Reminds me of the time when I was in college and I went to lunch with my sister in law who graduated from the same University a few years earlier.  I was complaining about the lack of females in the Comp Sci and Math programs and she said I should take a class in Nursing.  I would be the only male in the class... well the only heterosexual male.

trying again...

They could always go for this broad.

This is what consultants do. They take your money and tell you what you already know.

As a consultant, I am insulted.  We don't tell people what they already know; we point out the blindingly obvious to them.

There's a big difference.

There is hope for the future of computing if the largest computer club at the university is the Linux users group, but "market themselves better"??  That's conformist double speak. 

q. How does a consultant make love?

a. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells you how great it's gonna be.

So... a consultant charges large amounts of money to tell people things they should already know?

Actually, my experience is that a consultant charges large amounts of money to tell the bosses things the workers already know but couldn't get anyone higher-up to listen to.

My son recently joined a local gaming center

Good God, man! You let people hunt your son?

At least give him a weapon and let him defend himself!

Showering is a good start.  Now for dental hygiene, and how to wear shirts without pocket protectors or pizza stains, pants that have no history of cheetos dust being wiped off on them, small talk that will appeal to the gneral public...

It isn't a makeover, it's a tear down and rebuild.

If it weren't for Internet porn 95% of the Comp.Sci. graduates wouldn't know what a boobie looks like until their Senior year in college. Why senior year? That's when the cute girls start judging guys by their earning potential.

Hey, douchebag, I didn't see one till my senior year in law school.

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