3 Nabbed In Another Al Qaeda Bust, This One In Austria

Connecting the dots. "Not an operational cell," which I guess is the new way to say "aspirational terrorists only." Their main offense, so far as we yet know, seems to have been the creation of a video threatening terrorism.

Posted by: Ace at 04:09 PM


1 Law Enforcement baby. That's the way to go.

Posted by: Sticky B at September 12, 2007 04:13 PM (hp6LX)

2 Fuck, I love Austria.
I was just there and commented to my Austrian friend about the amount of muslims. He commented that they have always had turks and ever since an honor killing the government is now looking extra hard at what the muslims are up to.

Posted by: Uniball at September 12, 2007 04:20 PM (27iEn)

3 Ever notice lots of really, really weird shit happens in Austria? That place is scary.

Posted by: pajama momma at September 12, 2007 04:20 PM (Tbl5c)

4 Bleh. They're Austrian. That means no waterboarding and a prison sentence of a few years. Call me unimpressed. The only people the Austrians were ever good at torturing were jews.

Posted by: dave at September 12, 2007 04:25 PM (T7Z1d)

5 Austria ain't scary.

Are you referring to Hitler being Austrian? Fuck, he had to come from somewhere.

Posted by: Uniball at September 12, 2007 04:27 PM (27iEn)

6 Vienna bad way?
Remember, Fuck is a village in Austria.
And we all know it takes a villageto raze a village.
or something like that.

I think I'm channeling spurwing

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2007 04:56 PM (0rl7n)

7 The hills are alive,
with the sound of mujahadeen...

Posted by: IQUESTIONTHETIMING at September 12, 2007 05:04 PM (Yn8HA)

8 Remember, Fuck is a village in Austria.

It's Fucking, not Fuck.

Posted by: salfter at September 12, 2007 06:38 PM (+Epz5)

9 Those Aussies are a great ally in our global war on terror.

Posted by: Dumb American at September 12, 2007 09:02 PM (6LMW+)

10 In Austria the kangaroos speak German.

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