Who Gives A Rat's Ass: Sen. David Vitter Implicated In DC Madam's Phone Records, Apologies For Error In His Past

Eh. The only thing that will ruin you is being caught with a dead girl or live boy.

No one's claiming the escorts are dead.

Ergo, I don't care.

Really? Allah mentions that this might hurt Rudy, since Vitter is one of his southern campaign chairmen.

Well, Mayor Villaraigosa of LA is embroiled in major sex scandal of his own, and he's one of Hillary Clinton's four national campaign chairs.

True, the media will be interested in one and not at all in the other (what is inside Hillary that draws her to "bad boys"? Must be all that raging female heterosexuality!), but hey, if we're looking at campaign chairs, the Democrats don't have a lot of room to talk.

Connecting The Dots: Mickey Kaus tries, again, to establish a Bill Clinton-Princess Diana affair.

I doubt it. Both seem pretty centered to me, highly disciplined types well above a tawdry affair that might put their respective countries into crisis.

Correction: PetiteDov corrects me and says that Kaus is only trying to link Diana and billionaire Teddy Forstmann. Is that all? I guess on second reading it does appear that way; but what's that bit about listening to conversations that mention another woman that might surface with allegations about Bill?


Bob Livingston's Replacement: Fishwrap rounds up reactions and notes...

Vitter was first elected to Congress in a 1999 special election to replace former House Speaker Bob Livingston, who resigned after admitting on the House floor that he had committed adultery.

Fishwrap asks how could a Havard educated man be so dumb? In Vitter's defense, he was using prostitutes before that 1999 special election -- indeed, he was using them during the Clinton impeachment crisis. So he's not dumb at all. I guess.

But seriously, what causes this? Well, first, normal human nature. Including humans' drives to act in selfish but self-destructive ways. A strong dose of arrogance (most of the people in Washington have never, ever lost a single campaign for office -- that's how they got to Washington!) verging on believing they're untouchable only compounds that. Someone who's never really had to pay for bad behavior will be inclined to commit more bad behavior.

Toss in the general low ethics and morality of DC and buddy system of politicians protecting each other and even recommending whores to each other and you've got a Sex Panther level stink of licentiousness and entitlement.

But really, who cares? It's his wife's and family's problem, not mine. It's time to MoveOn.org.

Posted by: Ace at 12:47 PM



Comments

1 Whatev!

When they kick Kennedy out for killing a young girl, then I might care.

All fall short...

Posted by: Stormy70 at July 10, 2007 12:50 PM (Y+o71)

2 He's from Louisiana. As long as he wasn't keeping a hooker in the freezer, he's fine.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 10, 2007 12:53 PM (Xx0xl)

3 I'm waiting for JackM to be outed on this list.

"Hello? Yes, I'd like some......company. Hmmm? Oh, I'd like a caucasian brunette with long hair, speaks with a slight southern accent, and wants to be called Mary...Mary Katharine. How much is that going to set me back?"

Posted by: EC at July 10, 2007 12:54 PM (mAhn3)

4 I guarantee the Media will flood the zone on this story, whether its a big deal or not.

Remember, its not the hooker, its the (R) after the name of the guy who hired the hooker.

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 12:54 PM (Gq/6P)

5 OT, or maybe related:
How do you get even with an ex-friend?
Become a porn star and then use her name as your name in your performances

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 01:02 PM (IlgNp)

6 If this was a girlfriend then there might be something there, but since the woman in question is a whore it's obvious that he was just getting his dick wet. Busting a nut, so to speak. And yes at least it was with a woman and no sheep were hurt.

Posted by: Don Carne at July 10, 2007 01:02 PM (wSNS7)

7 Its news to everybody simply due to the fact that the authoritarian repubs want to control YOUR lives, but they cannot control their own lives. Is it too hard to understand that if you make your political mark by being a 'family values' candidate, that candidate should follow the advise they give to you? I guess after 6 yrs of lying, it just doesn't matter any longer. Sigh...

Posted by: Tom at July 10, 2007 01:05 PM (mtC8Q)

8 Once this gets worked up (and you know it will). the MSM will be in the position of having told us at one point lying about sex (to a federal judge) is okay because it's 'just about sex' but lying admitting to having sex is cause for removal from office.

What could the difference in these two cases be?

And considering he's from Louisiana (home of the greatest political bumper sticker ever in the Edwin Edwards v. David Duke Governor's race: "Vote For the Crook. It's Important.") does this even register?

Posted by: Drew at July 10, 2007 01:06 PM (gNyUT)

9 Guys! We got a live one!
Hello, Tom!

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 01:07 PM (IlgNp)

10 I care. I can't stand a foolish man and Vitter is one. He's not my Senator, but I think I have permission to be disgusted by him and his whiny-ass ways.

Posted by: SarahW at July 10, 2007 01:08 PM (wF/xI)

11 Look y'all. Tom sighed. Is that his first sigh?
Before long he'll be walking around, holding onto the furniture with his little troll mitts.
And then he'll be riding a bicycle (without a helmet since troll heads are unbreakable -- it's science).
Then his first date with the girl whose family lives under the bridge.

Ahh... I'm getting a little misty.

Posted by: Anchorman de Blog at July 10, 2007 01:08 PM (jAbgl)

12 Its news to everybody simply due to the fact that the authoritarian repubs want to control YOUR lives, but they cannot control their own lives.
Students...here is a classic case of what we in the trade call projection.

Posted by: Dr. Freud at July 10, 2007 01:11 PM (GFaLW)

13 It's OK for Dems to visit whores, which is an illegal and immoral activity, but not OK for Republicans, because they actuallystandforlaw n' order and objective standards of morality.
I can go along with that.

Posted by: lauraw at July 10, 2007 01:13 PM (te89b)

14 My daughter's eyes welled with tears as I tried to explain to her that Senator Vitter had employed "escorts" from a notorious DC Madam.

"But Papa," she sobbed, "do the people not understand that authoritarian repubs try to control our lives but can't control their own?"

I felt hot tears rushing down my face as I tried to comfort her. And then I gently pushed her face down on to my knob.

Posted by: Che-Che at July 10, 2007 01:13 PM (1UCRY)

15 Its news to everybody simply due to the fact that the authoritarian repubs want to control YOUR lives, but they cannot control their own lives.

You mean kinda like authoritarian Liberals who want to take away people's guns, even abusing OSHA to try and so so, who want to regulate smoking(yes some NannyCons do it too, but mostly liberals), who want to impose environmental regulations on cars and homes, impose tax penalties on sucessful people, who want to force you to use public schools and public health care?

Do yourself a favor jackass, go back to the Kos feverswamps, you're way out of your league.

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:16 PM (Gq/6P)

16 I was goind to make these points, but Sinistar commented with doubleplus speed.

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 01:18 PM (IlgNp)

17 Che-Che at July 10, 2007 01:13 PM


HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:18 PM (Gq/6P)

18 Between che-che's comment, and the Harry Potter post, what the eff is happening to this blog???

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 01:18 PM (IlgNp)

19 I was goind to make these points, but Sinistar commented with doubleplus speed.

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:19 PM (Gq/6P)

20 I find it not at all surprising that of the clients outed so far, allhappen to be R's.

Posted by: EC at July 10, 2007 01:20 PM (mAhn3)

21 Tushar, check the hash on Che-Che...

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:20 PM (Gq/6P)

22 Its news to everybody simply due to the fact that the authoritarian repubs want to control YOUR lives

This is liberal code for 'against abortion'.

Tom here's a news flash...just because you are 'pro-choice' doesn't mean it's okay to regulate just about every other human activity (health care, speech codes and energy consumption, to name just of a few of the things lefties love to regulate) and still call yourself a lover of individual rights.

Posted by: Drew at July 10, 2007 01:21 PM (gNyUT)

23 Its news to everybody simply due to the fact that the authoritarian
repubs want to control YOUR lives, but they cannot control their own
lives.

And all this time I thought it was the Dems who wanted to control every aspect of my life. Thanks for setting me straight Tom!

BTW your shoe's untied - need some help?

Posted by: SOC at July 10, 2007 01:21 PM (1/F/d)

24 EC, apparently the whole list is out there. Theres got to be some Dems on that list, unless they all get themselves serviced from the DuPont circle crowd.

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 01:21 PM (IlgNp)

25 Sinistar, I know that che-che is our esteemed host. But the Harry Potter thread disturbed me no end.

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 01:22 PM (IlgNp)

26 I wonder if that phone list has been "cleaned" to protect the innocent.

Posted by: EC at July 10, 2007 01:24 PM (mAhn3)

27 I knew you wouldn't handle that one well Tushar, keep in mind Andrew wrote that Potter post, not Ace.

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:25 PM (Gq/6P)

28 Oh, yeah, and the Fairness Doctrine too, forgot that bit.

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:26 PM (Gq/6P)

29 Did anyone notice it's a Louisiana Republican that's implicated first?

That cannot be a coincidence. The Dem's Louisiana machine was roiled by Katrina: its capitive black ghetto has fled the swamps they used to call home, for better, empowered lives in Texas, Washington, California and Arizona.

All the state's corrupt party is left with is a whore's tattle-tales! And, they'll be damned it they're not gonna use it.

[BTW: why is a hooker always called a "Madam" when she's tattling on politicians? Looks like someone's pimping the whore's cred's, if you ask me.]

Posted by: steveaz at July 10, 2007 01:28 PM (/yC9R)

30 Ace,

You really don't have a problem with Senator Vitter publicly repudiating the Ace of Spades Lifestyle? Eh tu Ace? Eh tu?

Posted by: Shtetl G at July 10, 2007 01:29 PM (VOWis)

31 Let's consider the real lesson to be learned here...if you are going to hire prostitutes make sure you use a disposable pre-paid cell phone not traceable back to you.

Posted by: Drew at July 10, 2007 01:30 PM (gNyUT)

32 Shtetl, thaat would be Et Tu?

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:30 PM (Gq/6P)

33 Shtetl, thaat would be Et Tu?



Sinistar, maybe Shtel's Canadian.

Posted by: Drew at July 10, 2007 01:34 PM (gNyUT)

34 Eh tu Sinistar? Eh tu? Part of the Ace of Spades involves mangling latin whenever possible.. I repeat eh tu?

Posted by: Shtetl G at July 10, 2007 01:36 PM (VOWis)

35 I forgot lifesytle in the last post.

Posted by: Shtetl G at July 10, 2007 01:36 PM (VOWis)

36 I don't have a problem with regular guys hiring hookers,but I think Vitter is arrogant for campaigning as a Republican, family values guy while using prostitutes.
It's like Ted Kennedy speachifying for green power, then suing when someone wants to build a windfarm on his front lawn.
I hate to agree with liberal posters like Tom, but Vitter is a hypocrite.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at July 10, 2007 01:41 PM (ych3G)

37 This is Louisiana we're talking about. It might help him.

Posted by: someone at July 10, 2007 01:44 PM (TXnhk)

38 what is inside Hillary that draws her to "bad boys"
I can guess what's not inside Hillary

Posted by: PattyAnn at July 10, 2007 01:47 PM (t+FKE)

39 Its news to everybody simply due to the fact that the authoritarian repubs want to control YOUR lives

As opposed to who? The Democrats, who want everybody to be able to do and say as they please? Yeah. Right. How naive are you?

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at July 10, 2007 01:47 PM (m0jwK)

40 Speaking of controlling people's lives... Is it true that in the past when Presidents wanted to spy on someone in this country, they would just ask an ally to do it for them? From what I've read Clinton relied heavily on Canada and Great Britain to look at "persons of interest." Not to mention the IRS and our own spy satellites(he supposedly illegally turned US spy satellites on US citizens following the OKCity Bombing).

Posted by: bonhomme at July 10, 2007 01:48 PM (jvG2F)

41 Meh. So now Bobby Jindal can be the governor and the Senator!

Yeaahaaa! You can do it, Bobby!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 10, 2007 01:49 PM (s7Ian)

42 Vitter is now a liability.Keeping him around is not going to help the conservative cause.If he stays, we can all expect him to become a Bob Packwood RINO, for pretty much the same reason Packwood turned left.
"Why yes, Ms Steinem, I have indeedseen the errors of my patriarchal ways and that is why I have co-written this bipartisanPrevention Of All Exploitation Against Women Now bill with my fellow non-vagina-exploiter, Edward Kennedy. All that remains is for the President to sign it."

Posted by: David Ross at July 10, 2007 01:50 PM (Mi7Wp)

43 Sure adolfo, Vitter's a hypocrite on matters of family values (I didn't care about the Affair portion of the Lewinsky Affair), I don't really care about that stuff, as long as he isn't being a hypocrite and going lefty on issues like health care, economic issues, immigration, combatting the Jihadists, guns and personal liberties, I don't fucking care!

Posted by: Sinistar at July 10, 2007 01:52 PM (Gq/6P)

44 So how much you wanna bet that of the DC madam's clinets, all of them were Republicans?

Posted by: Iblis at July 10, 2007 01:52 PM (9221z)

45 I'm trying to think of some aspect of my life that Republicans want to control.

They don't try to control how I spend my money, or how I earn it. They don't try to control what I say or what I read. They don't try to control what I hear on the radio. They don't try to control what I teach my kids. They don't try to control what I eat and drink. They don't try to control what I drive. They don't try to control where I live. They don't try to control where I shop.

Those are all targets of liberal thought police.

So here's a question: why is it that liberals want to control everything about our lives (except baby-killin') but can't control their own urges to shriek insults?

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 10, 2007 01:53 PM (Xx0xl)

46 Tushar:

DuPont Circle?!? That's a riot!

Posted by: eddiebear at July 10, 2007 01:57 PM (wnU1W)

47 Does anyone remember KLUTE and WHAT TIME is it?

Posted by: Davewing plover in Texas at July 10, 2007 02:02 PM (pzen5)

48 eddibear,
IIRC, DuPont Circle is the hangout for DC's gay community. I am sure they have a large clientelle of Dem apparatchiks.

Posted by: Tushar D at July 10, 2007 02:04 PM (IlgNp)

49 How do you get even with an ex-friend?

I knew a woman who posted on the internet who had an unusual first and last name. She learned that some porn star was using it. She just laughed it off. Don't know if I would do the same.

Posted by: dave at July 10, 2007 03:09 PM (9zCLi)

50 Getting caught with a live (underage, even) boy didn't hurt that one Dem rep who took the page to Europe and got re-elected a couple times afterwards. I remember he had an ironic name, but I can't remember what it is! Died in the midst of the Foley thing... Chubb? Shagg?


"The Democrats, who want everybody to be able to do and say as they please?" Well. They want everybody to DO anyone they please, unless you have an R after your name.

Posted by: Heather at July 10, 2007 03:11 PM (yG+tb)

51 The mayoral scandal in LA has high entertainment value. Besides porking a lot of women, he has done nothing for the city in two years.

Posted by: dave at July 10, 2007 03:19 PM (9zCLi)

52 Become a porn star and then use her name as your name in your performances

An old "friend" did that to me once. It was a cruel, cruel trick.

Posted by: John Holmes at July 10, 2007 03:48 PM (/V4PN)

53 There's the old story about the British diplomat named Stafford Cripps. He was slightly dyslexic and once introduced himself as "Stifford Crapps". I always thought that was a much better name for the humor value alone.

Posted by: Monty at July 10, 2007 03:50 PM (UdJCa)

54 How did Vitter vote on Shamnesty again - in the end that is all that counts!

Posted by: Robert at July 10, 2007 03:59 PM (54Rqu)

55 "he had an ironic name, but I can't remember what it is! Died in the midst of the Foley thing... Chubb? Shagg?"

Gerry Studds

Posted by: Geoffb at July 10, 2007 04:04 PM (9U2+/)

56 Vitter is pretty much a hardcore conservative.
Oh, and he was a leader in the anti-amnesty fight.
It wouldn't surprise me if all the names on the DC Madam's list were 'Pubs. The Dems get the hippie chicks for free.

Posted by: Darth Vitter at July 10, 2007 04:39 PM (I/h9P)

57 It wouldn't surprise me if all the names on the DC Madam's list were 'Pubs.

However, the DC Master's list, that's a different story.

Yummy.

Vote Edwards '08!

Posted by: John Edwards at July 10, 2007 04:48 PM (IHbof)

58 At least he paid the girl. All Monica got was stuck with the cleaning bill for a dress.

Posted by: Aries37 at July 10, 2007 05:30 PM (Xgw8S)

59 Geoffb--thanks!

Posted by: Heather at July 10, 2007 06:11 PM (KrC26)

60 I haven't been this distraught till that other guy that I'd never heard of got busted with meth and a male whore in Colorado. Haggard I think he name was. Of course, it all pales in comparison to the shame I felt when that one bald dude I'd never heard of got caught asking questions of the President while have gay websites.

Or something.

Posted by: jeremy at July 10, 2007 07:39 PM (4KV0k)

61 UPDATE:
Vitter apparently visited a local (New Orleans) whorehouse as well:
http://blog.nola.com/updates/2007/07/madam_vitter_a_client_at_canal.html
Louisiana's self-inflicted humiliations will never end.

Posted by: max at July 10, 2007 08:58 PM (OYeDg)

62 I won't complain. Me and a buddy went to Prague after we got back from OIF one, and threw some money down. Let him who is without sin, and all that.
And it would suprise me not at all if there were no Dems on the list. Last I checked, patchouli oil and bong residue weren't considered erotic on this side of the fence.

Posted by: Secundus at July 11, 2007 12:30 AM (+zGk2)

63 And we really do suck at sex scandals on this side of the Atlantic. In Britain, I don't think they even report it until you're found dead in a tutu with a Snickers bar up your ass.

Posted by: Secundus at July 11, 2007 12:32 AM (+zGk2)

64 Eh. This isn't big news until a Democratic Senator is found on the list - then it will be big news. Each side will go back and forth until they look up and realize an overwhelming majority of politicians, "D" or "R," whore it up.
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Because they can.

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