanks, everyone, for voting for this site in the Weblog awards. I really had no interest in pimping it because I didn't figure there was anyway to beat Michelle Malkin. But your votes, along with, as was speculated by Rusty Shackleford and Gateway Pundit, the votes of lots of lefties seeking to give the win to Anyone But Michelle Malkin wound up putting me narrowly ahead.


Oh: The Valour IT fundraiser for voice-activated laptops for wounded servicemen continues. A far better cause, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 06:47 PM



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the votes of lots of lefties seeking to give the win to Anyone But Michelle Malkin wound up putting me narrowly ahead

That's like getting a blow job from an ugly fat chick.

Posted by: Rosetta at November 10, 2007 06:54 PM (omkIU)

2 So what's the prize for finishing first? Or is it kinda like that "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" show. Or like winning the lottery in Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Sticky B at November 10, 2007 06:57 PM (wkjFE)

3 Was it left wingers or the fact that she didn't seem to be pimping it at all?

Either way, a win is a win. Navy isn't letting Notre Dame keep their winning streak just because they won in a year ND sucks. Nope, it ain't figure skating, there are no style points.

Now if it were a 'Blogger you have the most sexual fantasies about' contest, you'd be toast. Because no matter how many times Bart or Rosetta voted for you, Malkin would kick you ass.

So, congratulations and be sure to put it to full advantage in impressing the college girls out there.

Posted by: Drew at November 10, 2007 06:59 PM (hlYel)

4 Drew, stop calling my house and hanging up.  It's time to move on with your life. 

Posted by: Longrod Van Hugendong at November 10, 2007 07:17 PM (omkIU)

5 Does this mean you will finally get rid of the 2006 finalist graphic on the main page?

Please?

Posted by: wiserbud at November 10, 2007 07:21 PM (EW49d)

6 Was it left wingers or the fact that she didn't seem to be pimping it at all?

Hot Air fratricide and quality issues IMO.   People like a certain measure of boobies, profanity, self deprecating humor and zaniness mixed in with the serious shit.  She has none of those critical ingredients.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 10, 2007 08:51 PM (9bKIo)

7 A congratulations to the staff here, and to the proprietor of this site, the man himself.. I won't sully myself typing his vile name.

Posted by: Urbanus et instructus at November 10, 2007 08:52 PM (87hNL)

8

Not to tell ace he's an ungrateful homo or anything, but 'lots of lefties' argument flies in teh face of the rest of the voting.

Hell, I spent my evenings driving from local library to local library so that I could vote for ace 15-20 times per 24 hour period, as did most other morons who read this blog -  and ace decides that *lefties* swung the vote for him to spite Malkin? 

Fark him, I say.  Fark him.

Bah.  Goldstein should've been the nominee.   Or Collins.  Who ever is running ProteinWisdom now.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at November 10, 2007 08:52 PM (UeP9e)

9 He owes me a beer. I voted once a day from every computer in the building.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 10, 2007 09:13 PM (oOQel)

10

It is surprising.  You must have a lot of lurkers here Ace.  I thought this was a pretty small community until I saw the votes.

Does this mean we have to stop calling Pelosi a cunt?  'Cause she's like the biggest, liberal, anti-American bitch I've seen in quite some time.  It's like every time she stops tea-bagging Reid, she says something even more moronic than the last time.

Seriously, Ace - congrats! 

Posted by: SOC at November 10, 2007 09:32 PM (4gHqM)

11 You won because of lefties?

No way; it was probably the Jews. Or the Mexicans.

Posted by: stace at November 10, 2007 09:33 PM (A56/D)

12 The fact that us morons managed to get Ace shoehorned into the top spot is pretty damned cool. That it might have been taken from MM by the Left is sad - as she's pretty fucking good - but, well, that's life.

Into each life some Ace must dribble...

But the fact that AoS is kicking ass at over $22,000 on the funding drive just knocks my dick in the dirt!

Um - is anyone doin' better'n Ace?

We may be morons, but we're not CHEAP UNPATRIOTIC morons!

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at November 10, 2007 09:37 PM (41Dd+)

13

 as was speculated by Rusty Shackleford and Gateway Pundit, the votes of lots of lefties seeking to give the win to Anyone But Michelle Malkin wound up putting me narrowly ahead.

Complete and total bullshit.  They hate you more.

I made my community college students all vote for you.  Over and over.  That had to be good for at least 500 votes.

Posted by: mesablue at November 10, 2007 11:02 PM (KCOdQ)

14 That's like getting a blow job from an ugly fat chick.

Well, you still came, didn't you? That's all that counts.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 11, 2007 01:23 AM (4S9yJ)

15 the votes of lots of lefties seeking to give the win to Anyone But Michelle Malkin wound up putting me narrowly ahead Congrats Ace and crew. As a representative of the lurkers who voted for you, I'd suggest that what you have here is a larger conservative tent than MM or HA for that matter. Those far-right bloggers should pay attention.

Posted by: Texas Gal at November 11, 2007 01:20 PM (fd50B)

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That's like getting a blow job from an ugly fat chick.

cheshirecat had me at "Hello".

Posted by: Ugly Fat Chick at November 11, 2007 05:57 PM (omkIU)

17 That's like getting a blow job from an ugly fat chick.

Enough with the hints, Rosetta. He's just not that into you.

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