Claim: "Special Gift" on 9/11 Will Be/Include "Fresh" Osama Bin Ladin Tape

We'll see. We've had "new Osama tapes" that turned about as new as Foghat's Slow Ride.

Bunches more from Stop the ACLU, which quotes extensively from the site this is from-- which is key, because that site is now down, probably due to heavy traffic.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

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The Special Gift will actually be a YouTube video of Bin Laden playing Slow Ride on his sunburst Les Paul; baked, of course.

Posted by: not Dick Cheney at September 06, 2007 06:16 PM (M/4m4)

2 "The Special Gift will actually be a YouTube video of Bin Laden playing Slow Ride on his sunburst Les Paul; baked, of course."

HA!

Posted by: Uniball at September 06, 2007 06:22 PM (27iEn)

3 A gift from the grave. Take it easy.

Posted by: z ryan at September 06, 2007 06:23 PM (PDeVA)

4 I heard he's been working on a remake of Frampton Comes alive.

Posted by: MagicalPat at September 06, 2007 06:24 PM (ViU29)

5 Will the "Special Gift" be different from Olbermann's "Special Comment" or are they the same thing?

Posted by: Rosetta at September 06, 2007 06:24 PM (omkIU)

6 Does anyone else find the words "invasion of Manhattan" just downright creepy???

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at September 06, 2007 06:28 PM (G2vHw)

7 He tried to play a Ted Nugent song, but the sheer badassitude came alive and kicked his ass.

Posted by: z ryan at September 06, 2007 06:29 PM (PDeVA)

8 IQTT! Naturally!

Posted by: Judd at September 06, 2007 06:29 PM (JB0d8)

Will the "Special Gift" be different from Olbermann's "Special Comment" or are they the same thing?

Almost - Osama will designate Olby as "Best Infidel in the World". That usually means "last to be beheaded", but in this case it will be likely be "first in line to convert".

Posted by: sherlock at September 06, 2007 06:31 PM (ojW85)

10 Maybe he means he finally found his 'special purpose' like Steve Martin did in The Jerk.

This would be good because he can work out some of that unhealthy aggression that's been bottled up.
I hope he has a high speed download in his cave.

Posted by: MagicalPat at September 06, 2007 06:33 PM (ViU29)

11 I'm sure the msm has creamed in their proverbial pants over anticipation.

Posted by: dave at September 06, 2007 06:37 PM (gJxLc)

12 The question is, will you be able to see the stings moving his mouth. And will the words mirror those of the Democrats.

Posted by: mastour at September 06, 2007 06:39 PM (Btieu)

Does anyone else find the words "invasion of Manhattan" just downright creepy???

Actually, it's just the next British Invasion. Except this time, since the Beatles are now all dead or irrelevant, it's led by Yusuf Islam.

Posted by: not Dick Cheney at September 06, 2007 06:40 PM (M/4m4)

Almost - Osama will designate Olby as "Best Infidel in the World". That usually means "last to be beheaded", but in this case it will be likely be "first in line to convert".

No shit, sherlock.

And by "no shit" I mean "good analysis".

Posted by: Rosetta at September 06, 2007 06:41 PM (r5/L0)

15 Does anyone else find the words "invasion of Manhattan" just downright creepy???

Algonquins.

Posted by: Retired at September 06, 2007 06:48 PM (JLI/R)

16 Fuck Osama. He is a retarded barbarian. He worships a warped version of a God who is plainly a fabrication, he lives, a lie, and all of his works are poison and death. How could such a man even open his mouth to beging to tell us something? We know everything we can, want, and will ever need to know about his evil. Fuck him, fuck his entire family, and fuck the hellhole he was birthed out of. As a homo sapien sapien I hereby declare that he is no long one of us. He is worse than mud, because mud does no wrong. I hope a personal hell does exist, just for fucking him.

Posted by: Dr. Chopper at September 06, 2007 06:49 PM (aM17J)

I never thought about it like that. Yeah, he's bad. You're right.

/sarcasm

Posted by: The Prophet Muhammad rots in Hell at September 06, 2007 06:53 PM (M/4m4)

Yes, Rosetta, but while Olby may try for front-of-the-line to convert, I think he would have to go, one might say, "pissant a pissant" with Uncle Chuckie to get there. Dems may not care a rat's ass for our security, but they know how to hustle when they are saving the rat's ass that they sit on!

Posted by: sherlock at September 06, 2007 07:02 PM (ojW85)

19 Almost - Osama Cthulhu will designate Olby as "Best Infidel in the World" delicious. That usually means "last to be beheaded", but in this case it will be likely be "first in line to be eaten".

Posted by: not that ryan at September 06, 2007 07:02 PM (LcnPS)

On 9/11 I would like to see Bush announce the commencement of a bombing campaign on Iran called "Operation Special Gift".

Would should have, on prinicpal and as a general rule, as many Daisy Cutters as al-Qaeda claims to have suicide bombers.

There's a sweet symmetry to that.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 06, 2007 07:21 PM (vuppY)

Would should have...

Should read We should have...

Posted by: Rosetta at September 06, 2007 07:23 PM (vuppY)

Where the hell did Osama develop this infatuation with Manhattan?

Was a cabbie rude to him? Did somebody steal his camera on a tourist trip? I hate to dwelve into Michael Moore territory, but he insists on p***ing off the one part of the country that would normally be the most anti-Bush. WTF?

Posted by: AD at September 06, 2007 07:23 PM (TNzLV)

OT,

Sorry I was late to the death penalty thing. Find them and kill them, if they are captured, kill them with my recommended method of death for institutional Death penalties.

Sorry for promoting myself, but it really fixes a lot of problems with most of the opponents, and it completely removes the concept of "cruel" and "unusual."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 06, 2007 07:26 PM (QTv8u)

24 "delve"

Posted by: AD at September 06, 2007 07:26 PM (TNzLV)

AD,

Bin Laden is trying to attack the nerve center of our economy in an effort to cause the most collateral damage to the west as possible. It's an added bonus to him that Manhatten is as densely populated as it is.

The fact that he may accidentally kill Frank Rich and the editorial board of the NYT is a price he is willing to pay to cause maximum damage.

That this fact is apparently lost on Frank Rich and the editorial board of the NYT is further proof that you don't have to have an IQ to be a journalist.

Posted by: Rosetta at September 06, 2007 07:38 PM (r5/L0)

26 Remember the Triumph in season one of Rome? That's what we need. Capture Osama, make him get down on his knees and kiss the stars and bars, thrown him in a cellar for seven years, put him on a cart and drag him to the WTC site, and publicly strangle him.

Posted by: dave at September 06, 2007 07:45 PM (gJxLc)

27 Maybe he will be on a segway.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2007 07:55 PM (F/DIG)

28 Does anyone else find the words "invasion of Manhattan" just downright creepy???

Algonquins.

I'm sorry, but that was fucking golden!

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at September 06, 2007 08:09 PM (K/lgF)

I have a very special Life Day present for Osama. It starts with the removal of his entrails and ends with him being romanced by Bea Arthur.

Grwaawwr.

Posted by: Chewbacca at September 06, 2007 08:10 PM (x8Std)

The advance still on ABC shows Obama fatter and with a blacker beard, meaning:

He;s joined the hair color for men club and is eating out a lot, or:

It's fake.

I'll pick door number 2, Monte.

Posted by: IQUESTIONTHETIMING at September 06, 2007 08:23 PM (Yn8HA)

31 Bush is releasing Osama tapes on 9/11 to distract us from Osama and 9/11.

Posted by: z ryan at September 06, 2007 08:30 PM (PDeVA)

32 Based on the last couple tapes, you know the band is breaking up when they release these crappy compilations...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 06, 2007 08:47 PM (clI2H)

33 There's been a dead pigeon on my roof for 6 months that's fresher than OBL.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 06, 2007 08:57 PM (mrNpK)

34 He's bunking with Saddam. They fight over the hairdryer.

Posted by: eman at September 06, 2007 09:11 PM (F/DIG)

35 At least he didn't dye his beard red. I hate when those bozos do that.

Posted by: dave at September 06, 2007 10:01 PM (gJxLc)

36 Don't forget Charlie Hsu. Granted, he's a new arrival, but he wants at the dryer too.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 06, 2007 10:03 PM (POmu8)

37 It would be interesting to find out where people like Frank Rich and the rest of the seditious fucks at the NYT are planning on spending 9/11.

Would anyone be surprised if they were conveniently out of NYC that day? Not because they are cowards, of course, but because they are all conveniently scheduled to be out of town.

Because, as we all know, there is no terrorism.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 06, 2007 10:27 PM (56ssE)

38 Aren't these the same morons who promised a "Summer of Blood" or some such shit?

Forgive me if I don't take their threats all that seriously anymore.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 06, 2007 10:52 PM (56ssE)

39 Bud, that's part of their plan.

Posted by: Ralph L at September 06, 2007 10:58 PM (mqoa4)

The 'new' Osama video was compiled, documentary style, from clips found on MERMI and YouTube.

I heard Mark Cuban spared no expense.

Posted by: fretless at September 06, 2007 11:21 PM (ozjdj)

41 Bud, that's part of their plan.

Ahhhh, but maybe their plan is to make us think that it's part of their plan.....

inscrutable little bastards.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 06, 2007 11:25 PM (56ssE)

42 It starts with the removal of his entrails and ends with him being romanced by Bea Arthur.

I'll be in my tent...

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at September 07, 2007 12:29 AM (M51sF)

43 Huh. I thought he'd save this tape for 2008 election season. Or has he learned that she should only release these in off-election years.

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