"Chris Matthews grabbed the democratic candidate, turned him upside down, and put his penis in his mouth..."

Headline thanks to jj.

Jim Webb's strange writings, via Drudge:

"The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy's penis in his mouth..."

Hot.

This is all so stupid, but if this is the game -- the game the Washington Post has turned the contest into -- then by all means, let us play the game as well.

Thanks to Robert.

Also From Spruiell's Media Blog: Chris Matthews furiously pimps idiotic "racism" charges against Republican ads; and Romney smack-down of a reporter-moron who seems to have forgotten precisely whom was elected as a representative of the people of Massachusetts:

Posted by: Ace at 08:03 PM

Comments

1 The next POTUS.

Posted by: eman at October 26, 2006 08:19 PM (ljoDE)

2 Haha, Romney really bitch slaps that guy.

That reporter is so indicative of the MSM, and liberals in general, who believe that they are working for "the people," and must criticize just for the sake of criticizing, because criticism is NOBLE and a LIBERAL IDEAL and TRUE PATRIOTISM.

Posted by: Rip at October 26, 2006 08:22 PM (q2HEf)

3 "Chris Matthews grabbed the democratic canidate, turned him upside down, and put his penis in his mouth..."

OMG ! ! !

Posted by: jj at October 26, 2006 08:25 PM (feolp)

4 Webb just learned, Ya Don't Piss Off a Cowboy!

And Romney's smack down video needs to be looped and e-mailed to ever MSM outlet in the US.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 26, 2006 08:29 PM (gwfvN)

5 "He saw the invitation with every bouncing breast and curved hip. . . . He was thirteen. . . . She was fifteen . . . . In a few moments she drew him to her and he murmured in his quiet voice, 'I am still small.' 'You are large enough,' she answered. And he found he was."

Ahahahahahahaha! What the FUCK?!!!!!

I LOVE POLITICS!!!!!

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2006 08:31 PM (neXw6)

6 All or your free-thinking candidates are belong to us!

Posted by: Rich at October 26, 2006 08:39 PM (ujTqH)

7 people still read the washington post?

Posted by: at October 26, 2006 08:40 PM (xnBKX)

8 "Fogarty . . . watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up, her face smiling proudly and her round breasts glistening from a spotlight in the dim bar, and left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina."

I wonder if she could carve a turkey?

Posted by: jj at October 26, 2006 08:41 PM (feolp)

9 Romney did awesome "No, I represent the people," BRILLIANT!

If you ask a question, that takes 30 seconds, and you use the word "and" more than once, let alone 6 times in it's delivery, you aren't asking a question, you are making a statement with a question mark at the end.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 26, 2006 08:42 PM (QTv8u)

10 It puts the lotion on its skin, or gets turned upside down again.

Posted by: Rich at October 26, 2006 08:42 PM (ujTqH)

11 Hi weaner? Maybe he had a snakebite? Or a bad sunburn?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2006 08:48 PM (1YHsK)

12 Strike that. Make it "his."

Posted by: at October 26, 2006 08:49 PM (1YHsK)

13 Ew.

Posted by: Slublog at October 26, 2006 08:50 PM (NJCcO)

14 I think Webb is sunk.

Posted by: jj at October 26, 2006 08:52 PM (feolp)

15 What did Nancy Pelosi know about these pedophilic passages and when did she know it?

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2006 08:55 PM (neXw6)

16 Maybe the editor put that in w/o permission.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2006 08:56 PM (1YHsK)

17 Webb should have thought about that before he decided to run. I think this sinks him.

Posted by: ahem at October 26, 2006 08:58 PM (O2Vmy)

18 From what I can see, the Democrats are offended by the deep revulsion it brings them to see:

A white woman wink at a black man

A black man who is too 'nice'

Drums being played during an ad when a black man's picture appears, even if it also plays when a white man is pictured.

To those of us who don't consider race the deciding factor for every issue, it sounds like they are the ones with deep seated prejudices.

I mean, the vast majority of us have mixed racial families in our lives, we have many black friends who we consider quite nice, and we have heard John Bonham play without picturing those friends and family members dancing in loin cloths.

We just aren't offended, or even surprised or bothered, by these things being depicted on TV. Maybe democrats need to get out more, they seem to think the majority of Americans think like THEY do.

Posted by: PHenry at October 26, 2006 08:59 PM (o1/GR)

19 Guy was service.

Theres an arrogance, and self-confidance in service that makes many feel they don't need direct help.

He wrote it himself, or he didn't write it at all.

(I wrote a lot of shit for a lot of officers, they were just editors)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 26, 2006 09:00 PM (QTv8u)

20 Someone should call Harry Reid and ask if he supports making money from graphic descriptions of underaged minors engaged in sexual activity.

Why do the Democrats promote Child Porn?

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2006 09:01 PM (neXw6)

21 All right, I am giving odds on Webb's explanation:

3 to 1 - "It's call literary license"

2 to 1 - "My Ghost Writer wrote those passages"

Even - "Slade Gorton made me do it!"

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 26, 2006 09:02 PM (gwfvN)

22 Wasn't Webb writing about Barney Frank and his staff?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2006 09:03 PM (1YHsK)

23 Wasn't Webb writing about Barney Frank and his staff?

and his staff?

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 26, 2006 09:04 PM (gwfvN)

24 Look, if you're prepared to make money by having your name associated with this kind of stuff, it'll kill you politically. It's okay for a private citizen to do, but out of bounds for a politician. We still think politicians ought to be a little higher on the moral totem pole than Danielle Steele.

Posted by: ahem at October 26, 2006 09:05 PM (O2Vmy)

25 A vote for the Democrats is a vote for kiddie porn.

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2006 09:09 PM (neXw6)

26 SSP blogger named. Former Democratic page Lane Hudson appears to be the guy in questions.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/10/foleys-phony-blogger-identified.php

Posted by: MikeZ at October 26, 2006 09:11 PM (c5sWc)

27 So, you think Ace's career in politics is sunk by all the pooter talk?l

Posted by: jj at October 26, 2006 09:12 PM (xiYx/)

28 Be careful about Romney. Mormonism is a religious aberration according to most Christians. There may be less real support there than you think.

Posted by: ahem at October 26, 2006 09:17 PM (O2Vmy)

29 I like Romney, he brings some eye candy to the political game.

You know, I read this passage on a blog I frequent a week or two ago, and I thought it was just weird. Nice to see Allen make something of it, and on Drudge. I wish I could remember the blog who reported it first.

You made the sex bed, libs, now wallow in it.

Posted by: Stormy70 at October 26, 2006 09:26 PM (SXQle)

30 Mitt should have said, "No, bitch, I work for the people. You're a whore for the Left."

Posted by: Bart at October 26, 2006 09:31 PM (CBXve)

31 ace neglects his own warehouse of Democrat Forays into Erotica.

Time to Update

Truth - Stranger than Fiction in more ways than Fiction can conceive.

.

of.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at October 26, 2006 09:34 PM (dTi2n)

32 Little Chrissy Matthews supports an incumbent U.S. Senator who was a Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan. Ergo, Little Chrissy is a racist!

Posted by: Border Reiver at October 26, 2006 09:36 PM (t7pa5)

33 Be careful about Romney. Mormonism is a religious aberration according to most Christians. There may be less real support there than you think.

Yeah, hmm, conservative candidate who was successful in Kennedy/Kerry land. Good looking. Charming. Raises lots of money. Running against pro-choice/ anti-gun Guiliani (whom I like on WOT) and media crush, Free speech killer McCain who will be neigh on 80. Tough choice.

Christians are able to make the distinction between politics and doctrine. Unlike the historical concerns about Catholics, there is no concern about temporal authority superceded by a Pope. Jack Kennedy proved that Catholic concern unfounded.

Or at least that is what this evangelical thinks.

Posted by: Taleena at October 26, 2006 09:44 PM (6aS70)

34 So, you think Ace's career in politics is sunk by all the pooter talk?Have you two been talking about pooters?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2006 09:53 PM (1YHsK)

35 Or at least that is what this evangelical thinks.

I there with you Sister.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 26, 2006 09:54 PM (gwfvN)

36 This is fiction guys...

Yeah the perverse themes in Webb's writings are pervasive and seem a bit creepy, but that doesn't mean he's some pediphile who is out stalking young girls and boys.

It only means he fantasizes about ti...

A lot.

A whole lot......

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 26, 2006 09:57 PM (qxpmL)

37 Truly Karl Rove is a Galactic Being.

Posted by: eman at October 26, 2006 10:00 PM (FWrFx)

38 Do you suppose this pervert belongs to the North American Man Boy Love Association NAMBLA that organization of wacko perverts?

Posted by: spurwing plover at October 26, 2006 10:02 PM (lIqve)

39 You guys are waaay behind the issues bus:
We all know which party promotes sodomizing children. That's been settled.
Now, the issue is " who wants to cure disease?"
Unfortunately, our side is losing again.
Republicans:
Strong on the economy and national security.
But weak,all too weak, on pestilence and pederasty.

Posted by: billy at October 26, 2006 10:08 PM (7zlSx)

40 He may lose the election but, sadly, his books will now fly off the shelves.

What sickness must roam the mind of one who could settle upon thoughts such as those and deem them suitable public consumption.

Posted by: jmflynny at October 26, 2006 10:12 PM (iAdm7)

41 Do you suppose this pervert belongs to the North American Man Boy Love Association NAMBLA that organization Dave from Garfield Ridge? Naaa.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2006 10:15 PM (1YHsK)

42 Mr. Allen has just been fed a high, slightly inside fastball that is hanging over the plate.
Spank it out of the park, George.

Posted by: eman at October 26, 2006 10:18 PM (FWrFx)

43 I wish that fag Drudge would quit dreaming of having Bush's dick in his mouth.

Posted by: Repuke Hater at October 26, 2006 10:20 PM (m8csq)

44 I didn't know Webb had it in him! We mere navel kissers all envy him.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at October 26, 2006 10:22 PM (BPhem)

45 "The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy's penis in his mouth..."

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Oh wait, yes there is.

Of course the Washington Post, who have pretty much been doing what Webb wrote to him in their paper for the last few months, will either:

A-Ignore it completely

or

B- Publish an editorial calling for a return to the real issues....like the 'fact' that George Allen is a racist or Mark Foley! Mark Foley! Mark Foley!

Live by the October Surprise, die by the October Surprise

Posted by: Drew at October 26, 2006 10:24 PM (Y2fNF)

46 Did you all make as big a deal out of Lynn Cheney's softcore lesbian porn novel?
If we could all remain in the realm of non-fiction, this country would be a little better off.
There's no real issues, are there? The economy sucks here in Michigan, the war in Iraq is a QUAGMIRE by anyone's definition other than the Decider's, the deficit continues to climb exponentially as does the trade deficit.
But look over there..at the shiny thing!

Posted by: mmm...lemonheads at October 26, 2006 10:24 PM (FzMno)

47 T.O.S, but just came across this...

It begs for a You Tube video...

Anybody?

Posted by: jmflynny at October 26, 2006 10:27 PM (iAdm7)

48 Mitt's Wits Hits Ditz!

Posted by: vivi at October 26, 2006 10:28 PM (55jyw)

49 Other than that melon head, how are things?

Ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Bart at October 26, 2006 10:29 PM (CBXve)

50 Whenever I make my random long winded statements, I usually base my thesis on my own personal experiences.

If you write about fucking boys? I can't help but think that WEBB is going through a South Park Conundrum, where Mr, Garrison can't stop writing about penis's.

Maybe webb also hats Nig.......

(Come on down to south park gonna have our self a time. . ..

Posted by: Wickedpinto at October 26, 2006 10:30 PM (QTv8u)

51

Webb is going down faster than Barney Frank on the dead Gerry Studds!

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 26, 2006 10:32 PM (gwfvN)

52 Webb wrote Rules of Engagement? Wasn't that supposed to be a read-meat, anti-terror movie?

Posted by: DaveS at October 26, 2006 10:34 PM (m/5FH)

53 Did you all make as big a deal out of Lynn Cheney's softcore lesbian porn novel?

What office was it that she was running for?

And it was softcore? And lesbian? Complete pass.

Posted by: geoff at October 26, 2006 10:35 PM (2d9Ny)

54 Worst economy ever! *SQUAWK* Quagmire! *SQUAWK* Foley's a fag! *SQUAWK* Stay home on election day! *SQUAWK*

Posted by: mmm...throbbing man-meat at October 26, 2006 10:36 PM (UKek4)

55 Funny, lemonheads. I don't remember you being so concerned with the issues when Mark Foley and macaca were in the headlines.

What's that smell?

Mmmmm...hypocrisy.

Posted by: Slublog at October 26, 2006 10:37 PM (NJCcO)

56 Free republic had the web story last week:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1721669/posts

And if you check Amazon, McCain recomends his book Lost Soldiers that the penis quote comes from.

Posted by: Sunny at October 26, 2006 10:42 PM (AxDix)

57 Merry Fitzmas, everyone!

Merry Fitzmas, George.

Mery Fitzmas, Mr. Potter.

Merry Fitzmas, Bedford Falls.

Posted by: Clarence at October 26, 2006 10:43 PM (CBXve)

58 They should have just focused on the dad-penis passage. Some of those others (excluding the banana thing... wtf) sound like standard cheesy romance novel stuff.

If the media focuses on the tamer stuff (a girl in a robe? The horror!) it may distract from the bad stuff and make Allen's campaign look out of touch with moderates.

On balance, though, I think its probably a significant negative for Webb... enough to essentially end the race.

Posted by: DaveS at October 26, 2006 10:45 PM (m/5FH)

59 Good points lemonhead!
Now if we could just find a party(besides the repubs, that is) who would actually adress these hard hitting issues....
Oh well, at least the Dems don't want to kill Alex P. Keaton.

Democrats in '08!!
Back to the Future VI in '07!!

Posted by: billy at October 26, 2006 10:46 PM (7zlSx)

60 Lemonheads seems to think that child porn is the same thing as erotica involving two consenting adults.

Lemonheads, why do you hate children and gays?

Posted by: Warden at October 26, 2006 10:47 PM (neXw6)

61 Merry Fitzmas, Bedford Falls.

In Bedford Falls, it's always Fitzmas Eve...

But seriously, Webb's a piker in the porn department...I mean, where are the underage tranny thai whores?!?

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 26, 2006 10:51 PM (7juMU)

62 mmm...lemonheads-
1) Lynn Cheney wasn't running for office.
2) Bad economy in Michigan? Look for the union label on that one. And Democrats in charge.
3) Of course the Iragi Campaign seems like a quagmire to you. We're in the process of draining a swamp. We have skilled and imaginative people willing to do the job. Leave them alone and let them work.
4) The budget deficit is in fact shrinking due to an increase in revenue due to tax cuts. Look it up.
5) Trade deficit? Feh.

Posted by: harrison at October 26, 2006 10:51 PM (yYMAJ)

63 Imagine the media outrage if George Allen had written these perverted passages. The WaPost and NYTimes would be demanding he resign. And he probably would.

Posted by: Mr. Big at October 26, 2006 10:51 PM (h3KIk)

64 I think a better question for our citrusy friend is this - are you always this obvious with your hypocrisy, or are you just too foolish to recognize your own intellectual inconsistency?

Posted by: Slublog at October 26, 2006 10:51 PM (NJCcO)

65 Oh well, at least the Dems don't want to kill Alex P. Keaton.

Personally, I've got something else in mind for him.

Posted by: Steve Keaton at October 26, 2006 10:52 PM (BPhem)

66 "Mormonism is a religious aberration according to most Christians."

So? He'll be running for President, not deacon.

Posted by: Knemon at October 26, 2006 10:53 PM (k4zdv)

67 As an avowed atheist I find the Mormons less scary than the Democrats.

Posted by: harrison at October 26, 2006 10:55 PM (yYMAJ)

68 Fun Facts in the trivia section of the article on Michigan in Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MichigaN

People living in the Upper Peninsula (300,000 out of 10,000,000 people in Michigan) are called 'Yoopers'.

The other 9,700,000 people living in the lower peninsula are called....wait for it..... TROLLS.

Odds are lemonbreath lives in the lower peninsula, and it appears the little sourpuss is just trying to live up to his official nickname. And I will say he's doing a good job of it.

Posted by: max at October 26, 2006 11:02 PM (K7zjl)

69 As an avowed atheist I find the Mormons less scary than the Democrats

Hell, as an American I find most Muslims less scary than the Democrats. And I'm convinced they are less of a threat to America than the msm.

Posted by: max at October 26, 2006 11:05 PM (K7zjl)

70

Cough, please.

Posted by: Howard Dean at October 26, 2006 11:05 PM (FWrFx)

71 mmm...lemonheads-

Step out of the cocoon for a few minutes. The economy is doing great nationally. Iraq isn't great but I'd bet on our guys any day of the week. The deficit? If by 'climbing exponentially' you mean shrinking, yeah you're right. Trade defecit? Every month since I was a kid in the 80's I've been hearing about a new record trade defecit. In that time the standard of living in this country has increased dramatically across the board so I do not think it means what people like you keep saying it means.

Posted by: Drew at October 26, 2006 11:07 PM (Y2fNF)

72 Harrison:

1) Your moral outrage should still be in full effect (if your into consistency, of course).

2) Democratic governor left with a Republican legislature and a deficit to die for.

3) We're not draining the swamp, we're filling it.

4) The deficit is indeed shrinking (slowly and on the backs of the middle class). Half a point.

5) That's what every Republican President has said. But when Saudi Arabia and China call all the shots when said deficit is in effect, they don't say so much. Just bow to their masters.

Posted by: mmm...lemonheads at October 26, 2006 11:07 PM (FzMno)

73 Hey guys, you know what we need?

A Jim Webb Ghost Writer Contest

We could require haiku form, though, if it pleases everyone. Who want to start?

Posted by: DaveS at October 26, 2006 11:08 PM (m/5FH)

74 As born-again Christian I find the Mormons less scary than the Democrats.

Posted by: The Machine at October 26, 2006 11:08 PM (L/jMX)

75 What's that smell?

Posted by: Slublog at October 26, 2006 11:09 PM (NJCcO)

76 I love the smell of selective outrage in the evening.

Posted by: Slublog at October 26, 2006 11:10 PM (NJCcO)

77 "Oh well, at least the Dems don't want to kill Alex P. Keaton.

Personally, I've got something else in mind for him.

Posted by Steve Keaton at October 26, 2006 10:52 PM"

Classy. Not much more I can say here.

Posted by: at October 26, 2006 11:12 PM (FzMno)

78 Your moral outrage should still be in full effect (if your into consistency, of course).

Why? She's not holding herself up as a paragon of electable virtue. And she's not writing explicit scenes involving underage sex. This is moral similitude? Only in Republicans-are-always-wrong land.

Posted by: geoff at October 26, 2006 11:13 PM (2d9Ny)

79 Well by this time next year Webb should be a common sight in D.C............. talking to himself while he pushes a shopping cart full of bottles around town.

I wouldn't waste too many keystrokes on lemonheads. I think the grown-ups should talk to each other while the kids play outside.

Posted by: eman at October 26, 2006 11:15 PM (FWrFx)

80 Ma-cock-a.

Posted by: Kid From Brooklyn at October 26, 2006 11:16 PM (bdMvi)

81
"the deficit continues to climb exponentially"
Posted by: mmm...lemonheads at October 26, 2006 10:24 PM (FzMno)

"The deficit is indeed shrinking (slowly and on the backs of the middle class). Half a point."

Posted by: mmm...lemonheads at October 26, 2006 11:07 PM (FzMno)

So what happened in those 43 minutes mmm.lemonheads?

(BTW-they are both wrong but the stunning turn around in idiotic talking points in such a short time must be some kind of record. Congratulations)

Posted by: Drew at October 26, 2006 11:18 PM (Y2fNF)

82 lemonhead,
Great points all around.
"...on the backs of the middle class."
good stuff that!
Be sure to remind us that Repubs:
spread disease...

hate homos...

sodomize little boys...

lie to get us into war...

fight wars like a bunch of pussies...

blew up the World Trade Center...

didn't "connect the dots" before 9/11...

outsource all our jobs to filthy Indians...

won't let good, honest Mexicans come work in the U.S. of A....

shoot old men in the face just for the hell of it...

oh and worst of all

they're divisive...

Posted by: billy at October 26, 2006 11:22 PM (7zlSx)

83 DaveS pokes dormant
Haiku flower to open
Night-time petals shine

Posted by: eman at October 26, 2006 11:22 PM (FWrFx)

Flynny: The Smoking Gun piece is priceless, including this bit -

While Elmo has never previously been linked to narcotics distribution or use, the Sesame Street character appears to have no teeth, which frequently is seen in heavy meth users.

Posted by: Patton at October 26, 2006 11:22 PM (uPdy5)

85 ...and, now that I think about it, billy.

Posted by: Patton at October 26, 2006 11:24 PM (uPdy5)

86 Gay, incestuous, pedophilia sex?

Nothing to see here, just move along...

My prediction: this story gets completely embargoed by the MSM.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 26, 2006 11:25 PM (AuPsg)

87 She's so young... perky.
What an awesome little trick!
You gonna eat that?

Posted by: DaveS at October 26, 2006 11:29 PM (m/5FH)

88 Haiku for lemon:

Troll lemonhead troll on
Michigan ninety seven per cent
Troll that's official

Posted by: max at October 26, 2006 11:33 PM (K7zjl)

89 One wonders how well-researched Webb's writing is.

Posted by: geoff at October 26, 2006 11:35 PM (2d9Ny)

90 lemon looks like he's already stumbled across what will surely be the Kos and DU talking points on this one....

"hey there's worse things than molesting children...."
deficit
war
foley

Posted by: burnitup at October 26, 2006 11:37 PM (xnBKX)

91 Best comment at HotAir:
Regarding the banana trick: If it�s done longitudinally, wouldn�t it splint into three equal sections?

Posted by: DaveS at October 26, 2006 11:39 PM (m/5FH)

92 One wonders how well-researched Webb's writing is.

I'm by no means a close student of Webb's work, but my guess is that he's a 'hands-on' guy who wouldn't delegate a key investigation to an assistant.

Posted by: max at October 26, 2006 11:42 PM (K7zjl)

93 One wonders how well-researched Webb's writing is.

Lots of field research I would guess...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 27, 2006 12:04 AM (AuPsg)

94 Well the folks at The Daily Kos seem to have a plan for dealing with this:

"So, the Internet is all atwitter with the latest smear by Senator Felix Macaca on Jim Webb, taking various disturbing pasages from fictional novels written by Webb."

First, I think it's a bad form to complain about smear by including a smear but that's a matter of personal preference (apparently all smears are equal, but some are just more equal than others).

The consensus over there seems to be this is an opportunity to point out Webb went to Vietnam and Allen didn't. Two thoughts:

1-Good luck with that plan. "Sure I wrote about homosexual, under-age incest but I am vet!"...I don't think that one will fly very high or far.

2-When did the Democrats become the party of Vietnam Vets? Did I miss a memo or something? Didn't they hate the war and the warriors (those reincarnations of Jengis Kahn)? And weren't draft dodgers the real heroes in their minds?

Posted by: Drew at October 27, 2006 12:05 AM (Y2fNF)

95 How much you want to
Bet the words "out of context"
Are forthcoming soon?

Posted by: Sean M. at October 27, 2006 12:18 AM (dc5zY)

96 So, I'm really late to this post ... but I just have to say: GO MITT, and beat that sorry reporter like the donkey he is.

Posted by: Beth (the other one) at October 27, 2006 12:21 AM (9zTh6)

97 Sean, I actually can't help but wonder if they actually are out of context. I guess we'll be told soon enough, and then be told why the first thing we were told isn't true, etc.

Posted by: DaveS at October 27, 2006 12:29 AM (m/5FH)

98 Oh, and if they ARE out of context, Allen is a fucking idiot and doesn't deserve to win. He's up in every poll. Why rock the boat?

Posted by: DaveS at October 27, 2006 12:30 AM (m/5FH)

99 For context (and it doesn't really look any better in that light) see RWN, who actually broke this ten days ago.

(via Allah)

Posted by: Sean M. at October 27, 2006 12:44 AM (dc5zY)

100 Senator McCain was a fan of this book:

James Webb�s new novel paints a portrait of a modern Vietnam charged with hopes for the future but haunted by the ghosts of its war-torn past. It captures well the lingering scars of the war, and exposes the tension between the dynamism of a new generation and the invisible bondage of an older generation for whom wartime allegiances, and animosities, are rendered no less vivid by the passage of time. A novel of revenge and redemption that tells us much about both where Vietnam is headed and where it has been.

http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780440240914&view=quotes

Posted by: at October 27, 2006 12:55 AM (Fo/N7)

101 I don't care what kind of underwear he has, after that put down, I am willing to vote for him.

Posted by: Glen at October 27, 2006 01:12 AM (PmiCb)

102 Man, I missed the incest angle on the first read - I thought it was just grotesque pederasty. With the incest angle in there as well, I'd say this guy pegged the taboo meter. At least he's completely grossed me out.

Posted by: geoff at October 27, 2006 02:18 AM (2d9Ny)

103 Senator McCain was a fan of this book

Why am I not suprised?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 27, 2006 04:23 AM (AuPsg)

104 Well. McCain's career is shot, too. Has been for a while.

Posted by: ahem at October 27, 2006 05:04 AM (Vs04+)

105 Way OT:

According to FoxNews, the recent E Coli breakout is being blamed on wild pigs breaking through fences on California spinach farms.

No. Shit.

Posted by: mesablue at October 27, 2006 05:44 AM (DzeyU)

106 Ma-cock-a.

Haha, but shouldn't it be pa-cock-a?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 27, 2006 07:13 AM (BPhem)

107

Is lemonheads a satire troll? I know it's hard to tell the difference sometimes, but that surely looked like somebody messing around. How else to fit so much idiocy in one comment?

Posted by: Veeshir at October 27, 2006 09:14 AM (ThMnZ)

108 Screw the election.

How about a Thuderdome match between Allen and Webb.

Two Men Enter. One man leave!
Two Men Enter. One man leave!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 27, 2006 10:48 AM (s7Ian)

109 Chris Matthews grabbed Lou Dobbs, slathered him in honey, turned him upside down, and watched the He-Man marathon on TVLand.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 27, 2006 10:51 AM (s7Ian)

110

"Mitt should have said, "No, bitch, I work for the people. You're a whore for the Left."_________Word.

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If the media focuses on the tamer stuff (a girl in a robe? The horror!) it may distract from the bad stuff and make Allen's campaign look out of touch with moderates.

It wasn't some girl, it was the protagonist's mother. And people should go read the context of the little boy passage at that RWN link. I was wondering of the man was going to be a villian in the piece who Webb makes as despicable as possible to increase the value of hiis inevitable comeuppance in the conclusion, but no, apparently that scene was just put in for "local color."

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Page 449, paragraph 4, right after the scene where the half-dozen midgets in gimp outfits pour Thousand Island dressing all over the hog-tied submissive with the Mondale/Ferraro ball gag in his mouth.

This thing's a real page turner!

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