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MSNBC Woos Rosie O'Donnell

MSNBC, seeing its future as an ultra-left cable news network, wants to add more Leftist spin to the evening lineup. Keith Olbermann needs someone ideologically consistent to follow him. Better get Rosie O'Donnell.

Riding a ratings wave from “Countdown With Keith Olbermann,” a program that takes strong issue with the Bush administration, MSNBC is increasingly seeking to showcase its nighttime lineup as a welcome haven for viewers of a similar mind.

Lest there be any doubt that the cable channel believes there is ratings gold in shows that criticize the administration with the same vigor with which Fox News’s hosts often champion it, two NBC executives acknowledged yesterday that they were talking to Rosie O’Donnell about a prime-time show on MSNBC.

Rumor has it that Tucker Carlson's show will be cancelled. If the deal goes through, at least Allah will have new material from her.

The article also contained this puke-inducing comment from Chris Matthews:

“I really do take on people with power,” he said. “Deceit is what drives me crazy, either by Bill Clinton or the hawks in this administration.”

Oh, yeah, she's going to fit right in. Well, they'll have to get her a bigger chair...but you know what I meant.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 03:08 AM



Comments

1 I know that I'm just a stupid neocon reichwinger, but when did Fox ever "champion" Bush? With a fervor equaling the spittle-flecked hatred that Olbermann brings?


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 06, 2007 03:24 AM (9ufMQ)

2 OFFTOPIC, but funny.

I was trying decipher some of the Kanji that Chris Muir put in his "Day by Day" cartoon, so I googled "Chris Muir japanese" and the google-fu produced a Link to Marcotte, with the google warning:

"This Site May Harm Your Computer"

I lol'd.

Posted by: cheshirecat at November 06, 2007 03:28 AM (/7HMn)

3

Dammit Malor... I was hoping for a Fonda-Penn Political Science and Strategic Global Events Talk Forum. Maybe a guest appearance or two from zombie Ho Chi Minn to top it off. Oh well...

BTW has anyone been as excited about the BSG Razor Flashbacks? Especially Flashback 3, which deserves 72 blog posts and infinite numbers of ejaculation.

Posted by: TheEJS at November 06, 2007 04:16 AM (KINJc)

4

Gawd, don't we have enough to puke over these days, without this to trepidate over too?

<<<shudder>>>

gahh ...not ...thaaaaaaaaa (decrescendo)

Posted by: davis,br at November 06, 2007 04:32 AM (5xoMO)

5
Rosie and Chris Matthews together -- best idea evah!

Posted by: aoshq janitor at November 06, 2007 05:03 AM (apwZb)

6 I have bean searching all over the continent...I have try to leave some messengers ...Have you mowed ?????

Posted by: FANCY SWEDEN at November 06, 2007 05:12 AM (K+xf7)

7 This will be the first contract in television history to be paid wholly in meat skins and strawberry zingers.

Posted by: The Drizzle at November 06, 2007 05:42 AM (MdbqF)

8 Are Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne the same person?

Posted by: nikkolai at November 06, 2007 09:02 AM (B1NVJ)

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 06, 2007 09:15 AM (s7Ian)

10 So what happens in a year when Bush's successor is elected?

Posted by: CUS at November 06, 2007 09:19 AM (bbXZq)

11 Will she only bring on sympathetic guests?  What will the show consist of? 

"Yea.. bush sucks"
"Yea, I know, right, he really sucks".
ad infinitum..

Will she actually have the guts to bring on guests with an opposing viewpoint?  Will she last longer than Donohue's last show?

I hope it  stays on at least till Nov 2008.  The more exposure teh crazy gets, the better for America.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 06, 2007 09:36 AM (s7Ian)

12

Gabriel,

Why are you up at 3am???

I hope you didn't have to get up this morning.

On topic, I won't be able to stand this for the sole reason Allah will have a daily post on her with some sick picture I can't get out of my head all day.

  

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at November 06, 2007 09:44 AM (wiqke)

13 “I really do take on people with power”

So what happens in a year when Bush's successor is elected?

The Left has an ironclad lock on academia, the MSM, the entertainment industry, and both houses of Congress.  The "Power" that they are fighting is a lame-duck Presidential administration.  If the Democrats capture the Presidency next year "The Power" will be defined as the Republican minority in Congress.

Posted by: Aldo at November 06, 2007 09:48 AM (PjLaN)

14

All you will ever need to know about media bias can be summed up by this;

NYTimes- Olberman "Ratings wave".

Posted by: jjshaka at November 06, 2007 09:53 AM (F2Jd0)

15

MSNBC Woos Rosie O'Donnell

Krispy Kreme Donuts Rosie............come on, come on. Here you go. At a girl. That's a good girl. Yes you are, you're a good girl.

Posted by: pajama momma at November 06, 2007 10:03 AM (fRbgO)

16
What's all this b.s. with Oprah? She opens this school, gives every student her telephone number and tells them to call if they have a problem, 10 months later some of the students complain to the head master of physical and sexual abuse, and now some lawyer bitch is talking about suing the big O for millions of dollars. Moral of the story:  no good deed goes unpunished. Then again, oprah appears to be milking this story for all it's worth, too.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at November 06, 2007 10:05 AM (apwZb)

17

CUS said: So what happens in a year when Bush's successor is elected?

MSNBC will be pulling in those 150,000 viewers for the Rosie show then too. (As long as the TV in their parent's basement is still working).

 

Posted by: roy at November 06, 2007 10:10 AM (QBYjk)

18 Sorry janitor.  The testosterone flowing through my veins makes me not care one bit about anything Oprah.

Posted by: CUS at November 06, 2007 10:11 AM (bbXZq)

19
My point is, why do anything nice for anyone in Africa?

Posted by: aoshq janitor at November 06, 2007 10:17 AM (apwZb)

20 why do anything nice for anyone in Africa?

Yeah, you're right.  I mean I keep getting these EMails from some poor princess in Nigeria that only needs some money to release a huge fortune her poor murdered prince of a father left her before we can live a life of leisure and luxury together.  At least that what she's told through the $36,000 I've sent to her already (heh).

Posted by: CUS at November 06, 2007 10:21 AM (bbXZq)

21
So, CUS, does this make you royalty?

Posted by: aoshq janitor at November 06, 2007 10:42 AM (apwZb)

22 “I really do take on people with power,” he said. “Deceit is what drives me crazy, either by Bill Clinton or the hawks in this administration.”

"Unless, you know, they're elderly Southern guys who'll yell at me an' stuff... don't tell Zell Miller I said that..."

But me am confused... How do you make MSNBC spell "Air America"?

Posted by: Mary McCarthy at November 06, 2007 10:42 AM (AZziM)

23
They're reporting on the news some weird girl gang fight in LA -- 30 girls in the middle of the street in the middle of the day whacking the hell out of each other, one dead.  I hope Ace is okay . . .

Posted by: aoshq janitor at November 06, 2007 10:46 AM (apwZb)

24 MSNBC Woos Rosie O'Donnell
I was wondering why NBC had that goat tied up outside its' offices.

Posted by: CochinoMarrano at November 06, 2007 10:56 AM (Oaq0Z)

25 So, CUS, does this make you royalty?

Soon, I hope.

Shit.  Just got another EMail.  More lawyer fees (damn them).  Another $8,000 check.  I do hope this gets settled soon.  I'm starting to think the legal process in Nigeria is not all that.

Posted by: CUS at November 06, 2007 10:59 AM (bbXZq)

26 30 girls in the middle of the street in the middle of the day whacking the hell out of each other, one dead.

From what I hear, girl fights is this years girls making out.  Is that true?

Posted by: CUS at November 06, 2007 11:01 AM (bbXZq)

27 Riding a ratings wave from “Countdown With Keith Olbermann,”


6 people is a ratings wave?

Posted by: Kowboy at November 06, 2007 11:02 AM (kJiXe)

28 They're reporting on the news some weird girl gang fight in LA -- 30 girls in the middle of the street in the middle of the day whacking the hell out of each other, one dead.  I hope Ace is okay . . .

The AoSHQ Fundraising Telethon continues...

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 06, 2007 11:04 AM (s7Ian)

29

MSNBC Woos Rosie O'Donnell
I was wondering why NBC had that goat tied up outside its' offices.

That cracked me up.

They got dudes camouflaged nearby with rhino tranquilizer darts?

Posted by: lauraw at November 06, 2007 11:16 AM (VECvZ)

30

Aside from the jokes about her girth and stupidity, it is interesting to note how MSNBC continues its quite deliberate positioning as the left wing "alternative" to Fox News.

I think this is a significant movement towards news outlets more openly aligning themselves with a particular political viewpoint, similar to how newspapers were back in the early days of the country. 

It may not be a bad idea.

Posted by: Fred at November 06, 2007 11:34 AM (ivbbD)

31 So what happens in a year when Bush's successor is elected?

Others have answered, but here's my take.  If Bush's successor is Rudy or Romney, the hate continues without a pause.  If it's Fred or (spit) McCain, there will be a 20 minute honeymoon.  If it's RON PAUL!, there will be endless waves of confusion.  However, after a few weeks, the hate will resume.

If it's a Democrat, there will be smugness and arrogance, followed in a few months by whining about "selling out".

But, come what may, the hate will continue.  And the whining.  No matter what happens, this will never end.

Posted by: JayC at November 06, 2007 11:35 AM (3hZX3)

32 No matter what happens, this will never end.

Well, aren't you just a bright, shiny ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day?

Posted by: wiserbud at November 06, 2007 11:38 AM (IHbof)

33 They got dudes camouflaged nearby with rhino tranquilizer darts?

Yeah, but they shot Rudy by mistake -- Ohhhh, RHINO....

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 06, 2007 11:43 AM (AZziM)

34 Bitches

The fight began shortly after 2:30 p.m. at a Big Lots discount store parking lot, where witnesses saw women shouting at one another and fighting, Gannon said. The brawl then spilled onto the street and across Western to a nearby 76 gas station.

*****
The witness said the brawl was over a man, who goes by the moniker Ace of Spades, and that word was widespread in the neighborhood before the incident that there would be a confrontation Monday afternoon.

Posted by: aoshq janitor at November 06, 2007 11:45 AM (apwZb)

35 With Rosie MSNBC's stable of losers will be complete.  The Prophecies have spoken.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at November 06, 2007 11:49 AM (O9Cc8)

36

"Lest there be any doubt that the cable channel believes there is ratings gold in shows that criticize the administration with the same vigor with which Fox News’s hosts often champion it..."

What a load.  These people are *always* exaggerating what Fox is like.  If they have anyone who's as foamingly insane for the Bush administration as Olbermann is against, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Ken Begg at November 06, 2007 11:57 AM (VVf4R)

37 Well, aren't you just a bright, shiny ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day?

wiserbud,

I'm a realist.  After all, other than hate, what does the left have to bring them together?

Posted by: JayC at November 06, 2007 12:03 PM (3hZX3)

38

Olbermann got his contract renewed by agreeing to put Plame on.  Conspiracy.

The positronic brain purifier is no longer availabel; too many ludiverians interested in human bodies.

 

Posted by: Spooner at November 06, 2007 12:13 PM (j1Yu1)

39 With the exception of kids trapped in current events classes in our government schools, who are force fed this network, who watches it voluntarily?

Posted by: ricpic at November 06, 2007 12:21 PM (fExNl)

40

Gabriel,

Why are you up at 3am???

I hope you didn't have to get up this morning.

RWS, it was only 11pm here on the west coast. We're four hours behind at the moment (one more than usual) because of the time change.


Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 06, 2007 12:24 PM (1Ug6U)

41 Hmmmmm.

Olbermann has a "ratings wave"?

What?  Is it waving good-bye?

Posted by: memomachine at November 06, 2007 12:41 PM (3pvQO)

42 Release the Hound!!!11!

Posted by: Rosie's Agent at November 06, 2007 01:49 PM (iDEOe)

43 This could threaten Olby's slot as the *snicker* top-rated show on MSNBC.

Posted by: zetetic at November 06, 2007 02:03 PM (f7A+e)

44 We're all going on overtime people! Call your family, tell them your gonna be late!

Posted by: MSNBC cafeteria at November 06, 2007 03:44 PM (rTRXl)

45 "Riding a ratings wave from “Countdown With Keith Olbermann,”

I think they added the audience from the football game.  The only wave Olbermann will get is good-by.

Posted by: MarkD at November 06, 2007 04:01 PM (MMy4A)

46 They should really never use the term "ride" anytime they are referring to either Olberdick or Rosie.

Posted by: wiserbud at November 06, 2007 04:31 PM (IHbof)

47 If the Democrats capture the Presidency next year "The Power" will be defined as the Republican minority in Congress.

Also, SCOTUS. Don't forget that.


Posted by: OregonMuse at November 06, 2007 06:47 PM (brLQ8)

48

>they'll have to get her a bigger chair

Lowered into position by crane is more accurate

Posted by: Barry in CO at November 07, 2007 03:40 AM (aJtCl)

49

MSNBC is considering canceling Tucker Carlson's program....No one has been more instrumental in allowing equal opportunity to represent different views out there than Tucker....If Olberman and the gang are succesful it will be a major blow to equal attention in MSM....write to MSNBC and ask them to KEEP TUCKER!!!

letters@msnbc.com

GeneralComments@feedback.msnbc.com

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