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Bircheresque Crank: I'm A Bircheresque Crank, And What's Wrong With That?

As I pegged Ron Paul first (to my knowledge) with the appellation "Bircheresque crank," I'm happy to see Ron Paul admitting he's got lots of friends in the John Birch Society.

They understand the Constitution, after all. They know that America is threatened by an insidious fifth-column enemy within, an enemy consisting of terrorists belonging to a cult that seeks nothing short of the destruction of the American Republic.

I speak, of course, of the chairmen and analysts and clerks of the Federal Reserve banking system.

Priorities.

Also from Allah, Screw Loose Change has a great YouTube manifesto from a true conservative (meaning, "Bircheresque crank") who "took the red pill" like Neo and saw the world as it truly is -- a world in which, yes, our own government plotted 9/11.

And yuhhhhp: He's a Ron Paul supporter. Bigtime.


Ron Paul For President

If he's crazy, he's my kind of crazy.

(Joke swiped from Will Ferrell. It just fits in so many situations.)

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM



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Posted by: N. O'Brain at July 20, 2007 07:07 PM (PmWhP)

2 Why blame this on Birchers? They actually had a pretty good history, and message, until Robert Welch died.  Now, they are controlled by the Mormon Church, and things have gone downhill.

Old time Birchers are good people. Robert Welch was a genius, and helped this Country just as much as McCarthy did.

Current numbers of the JBS is less than 12K, so there is no big influence on state affairs. Give them a break. They might be abit off now, but at one time they were right on the mark.

Posted by: maestro at July 20, 2007 07:17 PM (OhiaK)

3 "Now, they are controlled by the Mormon Church, and things have gone downhill."

Link? I've heard lots of ridiculous claims about the LDS church, but this is the first I've heard we control the Birchers.

Posted by: jeremy at July 20, 2007 10:35 PM (4KV0k)

4 I will now get my Chad Mitchell Trio CDs & play "The John Birch Society" and "Barry's Boys", both songs which are about 40 years old, and fit Ron Paul to a "T".

Posted by: exdem13 at July 21, 2007 12:16 AM (G4AdY)

5 Okay, who's going to come up with the LDS-Bircher-RON! conspiracy?

Posted by: Merovign at July 21, 2007 06:04 AM (IaYDo)

6

Oooh, ooh, and throw in the Jews too. No crazy conspiracy is even plausible if you don't include some "NY Moneymen". It's like pie without ice cream, sure it's good, but it's not as good as it could be.

 Hmmmm, the Mormons needed some money to take over the Birchers because they wanted to bring down the WTC so they asked the Jews (and told them not to come to work that day) and then, Ron Paul showed up and that was the end of fiat money.

Now, everybody has to drive Alfa Romeos because Fiats aren't backed by gold.

So? Crazy and rambling enough?

Posted by: Veeshir at July 21, 2007 11:19 AM (zXUuJ)

7 "You know what, I am crazy and I don't give a F***" --Tupac in Juice

Posted by: j at July 21, 2007 04:04 PM (Rm8AO)

8 exdm13:  You know, the line "Join the John Birch Society, holding off the Reds/ We'll use our hands and hearts, and if we must we'll use our heads" actually does fit the Paulites with scary accuracy.

Posted by: SparcVark at July 22, 2007 01:10 AM (pu+6q)

9 #3,  G. Vance Smith was the Mormon in charge for quite awhile. He ran the institution into the ground. After researching for a few minutes, I see that he is no longer affiliated with the JBS. (Things got pretty ugly with the Society for awhile. GVS was a crook and liar. Good Riddance.)

Good news for everyone. Perhaps the LDS influence is fading...

Posted by: maestro at July 22, 2007 01:59 AM (OhiaK)

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