Michelle Malkin In A Cheerleader Skirt

Parodying the Democrats' cheerleading defeat.

I'll just say it before the unhinged left has a chance to: This woman is a disgusting hypocrite who hypocritically wears a whorish miniskirt when she so hypocritically hates sex and is a hypocrite for being pretty hot while hypocritically wanting everyone else to wear chastity belts (which, by the way, are kind of hot in a twisted forbidden fruit kind of way, adding an additional level of hypocrisy, as if we needed that).

Projection, of course. We're not the ones who write three blog posts a week about the oppressive nature of oral sex.

Posted by: Ace at 01:56 PM


1 It took me like a day to figure out what that whole Malkin-photoshop thing last year was supposed to even be about. I didn't initially understand that it was BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY.

I actually still don't.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at April 25, 2007 02:02 PM (8WlSy)

2 Aaarrrrhmmmmugh.
Saojejtojwaet owetoajwea meuhmmhmm.

Posted by: Entropy at April 25, 2007 02:05 PM (m6c4H)

3 MM could give a lecture on the need for more complex Sarbanes-Oxley legislation and as long as she was wearing that skirt I would listen to every word she spoke. Susan Estrich she ain't.

Posted by: dri at April 25, 2007 02:07 PM (koO9y)

4 Harrupmf, Harrupmf, Harrupmf, Harrupmf.

I didn't hear a Harrupmf from you!

Posted by: CUS at April 25, 2007 02:07 PM (bbXZq)

5 Oh the hypocrisy. I will be forced to watch it again just to fully appreciate the extent of the hypocrisy.

Posted by: steve at April 25, 2007 02:07 PM (RpaVw)

6 Sorry...temporary loss of cognitive brain function.
In my absence, I seem to have gone out, tracked down a deer, beat it to death with my bare hands, dragged it back to the office and hung it's entrails around my desk as a territorial marker warning the other malesagainst trespass.
Anyone got any advice on cleaning up a deer's spleen from ceiling tiles before the boss gets back?

Posted by: Entropy at April 25, 2007 02:12 PM (m6c4H)

7 Umm...

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 25, 2007 02:17 PM (O9Cc8)

8 Just turn the tiles over Ent. It'll take a few days for the blood to soak through the other side, then act ignorant.

Posted by: CUS at April 25, 2007 02:20 PM (bbXZq)

9 Yowza!

Posted by: Tushar D at April 25, 2007 02:23 PM (m1bmI)

10 Is it wrong to say that that was REALLY hot???

Posted by: jcelephant at April 25, 2007 02:23 PM (Eb5vv)

11 I watched with the sound off and it was still incredible. That was like eating your favorite flavor of ice cream AND being able to drizzle syrup Grappa all over it.

Posted by: Paul A'Barge at April 25, 2007 02:25 PM (T3gfS)

12 Oh baby.

Posted by: JayC at April 25, 2007 02:36 PM (4xbsD)

13 Huzzah! That sprightly lass evidences substantial perk, and makes a damn fine point on top of it. I'm for more of that, what say you?

Posted by: Newton Harrumph III at April 25, 2007 02:46 PM (uSomN)

14 I feel funny in my special places.
Number of ejaculations - I'll let you know when they are done.

Posted by: holdfast at April 25, 2007 02:46 PM (Gzb30)

15 WTF are you talkin about?
Hey- I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy...

Posted by: Barry in CO at April 25, 2007 02:51 PM (aJtCl)

16 Number of ejaculations: Talk to me next year when I'm done.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at April 25, 2007 02:57 PM (DiVCD)

17 I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Toby928 at April 25, 2007 03:03 PM (ATbKm)

18 Wow, when I saw Hot Air's front page I just assumed she was gonna sit there on the grass and talk about politics or some shit.
No way pal, she's dancin' around in a skirt that seems to get shorter every fucking second.
(sound many tissues being pulled)

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2007 03:03 PM (q177U)

19 Number of ejaculations: n+1

Posted by: Rocketeer at April 25, 2007 03:15 PM (GFaLW)

20 Great googli moogli -- I don't care who y'are, that right there was funny!

Way to go MM -- even if she does make life difficult for those of us who are over 35 and not a size 2 ....

Posted by: LisaAnnO at April 25, 2007 03:19 PM (Ukz7E)

21 Now for Dr. Helen to do an expose' on catholic school.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 25, 2007 03:24 PM (QTv8u)

22 Mary Katharine Ham should've been in there as well.

Now, let me go get my credit card...

Posted by: EC at April 25, 2007 03:54 PM (mAhn3)

23 This was a great one, although my favorite is that one where she jumps rope in those shorts.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 25, 2007 03:59 PM (d38jD)

24 Hot, sexy and conservative, what more could you ask for?

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at April 25, 2007 04:05 PM (C6sGm)

25 My wife is in trouble tonight. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Judd at April 25, 2007 04:06 PM (arf2J)

26 Hot, sexy and conservative, what more could you ask for?

My ears are burning...

Posted by: Amish has an infection at April 25, 2007 04:23 PM (OEbrS)

27 Hot, sexy and conservative, what more could you ask for?


Posted by: CUS at April 25, 2007 04:38 PM (bbXZq)

28 Ace...you do do three posts a week about a feminazi's three posts a week about the oppressive nature of oral sex.

Posted by: Headhunt23 at April 25, 2007 04:41 PM (OMCBg)

29 And now, girls jumping on trampoline!

Posted by: Tushar D at April 25, 2007 04:41 PM (m1bmI)

30 Tushar, Malkin did the trampoline thing last year.

Posted by: Achmed at April 25, 2007 04:51 PM (j4t+e)

31 I thought I'd gotten over that Asian girl fetish thing 10 years ago... thanks Michelle. Really. I was making so much progress.

Posted by: Scott at April 25, 2007 05:14 PM (FAHM2)

32 Wow, that did it for me. I'm so hot I'm sweatin.

But then, chicken sounds have always done that to me.

Posted by: captkidding at April 25, 2007 05:18 PM (CUVj3)

33 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 25, 2007 05:19 PM (1tlBF)

34 I'll be in my bunk.
I'll be in my garage.
Dousing myself with gasoline...

Posted by: Entropy at April 25, 2007 05:51 PM (HgAV0)

35 I'll be in MM's bunk.

Posted by: Mr. Jackson If You're Nasty de Blog at April 25, 2007 06:45 PM (bSpfD)

36 Well, she do look cute, but not especially flexy or energetic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 25, 2007 06:56 PM (wmgz8)

37 Anyone got any advice on cleaning up a deer's spleen from ceiling tiles before the boss gets back?

A can of spray polyurethane will seal the blood stains. Then you can repaint'em with flat white without having bleed though. Guaranteed to work.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 25, 2007 07:06 PM (DvLHg)

38 The Dems have lined up Helen Thomas for a rebuttal.

Posted by: eman at April 25, 2007 07:49 PM (FWrFx)

39 Michelle Malkin's chatroom nickname: HotAsianCheer4U

Posted by: Nordbuster at April 25, 2007 08:45 PM (jYT9+)

40 I'm dead serious here - that video is RIDICULOUSLY hot, and I'm not just saying that cause of Jack Murtha's mesmerizing eyebrows.
She has nice legs, and this fulfills my cheerleader fantasies quite nicely.
Number of ejaculations - a fresh box of Kleenex worth's and counting.

Posted by: Vyce at April 25, 2007 09:27 PM (1lExr)

41 She has nice legs, and this fulfills my cheerleader fantasies quite nicely.
I second the motion!

Posted by: TXMarko at April 25, 2007 11:13 PM (sUFlW)

42 God, how I would love to diddle Michelle Malkin. Preferably while she's wearing the cheerleading skirt. Number of orgasms:50.3

Posted by: The Drizzle at April 26, 2007 04:23 AM (XYr3F)

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