Jesse MacBeth, The Scott Beauchamp 2005 Model, Sentenced To Prison

Hailed as a hero by the left, it turns out he was a liar and defrauder.

Whether or not he was bundling cash for Hillary! is as of yet unknown.

Thanks to Genghis, or even Jenjis.

Posted by: Ace at 04:12 PM

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1 What did you expect from a dude with a chick's name?

Posted by: Penn State Marine at September 21, 2007 04:18 PM (M/4m4)

2 "Don't ass-rape me, bro!"

Posted by: Jesse at September 21, 2007 04:18 PM (JB0d8)

3 Hey, maybe he can meet Ms. Star Simpson in a nice prison social and have lots of batshit crazy and stupid kids. Yay!

Posted by: funky chicken at September 21, 2007 04:21 PM (I+jPP)

4 Jesse Macbeth: Whaddya mean "do I prefer jelly or syrup?"

Posted by: TheDudeAbides at September 21, 2007 04:30 PM (jQsq4)

5 Sweeeet.....

Posted by: Dr. Rock at September 21, 2007 04:32 PM (AqgrI)

6 Good start. Now why can't we get Murtha in there, too?

Posted by: Kensington at September 21, 2007 04:36 PM (kFwRi)

I had forgotten about this doucheclown. Good for him!

However, the left is incapable of embarassment, and will act like they never heard of the guy. Wonder if there are any posts on Kos or Firedoglake today about this. Hmmmm.....

Posted by: fugazi at September 21, 2007 04:37 PM (vjIYs)

8 Murtha would be too safe in prison and his stay would be much too easy. Who the hell would want to attempt gay sex with that amorphous blob?

Posted by: barberik at September 21, 2007 04:39 PM (stf3t)

The link in the post is to the Seatte Times.

The Seattle Post-Intelligencer has a more nuanced "fake but accurate" treatment of the story.

Posted by: sherlock at September 21, 2007 04:39 PM (ojW85)

However, the left is incapable of embarassment, and will act like they never heard of the guy. Wonder if there are any posts on Kos or Firedoglake today about this. Hmmmm.....

No, what they'll do is move the goalpost. They'll say the message of Jesse Macbeth is righteous and true even if Macbeth himself is a fraud.

Posted by: Kensington at September 21, 2007 04:46 PM (kFwRi)

11 The guy is so pathetically weak. I can't understand how anybody could actually believe he was an Army Ranger. How insulting.

Posted by: pajama momma at September 21, 2007 04:47 PM (Tbl5c)

12 This guy got blown out of the water so fast.

Posted by: z ryan's at September 21, 2007 04:49 PM (PDeVA)

MacBeth told nuanced tales of brutal killings he carried out at the behest of his commanding officers.

nuanced def. verb: baldfaced lie.

courtesy of the Neo Moonbat Dictionary 1st edition.

Posted by: vegasbookie at September 21, 2007 05:03 PM (oGWLv)

14 Yes, nice call. Nuance, from the Latin for "totally making shit up".

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 21, 2007 05:22 PM (pzen5)

15 Hailed as a hero by the left, it turns out he was a liar and defrauder.

Errr, I thought that's who the left Always hails as heroes...

Posted by: TheSev at September 21, 2007 05:31 PM (bajTN)

16 If he couldn't take Basic Training, he doesn't stand much chance in prison. My guess is that he'll have plenty of cigarettes though. Cigarettes paid him for being rented out as a bitch.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 21, 2007 05:47 PM (plsiE)

17 Truthiness- n.: Shit that's made up but looks good to commies; specious. Usage:

Hailed as a hero by the left, it turns out he was a liar and defrauder.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 21, 2007 05:47 PM (K/lgF)

18 44 days to discharge. Honestly. You know how nuckin futs you've gotta be to get shit canned 6 weeks in?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 21, 2007 05:49 PM (K/lgF)

19 "You know how nuckin futs you've gotta be to get shit canned 6 weeks in? "

I bet they made him wear a road guard vest and surrender his belt and bootlaces. Now that's a video I'd like to see!

Posted by: Dr. Rock at September 21, 2007 05:58 PM (AqgrI)

#8 barberick, thank you!

"Who the hell would want to attempt gay sex with that amorphous blob?"

Hillary?

Posted by: Mark at September 21, 2007 06:11 PM (AUvbM)

21 Kensington: They already did that, the second the weasel was outed.

Hollowpoint: No, the pimp gets the cigs.

I have actually been waiting to hear about this news. At the time, IIRC, he was partly caught out through his court records. Well, and the sheer Half-Dome of absurdity one had to climb to take him seriously.

Posted by: Merovign at September 21, 2007 06:33 PM (IaYDo)

What're the odds he finds Allah in prison?

Posted by: ticticboom at September 21, 2007 10:34 PM (gFMmu)

23 I wouldn't compare the two, really. Beauchamp made stuff up, but it was small beans stuff, mostly, offensive and misleading in the context of portrayed approval.

But he isn't lying about being in the military and hasn't filed a false claim for veteran benefits. By all means keep on piling on Beauchamp, but don't stick McBeth in the same pile. Beauchamp is one of ours (since we don't get to chose our relatives) but McBeth never was.

Posted by: Synova at September 22, 2007 12:14 AM (8HO37)

If he doesn't have a wide stance now...Me thinks he might be getting one.

Posted by: Scott at September 22, 2007 12:29 AM (+rOvD)

MacBeth's in prison and Scooter Libby is a free man?! But both were convicted for imaginary crimes!

Out, out damned Blogspot!!!

Posted by: Xenu in a Moonbat Mood at September 22, 2007 12:59 AM (QFFYI)

Xenu, that's the way I remembered the line, too, but it's "Out, damned Blogspot, Out" in my Complete Works. My memory also lost the "which" and "the" in "Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?", one of my favorites.

It amazes me that MacBeth thought he could get away with publicly faking a military career, but apparently some people do.

Posted by: Ralph L at September 22, 2007 06:37 AM (9HP6P)

Thank you kind sir...I saw MacBeth performed by the Anchorage community theater, and believe that the lead had a speech impediment, so I may not have heard the line cowwectly.

As far as faking a military career, I tell people I was in the military...they say, "which branch?" I say, "Air Force." They say, "so you weren't actually in the military...."

Posted by: Xenu at September 22, 2007 01:07 PM (QFFYI)

28 "so you weren't actually in the military..." after which I say, "and the AC was always set too high, you have no idea how tough it was."

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