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Climate Forecasting Models Predict That Increasing Number of Weather Events Will Be Blamed On Global Warming

The science is quite settled on this point. NYC's downpour two days ago? Global warming. Or global wettening. Who knows.

As Jim Geraghty said, "Global warming is what we used to know as 'weather.'"

Did Global Warming Cause NYC Tornado?

Flooded subways? A tornado in Brooklyn? It was tempting to blame it all on global warming.

Plenty of public officials were doing just that in the aftermath of a short but violent thunderstorm that paralyzed the nation's largest mass transit network and tore the roofs off limestone townhouses. But in reality, it is not quite that simple, weather and climate experts say.

Don't worry, that caveat safely out of the way, he'll soon let us know it is, in fact, "quite that simple."

The storm, which gathered strength over Pennsylvania, drenched New Jersey and then pounded the city at sunrise Wednesday was strong but not particularly rare for a hot summer day, said Jeff Warner, a meteorologist at Pennsylvania State University.

Climate scientist James Hansen, director of NASA's Goddard Institute of Space Studies, agreed: "You cannot blame a single specific event, such as this week's storm, on climate change," he said.

"However," he added, "it is fair to ask whether the human changes have altered the likelihood of such events. There the answer seems to be 'yes.'"

James Hansen? Hmmm... where do I know that name from?

Storms, Hansen explained in an e-mail to The Associated Press, are fueled by heat and moisture, and our atmosphere is becoming warmer and more humid.

And that, other experts said, has tended to mean more rain and rain that is more intense.

Plenty of Brooklynites were thinking global warming. What else could be to blame for an honest-to-goodness twister in a place where the word "cyclone" usually means the roller coaster on Coney Island?

The city's top water and sewer official, Department of Environmental Protection Commissioner Emily Lloyd, said the deluge may be evidence that the region is seeing an increase in the type of intense storm cells that used to roll through only once every five or 10 years.

Right. An "increase in the type of intense storm cells that used to roll through only once every five or 10 years."

Umm... when was did the last powerful storm like this rolled through NYC? I'm going to back-of-the-envelope it and say it was about "five or 10 years" ago... if not more.

And as his crews pumped millions of gallons of water from submerged train tracks, Metropolitan Transportation Authority Executive Director Elliot G. Sander said: "We may be dealing with meteorological conditions that are unprecedented."

When did the head of the NYC f'n' subway system become a climate change expert credentialed to authoritatively opine on weather? Probably about the same time he he got rapped for the system's nonexistent rider information system, and needed a scapegoat. As they say, everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything about it, and even better, controlling the weather is not his job, so he really can't be blamed for any of this.

Near article's end Gov. Spitzer claims NYC has had three powerful rainstorms in seven months, which seems to prove global warming is destroying NYC, but I can't seem to recall those previous storms making national headlines.

Incidentally, this article's author is one "David Caruso." Yes, David Caruso.*

Does global warming concern you? (sunglasses off)

Good. Because global warming should concern us all. (sunglasses on)

* Okay, David B. Caruso. Close enough.

Thanks to RobG.


Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM



Comments

1 dirtworshippers

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 10, 2007 01:53 PM (za2Xz)

2

Global warming caused me to be late to work today.

Or was it George Bush?

Dang it, I can't remember.

Posted by: T.Ferg at August 10, 2007 02:02 PM (2YVh7)

3 Is Global Warming the reason it's 61 fucking degrees in NYC today. On August Goddamn 10th?

Posted by: Drew at August 10, 2007 02:04 PM (hlYel)

4 Storms, Hansen explained in an e-mail to The Associated Press, are fueled by heat and moisture, and our atmosphere is becoming warmer and more humid.

Well, can somebody go and tell that bastard that his claims are contradicting the long ass drought that my region is experiencing. Oh, and if some stupid ass scientist comes on and says something stupid like:

 "Lots of rain is Global Warming, but then again lack of rain is also global warming. Effects of Global Warming also includes, but is not limited too; Wind blowing, long winters, short winters, medium winters, hot summers, cold summers, long droughts, short droughts, murderous droughts, tons of floods, lack of floods, pandemonium in the streets, lack of pandemonium in the streets, mild riots, no riots, sun tans, sun burns, frostbite, economic collapse, economic prosperity, lots of hurricanes, no hurricanes, wet dreams, dry dreams, genocide, population booms, cancer, and lastly AIDS."

I believe I'll just scream until I punch the person closest to me to death.

Posted by: Aurvant at August 10, 2007 02:06 PM (PV/4J)

5

>>Is Global Warming the reason it's 61 fucking degrees in NYC today. On August Goddamn 10th?

George Bush does not care about NYC people. He wants them to die of cold weather. Thats why he created global warming.

If you see a logical dosconnect in this comment, you can blame that on George Bush and his global warming too. His initials are GW. Coincidence?

Posted by: Tushar D at August 10, 2007 02:08 PM (IlgNp)

6 >>>Is Global Warming the reason it's 61 fucking degrees in NYC today. On August Goddamn 10th?

Yes.  What's your point?

See post above.

The other night I couldn't get it up.

Why?

Global warming, that's why.

I swear it never happened to me before.  Not before the earth fought back.


Posted by: ace at August 10, 2007 02:10 PM (1UCRY)

7 After a quickie look at google, here's a summary of NYC - NY Metro - NY Vincinity tornadoes from 1950 to present. (hope I used the link button correctly)

I would prefer living in the 2000's global warming decade than the 1970's not global warming decade. Or even rather than the 1950's, or ... ummmm the 80's or the 90's.  Maybe the 60's, too, but there's two and a half years left in this decade so I'll wait on that.

Posted by: Dusty at August 10, 2007 02:13 PM (1Lzs1)

8 The other night I couldn't get it up.

Why?

Global warming, that's why.

Keith Oberdouche had the same problem.

Coincidence?

Don't think so!

Posted by: Mr Minority at August 10, 2007 02:13 PM (NJi0O)

9 I call foul on Dusty for actually using "facts" when discussing Global Warmenatoring.  The only acceptable position is one extrapolated from recent disagreeable weather.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 10, 2007 02:19 PM (za2Xz)

10 Thanks Tushar! It was there right in front of us the whole time.  GW=GW!  I guess everyone was fixated on that whole Bush=Hitler thing.

Posted by: RicardoVerde at August 10, 2007 02:21 PM (r9DD+)

11

Does Ace not getting it up concern you?

 

Posted by: MamaAJ at August 10, 2007 02:22 PM (X6Zdh)

12 Small correction:

"Good. Because global warming... should concern us all."
(sunglasses on)


You have to have the pause. It all falls apart without the dramatic pause.

Posted by: marc at August 10, 2007 02:23 PM (Wmcdj)

13

Actually, both of those previous storms got me stranded in Grand Central, and the Bronx (the different storms), because Metro-North has chicken shit pumps in Melrose. I hope I don't get stuck in Manhattan today. The Harlem line doesn't have a bar car.

 

I stayed home Wednesday morning because I was lucky enough to miss the last train before service shut down around 7:30 am.

 

I'm just waiting for a hurricane to hit the city. It's due, global warming/cooling/just plain weather or not.

Posted by: meep at August 10, 2007 02:23 PM (5j3FI)

14 The other night I couldn't get it up.

Why?


Global warming, that's why.

Some day this will replace 'the dog ate my homework' as the generic excuse for everything.

And yes, the fact that Ace now has a girlfriend who stops by here inhibits me from making the cheap and easy joke. Why? Because I am a gentleman. That's why. But this is what happens when worlds collide.

Posted by: Drew at August 10, 2007 02:23 PM (hlYel)

15 Because I am a gentleman. That's why.

Drew,
What is this?!?!? Trying to make us all look bad?

A Cease and Desist oder will be waiting for you after you get back from lunch.

Posted by: Mr Minority at August 10, 2007 02:31 PM (NJi0O)

16 So if I write "cannot pay my taxes because of global warming" on this year's 1040, I'll be okay with the IRS.

Right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2007 02:31 PM (tVbxd)

17

Does global warming concern you? (sunglasses off)

Good. Because global warming should concern us all. (sunglasses on)

You forgot to cue the music.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 10, 2007 02:34 PM (fs3G2)

18

Global warming turned me into a newt!

...

I got better.

Posted by: Random Peasant at August 10, 2007 02:51 PM (4Au3T)

19 Push some of that cool weather down to Philly. We're still at a global-warming induced 82 on August goddamn 10th!


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at August 10, 2007 03:07 PM (YmPwQ)

20

meep,

you live in/around NY? You must attend the AcePalooza 2007 in Boston on Sept 15th. Bring the hubby along. We will need non AoS lifestyle people so we can mock them.

Posted by: Tushar D at August 10, 2007 03:07 PM (IlgNp)

21 *In* Coney Island, not *on* Coney Island. Coney is a neighborhood, not an actual island. Minor quible with an otherwise impeccably fact-checked article.

Posted by: Pissed NYer at August 10, 2007 03:28 PM (Kc886)

22 Coney Island is not an Island? Next you will tell me Greenwich Village is an urban area and not a village.

Posted by: Tushar D at August 10, 2007 03:31 PM (IlgNp)

23
Tushar,
Don't tell me there are no wet-cells in Battery Park. Please don't tell me that!

Posted by: Mr Minority at August 10, 2007 03:36 PM (NJi0O)

24 Global Warming/Global Climate Change
Some people think that it is impossible for the climate to change. Some people think that humans could play any part in a climate change.
Some people believe that the earth is only 6000 years old and that man and dinosaurs co existed like in the Flintstones.

Posted by: John Ryan at August 10, 2007 03:38 PM (TcoRJ)

25 And some people think that climate change does happen but it's freakin 'NATURE!!!


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at August 10, 2007 04:02 PM (YmPwQ)

26

Mr Minority,

hope you are sitting down. Madison Square Garden.... does not have a single tree or shrub!!!! It's a fcuking sports arena.

Posted by: Tushar D at August 10, 2007 04:17 PM (IlgNp)

27

I have finally figured guys like Hansen and Gore out

they know Global Warming is a crock

when we start another cooling period they can claim they saved the world

plus sell lots of carbon credits

 

Posted by: windansea at August 10, 2007 04:57 PM (8s6Iz)

28 Hey Tushar there are so potted plants around MSG, and some city trees growing out of the sidewalk. And Battery Park was named for the cannon battery that was based there to protect NY harbor. It hosted AA guns in WWII and the military discreetly reactivated an AA battery there after 9/11.

Posted by: Don Carne at August 10, 2007 04:58 PM (wSNS7)

29 Are you guys about to say something disappointing about Hell's Kitchen or Flushing?  At least we'll always have Flatbush.

Posted by: VRWC Agent at August 10, 2007 05:12 PM (gjy1/)

30

I fully intend to blame any future hangnails I get on global warming. 

Logic: The temps are unusually warm and we didn't have any rain for weeks, so my fingers became excessively dry.  This lead to torn skin, pain and in some cases brief bleeding.  I expect the government to start providing free Sally Hansen moisturizing hand lotions to me in order to prevent future hangnails.  Oh, and they need to have more PSAs about this because you can never have enough awareness of the dangers of global warming to your fingernails.

How many of you chivalrous men are willing to purchase carbon credits so my nails can keep looking nice?

Posted by: ConservativeBelle at August 10, 2007 05:18 PM (tVTdZ)

31 17 Does global warming concern you? (sunglasses off)

Good. Because global warming should concern us all. (sunglasses on)

You forgot to cue the music.

Like from Jaws?



Posted by: someone2 at August 10, 2007 05:30 PM (h1PDR)

32 "Madison Square Garden.... does not have a single tree or shrub!!!! It's a fcuking sports arena."

Madison Square Park is really nice though.

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