Border Patrol Announces It Is Not Responsible For Patrolling Border

Gee, I wonder why Americans never believed the Comprehensive Piece of Shit would secure the border.

Four billion more dollars to patrol the borders.... but without actually patrolling any borders.

More from Hot Air: long-time illegal finally deported; Geraldo once again avoids discussing illegal immigration in an interview about illegal immigration.

This little scumbag pussy is calling for my death, and yours, and virtually everyone you know.

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM

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1 The immigration bureaucracy exists to further its own existence—not to do its assigned task. This includes the enormous backlog of legal immigrants. In my own community, I know a man who has been trying for years to get his Mexican wife legalized. She's not a criminal. He's not a criminal. He works hard, pays his taxes, obeys the law. He's a decent guy. I've heard other people are in similar situations. My advice to them? Bring them in illegally. The bureaucracy in Washington doesn't give a damn.

Posted by: jhc at August 20, 2007 01:42 PM (+lA9g)

2 For those of us that live in work in the Gadsden Purchase, it comes as no surprise. The fed will not prosecute them, just catch and release, because even though the upped the number of agents, they have not increased the court system or the number of federal prosecutors. It is all lipstick on a pig.

Posted by: MAJ O at August 20, 2007 01:51 PM (bQ4oU)

3 Patrolling the border was shifted to our squirrel legions some time ago. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 20, 2007 01:51 PM (Tp5Q4)

It angers me when immigration advocates deliberately seek to gloss over the distinction between legal and illegal immigrants. I came here lawfully, with full knowledge and approval of the US Government. To put me in the same basket as the guys who sneaked in across the border is reprehensible, and wrongfully tarnishes legal immigrants.

May Geraldo's moustache get infested with lice and bedbugs.

/rant

Posted by: Tushar D at August 20, 2007 01:56 PM (IlgNp)

Purple,

But the squirrel program was overseen by supersecret superagent Valerie "Killer Blond" Plame, and since evil Rethuglikkans outed her as revenge for her truth-telling husband telling the truth about their evil lies, they were captured by Iranians and thus the border is now defenseless.

Posted by: TallDave at August 20, 2007 01:58 PM (oyQH2)

6 Alex Jones sounds like the "They Took RRR Jobs!" Rednecks from South Park.

Posted by: sean at August 20, 2007 02:01 PM (a7Ol6)

7 That clip was all kinds of crazy. What chunk of society listens to that radio show? The best part is in the end when he says "Everybody knows who you are new world order...you ruined my life".

Posted by: mike at August 20, 2007 02:17 PM (/InkS)

Alex Jones, who? ...He's making an attempt (feeble) at the "Sam Kinison schtick," but what he really should to do is get a respectable yob, as a carney barker.

Posted by: everydayjoe at August 20, 2007 02:53 PM (LlfEB)

9 Sorry, guys. I was the jack-booted Rethuglican goon that was supposed to kill this guy because he...you know...figured out what we were all up to.

But I had car-pool that morning.

My bad.

Posted by: Natalie at August 20, 2007 04:10 PM (dCigj)

10 I have always believed that Michael Savage was the biggest jackass on the radio.

Apparently, I was wrong.

Savage is to this guy what Perry Como is to Little Richard.

Posted by: JayC at August 20, 2007 06:37 PM (+1O2Q)

11 I'm not surprised the Border Patrol isn't doing their job. Doing their job gets them shot at, abused by lawyers, abused by activists, abused by reporters, abused by judges, abused by politicians, and they sometimes get tossed into jail, too. And they don't even get the barest job satisfaction of knowing they got the job done. No wall, no legal or legislative support, and any aliens they DO haul in get promptly released with a slap on a wrist and a job offer. Somebody here PLEASE make a case as to why the Border Patrol should bother doing their job before the first Tuesday in November, 2008?

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