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Humans to marry robots [krakatoa]

It's science.

Maastricht University awarded David Levy a PhD for a thesis entitled Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners.

Mr Levy wrote: "Trends in robotics and shifting attitudes on marriage are likely to result in sophisticated robots that will eventually be seen as suitable marriage partners.

In a setback for AoSHQ readers, a body pillow with a picture of Anna Kournikova pinned to it is still not legally considered a robot.

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Comments

1 What's with this marriage crap ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 14, 2007 10:00 PM (uOuIl)

2 At last!  An "off" button!!!

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2007 10:06 PM (fV4Kl)

3

But, can it still cook and bring me a beer in "off" mode?

Maybe just a remote with a mute button?

Posted by: mesablue at October 14, 2007 10:10 PM (KCOdQ)

4 Ha! I'm already married to one.

Posted by: pajama momma at October 14, 2007 10:11 PM (fRbgO)

5 Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: pajama momma at October 14, 2007 10:11 PM (fRbgO)

6

Never watch The Terminator with your robot spouse.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2007 10:29 PM (fV4Kl)

7

This is just a continuation of Star Trekish nonsense about if a thing is a human or not. Perfect leftist non-issue. Is it a "marriage" if it's 2 men, or 2 women, or 3 men and 2 women? No, marriage is 1 man 1 woman, other groupings have other names, duh! But leftists (the gauche) constantly seek to muddy the waters.

Is Lt. Data a real boy? NOT! Is the Doctor hologram a sentient being? NOT! There were tons of episodes of ST in its various forms about this, and most of them got it wrong.

Humans is humans, other stuff is other stuff. However, leftists (the gauche) desire the ability to define what is and what is not human. This is paramount to them. That way, all who disagree with them are quickly labled "non-human" and sent to the "correctional camps".

You doubt this? Just wait until Hillary! gets elected. Krystalnaught? Hillary! has better ideas...

Posted by: 5Cats at October 14, 2007 10:31 PM (Knaf0)

8 Mr Levy wrote: "Trends in robotics and shifting attitudes on marriage are likely to result in sophisticated robots that will eventually be seen as suitable marriage partners."

Marriage between robots only or between robots and humans? Would a robot want to marry a human?

Posted by: profligatewaste at October 14, 2007 10:33 PM (zgFow)

9 No doubt this will lead to the end of the human race due to lack of babies.

On the other hand...

a. hot chick
b. off button
c. no babies

Hmmm. Is extinction THAT BAD?

Posted by: Arthur at October 14, 2007 10:33 PM (NXZMF)

10 Q: Are you being cuckolded if your wife is having an affair with the vacuum cleaner?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 14, 2007 10:34 PM (6Yy5p)

11

not really out loud pjm.

 

well, not real loud

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 14, 2007 10:35 PM (FXakj)

12

Well, she does spend a LOT of time on the Intertubes.

IYKWISAITTYD.

Posted by: mesablue at October 14, 2007 10:39 PM (KCOdQ)

13

7 But eman, what if the Terminator is your robot spouse?

btw, are you a fan of the E-Man comic books? Did I ask that before? Oy.

11 PA, you mean your robot wife or your wet-ware wife?

Posted by: 5Cats at October 14, 2007 10:41 PM (Knaf0)

14

Never heard of the E-man comics as I recollect.

On a serious note: the Human race is going to fragment.  There will be original style humans, new fangled humans, hybrids of many sorts, and AIs.

Just hope you die before it gets real messy.  Evolution likes to pick just one winner.

Posted by: eman at October 14, 2007 10:53 PM (fV4Kl)

15 Oh sure, it sounds new and kinky at first: sex with robots.  But, never underestimate the human ability to become jaded.  So, once the initial excitement wears off, what do you do to spice up the relationship?

Answer: a three-way with the toaster.

Posted by: JayC at October 14, 2007 10:55 PM (JEPSV)

16 Heh.  Read the rest of the story.  I knew you single Men of AoSHQ were just holding out for the day you could marry your sex toys.

Posted by: Graci at October 14, 2007 11:03 PM (TUtKF)

17 Piece of shit computer...here's  the right link.  I hope.

Posted by: Graci at October 14, 2007 11:08 PM (TUtKF)

18 Graci...

Levy said that the main benefit of marrying a cyborg could be to make people, who otherwise could not get married, happier.

"People who find it hard to form relationships, because they are extremely shy, or have psychological problems, or are just plain ugly or have unpleasant personalities..."

... What's your point?

Posted by: krakatoa at October 14, 2007 11:16 PM (wLhcN)

19

Ha! I'm already married to one.

Uh, just kidding snookums! *kiss?*

Posted by: pajama momma at October 14, 2007 11:18 PM (fRbgO)

20 Trust me, it's not so great.

Posted by: Maria Shriver at October 14, 2007 11:25 PM (EW49d)

21

Krakatoa....

The point is "anything's possible".

Posted by: Graci at October 14, 2007 11:34 PM (TUtKF)

22 you mean your robot wife or your wet-ware wife?

Robot wife.  I presume they'll be programmed to cheat like the live ones.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 14, 2007 11:35 PM (6Yy5p)

23

And I mean that in the best way...so....yeah....

Please don't send me to the basement.

Posted by: Graci at October 14, 2007 11:37 PM (TUtKF)

24

No doubt this will lead to the end of the human race due to lack of babies.

I'm sure advances in cloning will take care of this little problem. 

I'm honestly torn about something like this.  On the one hand, it's got the potential to lead to some very scary social engineering on the part of governments.  On the other hand, I can get laid without having to worry about any manipulative drama and shame-language brow-beating.

What's an anti-social, anti-feminist libertarian to do?

Posted by: A Lock of Che Guevara's Chest Hair at October 15, 2007 12:20 AM (T90Uj)

25

a body pillow with a picture of Anna Kournikova pinned to it is still not legally considered a robot.

Is it lonely, up there on your pedestal?

Posted by: TallDave at October 15, 2007 12:26 AM (r1Ip+)

26 Is it lonely, up there on your pedestal?

The past two years I've spent more time in Marriotts than w/ my girlfriend. I wish I had a body pillow that I could fit into carry-on baggage.


Posted by: krakatoa at October 15, 2007 01:03 AM (wLhcN)

27

"People who find it hard to form relationships, because they are extremely shy, or have psychological problems, or are just plain ugly or have unpleasant personalities..."

... should not reproduce anyway, because they lack the desire to overcome their shortcomings.  No harm, no foul.  At least their excess sexual energy is drained off, making it less likely that they would run through hotel lobbies swinging swords.

Posted by: electron john at October 15, 2007 03:48 AM (ZvbcI)

28

#26 - "No doubt this will lead to the end of the human race due to lack of babies. "

Lack of babies? Perhaps in your neighborhood. Have you ever checked out birth rates in certain minorities and Middle Eastern societies? Their goal is dominance through numbers.

It's time that we fuck ourselves silly, raise a lot of smart babies, and teach them how to dump UAV payloads onto their family's favorite shithole, using the gaming console that Grandma bought them for Festivus.

Well, maybe just the first part?

Posted by: electron john at October 15, 2007 03:56 AM (ZvbcI)

29

a body pillow with a picture of Anna Kournikova pinned to it is still not legally considered a robot.

What if it's 7 of 9 instead of Anna?

Posted by: Veeshir at October 15, 2007 07:01 AM (ThMnZ)

30 If the left can get Mom and Dad banned from the school textbooks in California -- just the latest step in the sweeping gay agenda, mind -- what's to stop the ACLU at some point from suing to ensure the cyborg community has "equal rights"?

Posted by: Banjo at October 15, 2007 07:58 AM (1DQ52)

31 I am sorry, but I have a hard time believing that any, ANY robot would make a suitable partner for me.  No joke this time...just it seems impossible for them to be able to mimic a pudgy hispanic woman who cooks and is intelligent.

Posted by: otcconan at October 15, 2007 09:09 AM (10ikj)

32 What if it's 7 of 9 instead of Anna?

Number 6, baby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2007 10:49 AM (tVbxd)

33

If I got me a boy robot and had me one of those "muslim" style relationships:

a) would my dick get a permanent brown stain? and

b) considering that it's a machine, would I still burn in hell for all eternity?

Posted by: Sticky B at October 15, 2007 11:16 AM (j4Fuq)

34 Hmmmmm.

Marriage?  Robots?

This is complete and utter nonsense.

If there were any possibility that humans and machines could marry then most American men would've already married their refrigerators.

Posted by: memomachine at October 15, 2007 11:19 AM (3pvQO)

35

Sex and marriage with robots?


Of course!  Tipper even downloaded four kids with one, didn’t she?

Just sayin’.

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at October 15, 2007 11:55 AM (WGcw3)

36 Hmm.  Even better, I was reading something Insty linked a month ago or so (some singularity article) that said that there is a possibility in our lifetimes (w/in 50 years or so) to have computers that are advanced enough, as well as MRI type scanning devices intricate enough, that we will be able to download our brains into a computer.  If said computer is installed in one of these robots, then hello infinity!   I think it would be pretty cool to be able to "live" every sci-fi geeks' (mine included) dream.

Posted by: T.Paine at October 15, 2007 01:01 PM (GjtmD)

37 So are they "programmed with multiple techniques" like Mr. Data?  Hmm...

Posted by: John at October 15, 2007 01:18 PM (7itTb)

38

You're missing the point!  This guy is now going to be able to put "Dr." in front of his name!

The inevitable of course, was overlooked in his research:

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Posted by: Chris at October 15, 2007 01:44 PM (zbyAJ)

39 Doesn't seem like it took very long to go from, "Danger Will Robinson!" to ,"Me love you long time."

Posted by: capt(can'tpickem)kidney at October 15, 2007 02:23 PM (Y6+8p)

40

If you divorce your robot does she get the mouse?

 

Posted by: captkidney at October 15, 2007 02:25 PM (Y6+8p)

41

Movies on issue: Ghost in the Shell; Armitage III: Dual Matrix (three is the model number, not the third movie in a series).  Both good, thought-provoking sci-fi. 

I have the feeling this technology will be primarily used by men.  Girls, y'all just ain't as worth the trouble as you used to be.  I blame Communism.  And stupid questions like "What are you thinking?" and "Why do you love me?"

Posted by: MMShillelagh at October 15, 2007 03:11 PM (HlTDy)

42 She gets the hard drive.

Posted by: MarkD at October 15, 2007 03:14 PM (MMy4A)

43 I once had a girlfriend tell me that dating me was like dating a robot.  In retrospect, I don't think she actually meant for me to take it as a compliment.

Posted by: sandy burger at October 15, 2007 03:18 PM (K2rlS)

44 So do the male robots have to take Viagra to improve their software?

Posted by: John at October 15, 2007 04:44 PM (7itTb)

45 And how big are the peripherals on the fembots?

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