16 Terrorists "Directly Linked" To May 12 Attack on/Capture of Our Troops Caught

Ticking time-bomb time: the hypothetical Andrew Sullivan and John McCain say never happens in reality.

Torturer/killers know where our boys are. They already tortured and killed one of our troops; doubtless they have the same planned for the remaining two, if they haven't tortured and killed them already.

So: Shall we protect these nice fellers from harsh treatment and physical discomfort while our troops are getting drills through their hands and heated irons to their faces and genitals?

Is that "moral"?

U.S. and Iraqi troops have detained 16 people they say are "directly related to the attack" on May 12 in which three U.S. soldiers were apparently captured, a U.S. military official said.
The three men disappeared after insurgents attacked a U.S. military observation post in the Mahmoudiya area, in a stretch known as the Triangle of Death.
Four American soldiers and an Iraqi soldier were found dead at the scene of the ambush.
The body of one of the three missing soldiers was found floating in the Euphrates River on Wednesday.
An intense search continues near the river for the other two men, Spc. Alex R. Jimenez, 25, of Lawrence, Massachusetts, and Pvt. Byron W. Fouty, 19, of Waterford, Michigan.
...
On Friday, hundreds of soldiers from the 1st Battalion, 23rd Infantry Regiment Stryker Battalion searched fish farms in a swampy area 11 miles south of Yusufiya, the military said.
They found 14 weapons caches and 3,000 pounds of explosives and ammunition, much of it buried in 55-gallon drums, the military said.
...
The location may have been a crossing point to transport the missing soldiers from one side of the river to the other, the military said.

Some poor brave soul at Al Qaeda just passed me the following memo:

UNCLASSIFIED
AL QAEDA DEPT. OF LOGISTICS & SUPPLIES
Document: 007-THX1138
The capture of so much of our ammunition and explosives will require cut-backs in the issuance of ordinance to jihadi fighters in the coming weeks. All AQ Customer Slaughter Representatives will be receiving one (1) magazine of ammunition and one (1) Merriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck shortsword from the Lord of the Rings collection, with which to kill infidels until the supply problems have been corrected. There are also a limited number of replica Glaives from Krull (first come, first serve).
Thank you for your patience, and your continued excellent work for the Al Qaeada Customer Slaughhter Team.

(signed)
MGPT/c Mohammad "Smitty" Abduallah
GXRPGOZINE/stm Fazzeel Abrahim Al-Tikrit (formerly Fazeel Abraihim Al-Short Hills, NJ)
Official Al Qaeda Department of Suppy & Logistics follows again to guarantee this document's authenticity.

Our beloved mascot,
"Flappy" the Jew-Eating Eagle

Posted by: Ace at 09:45 PM

Comments

1 An eagle seal, yep, it's real, pass it on!!!!

On another note: ahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: Seixon at May 26, 2007 09:55 PM (tSnqq)

2 If anyone of the these scum know what happened to the soldiers, there is one really simple way to find out. Threaten them with pork. If you think they are lying, there is no need to gouge an eye out, electrocute them, or anything like that. Just threaten to rub some bacon on them. They would sell out anyone/anything to prevent them from losing their precious 72.

I <3 Flappy.

Posted by: former republican at May 26, 2007 09:57 PM (7rZO4)

3 Hey, look over there...a bunny!

Posted by: The MSM at May 26, 2007 10:00 PM (VgTsb)

4 Dude I would totally take the Glaive. That thing rocked.

Posted by: Entropy at May 26, 2007 10:08 PM (HgAV0)

Al queda doesn't hate our way of life, they hat that we have the hottest women with the best tits for the best suckling, and they don't get a part.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 26, 2007 10:09 PM (QTv8u)

6 The three men disappeared after insurgents attacked

Damned insurgents. If they'd just quit attacking us we could kill the terrorists. Blast it!

Posted by: HerrMorgenholz at May 26, 2007 10:17 PM (K/lgF)

7 I'm lovin' Flappy.

Posted by: geoff at May 26, 2007 10:17 PM (I/w6Z)

http://www.mihummel.com/collection_detail.asp?link=1&ItemID=515

Hehehehe...he's praying to allah.

Or preparing to be mounted.

Hard to tell the difference with those guys...More then one reason why you should never turn your back on them.

Posted by: Entropy at May 26, 2007 10:22 PM (HgAV0)

I've loved flappy's for years.

OH! You meant the FUCKING EAGLE! nevermind.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 26, 2007 10:27 PM (QTv8u)

10 One of these 7th century pigfucking Mohammedan cultists should be Drawn & Quartered™ in front of the other pigfuckers and if they don't talk lobotomize one and stick explosives in the hole blowing his head to allah.

Offer them a quick death for information and their families will also be spared. If they don't talk, get medieval on them.

Posted by: The Great Satan™ at May 26, 2007 10:29 PM (Q4mTk)

11 If there's the slightest chance these fuckers know something that might lead to our guys we should have to do everything we can to get the information we need. My thought is cutting off their dicks and feeding them to them.

If that doesn't work, then I think we should resort to drastic methods.

Seriously, nothing is off the table when it comes to getting our guys back from these terrorist scumbags. If it works, then Andrew Sullivan, John McCain and the rest can go face these soldiers and their families and explain why they wouldn't have taken the steps necessary to make it happen. And God forbid we don't get our guys back, those same SOBs can go to the families and tell them why it was better to not hurt the terrorists and let the soldiers die.

Posted by: Drew at May 26, 2007 10:37 PM (gNyUT)

12 On f'in fire.

Posted by: someone at May 26, 2007 10:38 PM (LS1TS)

13 Actually, I think Fazzeel Abrahim Al-Tikrit was originally from Livingston.

Posted by: Gavin M. at May 26, 2007 10:46 PM (Fuluy)

14 Threatening death to a bunch of suicide terrorists isn't going to do much. We've got a much bigger threat we can use: "Tell us where they are or we'll let you go with a big public thank-you for your cooperation. Not only will you die and be reviled as a traitor, but your friends will murder your family."

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 26, 2007 11:28 PM (tC9on)

I maintained my composure right up until "Flappy, the Jew-Eating Eagle." At that point, it was all over.

You, sir, are a weapon.

Posted by: apotheosis at May 26, 2007 11:41 PM (xWk3U)

Waterboard their asses until they tell us where the troops are. After the troops are rescured, crucify them.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at May 27, 2007 12:29 AM (IZqHg)

Start light and finish heavy. They have no reason to exist until and after they give up the information that we need. There isn't a single war in our countries history where we would have done anything else.

Don't worry about the Sullivan crowd even mentioning this sort of thing. He thinks he has some sort of moral high ground (truth is that one of the few things everyone would agree on is him going back to wherever he came from and nobody actually cares about andrew sullivan or his opinion on anything) and this does not fit his agenda. His fricken agenda! Who is this clown and why should anyone care what he thinks? He isn't relevant to anything.

Posted by: mike at May 27, 2007 01:46 AM (/InkS)

Anybody remember the general who was in charge of US forces during World War One? Name started with a 'P'? Can't remember it now, but the point is, he was in charge of a US force during the Phillipine Insurrection. He's fighting fanatic tribesmen; nothing seems to work. But they're Muslim.

So he captures a few of them. Makes them dig graves. Then his troopers bring out a bunch of pigs, slaughter them, and dump the guts in the graves. Then he ties them ( the rebels, that is) to posts. His men dip their bullets into the pig blood, and shoot them all--except one. They let him go: "Tell your friends what happens to people who fuck with us."

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Secundus at May 27, 2007 05:05 AM (KMLfE)

19 I believe it was Pershing, wasn't it?

Posted by: g3cko at May 27, 2007 06:22 AM (IZxdK)

20 Pershing also wrapped their corpses in pigskin. Or so the story goes.

Posted by: captkidney at May 27, 2007 09:11 AM (0JRKb)

21 16? Please, that makes for a great deal of example making before you run out of information sources.

Posted by: captkidney at May 27, 2007 09:14 AM (0JRKb)

22 I've known Flappy for decades and will vouch for his credibility.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 27, 2007 10:15 AM (VgTsb)

23 Burn 'em down Wyatt. They're bugs Wyatt and there's just one thing to do with bugs.

Posted by: The Real Sporer at May 27, 2007 12:46 PM (i7cok)

I agree, get all pershing on them, and thats where it starts, then we get nasty

Our boys carry knifes to fight to the end, no one wants to be taken prisoner by these slime

Posted by: viperdisorder at May 27, 2007 02:22 PM (4GS1g)

25 [url=http://www.j-pure.co.jp]ãƒ‘ãƒ†ãƒƒã‚¯ãƒ•ã‚£ãƒªãƒƒãƒ—[/url]ã€[url=http://www.recovery-service.net/]ãƒ‘ã‚½ã‚³ãƒ³ä¿®ç†[/url]ã€ [url=http://www.tways.co.jp/]ãƒ™ãƒ“ãƒ¼ç”¨å“[/url]ã€[url=http://sanritsuhome.jp/]ãƒªãƒ•ã‚©ï¼ãƒ åå¤å±‹ [/url]ã€[url=http://www.grasoftseo.com/]SEO[/url]æœåŠ¡å°½åœ¨[url=http://www.bjfangwu.com]åŒ—äº¬ç§Ÿæˆ¿[/url]ä¸,

Posted by: SEO at June 11, 2007 12:46 AM (14lhP)

26 Mr. Gates told the Senate Appropriations Committee, “When I speak of a long-term presence, I’m thinking of a very modest U.S. presence with no permanent bases, where we can continue to go after Al Qaeda in Iraq and help the Iraqi forces.”

He added that “in my head” he envisioned a force as a quarter of the current combat brigades.

网络营销策划,网络营销,网络推广,网站推广,关键词名片

There are now 20 combat brigades in the country, a number that is scheduled to drop to 15 by next summer. Mr. Gates has previously expressed hope that if security conditions in the country continue to improve, force levels in Iraq could drop to 10 brigades by the end of 2008.

Mr. Gates gave no timetable for reaching that force level or for how long the forces would be required to stay. He added that there had been no detailed planning by the Pentagon about what level of forces would be required on a more or less permanent basis.

A combat brigade has 3,500 to 4,500 soldiers, leaving a minimum of 17,500 combat troops in Iraq under the plan Mr. Gates described. The total American force required would probably end up being at least twice that, because of the need for support troops and other related personnel.

Mr. Gates also laid out at the hearing a Bush administration request for an added $42 billion for war-related expenses in 2008. The request increases to nearly $190 billion the amount the Bush administration is seeking for 2008 to finance military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan. In February, the administration asked for $141.7 billion for the wars, an amount that officials said at the time was an estimate that could increase.

The Appropriations Committee chairman, Senator Robert C. Byrd, a Democrat from West Virginia, responded with blistering criticism of the administration’s Iraq strategy and warned that his panel would not “rubber stamp” Mr. Bush’s requests for war financing.

“The president and his supporters claim that we’re now finally on the cusp of progress and that we must continue to stay the course,” Mr. Byrd said. “I’ve heard that before. Call me a skeptic, but we have heard this tune before. Yes, haven’t we?”

Antiwar protesters in the hearing room responded with cries of “Yes! Yes!”

Mr. Byrd later had the room cleared of protesters after they disrupted an answer by Gen. Peter Pace, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Mr. Gates said $11 billion of the requested money was for building 15,000 heavily armored vehicles designed to better withstand the roadside bombs that cause the majority of American casualties in Iraq.

The Pentagon also seeks $9 billion to repair and refit American equipment stocks. The administration is also requesting $1 billion to train Iraqi security forces, bringing the total 2008 request for training funds to $5.7 billion.

But Mr. Gates said that American troops, “under some of the most trying conditions, have done far more than what was asked of them, and far more than what was expected.”

Posted by: bubba at September 26, 2007 11:21 PM (AwW9r)

Posted by: ²È½Ð¾¯½÷ at January 30, 2009 06:27 AM (hXNNS)

How did Nexon America begin maple story and what exactly is Wizet’s relationship to Nexon? What is Wizet’s current status?Nexon America is Nexon Corporation’s North American publishing maple story mesos and game service arm. We started with the localization of MapleStory for North America, and have grown to support multiple game launches in North America. Wizet is the developer of maplestory mesos and also a subsidiary of Nexon Corporation. The Wizet team continues to develop and add content to maple story around the world.

Posted by: gfd at September 28, 2009 05:40 AM (mef7U)

29 discount Discount Boots
Womens UGG
UGG Shoes
UGG Australia
UGG UK
UGG USA
discount ugg boots
cheap ugg boots
air force 1 shoes
Nike air force
air force 1 mens
air force 1 boots
air force onefree shipping

Posted by: airforceoneshop at November 01, 2009 07:49 PM (wMYD4)

30 buy air force 1 shoes
Nike air force
air force 1 mens
air force 1 boots
air force one
UGG Boots
UGG Australia
UGG Shoes
UGG Sale
Cheap UGG
mbt cheap
mbt sale
mbt uk
mbt shoes cheap
buy mbt shoes
shoes mbt saleform usa

Posted by: airforceoneshop at November 09, 2009 05:19 AM (pEyMs)

Posted by: ugg boots at November 14, 2009 09:06 AM (s7MB5)

Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 05:34 AM (xpuiO)

Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 09:36 AM (xpuiO)

Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 09:26 PM (xpuiO)

Posted by: replica watches at November 18, 2009 06:40 AM (C/zDM)

36 The proper function of man is to live, but not to exist.ugg classic cardyConquer fear of death and you are put into possession of your life. ugg classic tallThere is a time to speak and a time to be silent. ugg knightsbridgefree shippingmbt cheap
mbt sale
mbt uk
mbt shoes cheap
buy mbt shoes
shoes mbt sale

Posted by: mbtshoesbuy at November 25, 2009 05:34 AM (fd1jz)

Posted by: replica watches at December 04, 2009 09:25 AM (bsW/x)

38 I will have a hard time buying ugg classic cardy at normal brick and mortar store for now on knowing that I can browse the largest selection I have ever seen and purchase confidently. Thanks for being a great company.Although your ugg boots cardy website is entered by users, the site has a lot of accurate and useful information on it.your net shop is kept to a minimum and favours websites connected to the ugg cardy boots Web Design Library in appearance and subject.
The popular blue ugg is renowned for its comfort. But some doctors worry that the popular black ugg could cause serious foot pain in the long run.So some podiatrists across the country are telling ugg classic cardy lovers to watch their steps. In fact,there is nothing wrong!
The crochet boots online retailer also knows bargain-hungry shoppers are scouring the Web for discounts, and its UGG Classic Crochet rivals are more than happy to provide them. So it is putting coupon codes on ugg classic crochet that customers can use to save money on its site.

Posted by: makol UGG at December 05, 2009 12:22 PM (cmMdO)

Posted by: wholesale jewelry at December 16, 2009 08:14 AM (1dySH)

Posted by: replica watches at December 19, 2009 03:45 AM (wd3Wb)

Posted by: wholesale jewelry at December 21, 2009 01:10 AM (1dySH)

Posted by: wholesale jewelry at December 28, 2009 02:09 AM (1dySH)

Posted by: nike air max at January 20, 2010 06:35 PM (CZv6h)

44 Factors Replica Watches About The Rolex replica watches Oyster The Oyster is so closely get in touch with Rolex, and it is inevitably that some people think these are the only Replica watches Rolex manufacture. Others suppose that there is a single Oyster watch. But as a matter of fact, the name Oyster does not actually meant for a rolex Watches particular watch you can buy rolex watches or even to a series but to a type of case that available in some of the Rolex ranges. History The Oyster case was first released in 1926. The objective was to protect the workings of the watch from dust and moisture. Early watches were far from waterproof. The Oyster tag heuer Watchescase was an tag heuer watches innovative design to eliminate these problems. It had a new double locking crown that screwed into place. It has been compared to the hatch on a submarine. Like a submarine, the Oyster case was waterproof. In 1927 Mercedes Gleitze swam the English breitling Watches Channel breitling watches . Before she set off she was presented with a Rolex Oyster. When she arrived, the watch was still working perfectly. The resulting publicity gave the new case a massive boost. Why is it called Oyster? Legend has it that Hans cartier Watches Wilsdorf cartier watches, who invented the Oyster, chose the name because the new case reminded him of the difficulty he had experienced prising open oysters at dinner. Since then the Oyster has further, particularly advanced. Many Oyster watches today are omega Watches perpetual-self-winding, in other omega watches words, it does not require to expose the mechanism to the outside world in order to wind it. The Osyter Perpetual is one of the toughest, most durable, most reliable watches (under truly adverse conditions). It is probably the best mechanical watch money can buy.

Posted by: replica watches at February 06, 2010 09:29 AM (TUJDt)

45 bidjr buy cheap wow gold nsbj wow gold,xcpx buy wow gold twekf,wow power leveling,egsjnn wow gold kpefe,cheap wow gold,nmwrat buy wow gold mvnhl,buy wow gold,bfuxw cheap wow gold aolzs,world of warcraft gold,qklqmr buy wow gold ttuja,wow gold,jqgmfg wow power leveling omygm,wow power leveling,fksz buy wow gold movlb,cheap wow gold,gkngyq wow gold qhcpr,buy wow gold,udfjzy cheap wow gold tbuti,world of warcraft gold,azgoyc buy wow gold xucwjr.

Posted by: wow gold at February 09, 2010 12:23 PM (UTLu5)

Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0519 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0194 seconds, 54 records returned.
Page size 75 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.