Weep for the Wilsons

Conservatives are often accused of having no heart and no compassion. However, I feel truly awful about the dismissal of Valerie Plame's lawsuit against the Bush administration.

With the case out of court, how are Plame and her husband Joseph Wilson going to attract the media attention which has been their lifeblood since the beginning of this manufactured scandal terrible ordeal?

Actually, I have an idea:

wilsononthestreet.jpg

All we want is to be left alone!

Posted by: Slublog at 08:44 AM



Comments

1 Great. You've gone and blown Joe's new undercover gig.
Wait till Fitzgerald hears about this.

Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2007 08:48 AM (Yn8HA)

2 Wait, is that Joe or Valerie?

Posted by: wiserbud at July 20, 2007 08:53 AM (wWwJR)

3 They can always do Celebrity Jeopardy.

"This person leaked the name of a CIA officer to Bob Novak..."

"Hmmm...."

Posted by: EC at July 20, 2007 08:58 AM (mAhn3)

4 Bwah-ha-HAAAA!

Posted by: Karl Rove at July 20, 2007 09:46 AM (Lc9rf)

5 Now they can get back to the life of anonymity they always cherished -- the kind afforded by book deals, tv interviews, and Vanity Fair cover articles.

Posted by: red speck at July 20, 2007 09:48 AM (Lc9rf)

6 Two words Val -- "hunger strike"

Posted by: Gitmo Jihadis at July 20, 2007 10:03 AM (KoyO/)

7 At least now they can join Cindy Sheehan in her life of exile.
Oh wait......

Posted by: CAD Daddy at July 20, 2007 10:07 AM (U6x6j)

8 Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Republicans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cuz when the going gets tough ... ... ... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

Posted by: Joe "Bluto" Wilson at July 20, 2007 10:15 AM (Z3AmO)

9 I thought that was C. Everett Koop.

Posted by: Tony B at July 20, 2007 10:22 AM (VawGJ)

10 Thosenaive hippie chickswho soldtheir bicycles to fund Joe's valient struggle can wave at theWilsons as they pass in their spanking newLegal Fund Range Rover.
And that's amusing, no matter who you are.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 20, 2007 10:42 AM (uSomN)

11 Here's my original nickname for Joe Wilson:
Spy Fucker!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at July 20, 2007 11:01 AM (JefgB)

12 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Sinistar at July 20, 2007 11:01 AM (Gq/6P)

13 Well, Valerie is still hot, so I guess Joe will have his consolation.

Posted by: weebol at July 20, 2007 11:01 AM (B+qrE)

14 The Mystery of John Kerry Finally Solved

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 20, 2007 11:02 AM (s7Ian)

15 OT but more Robert Byrd goodness here. This time on dog fighting.
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/07/19/video-byrd-goes-nuclear-on-dogfighting-as-only-he-can/

Posted by: CAD Daddy at July 20, 2007 11:25 AM (U6x6j)

16 Um... it's Moon Day today.

Posted by: Mr. Gorsky at July 20, 2007 11:36 AM (I5SzJ)

17 I'd do Valerie. She's hottttt. She has a certain look--you know, she projects this sense that she really knows how to nasty.

I'd do her, treat her like sh*t, and walk away.

Okay, maybe I'd come back for more.

I'm a hypocrite.

Posted by: Steve (the artist formerly known as Ed Snate) at July 20, 2007 11:43 AM (E51GH)

18 On the Byrd front, I feel sorry for the Senate stenographer, with all that stopping, starting, repetition, and minute-long dramatic pauses.

"Crap! Did he say 'What is it about?' four times or five?"

Posted by: red speck at July 20, 2007 12:04 PM (Lc9rf)

19 So, she has a book coming out in the fall, a movie deal, and their retirement to live on. Then what? I guess she can do the speaking circuit, but for how long? No one wants to hear Wilson and what she can talk and write about is limited. Unless they are independently rich, the money is going to run out.

Posted by: dave at July 20, 2007 12:08 PM (IOSPD)

20 All I want to know is when they're going to charged with treason.

Posted by: Jenny at July 20, 2007 12:11 PM (1Qzdb)

21 <sob>Dear God, when will they let the Wilsons out of Abu Ghraib?

Posted by: CheChe at July 20, 2007 12:19 PM (s7Ian)

22 I guess she can do the speaking circuit, but for how long?

Until January 2009. After that, time to polish up the resume.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2007 12:24 PM (tVbxd)

23 Breaking. Hot damn! We're going to nuke Iran and hopefully, the moon, too.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 20, 2007 12:33 PM (s7Ian)

24 Breaking. Hot damn! We're going to nuke Iran and hopefully, the moon, too.
Too much information!!

Posted by: dave at July 20, 2007 12:35 PM (IOSPD)

25 Maybe they'll find his head while thery're in there.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at July 20, 2007 12:48 PM (U6x6j)

26 That photoshop reminded me of something else.

Posted by: Sean M. at July 20, 2007 01:09 PM (XFqvL)

27 Cheneyfantasizes aboutdiplomatic note to Putin: "Go ahead, bitch... make my 2.5 hours! Do I have 12boomers at sea, or only 11? Kindalost trackmyself, bitch. So, you feeling lucky today, bitch? Well, are you?"

Posted by: sherlock at July 20, 2007 01:26 PM (N7uu0)

28 Whenever I think about this situation, I envision Wilson and Plame chasing a TV truck down the street while screaming at the crew to leave them alone.

Posted by: Steve L. at July 20, 2007 01:31 PM (hpZf2)

29 Hey...Ace gets a mention in amateur lefty webzine Slate for The New Republic stories from Iraq BS. More impressively, it's covered on NROs The Tank blog.

The passionately conservative Ace of Spades has no trouble believing the story's a fake: "The New Republic
has had a long and troubled past with
too-ideologically-good-to-be-true, too-difficult-to-verify but
too-juicy-not-to-run stories in the past. Now an anonymous 'soldier' is
reporting for them (illegally, one presumes) from Iraq, and is telling
implausible stories that just so happen to portray his 'fellow
soldiers' as vicious monsters."

I am not so sure that Ace is 'passionately conservative' as much as he is just hopped on Valu-Right and no sleep most of the time when he posts.

Posted by: Drew at July 20, 2007 01:40 PM (hlYel)

30 I followed the link above to the story about Cheney being in charge during Bush's colonoscopy, and then (foolishly) read the comments. About eighty-five community college sophomores made exactly the same joke, one after another. Someday I'd like to meet a Lefty who has had even one original thought during his life.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 20, 2007 01:41 PM (I5SzJ)

31 Cheney dozes of in the President's chair and dreams ofresolving the Plame affair: "Have Joe Wilson shot immediately. Small caliber, to the nuts if you can find 'em."
"Then bring our littleVal to me in the Lincoln bedroom.After takinga ride on the "USS Cheney" for a couple of hours,she'll rat out every traitor in the CIA... if I threaten to STOP!"

Posted by: sherlock at July 20, 2007 01:43 PM (N7uu0)

32 >>Someday I'd like to meet a Lefty who has had even one original thought during his life.
Trimegistus,
you are too late. 124 years late.

Posted by: Tushar D at July 20, 2007 01:54 PM (IlgNp)

33 In related news, Kos cancelled his JetBlue American Express card.

Posted by: mrp at July 20, 2007 02:09 PM (YoUeo)






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